[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The apprentices are all money-losers who come to collect debts!Tang Seng came to this conclusion.

It is useless to rely on apprentices, you can only rely on yourself.

Sun Wukong and others retreated quickly, and only Tang Seng and Yang Jian were left here.

Tang Seng stood in front of Yang Jian, lowered his head and confessed, "I was wrong..."

Yang Jian asked: "What's wrong?"

Tang Seng: "I shouldn't spread rumors... You are more family-oriented and accommodating to me. I know what to eat, what to do, what to eat is not enough..."

Yang Jian: "What about the future?"

"In the future, I will definitely correct my mistakes and never talk nonsense again."

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Good boy! I'll pretend I didn't hear it today, and next time..." He leaned into Tang Seng's ear and said, "See how I deal with you!"

Yang Jian touched the soft flesh on the back of Tang Seng's neck, and he let him go.

After Yang Jian walked towards Bai Hua Sha, Tang Seng bared his teeth and grinned with his back facing him.

Yang Jian felt something and turned around to look at him.

Tang Seng instantly restrained his expression, and said obediently, "What do you see me doing? I'm reflecting on myself!"

Yang Jian came back with a smile, and whispered in his ear, "Reflection? Who are you lying to? What are you thinking, Monk Hua?"

Tang Seng: I didn't think about anything, the pure Lao Tzu wants to give you a family law!

The master and the master are connecting with each other, while Sun Wukong and others stand aside wisely, neither listening nor watching.

Princess Baihuasha frequently looked at Yang Jian, would the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty help her?How long will they have to negotiate?

Bai Hua shyly took the children out to play, but hadn't come back after a long time, the yellow-robed monster felt a little worried, so he went out to look for it.

There is a large open space on the hillside outside the cave, where the grass is luxuriant, and children love to play there.As soon as the yellow-robed monster walked up the hillside, he saw his two sons tied up with a rag stuffed in their mouths.And Bai Hua knelt down on the blanket beside her in embarrassment.

The yellow robe was so angry that he yelled, "Who dares to bully my wife and children!"

Bai Hua shyly saw him approaching, her face turned pale with fright.Seeing their father coming, the two children yelled vigorously, telling their father to come quickly and support them.

Sun Wukong turned around and shouted: "Master, the monsters are coming!"

Tang Seng and Yang Jian walked over, the monster saw their faces clearly, turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Bai Huaxie and her two children were silent, what happened to the yellow-robed monster/father?

Zhu Bajie asked: "Master, why did he run away?"

Tang Seng perfunctory him, "Maybe it's because you are ugly, you scared him away!"

Zhu Bajie touched his face, and said unconvinced: "He ran away after seeing Master! What does it have to do with me, old pig? That monster has red hair, red eyes, sharp mouth and fangs. Ugly!"

When Tang Seng was talking to Zhu Bajie, Monkey King and Little White Dragon had blocked the yellow-robed monster.

Tang Seng and Yang Jian walked over. Tang Seng saw the appearance of the yellow-robed monster, frowned and asked, "Kui Mulang! Why are you?"

The yellow-robed monster knew that he couldn't hide his affairs, so he sighed, "Mr. Qiao, I still haven't avoided you!"

"Tell me! What's the matter with you?"

Kui Mulang said: "Baihuaxuan was originally a jade girl who served the incense in the Temple of Fragrance. We fell in love with each other when we were in the sky. But the rules of heaven are strict, and she went down to earth and was reborn in Baoxiang Kingdom. I followed the agreement with her and became a demon in the lower realm." , married her."

Hearing this, Tang Seng didn't want to listen anymore.

Thinking of the lower realms, don't say anything in advance if you violate the rules of heaven.The way he reconnected with Baihuaxiu is too strange, isn't it?

Obviously the mana is still there, so I have to be a monster in the lower realm!He even kidnapped Baihua and sent him to Wanzishan, what is he trying to do?To show your heroism?

Also, a god insists on eating people, not only himself, but also his two children. How can a father do this?

Tang Seng felt that Kui Mulang didn't like Baihua to be ashamed at all, he had a grudge against the jade girl of Pixiang Palace, and came down to trouble her on purpose!

Turning around, Tang Seng said to Sha Wujing, "Wujing, take another trip to the sky. Let the Human Resources Department bring people here, and take the Kuimu wolf who violated the rules of heaven to the sky, and ask the Jade Emperor to deal with it."

Sha Wujing hesitated, Tang Seng asked: "What? You don't want to go?"

Sha Wujing said in embarrassment: "Master, it's not that the apprentice doesn't want to go, but the gods in the sky may not want to come down. I just tricked Master Kong Xuan into going down to earth, can the gods in the personnel department still believe my words?"

Tang Seng smiled awkwardly, "Ah! If I had known it would be today, I would take revenge on Kong Xuan later!"

Yang Jian took out a jade card from his pocket and handed it to Sha Wujing, "It is not convenient for Wukong, Bajie, and Xiaobailong to go to the Heavenly Court. Take this jade card and go directly to the Jade Emperor. Remember to bring a few more." Kui Mulang is not easy to deal with alone, don't let him run away."

Sha Wujing took the jade card and went to the Heavenly Court. Kui Mulang knew that he could not escape the sanction of the Heavenly Court, so he did not resist fiercely.

He sat on the ground with his back to Bai Huashu and his two children, and said to Tang Seng, "Minister Qiao, I really envy you."

Tang Seng didn't have much friendship with him, and he didn't agree with his actions.He casually said: "There are many people who envy me. It's normal for you to envy me."

