[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"It looks like the alms bowl we use for alms."

As soon as Tang Seng finished speaking, he noticed that the face of the woman opposite him was all blue.

Seeing the face of the female benefactor, he immediately reacted.He was too impulsive just now, and his words were a bit unpleasant, so Tang Seng began to try his best to make up for it.

"Of course, when you marry a wife, you should marry a virtuous one! Being ugly has its advantages. Look at my first and third apprentices, although they are ugly, they are all capable!"

These words did not ease the look of the female benefactor, but also successfully made the faces of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie ugly.

Yang Jian tugged at Tang Seng's sleeve, signaling him to stop talking, it was too much to say.

Tang Seng thought for a while and said the last sentence, "Female benefactor, I think if you want to recruit a son-in-law, my three apprentices are good. He is strong, able to work, and diligent. He also has the experience of being a door-to-door son-in-law. An excellent candidate for marriage.”

Yang Jian covered his forehead, it's okay, this time he offended him to death...

The female benefactor sneered and said: "You monk is so rude! I entertain you sincerely, and I plan to marry you my daughters who are my treasures. You monk is not grateful, but humiliates me instead! Come on! You are a monk , I don't care about you, you master and apprentice stay here overnight today, and leave immediately tomorrow morning, or don't blame me for being rude to you!"

The female benefactor slammed the door and went out, Yang Jian sighed to Qiao Yu: "Are you happy this time?"

Tang Seng crossed his legs and said, "Happy! Why am I not happy!"

It was already dark, and after walking for a day, everyone was hungry.But if they offended the master, they would have nothing to eat.Zhu Bajie's hungry stomach growled, but due to Tang Seng's majesty, he didn't dare to complain.

Tang Seng said: "There is still some dry food in the bag, eat something to eat, let's sleep! We will leave here tomorrow morning."

Tang Seng went to bed without eating anything. After a short sleep, he was woken up by a puff of smoke, and Yang Jian rushed out of the door with him in his arms.

Several apprentices also rushed out, and Tang Seng said, "Ahem! Ahem! Okay, why is there a fire in the bedroom?"

Monkey King looked back, "Master! The fire came from the backyard!"

Tang Seng asked: "Did the people in the backyard come out?"

Monkey King flew into the air and took a closer look, "I could only hear crying, but no one came out."

Tang Seng thought for a while, "No matter what they think, let's save people first!"

Little White Dragon flew into the air, he opened his mouth and sucked, all the flames were sucked into his mouth.All the fires on the beams and pillars in the backyard were extinguished, leaving only wisps of green smoke exuding the smell of burnt beard.

Tang Seng, Monkey King and others rescued all the people in the house.

Tang Seng supported the coughing female benefactor to sit on a stone bench in the distance, and the female benefactor asked, "Where are my daughters?"

Yang Jian said, "Don't worry, they were all rescued."

When the female benefactor turned her head, she saw Sun Wukong and others helping her daughters out of the burnt house.

The benefactor hugged her three daughters and cried, "My daughters! You are so frightened! If something happens to you, how will you live?"

The three ladies also began to cry, at this time Wu Yun dispersed, and the silvery moonlight shone on the world.The beautiful appearances of the three ladies were displayed in front of Tang Seng and the others, their snow-white faces were stained with tears. Although their clothes and hair were a little messy, they looked even more pitiful with panic.

Tang Seng sighed, this is what people call pear blossoms with rain, so cute!

The female benefactor had cried enough, and took her three daughters to worship Tang Seng: "Thank you, elder, for saving your life. If it weren't for you, my daughters and I would have been burned to death here!"

Tang Seng quickly waved his hand, "It's just a small effort, don't worry about it as a benefactor."

The three ladies thanked Tang Seng and his apprentices, "Thank you, elders."

The voice is delicate and soft, and the bones will be crisp after listening to it.

The female benefactor said to Tang Seng: "Elder Tang, we have nothing to repay you for saving our family, so why not marry my daughters to some of your apprentices!"

Tang Seng: ...Is this Porcelain?Is it Porcelain?We saved you, but you want my disciples to break the precepts and return to secular life, what kind of heart do you have!You are the most naked revenge!

"Female benefactor, I am a monk, and my apprentices are also monks. How can monks get married? Your daughter is so beautiful, and your family is so rich. What kind of good husband can't be found? Why do you have to stare at me?" How many apprentices?"

The female benefactor said sadly: "There is nothing you can do about it! Just now your disciples were helping and hugging. If this spreads, how will my daughters behave?"

Tang Seng can be sure this time, this is definitely Pengci!

He beckoned Sun Wukong and the others to come over, "Come! This is your lifelong event, tell me what you think! If you want to stay, then stay, Master will not force you to stay."

Sha Wujing said: "I follow Master." His words were concise and his attitude was firm.

