[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng lifted the table suddenly, and both the queen and the grand master felt baffled.

The Grand Master stood up, frowned and said: "What is the meaning of this, Elder? Our Queen is sincerely married, and you are not willing to return to vulgarity. Why should you block other people's good marriages?"

Tang Seng was about to die of anger!Why?This is my man, he is going to marry again, why can't I care?Don't mess with me!If it weren't for the fact that I'm a monk now and admitting that I'm married is bad for public opinion, I would have put my arms around my man and sworn sovereignty!

The queen ignored Tang Seng, she turned her head and looked at Yang Jian affectionately, "I don't know what to call the elder, but I would like to use the wealth of the country to recruit the elder as my son-in-law. After we get married, you will be the emperor and I will be the queen. Share the glory and wealth."

Tang Seng was so angry that he was going to explode, he poked Yang Jian hard, let you attract bees and butterflies!Let you mess with flowers and grass!

Yang Jian lost his temper by Tang Seng. He grabbed Tang Seng's finger and rejected the queen decisively.

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I'm already married."

The queen frowned, and the grand master's expression was also ugly.

The grand master was unhappy and asked: "Elder, what you said is unclear! Are you a monk? Now that you are married, where is your wife?"

The queen looked at Yang Jian with tears in her eyes, and said with some complaints in her tone, "Elder, if you don't want to, just say so, why make up such a lie to lie to me?"

Tang Seng was so angry that he gritted his teeth, what a scheming queen, she is advancing by retreating!Absolutely retreat to advance!The one crying is just to make Yang Jian take pity on him!

Yang Jian patted Tang Seng on the back to calm him down. "Your Majesty, I am indeed married and have no plans to divorce. As for who my wife is... I don't think I need to tell you."

He stood up and said in a cold voice: "Please put your seal on the customs clearance document, we have to continue on our way."

The grand master was furious, "You unreasonable person, you are so ignorant! My lord is willing to commit himself to marrying you, which is already a great blessing. You don't hesitate to contradict my lord, and none of you will leave today!"

As soon as the grand master finished speaking, a group of female guards rushed up to the hall and surrounded Tang Seng and others.

Tang Seng sighed, he waved his hands at Sun Wukong and others, a gust of wind broke into the palace, dust and dead leaves flew all over the room.Everyone blocked their eyes, and when they opened them again, Tang Seng and Yang Jian had disappeared.

Both Master and Yang Jian disappeared, and Monkey King was furious. He took out a golden cudgel and smashed the floor tiles to pieces.The little white dragons also took out their weapons and pointed at the queen.

The grand master directed the guards to surround Sun Wukong, and she asked in a trembling voice, "What do you want to do? Rebellion?"

Sun Wukong said angrily: "Who cares about your small country! Let me ask you, where did you hide my master?"

The Grand Master was also angry, she pointed at Sun Wukong's nose and scolded angrily: "Nonsense! How could we hide your master in public!"

The queen waved her hand to calm down the grand master, "Elders, the gust of wind just now was strange. Although our Xiliang women's country is different from other places, no one can use the spell of calling wind and rain."

The grand master scolded: "I think you guys are a bit crooked, you must have made that gust of wind just now!"

Xiao Bailong clasped his hands together and saluted the queen. "Your Majesty, to be honest, with the abilities of the few of us, if you want to leave here, you have thousands of horses and horses, and you can't resist it. Since we have called the wind, why don't we just take the opportunity to leave? Why stay here and fight with us?" Are you arguing?"

The queen and the grand master looked at each other, thinking that this made sense.The queen beckoned, and the maid held the customs clearance document.The queen signed the monogram on the blank page, stamped the jade seal, and then handed over the customs clearance document to Monkey King.

"This is the customs clearance document, you take it well. We are all mortals in the hall, and we have no ability to hide your master. You should look elsewhere!"

Monkey King and the others accepted the customs clearance document and stopped entanglement.After they left, the Grand Master asked puzzledly: "Your Majesty, those monks are really rude, why did you let them go?"

The queen sighed: "They are not ordinary people, and we can't keep them if we want to. If we disagree and fight, we will be the losers."

The Grand Master bowed and said, "Your Majesty is still thoughtful. It's just a pity... Several handsome men finally came, but this time they all left."

The queen said sadly: "Maybe it's because of destiny! I don't know where the elder went and whether he is safe or not."

Monkey King and the others left the palace and found a secluded place to hide.

Zhu Bajie groaned and said, "Master is really ungrateful. He was afraid that Master would be snatched away by the queen, so he slipped away first, and threw us aside."

Monkey King kicked his ass, "Go, go! Stop talking nonsense, it's important for us to meet up with Master!"

Sha Wujing said: "Brothers, did you bring that gust of wind?"

Everyone shook their heads, and Sha Wujing asked again: "Then... where should we go to find Master?"

"Uh……"

Monkey King ducked his feet, "Where is the land?"

A graceful woman came out from the ground, knelt down and said a blessing, "What is the great sage doing?"

