Super God Jade Rabbit

Just ran southward for a long, long way, and took a lot of detours because of the road idiot attribute. Fortunately, I finally found my destination and stopped at the foot of a smoky mountain.

The smoke is filled with powerful spiritual power, and it is a barrier deliberately set up by someone, and ordinary people cannot enter it.

Standing alone in front of the barrier, he touched his chin, then stretched out a finger to knock on the door.

"Butt button button" three times, the smoke melted away, and a window appeared.

A transparent little person with tentacles and wings poked his head out of the window: "Who is it?"

"It's me." Shan Shan greeted warmly.

Unexpectedly, the little man looked at him indifferently: "Who are you?"

"...Brother Shanjing, you don't remember me? I'm your master's friend." Shan Shan winked at him, then turned on the electricity, "Let me in."

"Why didn't I know that the master has a friend like you." Shan Jing said impatiently, "It's late at night, I'll come back tomorrow if I have anything to do."

"Hey! Don't tell me! I'm Shan Dan! Have you never heard of Shan Shan's name? Think about it carefully?"

Shan Jing closed his eyes and thought for a while: "There is no such person."

"Fuck, that's because you're old. Have you heard of dementia? Let me in!"

"Master's few friends know the secret mantra of entering the mountain. If you want to come in, recite the mantra yourself!"

"...Who remembers that curse after so many years?"

"Then you still have the face to call me dementia!!"

"... Cough... Don't worry about the details... Well, brother Shan Jing, can I get in with my face?"

Just do the last struggle.

The mountain spirit gave him a look to understand for himself, and then closed the smoke door with a "bang".

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Shan Shan knocked on the smoke barrier again.

"So what?" the mountain spirit opened a crack and said impatiently.

"You let Bi An come out, he knows me."

So, 10 minutes later, Bi An came out yawning and wearing a nightgown, and was a little confused when he saw Shan Shan: "Why did you come here? Didn't you live very comfortably with Song Er Shao?"

It's okay not to mention Song Lin, but when he heard the name, his nose turned sour, and he complained, "He has a dog outside!"

Bi An led him to his room and poured him a cup of tea: "Master, the old man is sleeping next door, let's keep our voice down."

"How is your master's illness?"

Bi An shook his head.

Shan Shan probed in a low voice: "Are you going to die?"

"Bah! My master can fight for at least another 500 years."

Just thinking about the beautiful face of the old zombie, he felt that it made sense, so he closed his mouth.

"So why did you come to me in the middle of the night? Also, what do you mean that Song Lin has a dog outside?"

"Song Lin fell in love with a little white dog. He no longer has me in his eyes. I think it's basically useless to sign a contract with him."

"What spirit-level white dog?"

"【silver】."

Bi An was silent for three seconds, and suddenly covered his mouth and laughed: "Pfft...you were actually defeated by a [Silver] spirit beast? Are you ashamed? Hahahahahaha!"

only:……(;-_-)/

"Hey... you must be too happy..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's rare to see you helpless. After all, you used to be very arrogant, pulling like two to five to eighty thousand a day."

Shan Shan rolled his eyes, and Bi An accepted it as soon as he saw it: "You continue..."

"Song Lin went to Miyuan Forest to get treasures because he participated in the Yuling Festival. The White Dog clan is familiar with the terrain of Miyuan Forest, so he took the little white dog on the road together. Later, he encountered some accidents and stayed by his side in times of crisis. It is the white dog, they are life and death friends, the bond created by this can no longer be surpassed by others... Anyway, I can't surpass it." Shan Shan said in frustration.

"Then..." Bi An stroked his chin and asked solemnly, "What were you doing when they were life and death friends?"

"Hmm..." Shan Shan thought for a while, "Eat roast leg of lamb."

"..." Bi An told him with his eyes: Who can you blame for this?

The single ear droops over the shoulder.

"Unexpectedly, you are a majestic [Golden Age] Yutu. You have never met any opponents in your life. The only fierce battle was at Longji Mountain. You lost half of your life. I have never seen you like this before."

"What do I look like now?"

Bi An looked him up and down: "Depressed, it's like a lovelorn."

