[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The two people I was most afraid of stood in front of me, and Marshal Canopy flinched reflexively.

"Minister Qiao, Lord Yang, this subordinate has just had a few drinks, and his words are useless, and he still looks at the two of you." Marshal Tianpeng lowered his head and sincerely apologized to Tang Seng, his big ears like cattail fans drooped down.

Tang Seng and Yang Jian haven't spoken yet, but Xiaobailong and Monkey King are blown up!

Xiao Bailong shouted: "Master is actually Minister Qiao!"

Monkey King asked: "Mr. Qiao and Yang Jian are actually Taoist couples?"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows. Although he didn't reveal his relationship with Yang Jian, he always thought that Xiao Bailong and Monkey King should know it well.

"You... have been following me for so long and don't you know?"

Sun Wukong frowned, "I know the identities of Minister Qiao and Yang Jian, but I don't know that you are...that kind of relationship!"

Xiao Bailong said: "I didn't even know that Master was the famous Minister Qiao..."

It would cause such a misunderstanding, and Tang Seng understood the reason after thinking about it.Since he came down to earth, he and Yang Jian have kept a distance.Because Tang Seng felt that even if he did not really believe in Buddhism, he had already chosen the profession of monk, so he had to be dedicated and abstain from sex!

But... Although he and Yang Jian have no physical contact, their hearts are tightly cuddled together!Why can't Monkey King and Xiao Bailong see the warm pink breath between them?

It must be because they are both single!Um!That's right!Tang Seng thinks so.

He waved his hand indifferently, "Okay! Now that you all know, this article is over! Come on! Marshal Canopy! Come sit down and tell me how you became like this? I remember me I saw you at the flat peach banquet, you used to be very handsome!"

Yang Jian took the three-pointed two-edged knife back in his hand, and he sat next to Tang Seng at the table.

Marshal Tianpeng rubbed his hands nervously. He sat tremblingly across from Tang Seng and Yang Jian, only daring to put his butt on the side of the chair.

"This...it's a long story...I went to the Queen Mother's flat peach banquet. I drank too much wine at the banquet, and stumbled into the Guanghan Palace by mistake. Then...then I molested Fairy Chang'e, so I was caught by Yu. The emperor came down to earth, and was cast into a pig fetus by mistake, and became what he is today."

Tang Seng frowned, "Molested Chang'e? Why didn't I know about this?"

Marshal Tianpeng said: "You were not in the Heavenly Court at the time, and I made too much trouble, and the Jade Emperor personally sentenced me. Fortunately, Taibai Jinxing interceded, otherwise the Jade Emperor would have killed me!"

Tang Seng rubbed his chin and frowned, Yang Jian asked again: "What's the matter with you and Gao Cuilan?"

Hearing Gao Cuilan's name, Marshal Tianpeng paused for a moment, pursed his lips, and said casually: "That's it! I'm old enough, and it's time for me to marry a wife. It just so happens that the Gao family is going to recruit a son-in-law, here I’m in charge of food and housing, so I’m here! At the beginning, it was okay, I ate a lot, but I also worked a lot, and I earned more than half of the Gao’s family business for them.”

Speaking of this, he sneered, "It can't be done now, the Gao family is rich, and they despise my son-in-law as a monster. Every once in a while, I will find a few monks and priests to take me in!"

He looked at Tang Seng's attire, "Hey? Minister Qiao, how did you become a monk?"

Tang Seng didn't answer his question immediately, "What are your plans for the future?"

Marshal Tianpeng said: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva found me a job. He asked me to wait here for a sutra learner and escort him to the west to learn sutras. If you didn't come, I would have been waiting here. When the sutra learner comes, I'll go with him, and at worst I can be an Arhat in Xitian. If he doesn't come, I'll get married and settle down, at least I'll have a place to live, it's called no delay.”

Tang Seng: I don't know how to evaluate it, but I can only say that you really understand the rules of the workplace.Try not to quit your job until you find another job!

Sun Wukong said to Marshal Tianpeng: "You idiot! Isn't the learner standing in front of you? You have to decide quickly, whether to follow us or stay here to farm!"

Marshal Tianpeng's eyes widened, "What? Minister Qiao from the Heavenly Court went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures? Could it be that the Heavenly Court has already been destroyed? Or did you sell the Heavenly Court to the West?"

Tang Seng picked up a fruit from the table and threw it at Marshal Ceiling's head, "Do you want to be beaten?"

Marshal Canopy shook his head quickly, "No, no, no! I was wrong! I was wrong! Minister Qiao is wise and powerful, unparalleled in the world! I am also loyal to the heaven! It is I who treat the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

Tang Seng said: "You don't need to know why I went to the west. We will leave Gaojiazhuang early tomorrow morning. Do you want to go with us?"

Marshal Tianpeng was stunned for a moment. He pretended to glance casually at the dressing table by the window, then stood up, knelt beside Tang Seng, and saluted respectfully.

"Master is here, please accept the disciples."

Tang Seng raised his hand and asked him to stand up, "From now on, you will be called Wu Neng! Now, go and pack your things, and be different from the people here."

"Thank you, Master, for the name. There is nothing to do with this disciple. I will take Master,... Shigong, and two senior brothers to the guest room. You can rest well."

Tang Seng smiled, "No need, you go to bed first! We know where the guest room is."

Everyone went back to their rooms to sleep peacefully. Early the next morning, just as Tang Seng and the others finished washing, Grandpa Gao came over.

"Holy Monk, have you subdued the monster?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "He has already worshiped me as his teacher, and today I will take him away from Gaojiazhuang. Old benefactor, you don't have to be afraid anymore."

