[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"That's the way it is, and I want to know what you guys think."

In the Yin and Shang military camps, King Zhou said this to everyone in the State Division Bureau.

He told about what happened in Yuxu Palace. This matter was related to the fate of Twelve Golden Immortals, Zhao Gongming and others, and King Zhou needed to know their thoughts.

If they can accept the way of selecting gods...he can think of a way to persuade Yuanshi Tianzun them.

The Twelve Golden Immortals and Zhao Gongming who had the most say were silent.

King Zhou smiled and asked, "Why are you silent... Is it because I am too busy?"

Zhao Gongming looked at the crowd, turned his head and said to King Zhou: "Your Majesty, the matter of conferring gods is decided by the saints, and life or death cannot be decided by ourselves. You are a good friend worthy of entrusting your life. Remember the five."

King Zhou clutched his cuffs, rubbing his fingers on the pattern on the hem of the sleeves. "A few days ago, Lu Ya, who is good at deducing the destiny, told me that the battle of Xiqi was almost over, but there were not many people on the list of gods. If this continues, it will be difficult to continue the matter of gods. Lu Ya speculates that recently... ...you will have a catastrophe."

He looked up at the crowd, "Everyone has been together for so long, I hope each of you can have a happy ending."

The atmosphere in the military tent was somewhat depressing, and Guang Chengzi said: "Your Majesty, if we are all on the list of gods, it is also destined, and we cannot hide. Don't run around for us anymore. When this matter is over, maybe we will return We can meet in heaven."

Master Huang Long said loudly: "Senior Brother and Your Majesty, don't be afraid so much! We are on the side of Yin Shang, this is called obeying the destiny, and the Yin and Shang are rejuvenating! I have never heard that there will be accidents when obeying the destiny! We will all be sure in the end. It’s time to go back to the mountains and continue our happy life!”

Qin Wan first responded: "Brother Huanglong is right, we don't know who will die! What do we have to be afraid of!"

Our Lady of Golden Light satirized them, "The two of you should be the most afraid, because you two are the weakest! You can do nothing but hold back!"

Qin Wan and Master Huang Long were angry, "Who do you look down on?"

Our Lady of Golden Light smirked twice, "Hehe! I look down on you!"

Seeing that they were still in the mood to joke, King Zhou felt better.Everyone chatted some gossips and dispersed, and Master Yuding was the last to leave.Before leaving, he said to King Zhou: "Everyone has his own choice, don't take all the responsibility on yourself."

King Zhou said seriously, "I can't just watch something happen to Master."

Master Yuding smiled and nodded, "I will protect myself." After speaking, he turned and left the military tent.

Summer has come, and the hillside behind the barracks is full of wild flowers.King Zhou sat on a high place with his back to the barracks.Yang Jian walked up to him and sat down next to him.

King Zhou said coldly: "Didn't we break up? Why are you here? My motto is that if we break up, we must never be friends, or even meet each other!"

Yang Jian asked, "When did we break up?"

"From the moment you refused to marry me. My motto is that falling in love and going to bed for the purpose of not getting married is a mess!"

Yang Jian sighed: "Don't think I don't know what you want to do? You just want to use the wedding banquet to achieve your goal, you don't care about getting married at all!"

King Zhou said unhappily, "How can you say that? It seems like I'm going to throw you away when I get married! I just do some other things by the way..."

Yang Jian strongly disagreed, "It's okay to get married! But the wedding banquet must be perfect, there must be no mistakes, and you can't do some messy things in the name of getting married!"

King Zhou turned his head away and said nothing, Yang Jian persuaded him earnestly, "We only get married once in this life! Do you want to leave regrets at the wedding banquet?"

King Zhou thought about it and felt that what Yang Jian said was also reasonable. "You're right. I didn't think carefully. I won't do this next time."

Yang Jian smiled and said, "But we should get married! You should prepare in the next two days, and I will take you to see your mother."

Hearing that he wanted to see his parents, King Zhou panicked all of a sudden, "Is this so urgent?"

Yang Jian didn't allow King Zhou to run away, "I can't delay any longer. This time, I will go to heaven as an official in every chance. The heavenly court doesn't allow gods to think of mortals. If we get married before going to heaven, it won't be considered a violation of the rules of heaven. If we don't get married before going to heaven, we can only keep sneaking around."

King Zhou was still worrying about meeting his parents, when someone behind him said to him, "Who wants to get married? I can help count a happy date!"

King Zhou was so frightened that he turned around and shouted, "Lu Ya! You almost scared my guts out!"

Lu Ya said innocently: "Your Majesty is thinking too much about things! Director Yang and I have already met Li, and you haven't noticed me coming..."

King Zhou asked angrily, "What are you doing here? Didn't you sneak back home to hide from disaster?"

Lu Ya said: "Wealth and wealth are sought in danger, where there is danger, the more I want to try it!"

"According to what you say, something is going to happen on our side?"

Lu Ya nodded, "I vomited blood for three liters this morning, so I figured it out. Xiqi has invited a big shot, and your side is covered by dark clouds. I'm afraid you will suffer."

King Zhou carefully looked at Lu Ya's face, his face was pale and powdery, as if he had vomited blood.

"Three liters of vomiting blood? I think you ate another meal of Maoxuewang to replenish the blood?"

Lu Ya asked seriously: "What is Maoxuewang, is it delicious?"

Yang Jian said, "Let's get down to business first." He asked Lu Ya, "How many people did Xiqi invite? What's the level of this kind of big man? How does it compare with the Twelve Golden Immortals, Zhao Gongming? How does it compare with Kong Xuan?" "

Lu Ya shook his head, "I can't calculate these, and I don't know what level Kong Xuan and the others are."