"Lovebroken?" Shan Shan was surprised, then shook his head, "Impossible."

But Bi An suddenly thought of something, and suddenly leaned in front of Shan Shan: "You son of a bitch, don't you have a crush on Song Ershao? Speaking of which, Song Ershao is indeed handsome and rich, and the key person is the senior Yuling Master, most of the girls in Lingcheng yearn for him, you have been single for hundreds of years, is it possible that the iron tree finally blossoms at this moment, and your love begins?"

Shan Yi pushed his face away indifferently: "You are the only one who talks too much."

"Oh my god, if I can see your decadent face troubled by love once in this life, I will die without regret."

Shan Shan pressed his head on the table with one palm: "Then you will die."

Bi An, whose facial features were deformed by pressing, uttered an indistinct wail: "I'm wrong."

Just let him go, took off his shoes, and occupied his bed.The poor successor of the high priest could only sit on the ground, holding the teapot to warm his hands, "How did you escape from the Song residence? Song Lin let you go so easily?"

"I escaped when he lost all his spiritual power today."

"All spiritual power is lost? The spiritual power of the imperial master was obtained through hard work, how could it suddenly be completely lost?"

"I'm wondering too..." Shan Shan said, "Have you never heard of such a thing in your life?"

"Didn't you live a long time, have you heard of it?"

The two looked at each other speechlessly for a while, and after a while—"Maybe we haven't lived long enough."

Bi An said: "If it was Master, maybe he would have seen it, after all, he lived the longest."

I've lived so long, I haven't seen anything.

The two of them fell silent again, thinking of Feng Chulian's beautiful and beautiful face - he has lived so long and is so well maintained.

Bi An: Really amazing.

Shan Shan: Terrible.

After sighing, Bi An asked:

"You came here in the middle of the night, what's the matter?"

"I want to borrow your master's Treasure Pavilion."

"My master's Treasure Pavilion is not allowed to enter by ordinary people."

"I know, so I'm not here to find you, just go through the back door."

"Tch, you only think of me when you need me. How did you become a brother..." Bi An complained, "What are you going to do in the Treasure Pavilion?"

"I heard that there is a book in it, which records all the contents of the reincarnation curse. I want to see if it is really possible to be reborn into another person after death, and I want to find out whether the reborn person still has the same as before. memory."

"Don't you think that Yu Huan is not dead, not only not dead, but also reincarnated?" Bi An took a sip of tea, "Then tell me, who can Yu Huan be reborn as?"

"Song Lin."

"Pfft..." Bi An spat out a mouthful of tea, "...Song, Song, Song Lin?!!!"

He was surprised and said, "Did you fall in love with Song Ershao and want to empathize with him, Hong Xing cheated on you, and you were afraid that I would make fun of you, so you deliberately used the reincarnation curse to deceive me?"

"...Empathy? Hong Xing cheating? Are these idioms used in this way? Does your master know that your language is so poor?"

"Don't worry, my master's Chinese is worse than mine."

At this time, Feng Chulian, who was sleeping next door, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose: Huh?It's cold?

Then turned over, didn't care, and continued to sleep.

The head only covered his head with a quilt, and said sullenly: "I just want to find out why the contract circle between me and Yuhuan can teleport me to Song Lin's side."

"Contract magic circle? I've heard that it's a magic circle used to link spirit beasts and their masters. It can be teleported to the other side at critical moments, right?"

"Well. After I figure this out, I can leave with peace of mind."

"Wait, if Song Lin is really reborn as Yu Huan, you want to leave too?"

"Then what else can I do? He already has a little white dog."

Bi An was stunned for a while, then stroked his chin and came to a conclusion: "It seems that I guessed right."

"What did you guess right?"

"You really..." Bi An stood up and moved closer, "I'm broken in love!"

Shan Shan: "...Breakdown in love... What a fart!"

So, a moment later, Feng Chulian, who had finally fallen asleep, was startled by a muffled loud noise, followed by the apprentice covering his head and crying, and pushed open the door of his room: "Master!! I want to sleep with you tonight! !"

Feng Chulian: "Get out."

Bi An: (T_T)