Kui Mulang said: "I don't envy anything else, I only envy you and Yang Jian who can stay together in the heavenly court and depend on each other."

Tang Seng didn't speak, and Kui Mulang continued: "Heaven doesn't allow gods to think of ordinary people. I want to be with my beloved, so I can only descend to the world as a demon, and I end up like this person who is neither human nor ghost..."

Tang Seng turned around and rolled his eyes, Heaven really stopped you from falling in love, but they didn't let you be a monster and eat people!

Tang Seng said: "It's useless to say these things now, someone from the Heavenly Court will come to pick you up soon." He said shamelessly to Bai Hua, "Your husband is leaving soon, if you have anything else to say, tell him now. I'm afraid I won't see you again in the future..."

Bai Hua stood up pale and ashamed, looking at Kui Mulang's back, she felt that her throat was dry and she couldn't say anything.

"Holy Monk, I have nothing to say. Please take our mother and son with you when you go west."

Kui Mulang turned his head and looked at Bai Huasha with red eyes, "You and I have been husband and wife for thirteen years, and now I'm about to go to heaven to be punished, yet you didn't say a word?"

Bai Hua cried in embarrassment: "What do you want me to say? What else can we talk about? In the past 13 years, every day has been a torment for me! Fortunately, God has mercy on me and let me meet the saint from Datang. Monk, otherwise, I don’t know how long I can last!”

Kui Mulang scolded: "You bitch! Back then you seduced me into the world, and I became a goblin because of you. If it wasn't for you, I would still be a star king high above the heavens! How could I be imprisoned to heaven and punished! All these years, you The silk and satin on your body, the pearls and bracelets in your hair, which one was not brought to you by me? You are not satisfied, but thanked outsiders for arresting me!"

With Tang Seng around, Kui Mulang didn't dare to be presumptuous, and Bai Hua felt that he had found a backer, so he vented all the anger he had suffered all these years.

"I just want to thank the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty! You said that I fell in love with you in heaven, why didn't I know about this? All I know is that I am the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom. My father and king only have three daughters, and I still have three daughters. The crown prince of Baoxiang Kingdom! You tied me up and forced me to give birth to two monster children. If I make you unhappy, you will beat and scold me! I should be reciting poems and painting in a magnificent palace, but I was caught in this deep mountain by you and insulted by you!"

Kui Mulang scolded: "Bitch! You have no heart! I will give you what you want in the Boyue Cave. Life is no worse than a princess's. What else are you dissatisfied with?"

Bai Hua flushed with embarrassment, she rushed over, grabbed Kui Mulang by the collar and began to fight, "You ruined my life, and you still want me to be content! I'll kill you! I'm going to kill you!"

When there was a disagreement, Bai Huasha and Kui Mulang started a fight.Monkey King and the others hurriedly stood between the two of them so as not to cause trouble.

Bai Hua is a princess and has never fought before.Today, the emotions that have been suppressed for many years finally got a chance to be released. She learned the skills of scratching people and pulling hair without a teacher.

Kui Mulang is a god, and Sun Wukong and others are afraid that he will kill the princess with a single move, so Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have been controlling Kui Mulang to prevent him from approaching Baihuasha.It's just that they underestimated the power of Baihuashu, and when they finally separated the two, not only did Kui Mulang become full-faced, but even Sun Wukong was accidentally injured, and a handful of hair on his cheek was cut off by Baihuashu's nails. scraped off.

Sun Wukong touched his cheek unhappily, and Zhu Bajie said with lingering fear: "No matter what status a woman is, it's terrible to get angry..."

Tang Seng comforted Bai Huashu, "Princess, calm down. Now is not the time to get angry. Kui Mulang will be punished in heaven. Are you sure you want to take two children with you? They are all half-demons!"

Although the two half-demons didn't understand everything that happened just now, they already understood a little bit what happened.

Bai Hua shyly took off the rag from the children's mouths, "Children, will you follow mother back to Baoxiang Kingdom?"

The two children looked at Bai Huaxie coldly, as if they were looking at a stranger, "You betrayed Dad, we want to be with Dad!"

Bai Huaxiu didn't cry this time, she stood up exhaustedly, turned around and asked Tang Seng, "Holy Monk, since they want to follow father, let's help them?"

Tang Seng nodded. They waited in place for a while, and after another cup of tea, Nezha led his people to Wanzi Mountain.

Yang Jian said: "Junior Nezha, Kui Mulang thinks of going down to the lower realm, occupying the mountain as a demon to hurt people's lives. You take him back! By the way, those two little demons are his sons, you take them to the sky too, and see How can the Jade Emperor be punished!"

Nezha said: "Oh! Kui Mulang is fast enough! The son is born!"

He tied up Kuimu Lang with a fairy rope, and seeing the fine marks on Kui Mulang's face, Nezha said to Tang Seng: "Minister Qiao, why did you accidentally hurt Kui Mulang when you quarreled with Brother Yang! Look at this face makes you scratch!"

Tang Seng was so angry by Nezha, "You prodigal child! Don't spread rumors here, I didn't tickle you! Even if I quarrel, I never tickle anyone!"

Tang Seng's apprentices suddenly looked at each other, and when Tang Seng found out, he became even more angry.

"What do your eyes mean? I don't scratch anyone! Don't listen to Nezha!"

Sun Wukong and the others smiled, with tolerance and consideration written on their faces.

Okay, Master, we really don't believe you can scratch people!hehe!