[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Although Liu Yanchang was placed in Xiaotiangou's kennel, he was not dissatisfied at all.

In addition to the main hall, Xiaotiangou's kennel also has east and west side halls, which are as luxurious as a palace.Liu Yanchang said that he does not expect to share a bed with the dog, and it would be very good to arrange him to live in a side hall.

He put his luggage away, lamenting that people are not as good as dogs these days.Take a look at the decoration of this side hall, the Babu bed looks like a small house, the bed curtain is as smooth and light as clouds, and the floor is covered with thick blankets, so you won't feel cold when you roll around on the ground.And the furnishings in this room, such as crystal bead curtains and night pearls, are like stones picked up by the roadside, no one takes them seriously.

Liu Yanchang put his little clay figurines, nine chains, and jigsaw puzzles on the antique shelf, and put them together with expensive porcelain vases and bronze wares. He hung the water duck embroidery sent by the gold hairpins on the wall, and was admired together with those famous calligraphy and paintings. .

After packing up his things, he ran to Xiaotiangou.

Xiaotiangou was reading a book at this time, and what he was reading was still bamboo slips, which were filled with tortuous words, and Liu Yanchang didn't know a single word.

Liu Yanchang was surprised: "Is it so difficult to be a pet? You also need to read and study? Shouldn't it be just eating, drinking and having fun?"

Xiao Tiangou squinted his eyes, Liu Yanchang seemed to see disgust from his dog's face, "I want to practice!"

"Oh oh oh, sorry, sorry. I think everyone is worthless because I'm worthless. It's my fault. I'm putting myself in the shoes of others."

Roaring Dog: Shocked!That's how it works! ! !

"Asthma! Can you eat spicy food? If you can't eat it, I'll make you a clear soup hot pot."

Xiao Tianquan nodded, "I can eat anything."

Liu Yanchang said: "Then quickly take me to the kitchen! I'll cook for you!"

The kitchen is very big, with all kinds of pots, pans and pans, as well as ingredients, and there are many ingredients that Liu Yanchang has never seen before.

Seeing such a kitchen, Liu Yanchang's sense of honor and mission as a cook instantly exploded!He said to Xiao Tiangou: "Hua Xiao! Just wait, I will definitely make you an unforgettable hot pot meal!"

Rolling up his arms and netting his sleeves, Liu Yanchang washed the vegetables and cut the meat, and added soup to the fire.To make preparations, Xiaotianquan moved all the things into the main hall with the floating technique. There was a nice agarwood table in the room. When Xiaotianquan stretched out his hand, a round hole appeared on the tabletop. It put the casserole in the hole On, the size is just right.

The fallen agarwood was placed underneath, and the small stove was propped under the table.Liu Yanchang looked at the table with holes and couldn't help staying there.

"Ah... is your table made of agarwood?"

Xiaotiangou jumped onto the chair, "That's right! It's agarwood. Don't be dumbfounded! You can eat with me!"

Liu Yanchang walked over and sat down with hands and feet. He felt that being a cook for Xiao Tiangou was equivalent to being taken care of by a rich president.Splurging money like water, there is no wood!

Xiaotian dog likes to eat meat, but is unwilling to eat a bite of vegetables.When Liu Yanchang was full, he cooked meat for the Xiaotian dog, mixed the oil dish, boiled it one by one, and ate it with the other.Liu Yanchang went to the kitchen to cut up the rest of the meat, but President Xiaotian still felt that it was close.

Liu Yanchang persuaded it, "Why don't you eat some vegetables?"

Xiao Tianquan shook his head, "The food is not tasty."

Liu Yanchang suddenly remembered that he had brought a few packs of dry noodles, so he asked, "Do you want some noodles?"

Xiao Tianquan still shook his head, "The noodles are not tasty, I'd better go hunting in the mountains! Let's continue eating when I come back."

Liu Yanchang said mysteriously: "My noodles are different from ordinary noodles."

He jolted back to the side hall and took out the ancient version of instant noodles he made.

Xiaotiangou sat in the room obediently and waited, while Liu Yanchang happily put the dry noodles into the pot to cook.

When the noodles were cooked, Liu Yanchang scooped up a bowl for Xiaotiangou.Although Xiaotiangou's claws are not good at pinching chopsticks, he can spell.The chopsticks pick up the noodles automatically, and it only needs to open its mouth.

After taking a bite of the noodles, Xiao Tianquan tasted them carefully. "This noodle is different, smooth and springy, and tasty."

Liu Yanchang bragged to it, "This is called Yi Mian, also called Yi Fu Noodles. It is said that it was a senior official. During his birthday, the cook accidentally put the cooked noodles into the oil pan and fried them. The cook wanted to throw the noodles away. But it was too late to make other noodles! So he just boiled the fried noodles, and the guests all agreed after eating them. This is the origin of Yifu noodles.”

When Liu Yanchang spoke, Xiao Tiangou had already finished the whole pot of noodles.It nodded contentedly, "The story is well written."

"How is this a story? It's folklore! Roar, do you think it's a wise decision to try other foods?"

Xiao Tianquan thought for a while, "It's okay to eat a little once in a while, but I still like to eat meat."

Liu Yanchang had no choice but to say, "Alright! Alright! From now on, I will only cook meat for you."

Xiao Tiangou asked: "What else do you cook besides hot pot?"

"I can do more! Frying, frying, stewing, I can do everything!"

