[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The bad news brought back by Yang Jian did not affect King Zhou's good sleep at all.

Now that he has too many lice, he doesn't bite, and he doesn't worry about too many debts. Anyway, the princes of the three routes have turned against each other, so adding one more Chong Heihu is nothing!

Before going to bed at night, King Zhou held the map and looked at it for a while, but later he found that he couldn't read it at all.So he threw the map annoyed, climbed into bed and fell asleep.

As soon as he fell asleep, King Zhou felt in a daze that he had changed back to his original appearance.He also took a look in the mirror and saw that he had indeed changed back to his original appearance, so he happily planned to go to Yang Jian, let him see his long-lost appearance, and by the way hold his little hands or something.

But when he opened the door of the palace, a huge crane with elegant shape and white feathers stood at the door and looked at him quietly.

The crane squatted down slowly, and King Zhou asked, "You let me climb up?" The crane nodded.

King Zhou climbed onto the crane's back, and the huge white crane slowly spread its wings and rushed into the sky with one kick.

There was a strong wind in the sky, and King Zhou buried his head in the feathers of a white crane.The feathers of the birds are warm and smooth. King Zhou rubbed his hands secretly on the back of the white crane.

The crane flying in the air suddenly felt a chill, as if there was a kind of malice following it closely, and it couldn't help flying faster.

The shadow of the crane flashed across the night sky, and it flew with King Zhou for a long time, and finally landed on the edge of a cliff.

King Zhou jumped off the crane's back.The moon was bright tonight, and King Zhou could see the surrounding scenery clearly.The clouds and mist rolled under the cliff, and there was a high mountain above the cliff.The pines and cypresses on the mountain are extremely tall. I don't know how many years they have grown quietly on the high mountain.A stone road extends to the top of the mountain, with various exotic flowers and plants planted on both sides of the road, and even the breath carries the wonderful fragrance of fairy grass.

A white light flashed, and the crane turned into a boy in white. He bowed his hands to King Zhou, "Your Majesty, my master has been waiting for you for a long time, please follow me."

King Zhou nodded calmly, but felt a little nervous in his heart.

He was so stupid just now, he actually took all of this as a dream, this is clearly his soul coming out of his body!I can't even tell the difference between dreaming and my soul leaving my body, I am so ignorant!

The ignorant King Zhou angrily followed the boy in white up the mountain. Following this path, the two climbed to the top of the mountain.

After climbing to the top of the mountain, a huge and magnificent palace appeared in front of King Zhou.The walls outside the palace are inlaid with pearls and precious stones of various colors, and the moonlight shines on them.While climbing up the steps of the palace, King Zhou complained in his heart, whose family is this?Is it necessary to decorate like the Taj Mahal?

After climbing hundreds of steps, he finally reached the gate of the palace. King Zhou was about to knock on the door to enter, but Baihe boy stopped him, "Please wait a moment, Your Majesty, I will go and inform the master first."

King Zhou smiled dryly, "Okay, let's go! Go!"

He slandered in his heart, who the hell is this master, he can show off!Ask me to come over and report again!Don't you feel tired?

After a while, the boy in white came out from the house, "Please come in, Your Majesty."

King Zhou nodded and walked into the hall. An old man in white clothes with neatly combed hair said kindly, "Your Majesty, please sit down!"

King Zhou bowed his hands and knelt on the right side of the old man.The boy in white brought fresh fruit and fine wine, and King Zhou raised his head and asked, "May I ask who are you?"

"I am Yuanshi Tianzun."

King Zhou was stunned, "I have admired the name of Tianzun for a long time, and it is a great honor to meet you today. Your old man came to me in the middle of the night, is there something important?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said with a light smile: "It's about the war between Chaoge and Xiqi. I have a little doubt."

"Please tell me."

Yuanshi Tianzun asked: "Nowadays wars are raging everywhere, and Chaoge is besieged by the princes of the four towns. Why don't you use my disciples from Chanjiao to help you tide over the difficulties?"

