[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The king of inspiration respectfully asked Tang Seng to leave, but Tang Seng didn't want to leave.

Zhu Bajie spread a thick mat on the ground with winking eyes, and Tang Seng sat cross-legged on the ground.

Inspiration panicked, "Why did you sit down? Why don't you leave?"

Tang Seng sat on the ground and pretended to be stupid, "This king asked strangely, the legs grow on my body. I am tired from standing, of course I have to sit down and rest for a while!"

The King of Inspiration didn't know what to do, he twisted his fingers uneasily with the back of his hand behind him.This is how to do?Letting them go makes you look so useless.But to keep them... He didn't dare!

After thinking for a long time, the king of inspiration threatened Tang Seng, "If you don't leave, I will eat you!" The tone of the speech floated upwards, with trembling sounds.

With this kind of tone, you can scare a child without crying, okay?

Monkey King frowned and clicked his tongue, "You want to eat it! What are you talking about!"

It's better to be eaten than to eat people. When Monkey King roared like this, King Inspiration's legs softened and he sat down on the ground.

Tang Seng and others: ...

How timid!Really cowardly!

Tang Seng thought for a while and asked him kindly, "I think you are a very good monster, why did you come to trouble us?"

The King of Inspiration also knew that he had screwed up his performance. He looked to the left and to the right, but he didn't dare to look at Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong stretched out the golden cudgel in front of his eyes, "My master will give you a chance, so hurry up and say it! Otherwise, I will let you try my wishful golden cudgel!"

The King of Inspiration shivered in fright, his eyes were red and he said, "I...I dare not say..."

Tang Seng handed him a handkerchief and said softly, "Don't be afraid! You haven't done anything bad, and we won't hurt you."

The King of Inspiration still had an expression of wanting to cry, but Tang Seng saw that he was too timid, so he had to change his strategy.He called Sha Wujing and asked him to prepare meals, and the effect of chatting while eating should be better.

Zhu Bajie goes down the river to catch fish, and Xiao Bailong flies back to Chenjiazhuang to buy wine.The monster is quite good at coming, he whispered: "I have food offered by the villagers in my cave, I will go down and bring it to the elders."

Red Boy stopped him, "You don't need to go! What if you escape!" He cupped his hands at Tang Seng, "Master, I'll go down!"

Tang Seng nodded, "Be careful."

The king of inspiration quickly said: "There is no danger in the river. Except for an old turtle, there are no other big monsters. Brother, there are some wonderful things in the cave. Take whatever you like."

Hong Hai'er was really rude when he went to the monster's cave, and he took whatever he liked when he saw it.

Sha Wujing cooked a few vegetarian dishes, washed the pot, and boiled a pot of delicious fish soup.

Tang Seng spread a piece of cloth on the ground, and put the dishes cooked by Drifting Monk and the melons and fruits brought by Hong Boy on it.

"King of inspiration, we are away from home, eating and drinking are relatively simple. Don't be disgusted, and eat with us!"

The king of inspiration felt flattered, "Please, can I eat?"

Although Sha Wujing cooked the food, Tang Seng also helped!Rounding it up, I can actually eat the rice cooked by Tang Seng!

Thinking of this, the King of Inspiration became agitated all of a sudden, he took the fish soup Tang Seng handed him almost devoutly, and took a sip with an excited face.

"Ah! It's delicious!"

Tang Seng and the others were all amused by him. Tang Seng said: "My little apprentice is a lay disciple, and he doesn't need to be a vegetarian. Let him have a drink with you!"

Sha Wujing poured a glass of wine and handed it to King Inspiration, who quickly took it.

Don't look at Sha Wujing who usually doesn't say a word, but he has a lot of eyes.He picked up the glass and touched the king of inspiration, and then drank the wine in the glass without saying a word.The King of Inspiration didn't expect Sha Wujing to be so sincere. He raised his glass and drank it in one gulp.

Sha Wujing poured another cup and another cup for Inspiration King. The meal hadn't been eaten yet, and the two of them had already finished a jar.

After drinking, although the Inspiration King was not drunk, he also relaxed a lot, and his speech became more casual. He even said that there are many little fish spirits in the cave who like him.

The atmosphere was just right, Tang Seng greeted King Inspiration to eat, and asked in a gentle tone: "I think you are a sincere monster, so I will say something straight. We also have a short time to learn scriptures. You are a good monster. You are a good monster near the Tongtian River. The word of mouth is very good. We don’t care about a good monster like you. Usually we are in a hurry and the two sides don’t interfere with each other.”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, King Inspiration secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

Tang Seng suddenly changed his tone, "But!"

The King of Inspiration sat up straight, "What?"

"But I'm really curious! I can see that you don't want to embarrass us, so why do you stop us and not let us go?" Tang Seng emphasized, "I don't mean to settle accounts with you, I really do curious."

It may be that he was too drunk, or it may be that Tang Seng's Huairou strategy has worked.

The king of inspiration held back for a while, and finally whispered: "I can tell you everything, but you must not spread it!"

Tang Seng assured that no one present would talk nonsense.

The King of Inspiration opened another jar of wine and took a few sips from the jar to strengthen himself. "Actually... Guanyin Bodhisattva actually asked me to come here."

Tang Seng sighed in his heart, feeling that it really was so.When was the last time you saw a Bodhisattva?After stopping for such a long time, the Bodhisattva is about to make trouble again.

