[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Seeing the gossip scene, King Zhou no longer had a headache, his eyes were no longer blurred, and he didn't have to struggle to go up the eighth floor.He pulled Yang Jian to stand in front of Deng Chanyu and Tu Xingsun with a kind face.

Both Deng Chanyu and Tu Xingsun shyly stood up and bowed their hands, "See Your Majesty."

"What about chatting?" King Zhou asked jokingly.

Tu Xingsun nodded shyly, and King Zhou asked Deng Chanyu directly, "General Deng, didn't you dislike Tu Xingsun before?"

Deng Chanyu lowered her head and said shyly, "But Weichen likes him now!"

Yang Jian asked coldly: "It's changed so fast? You're not playing tricks, are you?"

Tu Xingsun only cared about joy and never thought of this possibility.Hearing Yang Jian's words, his face immediately turned pale.Deng Chanyu shook her head quickly, "No! I really mean it!"

She lowered her head and said in disappointment: "My mother passed away when I was very young. Although I was the apple of my father's eye, but my father was busy with military affairs, so he couldn't accompany me all the time. I was sick and injured when I was young. I survived by myself. I always hope that someone can take care of me and care about me when I am sick. This time I got acne, thanks to Tu Xingsun who can take care of me and my father. I just want to understand now, I want It’s that sense of security.”

King Zhou suddenly realized that, sure enough, people are most vulnerable when they are sick. "The widow congratulates you both in advance. This is also your fate, so cherish it."

King Zhou remembered that Deng Chanyu liked Yang Jian before, so he waved at Yang Jian to tell him to stay away.Tu Xingsun backed away very winkingly, "I'll go see the marshal."

Deng Chanyu saw that King Zhou sent everyone away, so she asked, "What does Your Majesty want to say to this humble minister?"

King Zhou asked: "Didn't you like people like Director Yang before? Why did you change so quickly now? If you have any difficulties, feel free to tell me!"

Deng Chanyu smiled, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern, but I am sincere. Tu Xingsun is very kind to me and my father." She said a little embarrassedly, "As for Director Yang, I feel that Director Yang is a little too cold. , he doesn't look like a considerate person, he looks a little... fierce."

King Zhou couldn't help laughing, "Alright! Alright! I understand, let's go find Tu Xingsun!"

Deng Chanyu withdrew with a smile, and King Zhou turned around and returned to the military tent.Yang Jian obviously heard the words of King Zhou and Deng Chanyu, he snorted coldly and said to King Zhou: "Deng Chanyu stays with whoever she likes, what do you care so much about?"

King Zhou squinted at him, "Have you heard people say that you are inconsiderate and guilty? Look at his Tu Xingsun, who knows how to take care of others, and you are looking at you. He is not virtuous at all! Let me tell you, you are Follow me! No one cares about marrying you, you can only eat rice and white flour by following me, and you can also be the director of the State Teachers Bureau! Don't even think about how you got the position of director!"

Yang Jian looked at King Zhou with a half-smile, and King Zhou sniffed, pretending to be okay, and said, "I'm tired, I need to rest for a while, you should step back first!"

Yang Jian asked in that gloomy tone: "What? Does Your Majesty want me to serve you?"

King Zhou immediately turned into a dog. He got into the bed and said pitifully, "Brother Zhenjun, I'm not cured yet!"

"I heard that you had a fever before, I think your brain is burnt out!"

"That's right, that's right, I must have burned my brain out, Brother Zhenjun, you are so good-looking, you are right in everything you say!"

Yang Jian sighed helplessly, and he pressed the quilt back for King Zhou, "Have a good sleep! I'll be here with you."

King Zhou closed his eyes, feeling tired physically and mentally, but the plague in Xiqi City made it difficult for him to fall asleep.

He closed his eyes and muttered to Yang Jian: "According to what Lu Ya said, Xiqi City can't be attacked now, but I can't leave Ji Fa there either."

Yang Jian said: "Master brought back the medicine from Huoyun Cave, and also brought back a kind of fairy grass, which can treat acne. This kind of fairy grass has tenacious vitality, and Master has planted the fairy grass on the back mountain of the military camp. If you don't I have the heart to watch the people of Xiqi suffer such a disaster, so I can give the celestial grass to the people in the city."

King Zhou sighed: "I originally planned to attack Xiqi when Ji Fa was at a loss, so as to minimize casualties. When I occupy Xiqi, I will immediately take out the celestial grass and treat the people of Xiqi , and win the hearts of the people by the way. But I can't attack Xiqi now, I took out the celestial grass for no reason, and the people of Xiqi will not believe me!"

Both Yang Jian and King Zhou fell silent. After a long time, Yang Jian said, "We can hand over the celestial grass, but this person cannot be you."

King Zhou had a tacit understanding with him, and he immediately understood who Yang Jian was referring to, "You mean Bo Yi Kao! But what if the people of Xiqi think that Bo Yi Kao has joined us?"

Yang Jian said lightly: "It depends on their choice! If they would rather die than believe in Bo Yi Kao, it can only mean that they are destined to have this catastrophe."

King Zhou didn't intend to sleep anymore, "You are right, but I must maximize my interests!"

Yang Jian made a special trip back to Chaoge and brought Bo Yikao and Jiuweihu back to Xiqi.Kong Xuan had been guarding the National Teacher Bureau all the time, he felt bored, so he also came to Xiqi with Yang Jian.

Soon to arrive at Yin Shang's camp, Yang Jian and the others looked dazed for a moment.There is a huge high platform outside the gate of Xiqi City, and a woman's voice came from the high platform, "Chaoge's noon news is coming to an end here, thank you listeners for listening, and see you next time."

Bo Yikao asked blankly: "Director Yang, what is that?"