"Are you going to leave this time?" King Zhou asked.

"I won't leave for the time being. I have calculated for myself that I will be safe and sound if I stay here."

King Zhou nodded, "Okay! Now that you're here, let's do some work for the widow."

Lu Ya said unhappily: "I'm not from the State Teachers Bureau, but you are very easy to summon people! Tell me! What can I do for you?"

King Zhou scratched his nose, "Director Yang wants to get married, you can help him choose a good date!"

Director Yang: "..." It seems that it has nothing to do with you!

Lu Ya and Yang Jian got together to count the days, and King Zhou returned to the barracks to inform everyone to be vigilant.He told everyone not to leave the barracks, as something might happen recently.

Bo Yikao and Daji went out for a walk, and they didn't know about King Zhou's announcement.

Bo Yikao picked a lot of wild flowers and handed them to Jiuweihu, "Little Jiu, will you marry me?"

Nine-Tailed Fox asked shyly, "Why so suddenly? I wasn't prepared at all. Why are you going to marry me all of a sudden?"

Bo Yikao said with a smile: "It wasn't all of a sudden, I always wanted to marry you. It's just that I thought there was no way to give you a stable life, so I put it off until now. Recently I saw Tu Xingsun and Deng Chanyu as gluey, I couldn't help but ask them, are you not afraid that the war is still going on? Tu Xingsun said that as long as two people can be together, it is good to have a happy day. Xiao Jiu, would you like to be with me?"

The nine-tailed fox accepted the bouquet of wild flowers with joy, but she hesitated again when she thought of Bo Yikao's identity and her own.

"Do you know who I am?" Nine-Tailed Fox asked.

Bo Yikao said: "How could I not know? You are my Xiaojiu!"

The nine-tailed fox was anxious and sad, "I... I am not a good person... I used to be King Zhou's favorite concubine, and I even killed people... I have been lying to you all the time, I am not worthy of such a good person like you man."

Bo Yikao grabbed her hand to comfort her, "Don't worry, don't be sad. I'm not a fool, of course I know who you are and what you've done. But I don't care! I only know Xiao Jiu who has been with me all the time! "

Nine-tailed fox threw himself into Bo Yikao's arms, "Thank you, Bo Yikao..."

Bo Yikao stroked her hair and asked, "Will you marry me?"

Nine-Tailed Fox nodded vigorously, "I am willing!" Her eyes were shining with joy, but a sudden sense of crisis made her expression change drastically!

"Get down!"

The nine-tailed fox threw Bo Yikao to the ground, a flash of red light flashed, and a large piece of grass in front of them burned.

"Shameless, you dare to plot against us, come out if you have the ability! Don't hide!" Jiuweihu shouted.

A man with a beard and a gloomy face appeared in front of them. "Nine-tailed Fox, hand over Bo Yi Kao! You are just a little demon in Xuanyuan Tomb, I think you can spare your life for the sake of difficult cultivation."

Nine-tailed fox helped Bo Yikao stand up, and blocked him behind, "Who are you? Did you send it from Ji Fa?"

"I am Shen Gongbao under Yuxu's sect. Nine-tailed fox, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine! Hand over Bo Yikao quickly, or you will all die here!"

Nine-Tailed Fox sneered, "It turns out that you have been helping Ji Fa all this time! Today, my old lady will show you the abilities of the Xuanyuan Grave Demon!"

Nine-tailed fox made a move, and a nine-ringed saber appeared in her hand.Shen Gongbao also took out a sword and fought with Nine-Tailed Fox.

Shen Gongbao has accepted the orthodox teachings of Taoism, and his actions are open and closed.The nine-tailed fox is a fox demon who has become a spirit, so she doesn't pay much attention to it when fighting. She will use whatever tricks are vicious.

After several rounds, Shen Gongbao gradually couldn't hold on anymore, it wasn't that his cultivation was not as advanced as Nine-Tailed Fox's.It is really that the nine-tailed fox is too cunning, and its tricks are too vicious, making it impossible to guard against.He can only say that he is inferior to Nine-Tailed Fox in terms of viciousness and cunning.

Nine-tailed Fox turned her slender wrist, and the Nine-ring Broadsword slammed hard on Shen Gongbao's back.Shen Gongbao fell to the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

After finishing Shen Gongbao, Nine-Tailed Fox smiled at Bo Yikao: "We can go to His Majesty to claim credit!"

Bo Yikao said with a smile, "You were the one to receive the merit, but I didn't do anything!"

The Nine-Tailed Fox, who was laughing with Bo Yikao, suddenly changed her expression, and she rushed over to hold Bo Yikao tightly in her arms.Shen Gongbao who was lying on the ground suddenly jumped up and threw a dark green dart at Bo Yikao.Jiuweihu sensed that someone was ambushing behind Bo Yikao, and she had no time to save Bo Yikao by other means, so she could only block the poisonous dart with her body.After being hit by the dart, she stretched out nine huge white fox tails, wrapping them tightly together.

A flash of light flashed, a big hole was blown in the tail of the fox, and Boyikao had nowhere to hide.

"My lord, it's him, he's Bo Yi Kao."

An ordinary-looking man said lightly: "I know, you step back first."

The man gathered another yellow light in his hand, and just as he was about to smash the light ball on Bo Yikao, Lu Ya's voice came from a distance.

"Please turn around, baby."

The man pulled Shen Gongbao and turned into a stream of light and disappeared in a flash. Yang Jian and Lu Ya both ran over.

"Bo Yi Kao, are you and the Nine-Tailed Fox okay?" Yang Jian asked.

Bo Yikao hugged the body of the Nine-Tailed Fox, and said in a daze, "Xiao Jiu, she can't breathe..."