[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After capturing Lei Zhenzi, Yang Jian took him to meet Huang Feihu first.

"Director Yang, you are not in Chaoge, why did you come to Sishuiguan?" Huang Feihu asked.

Yang Jian said: "I heard that Xiqi won a strong general and injured several generals. Your Majesty ordered me to come and help King Wu Cheng."

Yang Jian lifted the cloth from Lei Zhenzi's head, "King Wu Cheng, please look, this person is Lei Zhenzi who went to Xiqi to help out."

King Wu Cheng saw that it was indeed Lei Zhenzi. He said happily, "Director Yang has done a great job! Come here! Drag Lei Zhenzi out and behead him for public display, and hang his head on the city gate!"

"Wait a minute!" Yang Jian said, "King Wucheng, His Majesty has a decree that Lei Zhenzi must be escorted back to Chaoge to obey His Majesty's order. I came here to ask Wucheng King to take advantage of Xiqi's discovery of Lei Zhenzi's disappearance. , quickly rectify the troops and horses, and sneak attack the Xiqi barracks."

King Wu Cheng nodded and said: "What Director Yang said is very true. Come here! All generals, please come over to discuss important matters."

King Wu Cheng was busy ordering troops to attack the Xiqi barracks, while Yang Jian left the barracks with Lei Zhenzi.

Going to the gate of the city to pick up King Zhou, Yang Jian put the cloth on Lei Zhenzi's head again.

"It's been a long time since I saw Bo Yi Kao and Nine-Tailed Fox, and I don't know how they get along?" Yang Jian said.

King Zhou said listlessly: "What else can I do? Of course they love each other sweetly! Brother, you can go to Bo Yi Kao in a while! I won't go..."

"Why?" Yang Jian asked.

King Zhou took off the hat on his head, his rough and curly hair was messed up, and even the bun was fluffy.It is not without benefits to perm the head, it looks like the volume of hair has increased...

"Did you see it? With this curly head, the Nine-Tailed Fox can laugh at me for the rest of my life!"

Yang Jian couldn't hold back, and laughed with a flutter.King Zhou stared at the dead fish, "Laugh! If you laugh again, I will tell you Master!"

Yang Jian restrained his smile. He took the hat from King Zhou, put it on King Zhou's head, and then played a trick.

"Look now."

King Zhou took out a mirror and saw that his hair and beard had returned to their original appearance. He asked in amazement, "What's going on? Brother, you can straighten your hair! My man is really versatile!"

"It's just a blindfold, people with higher cultivation than me can still see through it. How about it? Do you still have to go to Boyi Kao?"

"Go! Why not! Let's go!"

Coincidentally, Boyi Kao happened to be off today.When King Zhou and Yang Jian arrived, he was playing the piano, and the nine-tailed fox was dancing beside him.The eyes of the two are full of affection, and they look very much in love!

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said, "Young Master Boyi Kao, long time no see."

Seeing King Zhou and Yang Jian coming, the Nine-Tailed Fox quickly changed back to its original shape and jumped into Boyi Kao's arms.

Bo Yikao stood up and saluted, "Your Majesty, long time no see. How did you come to my place today?"

Yang Jian pushed Lei Zhenzi out and took off the cloth covering his head. "Send you a brother, please persuade him."

Bo Yikao hugged the nine-tailed fox and put it on the ground, "Xiao Jiu, please help me settle it down."

The Nine-Tailed Fox ran over and dragged Lei Zhenzi to the backyard.

Bo Yikao invited King Zhou and Yang Jian into the room to talk, "Your Majesty, who is that man?"

King Zhou: "Do you still remember Lei Zhenzi?"

Bo Yikao nodded, "Father mentioned it to me."

"That's the tall one just now."

Bo Yikao: ... Isn't Lei Zhenzi a child?Why do I have to look up at him when I stand in front of him?

King Zhou briefly explained how Lei Zhenzi secretly went down the mountain to help Ji Fa attack Sishui Pass.

