This fairy is wrong

"Master... Will we die in this calamity of the era?" Lin Chen's body has not yet exercised his capacity for alcohol, not to mention drinking the exclusive secret wine of the real Yuheng, and he became dizzy after a few sips almost.Now he is blurring his small eyes, his head is lying on Yuheng's lap, and he is talking with his tongue out.

"Maybe, after all, there were countless casualties in previous catastrophes." The real Yuheng also fondled the back of Lin Chen's head.

Lin Chen made a gesture and wailed: "Wow, isn't it a few years of good life? I haven't married Sister Wen yet."

"You bastard, I've been thinking about marrying a wife all day long. No, the old man won't allow you to have an accident." Yu Heng patted the back of Lin Chen's head in a funny way, and then he was afraid that he would be too harsh, so he rubbed Lin Chen He got up, and whispered his promise to her.

Lin Chen happily rubbed on Yuheng's robe twice when he heard the words: "That's good, I have a master to cover me. It's so good that I have to marry a wife before raising my pigtails."

Although he didn't understand what it meant to raise his braids, Master Yuheng solemnly agreed, "Okay, Master will protect you."

"Master, I want to hear a story." The drunk Lin Chen started to drink like crazy.

"What story do you want to hear?"

"The story of the calamity of the era."

"Okay. I'll tell you the story of the Epoch Tribulation." Master Yuheng agreed in a good mood.

"The change of splitting the sky is the first calamity of the era. I have already told you about it, so I won't repeat it. The second calamity of the era is after the flood recedes and the human race recreated. The flood destroyed the waterway ,The mountains and rivers were broken, so the floods lasted for thousands of years. Later, a big monk deduced that the star wheels of the era were in conflict, causing the disaster. It must be resolved by people who are suitable for the world. Later, Dayu was born and was elected as the leader of the tribe. Forge nine tripods, divide the waterways, and the human race will be safe."

"Later." Lin Chen muttered, urging Master Yuheng to continue talking.

"What a anxious boy. Later Dayu's son Qi abolished the abdication system and inherited the position of Dayu's leader, and established a country named..."

"Xia?" Lin Chen answered first.

"You're not too ignorant, kid."

Lin Chen thought to himself: "It's okay to be ignorant from head to toe, it's just that the history of the previous life is better."

"The kingdom of Xia lasted for 200 years. Later, at the end of Xia Dynasty, King Jie was cruel and unkind, which aroused people's grievances. He was replaced by Shang. The conquest of the world has been over for [-] years. This is the third catastrophe of the era."

"Wait a minute, master, how many years has the Shang Dynasty enjoyed the state?" Lin Chen was sobered up by the real Yuheng's words.

"This? It must have been more than 6000 years ago." Yuheng real person Nianxu thought carefully.

Lin Chen saw that the speculation in his heart was going in the worst direction, and he couldn't help being anxious: "How could it be more than 6000 years?"

"The name of the country of Shang is not achieved overnight, it's just that it becomes the co-lord of the world when it takes over the Central Territory. In the past, there was a tribe named Shang in the tribe, so it counts as 6000 years."

"Oh my god!" Lin Chen felt that he was going crazy.How can there be such a country name!This is completely different from what she thought!History, the hemiplegic, deliberately played with her.

If I remember correctly, the Human Tribulation in the Three Tribulations of Heaven, Earth and Man in the novels of the previous life is the battle of Zhou's defeat of Shang and Conferment of Gods!Countless immortals have fallen, and the change of dynasty in the mortal world is just a reason for war.Comparing the timeline, the progress of this world is almost the same.But history has been paralyzed, and there are no reference templates, how to pass the level.

Another template from hell!If it's really similar to the previous life, then it's really a fight among immortals and their brains were blown out.Lin Chen can die for climbing the cultivation tree, but it doesn't mean that he is willing to die as someone who should be robbed for no apparent reason.

"Master, this apprentice is a little panicked." Lin Chen struggled to sit up unsteadily.

"What are you panicking about? Don't you always say that the sky is falling and the tall ones will bear it?" Lin Chen's tangled fingers fell into Yuheng's eyes exactly.

"Under the nest, how can there be any eggs?"

"It seems to make sense. Tell me, you have come up with some crooked ideas again."

"It's nothing, I want to rub Sister Wen's bed." Lin Chen staggered in front of the real Yuheng and summoned the natal spirit sword, laying down on it, and planned to go to Yaoguang Peak.A strong sense of uneasiness lingered in his heart, and he just wanted to go to Wen Lan to get a little sense of peace of mind.

