[Comprehensive] On the unreliability of dreaming and heredity

Because Liu Xiaoqiao was too unreliable, Abexue decided to find a more reliable person to give advice.

So on the weekend, she stood at the door of Fujiyama's house again.

——Although Natsume Takashi is as ignorant of feelings as she is, but the fat cat he raises is a monster that has lived for thousands of years.After such a long time, just teaching her a little bit of experience can instantly kill this 14-year-old little boy Yukimura Seiichi, right?

Natsume Takashi obviously had the same idea as her, and the two hit it off immediately, and then waited for Mr. Cat, who was out looking for food, to come home.

When Mr. Cat came home drunk, he was almost scared to get out by the bright eyes of the two.But even so, it was so frightened that it was half sober, its claws slipped from the window frame and fell straight down, rolling somersaults to the corner of the wall.

"What are you two doing?" Mr. Cat climbed up and stood leaning against the corner, waving his front paws furiously, "Let me tell you, don't think about the steamed buns, I've finished them all. Don't even think about the wine, you guys are underage People are not allowed to drink."

"..." Abe Xue turned her head and said to Natsume Takashi, "Cousin, are you sure this cat is really reliable?"

Natsume Takashi also had black lines all over his face, he stepped forward and hugged Mr. Cat over: "San San, you went out to drink again."

"No... hiccup, I didn't drink it secretly, I drank it openly." Teacher Cat hiccupped a few times, and began to writhe about to get drunk.

"_(:3ゝ∠)_ I think it's too unreliable." Abexue poked Teacher Cat's soft belly and said helplessly.

"You, who are you calling unreliable! Hiccup." Teacher Cat suddenly frowned.

"Speaking of you." Abexue poked again, "It's too unreliable."

"Just kidding, how can I be unreliable!" Mr. Cat straightened his back, "There is nothing I can't do!"

"You will definitely not be able to have a baby." Abexue said mockingly.

"..." Natsume Takashi felt a headache, why did these two people pinch each other when they met?

"Stop making trouble, let's ask what you want first." Takashi Natsume comforted Abeyuki who was furious, and then stroked Mr. Kitty's hair, "You also sober up."

"So what's the matter?" Mr. Cat said that he was about to fall asleep without getting into the point for so long.

"Eh..." Abe Xue suddenly became shy, and looked at Natsume Takashi for help.

Natsume Takashi consciously took on the responsibility of being a good brother, and told Mr. Cat about the ins and outs of the matter.

"Count!" Teacher Cat said a word while hiccupping.

"..." Abexue shrank her head when she was told, she wanted to refute but didn't know what to say.

Because she is really cowardly.

"So do you have any good solution?" Abexue felt that she couldn't be so cowardly all the time, so she puffed up her chest and refuted.

"The old man has been around for thousands of years, and the monsters have always posted it themselves, and I don't need to do it myself." Mr. Cat scratched his face with a satisfied expression.

Abe Snow: "...Oh goodbye..."

People came to it to solve this problem, and it boasted that it could solve it, but it turned out that Teacher Cat was a little embarrassed.

"I know a monster, and she has a rich love history." Cat teacher suddenly hammered Natsume Takashi's thigh with a paw, ignoring the latter's grinning expression in pain, and sold Amway to Abe Xue, "You Want to try it?"

The love history is rich... Abe Xue seemed to grasp some life-saving straw, "Let me try."

Teacher Cat finally put a talisman on her body. It is said that by putting this on, she can disguise herself as a monster and see monsters. Abexue was a little dubious, because the monster, or the person he met with Teacher Cat afterwards, was really She looks so much like a human, that Abexue even wonders if Teacher Cat has hired a human to deal with her.

Of course, she didn't say these words, and there was no one to say them. Natsume Takashi was inconvenient to come to this deep mountain and old forest with his friends because he had a tent with him. What he said to Mr. Cat might not guarantee that he would scratch his paw again.

After hearing their reason for coming, the human-like monster smiled casually, with a charming smile, but there was something in the smile that Abeyuki couldn't understand.

The monster said: "It's been a long time since I've experienced such a girly heart bursting thing."

Teacher Cat laughed: "Do you want to thank me for helping you regain your girlish heart?"

The monster squinted its pretty eyes: "Thank you for bringing me the food? It's been a long time since I have seen a human being with such powerful monster power and delicious skin and tender meat."

When Abexue heard the words, goose bumps all over her body, and she wanted to cry but had no tears.She is really not Tang Priest flesh nor Tang Monk flesh!

Teacher Cat arched her body, her fur all stood up: "Bai Qingge, you never eat people."

Bai Qingge smiled: "After so long, how do you know that I haven't changed my taste?"

Teacher Cat became more vigilant, and even changed his original shape.Abe Snow hid behind it, suddenly feeling relieved.

Bai Qingge and Teacher Mao stood at each other's ends, one with a smile on his face and full of indifference, the other with extra vigilance and caution, Abexue even wanted to see the ice and fire materialized behind them.

In the end, Bai Qingge withdrew her strength first, she waved her hands and said indifferently: "I'm just joking, human flesh is not tasty, and no one will let me eat it."

Teacher Cat breathed a sigh of relief, changed back into the form of a cat, and said, "You can't get better with your joking temper. Don't joke around when giving advice."

Bai Qingge raised her eyebrows: "Don't worry, I won't cheat your little friend. But you, do you want to avoid it first, or do you also want to learn from the old tree before blooming?"

The cat teacher frowned, and babbled as he walked: "I, Mr. Madara, is so charming, do I still need to chase after him?"

Bai Qingge didn't bother to pay attention to it, and waited for it to go away before looking at Abe Xue and asking: "Do you like him? Do you like him very much?"

The question that was too formal made Abe startled: "Huh?"

Looking at her performance, Bai Qingge seemed to think of something interesting, chuckled, and repeated it again.

Abe Xue blushed, and muttered for a long time: "Big, probably... I've never had this kind of thing before... No, I have. I think I really like him."

"That's easy." Bai Qingge breathed a sigh of relief, "Since I like it, and I like it very much, let's come up with a simple and rude method."

"Simple and rude?" Abexue had a bad feeling, "How simple and rude?"

"To put it simply, it's just four words." Bai Qingge stretched out her fingers and gestured for "four", "Run when you get on."

Abe Xue: "..."

Could it be more unreliable?