"That's the way it is. I brought him here because I want you to help persuade him not to be so stubborn."

Bo Yikao nodded after listening, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will take good care of him."

Yang Jian took out two talismans, "This talisman is for your protection, lest you be hurt by Lei Zhenzi. This talisman can seal Lei Zhenzi's mana. If you are worried that he will escape, burn this talisman." Alright, let Lei Zhenzi drink the talisman water."

Bo Yikao only took the amulet, "I'll take the amulet, the one that seals the mana is fine. I heard Xiao Jiu said that it will be very uncomfortable if the mana is sealed."

Yang Jian put away another talisman, "Young Master, just decide."

There was nothing else to do, King Zhou and Yang Jian went back to the palace.Bo Yikao sat alone in the front hall for a while, then stuffed the amulet into his arms and went to the backyard.

The Nine-Tailed Fox stood at the door, and she asked, "Is King Zhou gone?"

"Yes."

The Nine-Tailed Fox pouted at the room, "This man is weird, he doesn't speak or resist, he looks like an idiot."

Bo Yikao smiled, "Don't say that, he is my younger brother."

Nine-tailed fox looked at his face carefully, "You don't look alike at all, he is not as good-looking as you."

Bo Yikao laughed, "How can a man be said to be good-looking? As long as you are good-looking!"

Nine-tailed fox said shyly: "You are so bad!" After speaking, he ran away shyly.

Bo Yikao went into the room and untied Lei Zhenzi, "My name is Bo Yikao, and speaking of it, you still have to call me Big Brother."

Lei Zhenzi stood up and bowed obediently, "Brother."

"You actually know me?"

Lei Zhenzi was silent for a while and slowly said: "Someone in the military camp secretly spread the word that my father originally wanted you to succeed Xibohou, but because King Zhou refused to let you go back to Xiqi, my father had no choice but to let my second brother succeed me. Brother, let me take you back to Xiqi! Then you don’t have to stay in Chaoge and suffer.”

Bo Yikao sat beside Lei Zhenzi and smiled wryly, "I thank you for your kindness, but I can't go back to Xiqi, Ji Fahui will kill me."

Lei Zhenzi said excitedly: "How is it possible? The second brother often told me about the things you used to do! He said that when you were young, you secretly went to ride a horse together, and your father found out when you took the horse out. You will be punished to stand and recite at the gate of the palace."

Bo Yikao asked coldly: "Ji Fa told you so much, did he tell you that he sent his bodyguards to Chaoge to assassinate me?"

Lei Zhenzi turned pale with shock, "This, how is this possible?"

Bo Yikao handed the last letter Ji Chang left to him to Lei Zhenzi. After reading it, Lei Zhenzi said, "Brother...I'm sorry, I don't know..."

Bo Yikao looked quite lonely. He patted Lei Zhenzi on the shoulder and comforted him softly, "You are too young...I mean too young. You don't understand the intrigues and intrigues in the court. Stay at ease, think about what happened these days, and when you understand it, you still decide to go back and help Ji Fa, Big Brother will never leave you."

Lei Zhenzi lowered his head and said nothing, Bo Yikao rubbed his red hair with a smile, "Don't be unhappy, I will arrange a banquet for you, and clean up the dust for you."

Lei Zhenzi's matter was temporarily resolved, and Huang Feihu led troops to raid the Xiqi camp and won the victory.Ji Fa lost his army and lost his general, and was burned by Huang Feihu. In the end, he could only return to Xiqi in despair.

Zhang Guifang had already gathered his troops to march towards Chongcheng, and King Zhou privately talked to Bigan, expressing his intention to let him succeed Beibohou.Bigan was willing in his heart, so King Zhou appointed him as a military supervisor and asked him to take his guards and set off to meet Zhang Guifang in Chongcheng.

The battle situation is developing in a stable direction, and King Zhou and Yang Jian have more time to study and understand.King Zhou was particularly active because he was eager to find a way to straighten his hair.