Xiao Tianquan said: "The master hired a chef for me. If I don't invite all my colleagues to have a meal, I will not be able to do anything. You help me prepare the banquet, and I will invite my colleagues to have fun."

Liu Yanchang asked awkwardly: "It's easy to talk about preparing the banquet, will your master come to eat?"

"My colleagues have been invited, and the master should be invited!"

Liu Yanchang pouted, "He's very cruel to me, aren't you afraid that I'll poison his food?"

Xiaotiangou looked at him sympathetically, "What can you find? Hedinghong? □□? You want to poison my master to death? That's the seasoning in the dish!"

"..." Liu Yanchang froze. He thought about the TV series he watched in his previous life. What was he playing in that TV series?Is Erlangshen allergic to seafood?

Liu Yanchang asked Xiao Tiangou, "Can your master eat seafood?"

Xiao Tiangou: "Do you want to cook seafood for him? He can eat it!"

"Isn't he allergic to seafood?"

Xiaotiangou's doggy face made a vivid expression, as if it was joking. "Are you stupid? I've never heard of immortals being allergic to seafood."

Liu Yanchang lay on the table unhappy, "What should I do? I really want to take revenge on him!"

Xiaotiangou also put his head on the table, "Do you still remember that the master and I are on the same team, you are just here."

Liu Yanchang said fiercely: "A good dog will not tell the truth, if it tells the truth, it is a bad dog!"

The Xiaotian dog jumped off the chair, "I don't care about you, I'll go to practice." Its attitude is very similar to treating a disobedient child, so just make trouble for no reason!I ignore you, I'm off to work.

But when he walked out of the house, Xiao Tiangou turned around and said, "Master really hates seafood."

Hearing what Xiao Tiangou said, Liu Yanchang stood up and cheered. He clenched his fists and decided to cook a seafood feast at the banquet!

Although Xiaotiangou didn't say whether it likes seafood or not, Liu Yanchang stubbornly believes that dogs can't eat seafood.Then he had to prepare a big dish for the banquet, so he decided to cook a roasted pig.

In his previous life, his father was a chef, he loved to eat, it was delicious, and he also liked to go to various places to find delicious food.When the holidays come, Liu Yanchang's father takes him everywhere to find delicious food.After looking for delicious food, I have to find a way to make it when I get home.

Liu Yanchang often helps out, and occasionally he is the chef, and his father helps, so his skills are still good.

After traveling to ancient times, he was a scholar, and his mother would not let him go to the kitchen, saying that it was unseemly.But after he made a meal, his mother didn't say anything.

This time, he plans to use a hanging stove to grill the roasted pig.Xiaotiangou sent him two assistants, and they did all the physical work.Liu Yanchang felt that Xiao Tiangou did this not out of consideration, but because he felt that he was too weak.

It's really a dog's eyes that look down on people, but it is right!

Clean up the soil pigs, remove the bones, and leave a layer of skin and flesh.Cut the meat out of the flower knife, neither too deep nor too shallow, just cut to the fat and thin boundary.

Take out the well-prepared spices and apply them to the gaps of the pork bit by bit, and then spread the sauce made of onion, ginger and wine on the pork again.

The assistant put the whole pig into the oven that had been set up not long ago. Liu Yanchang counted the time, and when he saw that it was almost time, he took the pig out and evenly poked holes in the skin.After the holes are made, the pig is put into the oven. There is a crackling sound in the oven, like popcorn. This is the sound of the pork skin being roasted and popped.

Let an assistant watch the roasted pig, and Liu Yanchang took another assistant to prepare seafood dinner and other side dishes.

The crabs are steamed in a pan, and the prawns are marinated with wine after their tails and threads are removed.Stir-fry the onion, ginger and garlic, add a lot of dogwood, pour in the shrimp and stir-fry, then pour in the seasoning and cook, and finally sprinkle with coriander and sesame when it comes out of the pan.

Liu Yanchang made steamed scallops with minced garlic vermicelli, several home-cooked dishes, and a soup, each of which was generous.He felt that the Xiaotian dog could be eaten, and his colleagues were no different.

The dishes were almost ready, Liu Yanchang asked his assistant to put the dishes on the plate, and he went to see the roasted pig.

The roasted pig is ready to be baked. The assistant found a huge red lacquered wooden tray and put the whole pig on it.There are many small bubbles on the roasted pig skin, exuding a unique burnt aroma.

The banquet in front has been set up, and everyone is seated.Erlangshen sat at the top, Xiaotiangou and Meishan brothers sat at the bottom, each with a wooden table in front of them.The dishes were all ready and there was only one roasted pig left. The big tray of roasted pigs was placed on a large wooden table, with the pig's head facing Erlang God.

Liu Yanchang cut the meat open with a large kitchen knife. The knife cut down gently, and the sound of the pig's skin cracking could be heard, like breaking a biscuit.After cutting the meat, his assistant brought the meat to Erlang Shen and his team's table.

Erlang looked at the roasted pig with a straight face, "The roasted pig is eaten during the Qingming Festival, right?"

Liu Yanchang really didn't know about this, he was stunned for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Then I will sacrifice you!"

The author has something to say: Liu Yanchang: Then I will sacrifice you!This is called, I have a special ability to recognize relatives

Author Bacteria: It sounds weird...

ps: The stupid author watched a gourmet show all afternoon today. The details of making prawns and roasted pigs in the article were all seen on TV. If there is something wrong, don’t blame me, because the author is too poor to afford prawns and roast pig...