[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Who is the most loved in Chaoge City now?Of course it's Minister Jiang Ziya!

Civil and military officials can hear very accurate weather forecasts every day when they go to court, and my mother no longer has to worry about me getting caught in the rain!

Jiang Ziya's fame has spread, and the next step is to find him a reliable agent.King Zhou thought about it for a long time. There are not many talents who can be used at ease in the court. Yang Ren is one of them. Unfortunately, his eyes are gone and he was blown away by a gust of wind.Except for him, King Zhou thinks Wu Yun is pretty good!

King Zhou initially wanted Wu Yun to replace Bigan and take over as the new prime minister, but unfortunately the plan could not keep up with the changes.But Wen Taishi was coming back soon, and King Zhou no longer worried about Bigan fighting for power, so he decided to let Wu Yun be in charge of the logistics of the National Teacher Bureau.

"Wu Aiqing, from now on, you will be responsible for assisting Minister Jiang. The most important thing is to spread the reputation of Minister Jiang. When someone asks Minister Jiang for help, you must negotiate a good price for Minister Jiang."

Wu Yun thought for a while, "Your Majesty, what do you mean...Minister Jiang only cares about the fortune-telling and divination, and leave all other chores to me?"

King Zhou nodded, "That's right! The widow knows that I have wronged you by asking you to take care of the sundries. But the National Teacher Bureau is very important. Although it is not obvious now, in the future, the National Teacher Bureau will Become the most important yamen of Chaoge! The widow will decree that you will be appointed as the head of the logistics department of the State Teachers Bureau. Of course, your current official position will not be removed. You have two positions, so no one can underestimate you!"

Regardless of whether he wanted it or not, Wu Yun knelt down and thanked him with a full face, "I will follow His Majesty's will. As a servant, I should share your majesty's worries. Even if your majesty makes my servant a slave, I will definitely go through fire and water, and I will die." !"

Just listen to such nice words, King Zhou is not stupid enough to believe everything.He smiled and said: "Get up! You don't need to go through fire and water. Minister Jiang is old and has limited energy. You have to take good care of him. That's right! You can just take care of Minister Jiang's affairs. You don't have to worry about Director Yang. He doesn't like being around people."

Wu Yun fully agreed, and King Zhou let him go down after a few more words of explanation.There are a lot of memorials today, and he hasn't had time to read them yet!

Open the top scroll of bamboo slips, it says that the east and south are out of military rations, and they ask the king for support.

After reading the memorial, the king wanted to throw it on the ground!Ask the king for everything!If the king had the money, he would have built a temple of the true emperor in the palace long ago!This group of trash has been fighting for several years, and they still haven't won!Can you be a little stronger?

King Zhou held his chin and thought, how about I ask Yang Jian and Jiang Ziya to help me defeat the east and south first?This idea looks great!

"Your Majesty, Jiang Ziya from the State Teachers Bureau is asking to see you."

King Zhou restrained himself, "Xuan!"

Jiang Ziya entered the door to salute, and King Zhou quickly asked his servant to help the old man sit down, "What's the matter, Minister Jiang?"

Jiang Ziya took the wat tablet in his hand and reported to King Zhou, "Your Majesty, there has been no rain in Chaoge for more than a month. It is summer now. The heat is unbearable, and the crops in the fields also need rain. I wonder if your majesty will allow me to come here Build a high platform in the city to pray for rain and blessings for His Majesty and the people?"

King Zhou said happily: "This is a good thing! How can the widow not allow it? Where do you want to build a high platform?"

Jiang Ziya said: "It's good to be in the court."

King Zhou thought for a while, "No, if you build a high platform in the palace, how will the people outside know that you are praying for rain? How about building a high platform in the downtown area, so that the people of Chaoge City can also admire the demeanor of the national teacher."

Praying for rain is the same everywhere, Jiang Ziya doesn't care much about the place of praying for rain, since His Majesty opened his mouth, he naturally accepts orders. "Yes, it's up to His Majesty to do it."

King Zhou asked his servant to take Jiang Ziya to Wu Yun, where to pray for rain, where to build a high platform, how to publicize, and how to maintain order. I think Wu Yun will take care of all these things.

In the early morning of the next day, when King Zhou was still in court, there was a sudden thin drizzle of rain in the sky, followed by large and large raindrops, and finally turned into a torrential rain. It seemed that the rain would not stop for a while.

The courtiers whispered, yesterday's forecast said that today is sunny!Why is it raining?