King Zhou felt aggrieved, "I used it! Except for the Minister of Logistics in the State Teachers Bureau, everyone else is from the Chanjiao sect! And Minister Jiang has already helped me fight Eshun, and the fight should be almost over. .”

Yuanshi Tianzun paused for a moment, "Nezha and Yang Jian are both very powerful third-generation disciples of teaching, why don't your majesty use it?"

King Zhou pouted in his heart, the older one is my partner, and the younger one is my son, how can I be willing to let them both go to the battlefield?

King Zhou casually made up: "Well... I need the help of Director Yang when I handle the government affairs. After all, only he knows my details, so it is most convenient to ask him for help. As for Nezha, he is still a child! How cruel the battlefield is. Ah! The person was cut in half with a knife, and the intestines leaked out. How can such a bloody scene be seen by children?"

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and sighed, "It seems that an old man like me still has a very different opinion from your majesty! Nezha is far less fragile than you think, and besides, how can a child become a weapon without experience! Besides, your majesty is too You underestimate yourself too much, as far as I know, you have learned the characters here just a month after you arrived here, and you can even imitate the handwriting of the original owner."

King Zhou is very thick-skinned now, and he didn't feel embarrassed to be exposed face to face by Yuanshi Tianzun.He wasn't afraid of Yuanshi Tianzun either. The old man called him His Majesty when he saw him, which meant that he didn't want to tear himself apart.

King Zhou said: "I accept the old man's wishes, but the battle is not very difficult now, and my soldiers can still hold on! When I can't hold on anymore, I will go to Kunlun Mountain to beg you personally. "

"Hahaha! Xiaoyou's words have reached my second brother's heart! Why hasn't he sent the Twelve Golden Immortals down the mountain to help you? He just waited for you to ask him! If you don't ask for help, who will come to give it to you? Do you work?"

Hearing wild words from someone in the hall, both King Zhou and Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the door.

A man wearing a bright red gossip dress, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes broke in.When he walked over, he was majestic, and King Zhou saw the corners of his clothes flying, as if he had a blower on his side to help him add special effects.

The man waved his sleeves and sat between Yuanshi Tianzun and King Zhou.

King Zhou cautiously asked this elder brother with special effects, "Excuse me, are you..."

The man sneered, "I am the Master of Tongtian Sect!"

King Zhou cupped his hands, "Oh! Oh! Hello, Master."

King Zhou handed the futon under his buttocks to the leader of Tongtian, "Sit down, leader." Tell me what you can, there is no futon between Yuanshi Tianzun and me, if you insist on sitting between the two, you are not afraid of freezing your buttocks .

Master Tongtian took the futon, lifted his buttocks and sat on the futon.

King Zhou remembered that Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian leader were brothers, but who was their other brother?I can't remember, go back and ask Yang Jian.

He found that Yuanshi Tianzun and the leader of Tongtian were really different.

Yuanshi Tianzun is an old man with white hair and white beard, with white hair and a childlike face, and his temper seems to be quite gentle.Master Tongtian has black beard and hair, and looks younger, but he seems to have a bad temper and looks a little more arrogant.

Yuanshi Tianzun made another futon and asked King Zhou to sit down.The three of them sat together without speaking.

King Zhou can't take it anymore, gentlemen, you are talking!In the middle of the night, let's sit here quietly!You don't need to sleep, I need it!It's morning morning tomorrow!I'm prone to sudden death when I stay up late!

"Ahem, two old men."

Master Tongtian glanced at him, "Old man?"

King Zhou changed his words very wisely, "Okay! You are my third uncle!" Yuanshi Tianzun also looked over, and King Zhou said to him, "You are my second uncle!"

Master Tongtian and Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

King Zhou said: "Cough! Two gentlemen, I think so! What's the best way to communicate? It's just talking straight! We can..."