Zhu Bajie said: "My old pig also wants to follow Master."

Xiao Bailong said: "If I was willing, I would have married Longnu long ago! I don't want to stay here, I want to follow Master!"

In the end, Monkey King said carelessly: "I don't want to get married either, because your daughters have thick waists, short legs, and big fat faces!"

Crowd: ...

The atmosphere became extremely awkward, and Tang Seng gave Sun Wukong a thumbs up in his heart, Brother Monkey!I respect you for being a man!

Tang Seng hates people because he has the confidence. He knows that with his position in the heaven, no one dares to attack him.But Sun Wukong's foundation is shallow, and he will continue to hang out in the West in the future, so it is not good to offend people like this.

So he hurriedly revealed the identities of the bodhisattvas, "Everyone, you are all virtuous gods and bodhisattvas, it's not good to play tricks on us like this? In the middle of the night, you are setting fire and forcing marriages. Do you want to let us go?" Are you sleeping? You pat your ass and leave tomorrow, and you can continue to catch up on sleep when you return to your own place, but we master and apprentice have to hurry!"

Having said this, the benefactor and her daughters can only show their real bodies.

The old mother of Lishan was pretending to be a mother, and the three daughters were Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.

Li Shan's old mother smiled and said: "This play is too boring, you and Yang Jian have already seen through our identities, right?"

Tang Seng said with a smile: "You can't see it just by looking at the magic trick. You have too many flaws, and you have exposed yourself."

Li Shan's old mother didn't believe it, "How is this possible? Don't we look alike?"

"The night is cold and the dew is heavy, I'm going to prepare some supper, let's chat while eating!"

Tang Seng set up a large pot, boiled hot water, and seasoned it with onion, ginger, and garlic.Sun Wukong and others dug out the ingredients from the luggage and threw them into the boiling water pot to cook.

Yang Jian opened a can of mushroom sauce and poured some into everyone's bowl.

When the food in the pot was cooked, Tang Seng called everyone to eat. "The dishes are all cooked, everyone, eat them quickly. It's not convenient for us to bring fresh vegetables and vegetables on the road, so we can only bring as much frozen food as possible. Let's eat as much as we can!"

Li Shan's old mother was still thinking about when she showed her flaws, so she asked Tang Seng, "When did you find out that it was wrong?"

Tang Seng said: "From the very beginning, when you opened the door, you found something was wrong."

Li Shan's old mother didn't believe it, "How is this possible?"

Tang Seng explained to her, "There doesn't seem to be any villages and towns nearby. Such a magnificent house is built in the deep mountains and old forests, so there are problems at first sight."

Yang Jian added: "Ordinary mansions are usually built in cities or villages, so that daily life is convenient enough."

Tang Seng continued: "Also, this kind of high-ranking family usually has servants, and those who open the door are servants. How can the hostess open the door in person?"

Li Shan's old mother nodded suddenly, "I see, it seems that I haven't observed carefully enough."

Tang Seng said: "There are still some small loopholes. For example, this family is all women, so the master will never let six middle-aged men enter the door, for fear of safety! Of course, the one with the most loopholes is recruiting! Recruiting a son-in-law is a big deal. At the very least, you must know the basics. If you rashly betroth your daughter, what if your son-in-law kills your daughter and mother-in-law in turn? You are too eager to recruit relatives!"

Li Shan's old mother sighed: "I thought it was safe! I didn't expect it! My behavior is full of flaws!"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "You are very cautious, but you don't understand mortals like we do."

He turned his head to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said coldly: "Put down the chopsticks! Is it your idea? You deliberately want to see my jokes, and now you dare to eat my food!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled hypocritically: "This is a test for Buddhist scriptures, a trial you must go through."

Tang Seng rolled his eyes at him, "I'll show you some face because there are too many people today, and you'll have to wait for the next time!"

Everyone was chatting and eating steaming hot pot.It wasn't until Tang Seng finished eating all the dishes prepared that the crowd dispersed.

Tang Seng and the others fell asleep for a while, and they didn't wake up until the next day.

Guanyin Bodhisattva and the others have already left, and the magnificent mansion has disappeared.Tang Seng and others packed their luggage and continued to walk west.

The hot pot was delicious that night, and now I have nothing to eat.

Tang Seng and the others were starving and rushed forward, waiting to go to the next village to make up some food.

After walking forward for half a month, everyone finally came to a Taoist temple.

Tang Seng looked at the Taoist temple and exhaled loudly, "Great! I can eat and sleep well today!"

Sun Wukong asked: "Master, this is a Taoist temple. We are monks. Will they entertain us when we come here? Don't give us a good beating, and drive us out!"

Tang Seng said confidently: "Don't worry! I know the person who lives here, and he will always treat us to a vegetarian meal!"

After speaking, he raised his hand to knock on the door.