He believes that there are three thousand roads, and he can always find a candy bar clip that belongs to him...

A month later, Nezha led his troops back to Chaoge, and King Zhou praised him severely in the early court.

Nezha became much calmer after going out, he accepted the praise and reward calmly, without seeming arrogant or impetuous.He even said something like 'Your Majesty is wise', which surprised King Zhou.

After the early court, Nezha sneaked into King Zhou's bedroom.As soon as he entered the hall, Nezha chirped: "Your Majesty, what delicious food do you cook? Bring it out, and I'll help you taste it!"

Both King Zhou and Yang Jian were in the palace, and Yang Jian said to Nezha, "They're all in the same place! Go find them yourself."

Nezha dug out all kinds of snacks, held the snack box in his arms, and ate it.

King Zhou asked, "Why are you eating so badly? It's as if I didn't give you military rations!"

Nezha spat out a bone, "There is no shortage of military rations, but cooking in the army is too unpalatable! My servants used to eat better than them!"

"Then you can start a small stove yourself! Go up the mountain to hunt a rabbit, and go down the river to catch a fish."

Nezha shook his head, "No way! They are brothers who have been born and died with me, how can I eat alone? I am a pioneer officer, so naturally I have to lead by example. I will eat what they eat, so that brothers can convince me!"

"Officer Li Xianfeng is very responsible!" King Zhou smiled, but he was a little sad in his heart. What is this kind of pride and happiness that his son grows up and understands?

Yang Jian said with a smile: "You should eat less first, His Majesty has arranged a feast for you, and there are several new dishes on the banquet."

Nezha put down the snack box, "That's great! Your Majesty, please invite Bo Yi Kao too! We won't return today until we're drunk!"

King Zhou reprimanded casually: "What kind of wine do children drink at home?" He called for his servant, "Go and ask Boyi Kao to come over and ask him to bring his younger brother and his confidante."

After the servant went out, Nezha asked, "Bo Yikao's younger brother? How many younger brothers?"

Yang Jian said, "It's the youngest brother, Ji Chang's adopted son."

Yang Jian didn't say that Lei Zhenzi had helped Ji Fa. Nezha was quite curious about the youngest brother, and he said, "Then I'll see what kind of adopted son Xibo Hou Jichang can recognize."

When Bo Yikao led the gorgeous Nine-Tailed Fox and the ugly Lei Zhenzi into the palace, Nezha was stunned.The Nine-Tailed Fox is too beautiful, making Lei Zhenzi even uglier.

The banquet was quickly set up. King Zhou and Yang Jian sat at the main seats, Bo Yikao and Jiuweihu sat on the left, and Nezha and Lei Zhenzi sat on the right.

Several people talked about their parting feelings, and Bo Yikao was happy to see that Nezha was more stable.

Lei Zhenzi was two feet tall, and Nezha became a tiny one when he sat next to him.

King Zhou said: "Nezha, Lei Zhenzi studied art with Mr. Yun Zhongzi in Zhongnan Mountain. You are from the same family and the same age, so you should be able to chat."

Nezha turned his head and looked at Lei Zhenzi in a daze, "Brother, you are actually the same age as me? Then why are you so tall and have such a vicious face?"

Lei Zhenzi touched his face with a little inferiority, "I picked up two fairy apricots in the mountains, and after eating them, they turned into this ugly look."

Nezha's eyes lit up immediately, "Brother, do you still have that kind of fairy apricot on the mountain? Can you give me two?"

Lei Zhenzi shook his head, "Uh... I haven't seen that kind of apricot since then..."

Nezha sighed in disappointment, "How could this be..."

King Zhou asked, "Nezha, what do you want Xianxing for?"

Nezha said: "Your Majesty doesn't know something. On the battlefield, the enemy always underestimates me when they see me as a child! I also want to be like Brother Lei Zhenzi. I am tall and big. Just standing there can make people frightened." !"