He is obviously a big boss in the West, but he wants to dig a hole for them every day. Is this really okay?

When confessing, the first sentence is always the most difficult. After opening the mouth, the next words are like opening the gate to release water, and the words are endless!

The king of inspiration hugged the wine jar and began to complain, "I was originally a goldfish in the lotus pond of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva sent me to the lower realm to cause some trouble for the Buddhist scriptures. Of course, I can't say it so straightforwardly, but that's what I mean."

There was an expression of 'you understand' on his face, Tang Seng smiled and agreed, "I understand, I understand!"

"I came to Tongtianhe, and my life was miserable! Elder Tang, I know who you used to be! For a person like you, it's easier to kill me than an ant. I dare not do evil, for fear that you will come and kill me .I dare not run away...I can't go against the Bodhisattva's wishes."

Monkey King said: "You can't find a place to hide in the Tongtian River? Why do you want to help those villagers? Don't you know that big trees attract wind?"

The king of inspiration said: "I don't want to help either! But they are so pitiful, they have worked so hard for a year, and in the end they can't even save any food..."

He held the wine jar and took two more sips, "Oh! I planned to be a bad monster, and when you came, I would help the villagers to accept me, so that I would have completed the task entrusted to me by the Bodhisattva. But when I do bad things, Every time I do half of it, I can’t do it anymore!”

Sha Wujing asked: "For example?"

The king of inspiration thought about it, "There are so many! For example, I asked the people in Chenjiazhuang to worship boys and girls every year, but I couldn't bear to eat those children who didn't understand anything. And it's snowing today! Dongbing ! That's what I did too!"

He lowered his head in embarrassment, "You are walking on it, so I don't know very well. I have cut the ice below several times, and I am afraid that you will kill me every time. Cut through layers..."

Hong Haier said: "No wonder the ice layer is always creaking and creaking, so it was you who chiseled it!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I... I... I won't do it anymore!"

Hong Haier tapped him on the head, "Do you still think about the future? Go ahead and dream!"

The King of Inspiration covered his head and dared not fight back, Tang Seng wanted to laugh seeing him like this.This silly monster is cowardly and stupid.Tell the truth and don't defend yourself.

"Red boy, stop! He has no choice but to stop beating him."

Red Boy stopped, and Tang Seng gave Inspiration King some food and asked him to eat more.

"We are leaving after dinner, what are you going to do? Stay here or go back to the Bodhisattva?"

Inspiration asked with red eyes, "Aren't you going to kill me?"

Tang Seng was speechless, "I'm not a monster killer? Why should I kill you?"

The King of Inspiration burst into tears, "Thank you, Elder, for your generosity! I don't know where I should go. I messed up my errands, and I'm afraid that the Bodhisattva will reprimand me when I go back to South China Sea... But I don't want to stay here either. my home!"

Tang Seng said: "So, you still want to go back to the South China Sea!"

Inspiration wiped away tears and nodded, crying pitifully!

Along the way, Tang Seng and the others met fifty if not a hundred goblins.Most of the goblins are domineering, they just don't care how bad their ability is, as long as I meet you, I will fight head-on!Tang Seng has never seen a crying bag like the King of Inspiration.

"You first...you don't cry, okay?" Tang Seng asked.

Inspiration: "I... hiccup! I want to control... myself too! Hiccup! But I can't stop crying! Woohoo, sorry."

Tang Seng covered his heart, this monster is too timid, he can't help but want to help him!He thought for a while and said to the king of inspiration: "How about this! I will leave you an old cassock. If you want to go back to the South China Sea, you can take the cassock back and show it to Guanyin Bodhisattva. You can tell Bodhisattva, You stopped us, and this cassock is your trophy."

The King of Inspiration shook his head again and again, "I can't beat the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and the Bodhisattva won't believe it! Also... If I follow your words, wouldn't that be deceiving the Bodhisattva?"

Tang Seng began to fool the silly monster, "How can you be deceiving? You really mustered up the courage to stop us! As for the spoils, we didn't say that we won them in a fight! You are the spoils of a wine fight!"

"Scramble for wine?"

Tang Seng grinned: "Yes! Let's drink together, and one of you is against the seven of us. Isn't that a win?"

The king of inspiration nodded dizzily, "It seems to be, it is such a truth..."

"That's right! So you didn't lie to anyone, and even the Bodhisattva won't scold you when you return to the South China Sea."

Inspired happily put away the cassock, "Thank you, I stopped you, and you still help me like this."

Tang Seng patted him on the shoulder, "It's just a small matter, don't take it to heart."

With Tang Monk's cassocks as protection, the inspiration will go back to the South China Sea immediately.Tang Seng and others sent him away, King Inspiration held the old cassock with fringe in both hands, and thanked Tang Seng very solemnly.

"Holy monk! Thank you very much! You are the best, best, and best person I have ever seen! If you have anything to do in the future, just come to me, and I will definitely go through fire and water, and I will not hesitate!"

Tang Seng waved his hand and watched him leave, waiting for the inspiration to go away.Tang Seng whispered to Yang Jian: "This goldfish is too simple, why do I feel so guilty after receiving his good person card?"

Yang Jian said: "What else can it be because you are not a good person!"

Tang Seng: You speak so honestly... This may be the legendary husband.