Grandpa Gao clasped his hands together and recited Amitabha Buddha several times, "Thank you, Holy Monk! Thank you, Holy Monk! Thanks to your help, otherwise how would our family have a peaceful life?"

The faint smile on Tang Seng's lips slowly disappeared, and he said flatly: "The benefactor is too worried, the monster didn't plan to stay for long."

Grandpa Gao was stunned, "What do you mean?"

Tang Seng said lightly: "I mean, he could have easily killed your family, but he didn't make a move, which shows that he didn't pay attention to you at all. Be a man with a conscience. You will eat, wear and drink in the future. When you are still sleeping, remember that more than half of your family fortune is earned by that monster. You must always be grateful for his grace of not killing."

Gao Taigong's face turned blue and white after Tang Seng's words.

Tang Seng ignored him, and he said to Monkey King: "Where is your little brother? Let him pick up the luggage, we should set off."

"Master, I'm here!" Zhu Wuneng walked in from the outside, carrying the luggage that Xiao Bailong was holding on his shoulders.

Tang Seng turned his head and said to Gao Taigong: "Almsgiver, the poor monk and his disciples are leaving."

Mr. Gao just nodded and didn't even send it off.

After leaving Gao's house, Zhu Wuneng said: "Master, let me give you a little advice! You just stood up for my disciple, and my disciple was really touched! But... I think you should wait a while Then teach the old man a lesson. You should first tell me how hard it is to get rid of my monster. The old man will give you a lot of hard work money! I estimate that it will be at least 200 taels of silver. When you give the money Once you get it, you can teach the old man how you want! Anyway, if the money is in your pocket, no one can take it back."

Tang Seng smiled and said: "We are monks, so we can't take other people's money and silver. Money is something outside of the body. You are so calculating, which is not what a monk should do. How about giving you another name as a teacher, Bajie? Quit the five meats and three disgusts, and by the way, also quit the food."

Zhu Bajie: "Yes! Master! This disciple must obey Master's instruction!" Just as he finished his promise, he realized again, "Master? Why do you want to quit eating?"

"Because you can eat, but the teacher can't afford it."

"Pig Gang! Pig Gang, stop! Don't go!"

Tang Seng and the others stopped when they heard a woman's voice behind them.

Zhu Bajie was full of impatience, Tang Seng glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "Go and say goodbye, don't leave any regrets for yourself and the other party. You can best see a man's character when you break up. You are an upright man, don't Always hold on to the past, never letting others go, and not letting yourself go."

Zhu Bajie nodded, put down his luggage, and walked behind.

Xiao Bailong asked ignorantly: "Will Junior Brother Bajie go back on his word? When that Miss Gao cries, will he run back to Gao Laozhuang and become a auntie again?"

Tang Seng smiled, "No! He's just going to say goodbye, and he'll be back in a while. He's still a junior, and you can still order him around."

Standing in front of Gao Cuilan, Zhu Bajie said flatly: "Go back! Otherwise your father should be in a hurry."

Gao Cuilan cried: "You dark hearted man! You left, what should I do? Everyone knows that I married a monster, you flicked your sleeves and left, leaving me here to be looked down upon by others! I But how to live!"

Zhu Bajie persuaded: "Don't listen to outsiders' gossip, just live your own life. You are still young, and you were deceived when you married me. It shouldn't be difficult for your father to find you a son-in-law. You have such a Tada's production can guarantee the rest of my life without worrying about food and clothing. Live a good life, as long as you live well, your life will always be more and more prosperous."

Gao Cuilan scolded: "You kill a thousand swords, it's easy for you to say! I have been taken over by monsters, who would dare to marry me? You have ruined my life, and now you are going to leave after patting my ass. You treat me as a what?"

Zhu Bajie lost his patience, he asked coldly: "Then what do you want? Do you still want to be a husband and wife with me?"

Gao Cuilan was tongue-tied immediately, she just wanted to vent to Zhu Bajie, he used to spoil her very much, no matter how awkward she was, he would never get angry.But let Zhu Bajie go back... that's not okay!After finally sending him away, how can we let him come back?

Looking at Gao Cuilan's expression, Zhu Bajie understood what she was thinking, and he snorted coldly: "Your family has a good idea. Before you got married, your parents knew that I was a monster, and they still wanted to betroth their daughter to me. I can't be bored." I have worked hard for your family for three years without saying a word, and now that you have money, you want to kick me away! And you! The Taoist priest who came to subdue the demons gave you a lot of talisman papers. Not only did you stick it on the bed Next, you even burned the talisman paper to ashes and asked me to take it with water! You want me to die!"

He looked at Gao Cuilan, his eyes were full of disappointment, "Our relationship as a husband and wife is over, so don't complain, we are all the same! You are not a good person either!"

After saying this, Zhu Bajie turned and walked away.Miss Gao looked at the back of Zhu Bajie walking away, and couldn't help but fell to the ground, feeling pain.

Returning to Tang Seng's side, Zhu Bajie picked up his luggage and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Master, I wanted to be considerate, but I couldn't."

Tang Seng shook his head with a smile, "It's all trivial, let's hurry up and go. Go ahead and find a flat place, and let's set up a pot and cook something to eat."

Zhu Bajie responded, "Okay!" After speaking, he quickened his pace and walked in front of the team.

Xiao Bailong squeezed into Tang Seng's side from behind, "Master! Brother, do you still miss Miss Gao?"

Tang Seng slapped him hard on the forehead, "It's better to practice hard if you have that free time! Don't think about things that have nothing to do with you all day long, you won't understand if you tell me, you are a thousand-year-old single dragon!"