King Zhou guessed it was Jiang Ziya's fault. He asked Wu Yun, "Wu Aiqing, Minister Jiang told the widow yesterday that he wanted to pray for rain. Is this the rain that Minister Jiang asked for?"

Wu Yun laughed dryly, "Your Majesty, I and Minister Jiang built a platform for praying for rain in Chaoge City yesterday. It's all my fault that I didn't discuss with Minister Jiang the time to pray for rain. Went out to pray for rain."

King Zhou knew that Jiang Ziya was too impatient to blame for this matter, and he really couldn't blame Wu Yun.He pretended to reprimand, "Be more careful in handling things in the future, this time it will be fine."

King Zhou said with a smile to his ministers: "Minister Jiang is short-tempered. He said yesterday that he wanted to pray for rain, and he prayed for heavy rain this morning. Dear friends, the court is suspended this morning. We, the king and ministers, sit together and thank the heaven for the rain."

King Zhou closed his eyes and sat quietly, and all the officials knelt down on the ground, followed by closing their eyes and sitting quietly.The servant opened the gate of the palace, and the damp and cold water vapor rushed into the hall, dissipating the stuffy heat in the hall.At this time, the temperature was suitable and the atmosphere was suitable. Some older officials were sitting and fell asleep, but King Zhou ignored them when they saw it.

After sitting quietly for a while, the court meeting ended. King Zhou took out umbrellas from his treasury and gave them to the courtiers, lest they go back to catch cold in the rain.

Back in the dormitory, Yang Jian was sitting in the room holding a roll of bamboo slips and looking at them. King Zhou sat beside him and complained, "Is your master uncle too energetic? Yesterday he asked for rain, and it rained early today. Yesterday The weather forecast also said that today is a sunny day, and none of the ministers brought an umbrella. In the end, I gave away all the tribute umbrellas in my private treasury!"

Yang Jian said indifferently: "It's just a few umbrellas, don't be so stingy."

King Zhou said angrily, "I'm stingy? Well! We've only been together for a few years, and you think I'm stingy! When you lied to me, you said I was cute, but now you despise me for being a yellow-faced woman!"

Yang Jian took out an umbrella from his arms and handed it to King Zhou, "It's raining, I'll cover you from the rain."

King Zhou opened it and saw that the handle and ribs of the umbrella were all gold, which was his favorite at first glance.A scholar and a god of war in armor and an ink-colored cloak are painted on the plain umbrella.The two people on the screen are both with their bodies behind their backs, and their facial features cannot be seen.The two stood by the river, holding hands, the water waves smeared with ink and wash were light and faint, only the two people on the screen were thick and colorful.

King Zhou looked at the umbrella and was happy in his heart, and Yang Jian was also happy seeing him so happy.At this time, the atmosphere was just right, Yang Jian just wanted to hold King Zhou's hand, when a servant shouted outside the door: "Your Majesty! Minister Jiang and Minister Wu of the State Teachers Bureau, please see me!"

Yang Jian withdrew his hand, "I'll go to the back and hide first, you can call Master Uncle!"

King Zhou nodded, put away the umbrella and hid it in the quilt in the middle.He straightened his clothes and said to the servant: "Send him in!"

Jiang Ziya and Wu Yun entered to salute, "See Your Majesty."

King Zhou said straight to the point: "Jiang Daochang, remember to discuss with Minister Wu about the future measures. You pray for rain today, and Minister Wu has no time to prepare."

Jiang Ziya said blankly: "Your Majesty, I have already prepared everything needed for doing business, and there is no need for Minister Wu to prepare anything."

King Zhou sighed: "Minister Wu wants to inform the civil and military officials that the weather has changed, and he also needs to invite some people to watch the ceremony of praying for rain. He also needs to ask King Wu Cheng to second his troops to maintain order. These are all things he needs to be prepared to do. No When people see the ceremony of praying for rain, how do the people know where the rain comes from?"

Jiang Ziya understood, "My minister is dull, if you have something to do in the future, you must discuss it with Master Wu."

King Zhou nodded, "Is there anything else? Let's leave if there is nothing else! I still have very important things to do." Like running in the heavy rain with my new umbrella!

Jiang Ziya said: "Your Majesty, I have been to the palace several times, and found that many palaces in the palace are not in good geomantic locations. Can I change the layout of the palace?"

King Zhou didn't care much about changing Fengshui. He was usually too busy, and the only palaces he could use were the sleeping palace and the Shouxian Palace in the previous dynasty, and he didn't really believe that everything would go smoothly if he changed Fengshui.