Daoist Yuheng was overwhelmed, and couldn't laugh or cry: "You came up with this idea after cooperating with you?"

Lin Chen jumped up, lay down on the spirit sword without any danger, turned his head and smiled at Yuheng real person: "Otherwise? By the way, master, when will you propose marriage for me? Then you can There are more reasons to go to Yaoguang Peak, and you don’t need to try your luck to meet Master Yaoguang every time in the name of teaching disciples. As the saying goes, love grows with time. Master, disciples believe in you.”

"You brat." Real Yuheng's face turned red, as if he wanted to kick.

"I won't play with you, master, bye." Lin Chen steered the flying sword and slipped away quickly, leaving the real Yuheng who was thinking thoughtfully by the side.

"Sister Wen, sister Wen, open the door." After many actions, Lin Chen was really drunk this time, and knocked on Wen Lan's door three times with the smell of alcohol all over his body.

Hearing the movement, Wen Lan hurriedly put on her clothes and came out. As soon as she opened the courtyard door, Lin Chen, who was already drunk, collapsed in her arms.

"Hug." Like a frightened little animal, Lin Chen acted completely according to his instincts, and directly buried his head into Wen Lan's neck, spraying his hot breath with the smell of wine on his skin, and soon dyed it. There is a cherry color.

"Xiaochen, what's wrong with you?" Wen Lan pulled Lin Chen out of her arms, trying to get some useful information.

Of course, it's useless.

Lin Chen, who was drunk, had a lot of brute force, and quickly broke free from Wen Lan's restraint, and without saying a word, he just buried his face in her neck again reluctantly.

"Alas." Wen Lan sighed silently, resigned herself to picking up Lin Chen and walked into the house.

She had known for a long time that Xiao Chen who was drunk and Xiao Chen who was sober were completely two people, and the previous call was just a refusal to give up that glimmer of hope.Forget it, wait until Xiaochen wakes up tomorrow and ask again.The problem of drinking also needs to be cured. I really learned from Uncle Yuheng. When I was drunk, I would knock on the door in the middle of the night. Fortunately, I live in a remote place, otherwise I don’t know how much wind and rain will be caused.

However, compared to the usual mischievous Xiaochen, Wen Lan thinks the clingy Xiaochen is cuter now, but it seems that she has grown taller and heavier, and is not as comfortable to hold as before. .

Soon, Wen Lan realized how wrong his thoughts were.

The drunk Lin Chen was the same as usual, and he couldn't stop at all.The little paws directly pressed on the high part of Wen Lan's chest, touching it curiously, but staring at it unblinkingly with drunken and blurred eyes, as if they were about to stare at a hole.

Wen Lan only felt that her cheeks were bloodshot, and she was so ashamed and angry, thinking of her for so many years, how had anyone ever treated her like this.The elders of the Shimen doted on her, and her peers respected her.However, Lin Chen seemed to be a predestined little magic star, repeatedly breaking out of the limit, once it was her, and the second time it was her.

Then Lin Chen buried himself directly in Wen Lan's chest, and murmured: "Oupai... kimoji." It was exactly the same as the action eight years ago.It's just that time flies, Lin Chen has grown up, she can no longer treat her words as childish jokes.

Wen Lan's mind uncontrollably recalled what happened eight years ago, which was the beginning of her fate with Lin Chen.

Wen Lan regarded Lin Chen as her younger sister at first, even though Lin Chen was more precocious than other children.Tenacity, hard work, intelligence... Lin Chen has many advantages that she appreciates, and it would be even better if he was not so naughty.

Lin Chen is a smart boy, this Wen Lan knows.She also knows that the disciples gather together to gamble in private. It's an old habit. As long as they don't go too far, she would be more happy to do one thing rather than one thing, and turn a blind eye to let them pass the test.

What Wen Lan didn't expect was that after three days on the flying boat, Lin Chen became acquainted with those disciples who gathered for gambling.The three-year-old child used a dice cup that can only be held with two hands, and became a croupier.What was even more unexpected was that she designed a disciple who was rude to her failure in pursuit, and made that disciple lose all his pants, causing quite a disturbance.

Wen Lan was relieved in her heart, but she couldn't just sit back and watch a well-behaved child grow crookedly. She has a lot of eyes when she is young, and it is even more difficult to discipline when she grows up.