"Well said!" The leader of Tongtian shouted.

The voice of Master Tongtian made King Zhou tremble in fright, "Third Master...do you have any good ideas?"

"No high opinion, I just think what you said is really good! If you have something to say, just open up and say it, this is a real man! I would like to ask my good second brother, since the three of us haven't discussed who will be named in the list of gods Go up, why did you send Yang Jian, Nezha, and Jiang Ziya to Chaoge?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said helplessly: "Why are you so anxious, King Zhou didn't arrange for them to do anything?"

"Hmph! Then who is going to beat Eshun? Isn't it Jiang Ziya who sealed the god for you?" Tongtian leader gritted his teeth and said, "You still want to do what you did in your previous life. Don't tell me I look so stupid! I was fooled once. , I can do it again!"

Yuanshi Tianzun comforted him with a good temper, "You misunderstood me."

Compared with Yuanshi Tianzun's calmness, Master Tongtian was much more irritable, "Don't fool me again! It was like this last time, and you are still like this this time! I thought you would change, but I didn't expect you to treat me like this!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was helpless, and he said softly like coaxing a child: "Stop messing around, how many years have you been sanctified, why can't you see through it? God's will is so, what can we do?"

Master Tongtian shook his sleeves and slapped the table, "What God's will, it's clearly your selfish desire!"

Yuanshi Tianzun asked back: "You protect your own apprentices, don't you have any selfish desires?"

Master Tongtian: "I have selfish desires and are stronger than you. I didn't do that kind of cruelty to my brother!"

The two quarreled loudly, and King Zhou was listening in a cloud.

what happened?Do these two brothers still have enmity?I seem to have never heard of it!

The lights in the hall were extinguished, and King Zhou got up and opened the door to look outside. The sun had already penetrated the horizon.

He turned and walked back and shouted loudly, "Stop making noise!"

Yuanshi Tianzun rolled up his sleeves and sat quietly, as if he had always been a quiet and handsome man.Master Tongtian was much more vicious, he said, "Why are you shouting!"

King Zhou said cowardly: "Third Lord, I should go to court early..."

"What's so important about going to court early? It's true that King Zhou hasn't gone to court for so many years. Did he send you a day or two?"

King Zhou retorted weakly, "But his credit record is not good! I didn't go to the court for no reason. It's time for the officials to educate me, especially Uncle Wang Bigan. He will teach me the way of being a king. Talk about three days..."

The Tongtian leader was still angry, he thought for a while and said: "In that case, it's inconvenient for me to keep you. How about it! You Chaoge has a disciple of Chanjiao as a helper, and we don't want to stand idly by. You go back first, wait After I have selected candidates, I will naturally send them to Chaoge to help you."

King Zhou said, "It's too troublesome..."

"What's the trouble? I'll take the initiative to help you, what else do you want?" The leader of Tongtian stared at him.

King Zhou nodded again and again, "Not at all, this is a good thing, thank you, Third Master..."

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "The two children of King Zhou are studying under my disciples. I will ask my disciples to send them back later."

King Zhou was in a complicated mood, he picked up his two elder sons for nothing! "Okay, okay. Thank you, Second Uncle... After the two children come back, I will teach them how to be a king and let them inherit the family business in the future."

Master Tongtian snorted coldly, "Buying people's hearts, hypocrisy!"

King Zhou didn't want to stay here to watch his brothers quarrel. He cupped his hands and forced a smile and said, "The two gentlemen are busy first. I came here in a hurry today, and I didn't bring any presents. I will make up for it next time. What, I'll go back first." Chao, see you some other day! See you some other day!"

Without waiting for the host to be polite, King Zhou ran out of the palace in a dizzy manner.Seeing the boy in white guarding the door, he rushed over and grabbed his sleeve and shouted, "Little brother, give me a ride! I'm in a hurry!"