Yang Jian frowned and shook his head, "I don't know either."

Kong Xuan laughed and said, "It's interesting that you can hear it from such a long distance."

After entering the Yinshang camp, Bo Yikao found that everyone looked at him with strange expressions.Master Huang Long even patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "Young man, it's not easy for you!"

Bo Yikao nodded in a daze, "Uh... the real person speaks too seriously."

Master Huanglong gave him a sympathetic look, sighed and shook his head and left.

Yang Jian took Bo Yikao and others into King Zhou's military tent, and King Zhou threw the copper coil aside, "Bo Yikao, Yang Jian should have told you about the situation in Xiqi, right?"

Bo Yikao nodded, "Your Majesty wants me to distribute celestial grass to the people of Xiqi to save people. On behalf of the people of Xiqi, I would like to thank your Majesty for saving lives." Bo Yikao knelt on the ground and gave it to King Zhou. a big gift.

"Get up, I don't have time to deal with these fake things now."

Bo Yikao stood up and asked King Zhou: "Your Majesty, how do you plan to let the minister distribute the fairy grass?"

King Zhou said, "Have you seen the high platform outside Xiqi City?"

Bo Yikao nodded, "I see."

"That's the broadcast that I just finished. General Deng just told the people of Xiqi your story during the noon broadcast. I don't know how much the people of Xiqi believe. But next, you have to stand On the high platform, announce that you will distribute the celestial grass to save the people of Xiqi."

"Your Majesty, how do you distribute the celestial grass? Let the people of Xiqi come out of the city to get it?"

King Zhou said: "No! It's not realistic to do that. Ji Fa will not allow the people to go out of the city, and I will not let them come out to spread the disease. I will ask all the national teachers to put the celestial grass in the well water in Xiqi City. As long as they return The family boiled the well water and drank it to heal.”

Bo Yikao nodded, "Your Majesty, I understand."

King Zhou said: "The widow did this, one is to solve the problem of Xiqi, and the other is to pave the way for you. You should try your best to let the people of Xiqi remember your goodness and let them support you as Xibohou. The widow hopes that, The final result of this war is that Xiqi's civil and military officials and all the people will go out of the city to welcome you back."

Bo Yikao bowed deeply to King Zhou again, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

"It's not too late. You're about to climb the high platform. Do you have any questions?" King Zhou asked.

Bo Yikao nodded seriously, "There is one more question! Your Majesty, in which broadcast, how did you tell my story?"

King Zhou picked his nose and pursed his lips, "I didn't say anything, just...tell the truth."

Boyi Kao: I believe in your evil!

Bo Yikao and Nine-Tailed Fox are going out, they need to prepare a bit.Kong Xuan saw the copper wire on King Zhou's table, walked over to pick it up, and looked at it.

"What are you doing with these copper wires wrapped around?"

King Zhou said quite proudly: "I want to make a loudspeaker, you don't understand at all!" He explained the principle of the loudspeaker as if showing off.

Kong Xuan rummaged through the things on King Zhou's table, and after a short while finished the loudspeaker, he leaned over to the loudspeaker and said, "Your Majesty, you understand it very well! But you can't do it! !"

Kong Xuan threw the loudspeaker into King Zhou's arms and went out. Yang Jian looked at King Zhou with a smile.

King Zhou threw the loudspeaker to the ground and stepped on it.He looked at Yang Jian, and tried to make amends for himself, "It's all a small skill, but spells are better."

The preparations for Bo Yikao were almost done, and the big bosses of the National Teachers Bureau also prepared the fairy grass, and only waited for Bo Yikao to finish speaking before throwing the fairy grass into Xiqi City.

Bo Yikao was sent to the high platform, and he stood on the platform, so someone naturally spread his voice far away to ensure that everyone in Xiqi City could hear it.

Bo Yikao took a deep breath, looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar Xiqi City and said, "Everyone in Xiqi, I am Bo Yikao."

With just this sentence, the people in the entire Xiqi City ran out of their homes.Except for those who were already in a coma, even those with persistent high fever stood in their yards, looking up at the high platform outside the city.

"I know that you are experiencing unprecedented difficulties. A sudden plague is eroding your body. Fever and acne are common symptoms. But don't be afraid. With the herbal soup, you can recover your health."

The wind on the high platform was too strong, and Bo Yikao accidentally choked on the wind when he was speaking. He lay down on the high platform and coughed, and it took a while for him to return to normal.

"Please wait patiently and don't panic. Yin Shang's national teacher will throw jelly grass into the well, and everyone will line up to fetch water, boil the water and drink it, and the illness will naturally heal."

Bo Yikao carefully explained the precautions. When the national teachers put the herbs into the well, Bo Yikao softly comforted the people of Xiqi City, telling them not to be crowded and to be safe.

The people in Xiqi City took the potion, and they recovered quickly.They all ran outside and kowtowed to Bo Yi Kao and prayed.The sound of gongs and drums in the streets and alleys, and the continuous sound of singing made Xiqi city as lively as a festival.

Bo Yi checked that the people in Xiqi City were all right, so he came down from the high platform.

King Zhou saw him coming down, pointed at him and said, "Look at you, what a great opportunity, you don't know how to say something more touching. The ministers of Xiqi are also going to get sick, you Can't you sell well and win their gratitude and support?"

Bo Yikao said with a smile: "If you want others' gratitude and support, you can't just rely on words. Don't worry, Your Majesty, the people of Xiqi will remember me."

King Zhou nodded, "That's right! The two coughs you made at that time were very good, and people felt that you were very weak and helpless. The uncles and aunts of Xiqi must be very distressed!"

Bo Yikao: ... Coughing twice makes people feel pity, how miserable is Your Majesty making up my story?