So she planted a poison on Lin Chen, a poison that was not fatal but would make his whole body itchy. She stewed Lin Chen for three days and three nights until the poison was completely drained, and then took Lin Chen out of the iron pot with a cold face. He took it out, and then kept a cold face and did not let Lin Chen get close.Lin Chen was also very obedient, so he didn't come over.

"Sure enough, another one is scared away. You don't even get close to yourself with your children. It's a failure to be a human being." Wen Lan thought so in her heart, but she still insisted on not taking the initiative to coax Lin Chen.In her opinion, if she is wrong, she is wrong, and she has to be punished. No matter what Lin Chen thinks of her, as long as she has no shame in her heart.

The cold relationship between the two lasted until the night before Lin Chen was about to leave the flying boat.

Lin Chen got along very well with all the disciples, even though Wen Lan was a little unkind to Lin Chen recently, some very lively disciples arranged a few banquets for Lin Chen.

Lin Chen was also drunk that night, after all, he was still a small dumpling, and his drinking capacity was pitifully small.He couldn't stand the provocative method, and after a few small glasses of wine, he became dizzy.

However, Lin Chen still had a purpose in doing things, and wobbled up to the third floor of the flying boat.Because she was still young, no one stopped her, so she got to Wen Lan's room smoothly.

Wen Lan is taking a bath. Although she is spotless, she still likes the feeling of soaking in the water when she was young, warm and at ease.

And Lin Chen directly bumped in under that situation.

"Boom." Lin Chen struggled to turn over the barrel with his short legs, splashing huge water.

Wen Lan, who wanted to see what kind of monster Lin Chen wanted to be when he broke in, was also stunned. Lin Chen's boldness exceeded her expectations.

His face was flushed, and the water-soaked ball came out of the water, stared straight into Wen Lan's eyes and said, "Sister Wen, I like it, marry her."

Wen Lan was a little stunned. It was the first time she had seen such a bold and unrestrained way of confessing, let alone a three-year-old child who was drunk.Maybe you don't even know what it is to like, let alone marry.

Wen Lan couldn't help but laugh, and planned to laugh it off.But Lin Chen took his hand, maybe because of drunkenness, Lin Chen tried several times but failed.Seeing Lin Chen sweating profusely, she couldn't bear it, and stretched out her hand proactively.She could tell that Lin Chen was very happy at that moment.

The moment the fingers were interlocked, Lin Chen's drunken words rang in Wen Lan's ears: "Lian Lian, you and I have met for 100 years. If anyone dies at the age of 97, he will wait on the bridge for three years."

Looking at Lin Chen's serious face, Wen Lan also forgot to correct the flaws in Lin Chen's words.For example, a hundred-year agreement is just a moment for those who practice Taoism.What is Naihe Bridge?

Wen Lan had no time to think about this, because Lin Chen pressed the thumbs of the two of them together with an air of unquestionable doubt.The moment she wanted to touch with two fingers, she only felt a kind of promise connected to her heart.

Lin Chen smiled with crooked eyebrows, as if he had done a big thing.After burying Wen Lan's chest for a while, she dragged her short legs out of the tub, leaving a puddle of water, which also left a mark on her heart, but the puddle of water never disappeared.

Wen Lan herself didn't know what was wrong with her, so she met Lin Chen when Lin Chen was about to get off the flying boat.He also gave Lin Chen a copy of the "Tiger and Bear Sutra" and encouraged her to practice hard, and he would wait for her at Beidouzong.He even gave the farm family two high-grade spirit stones, lest they neglect Lin Chen.

It's just that Lin Chen seems to have forgotten everything after being drunk. Although his eyes are full of happiness, his attitude is still alienated, which makes Wen Lan confused about Lin Chen's attitude.

Even so, Wen Lan still missed Lin Chen, that drunken little dumpling who made an agreement with him and was extremely bold.Fortunately, after joining the sect, Lin Chen was no different from before, and still liked him.

The change in her chest pulled Wen Lan out of her contemplation, and Lin Chen was bouncing back and forth like a little pig.She could even see Lin Chen sticking out his tongue tentatively...

"Bang." Wen Lan, whose shame was completely ignited, directly threw Lin Chen out, causing Lin Chen to get a new injury on his forehead.

The author has something to say: Lin Chen: "I'm sorry, I don't know anything about drinking."

Wen Lan: "I'll beat you to death, you little rascal."