Lei Zhenzi waved his hands again and again, "No! No! Junior brother is still young, and when he grows up in a few years, he will naturally be heroic and handsome." He touched his face, "Don't be like me, with an ugly face, children will be so ugly when they see it. To be scared to cry."

King Zhou also persuaded: "You two have their own advantages. Lei Zhenzi can deter others, and your face can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Use your weak appearance to confuse the enemy, let them relax their vigilance, and then defeat them in one fell swoop. , this is also a tactic!"

Both Lei Zhenzi and Nezha nodded, "Your Majesty is right!"

King Zhou sighed in his heart, Nezha must not become like Lei Zhenzi.The white and tender apprentice suddenly turned into a strong man with a height of two feet, and Daoist Taiyi would definitely die with him.Besides, it's good that Nezha becomes like Lei Zhenzi, if his body changes and his head is still that of Little Zhengtai, he can really change his name to Li Goudan!

Nezha is an acquaintance, Lei Zhenzi was a little cautious at first, but then he relaxed.King Zhou had a poor capacity for alcohol and did not dare to drink. Except for him, everyone else drank a lot.Especially Nezha and Lei Zhenzi, the two children are really big, they don't need wine cups, they drink directly from the wine jar, except for a little red face, their eyes are still clear and bright.

Nezha approached King Zhou with the wine jar in his arms, "Your Majesty, why don't you drink?"

King Zhou said flatly: "I quit, drinking is a mistake."

Nezha nodded understandingly, "I know your previous experiences, and I have suffered for you."

King Zhou: "..." Thank you for your understanding, I am also a man with a story!

Nezha got closer to King Zhou. He looked at King Zhou's hat and said, "Your Majesty, your hat looks weird... as if there is some enchantment on it!"

He was quick, and before King Zhou and Yang Jian stopped Nezha, he took off his hat and broke the blindfold.

Nezha nodded while holding his hat, "Oh! So it's a trick! I was almost fooled!"

Nine-tailed Fox lay down on the table and laughed loudly, Nezha, Lei Zhenzi and Bo Yikao all looked at King Zhou's hair.

Nezha slapped the table and laughed so hard, "Your Majesty! Your Majesty, you are so funny! Why is your hair curled up? Hahahahahaha!"

Just as Lei Zhenzi was about to admit that he did it, King Zhou gave him a glare and told him to keep quiet.

King Zhou said very calmly: "This is curly hair specially permed by me, I think it looks pretty."

Bo Yikao was very knowledgeable about current affairs, and he praised sincerely: "Your Majesty's hair style is really good. If it wasn't for fear that the students from the right school would think it would be undignified, I would like to have my curly hair permed!"

King Zhou smiled and said to Bo Yikao: "You still have good eyesight. The widow is also afraid that the ministers in the court will think that he is not dignified, so he usually covers it with a hat. This hair curl is easy to open. I have to re-iro it every five days. .”

King Zhou made it sound like the real thing, the nine-tailed fox was sneaking at the ends of his hair, couldn't he keep up with the fashion?

Nezha sized it up for a long time, then nodded seriously, "En! Look carefully, the curls look pretty good!"

King Zhou smiled sinisterly, "Come on! The widow will burn one for you personally!"

The next morning, Nezha went to court with a cute little curly hair on his head. Even the broken hair in front of his forehead was curled on his fair forehead, which looked very cute and cute.

In Bo Yikao's mansion, the nine-tailed fox huddled under the quilt and cried loudly.Bo Yikao said helplessly: "Look at you, why don't you come home and laugh? You have to laugh at him in front of His Majesty. Since you have ironed the roll, don't be afraid of being seen, come out!"

The nine-tailed fox lay down on the quilt and cried: "My original shape was silver and white. Now I'm fine. I'm a curly-haired fox covered in jet black. I don't want to see anyone for the rest of my life... blah blah..."