"It's okay to change Fengshui, but don't change it too much. Now that the national treasury is empty and there is no money to rebuild the palace, if it's just some simple and convenient methods, you can discuss it with Minister Wu."

Jiang Ziya thanked Junen with full confidence, "Please rest assured, Your Majesty, I will definitely change the layout of the palace!"

After casually dismissing Jiang Ziya and Wu Yun, King Zhou continued to watch while holding the umbrella.Yang Jian asked, "Shall I take you out for a walk?"

King Zhou held the umbrella and smirked, "Okay! But I want to take another umbrella. This umbrella is so beautiful that I can't let the rain get wet!"

It was raining heavily outside, and there were few pedestrians on the streets of Chaoge City. King Zhou and Yang Jian were walking in the rain, holding the very heavy umbrella made of gold in their arms.

After going out to play for a while, King Zhou was very happy, and he threw himself into the intense work with a positive and full attitude.A few days later, Jiang Ziya and Wu Yun asked King Zhou to take a walk in the palace garden. Jiang Ziya proudly said that he had basically finished reading the Fengshui in the palace, and changed everything that could be changed. Now there is no problem.

King Zhou just felt that his neck was sore from criticizing the memorial, so he went out happily, intending to see how Jiang Ziya changed the garden.

In the scorching summer, there are more trees and flowers in the garden, but it is cooler than the palace.King Zhou was wandering in the sea of ​​flowers, and he saw a green tree covered with yellow and red flowers from a distance.He looked at it strangely, he had never seen a tree with such flowers before!He took a closer look and found that there were no flowers blooming on the tree, and it was clearly tied with silk.

Jiang Ziya happily introduced: "Your Majesty, the layout of the garden is not very good. I wrote a charm on a yellow ribbon with cinnabar, and tied the charm to a tree. A tree, and I even tied charms on many flowering branches!"

King Zhou looked around, isn't it!At a glance, there are the most red and yellow flowers in the garden!He turned his head to look at Wu Yun, Wu Yun couldn't even say auspicious words, and he spread his hands at King Zhou with a dull expression, expressing that Jiang Ziya wanted to do this, and there was nothing he could do.

King Zhou forced a smile and nodded at Jiang Ziya, "You did a good job! But... don't work too hard, your body is the capital! The Taoist priest used to live in poverty, but now that he has money, he should enjoy it. Take your wife out to relax."

Jiang Ziya said energetically: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I am still in good health!"

Unable to persuade Jiang Ziya, King Zhou had no choice but to let him go. He secretly told Wu Yun to try his best to persuade Jiang Ziya to go to leisure and entertainment instead of always working!

King Zhou thought that Jiang Ziya would be able to rest for two days after changing the feng shui of the palace, but he did not expect that he would enter the palace again the next day!

The servant said, "Your Majesty, Minister Jiang is here again."

King Zhou said impatiently: "Okay! Let him in, what will he do!"

After Jiang Ziya entered the hall, he saluted and said, "Your Majesty! Can you issue an order to release my nephew Nezha?"

King Zhou was surprised, "How do you know about Nezha?"

"Weichen went out today and met Nezha who went to work with other prisoners. Nezha is the disciple of Weichen's senior brother, and is Weichen's nephew. Please let him go because of his youth! "

King Zhou asked unhappily: "Why? Has he served his sentence? You can't go out of prison before the sentence is completed! This is the law of the country, and you can't fool around just because Nezha is your nephew!"

Jiang Ziya had never seen King Zhou get so angry. He retorted: "Your Majesty, Nezha is still a child, and he is very capable. It would be good to let him out to serve the country!"

King Zhou slapped the table and said angrily: "You are the national teacher of the dynasty, and it is not up to you to decide the punishment! I know that you do your best to help the widow, but you also need to know what is really good for the widow! Now! Go home and rest Get along well with your family and your righteous brother! For the time being, don’t worry about other things. Minister Wu will let you know if you need to do rituals!”

Jiang Ziya refused to accept it. He wanted to assist Mingjun and build a foundation for the world, and he didn't want to just indulge in his children's affair.

King Zhou saw that he was disobedient, so he threatened: "Are you going home? If you don't go home, the widow will tell your wife that you go out early and return late every day because you have a little lover outside! See if your wife has trouble with you. Make a fuss!"

Jiang Ziya: ...OK!I'm scared!