The boy in white clasped his hands and said, "Your Majesty can just call me Bai He." He transformed himself into a crane, "Please come up, Your Majesty!"

King Zhou climbed up, and the white crane soared to the sky, flying fast and steady. It didn't take long for King Zhou to return to the palace.

Bai He was about to leave after finishing his duties.King Zhou felt that it was not easy for someone to run behind his back twice, so he stopped him and refused to let him go. He dug out the spiced broad beans he made in the house and gave them to Bai He as snacks.Bai He thanked him and left, and King Zhou's soul uncontrollably slipped back into his body.

The servant outside the door shouted: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it's time to get up!"

The servants are all ordinary people, and they can't see the white crane who is hidden and the king Zhou who is in a state of soul.King Zhou once ordered that no one should enter the bedroom without his permission.But seeing that it was almost time for the early court, and King Zhou hadn't gotten up yet, should they go in or not?

When the servants were tangling, King Zhou lay on the bed and shouted: "Come in! Wait for the widow to change clothes."

King Zhou changed his clothes and washed his clothes in a hurry, and it was too late when he went to court.

Uncle Wang asked: "Your Majesty didn't sleep last night, okay?" The implication was, why were you late?Are you going to revert to your old ways?

King Zhou pretended to sigh and said, "I dreamed of my two children last night. I don't know when they will return to Chaoge."

King Zhou made such pitiful words that Bi Gan couldn't poke his scars, so the matter of being late for the court was dropped.

At the court meeting, King Zhou discussed with his ministers the matter of Chong Heihu's murder of his elder brother, but before the discussion reached a conclusion, guards rushed into the hall to report.

"Your Majesty, great joy! The two princes have returned to the palace!"

King Zhou stood up excitedly, "Invite them into the palace quickly." After the guards left, King Zhou said to his ministers: "I only dreamed of two children last night, and they came back today. It must be the blessing of our ancestors. God has mercy."

King Zhou clenched his fists nervously. He was really nervous. He was afraid that the two children would recognize that he was not the real King Zhou.

After a while, two Taoist boys came into the hall, and they were indeed Yin Hong and Yin Jiao, the two missing children of King Zhou.

When Yin Hong and Yin Jiao saw King Zhou, they immediately knelt down and paid respects, "See father."

King Zhou hurriedly helped the two of them up, "Get up! Get up!" He had imagined many things to say when they met each other, but in this situation, he couldn't say anything.I always feel that if I say it, I will appear to be a hypocritical scum who deceives children's feelings.

After holding back for a long time, King Zhou asked anxiously, "Where did you come back from? Are you tired?"

Yin Jiao was older, he smiled and said, "Father, don't worry, the children are not tired."

Yin Hong said: "I am practicing Taoism in Taihua Mountain, and my family is Chi Jingzi. My elder brother is practicing in Jiuxian Mountain, and I am learning from Master Guangchengzi."

"It's good, it's good, it's all promising."

When the two princes came back, King Zhou announced that the morning court would end here.They will discuss the matter of Bei Bohou in private first, and when they discuss it, they will discuss it with themselves in detail tomorrow morning.

King Zhou took Yin Jiao and Yin Hong back to his bedroom. He ordered the palace servants to set up a banquet and let Yin Jiao and Yin Hong sit down and rest.

After the palace people went down to work, King Zhou smiled awkwardly at Yin Jiao and Yin Hong. He really didn't know what to say to the two eldest sons.

Yin Jiao felt exhausted seeing him like this. He smiled and said, "Your Majesty, there is no need to be like this. Our master has already told us the truth. Thank you for taking the place of my father and protecting the world."

Yin Jiao and Yin Hong made a grand ceremony, and King Zhou forced a smile and said, "You all know?"

Yin Hong nodded, "Yes, I already knew about it."

King Zhou nodded sadly, it seems that he doesn't need to be someone else's father anymore.How can we get along better in the future?simply!Treat yourself like a big brother!