Xiao Bailong muttered in a low voice, "Wow! Even the land here is a woman!"

Monkey King asked: "Tu Tu, can you see where my master and the others have gone?"

The earth shook his head, "I have never seen Minister Qiao, Sun Dasheng wait a moment, I will go to the local elves to inquire about it."

The ground got into the soil again, and after a while, she came back in a panic.

"Great Sage! The Great Sage is not good! Minister Qiao and Master Yang were captured by monsters!"

Monkey King hurriedly asked: "What monster? Where does the monster live?"

"Not far from the city is the Pipa Cave of Poison Enemy Mountain, where monsters live!"

Monkey King asked the direction clearly, and hurried to Poison Enemy Mountain with a few juniors.Tang Seng has Yang Jian by his side, and Monkey King is not worried about his safety.But the monster snatched the master under his nose, which made Monkey King quite annoyed.

In Pipa Cave, Tang Seng was tied to a pillar, while Yang Jian lay comfortably on the bed.

Tang Seng kicked at Yang Jian, "Hey! Come here and untie me!"

Yang Jian turned his body sideways, propping his head with one hand, "What do you mean by hello? Say something nice to me."

Tang Seng smirked twice, "Sounds good? Go ahead and dream! I still want domestic violence!"

Yang Jian sighed helplessly, "It's not right for you to be like this. It's not my fault that you are too attractive."

Tang Seng rolled his eyes, "Stop talking nonsense! Untie me quickly!"

Yang Jian went down to the ground to untie the rope for him. At this moment, a female monster with heavy make-up and a purple-black dress came in.

She raised the bead curtain, tilted her head and smiled.

"Second elders, the little girl is being polite."

Yang Jian asked: "Who are you? What do you want to do by arresting us?"

"The queen of Xiliang fell in love with the elder, and cried out to marry you. Of course, the little girl will win you over!" The female monster reached out to touch Yang Jian's face, but Tang Seng slapped her hand away.

"Don't touch your hands, you have more self-respect!"

"Hey! Elder Tang is still a strong temper! I like it! Don't be jealous, I like you too! The three of us are together, so we can be a husband and wife for a lifetime, do you think it's okay?"

Tang Seng thought he was hallucinating, "What did you say?"

Yang Jian repeated to him, "She also likes you, let us be her husband-in-law together."

Tang Seng sneered, "You goblin, do you become a sleepy bug?"

The female monster said: "No!"

"It's not sleepy, what kind of spring and autumn dream are you doing!"

Tang Seng raised her leg and kicked over, and the banshee jumped back to avoid Tang Seng's kick, "Humph! You don't have to drink a toast! Today, my old lady will let you see how good I am, and I will let you be my heart. male favorite!"

The banshee twisted her slender waist, and swung her thick and long tail towards Tang Seng. Yang Jian blocked Tang Seng behind him.

"You monster, how dare you!"

At this moment, Sun Wukong and the others finally arrived. With a loud roar, he smashed the stone pillar in the cave with a stick.

There were so many people on Tang Seng's side, and the banshee thought she couldn't beat them, so she breathed out white smoke, and escaped to nowhere by the smoke.

Sun Wukong summoned the divine wind to disperse the smoke, and several disciples ran to Tang Seng's side and asked with concern, "Master, are you alright?"

"Why did the monster catch you? Is it because of the accompanying magic weapon?"

Tang Seng kept his mouth shut and didn't say anything. He was arrested because the monster wanted to raise some bad faces and tell the truth. Where would his majesty be placed?

Yang Jian said: "Don't ask so many questions, the monster hasn't caught it yet!"

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, it's just a female goblin, so many of us still can't catch her? Shigong and master sit down for a while, and we will capture the goblin alive in no time!"

Red Boy stayed by Tang Seng's side, while Monkey King and the others went to catch the demon.

Leaving Master's side, Xiao Bailong began to gossip again, "Brother, do you feel that Master's expression just now is not right?"

Monkey King asked: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Bailong said firmly: "I can assure you, that monster must have something wrong with Master!"

Sun Wukong kicked him, "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and find the monster!"

"Are the little elders looking for me?" The banshee hung on the top of the cave, and said softly, "This white and tender elder is right. I have a good impression of your master. Of course, if you are willing to stay I will share the joy of fish and water with my mistress, and I don't mind my mistress!"

Holding the Seven Star Sword in his hand, Xiao Bailong scolded: "You monster is shameless! Look at the sword!"

The monster flicked its long tail, and the small hook on the tip of the tail was hooked on the little white dragon's wrist.Xiao Bailong let out an ouch, and let go of the long sword.

Monkey King and the others rushed to meet the little white dragon. Unexpectedly, the monster brought a lot of weapons and grew many hands on the left and right. They didn't know what kind of poison was applied to her weapons.

In the end, it was Sun Wukong who caught the scorpion spirit and forced her into his purple gold gourd.

This battle caused headaches and sore feet. Seeing that his apprentices were poisoned, Tang Seng grinned in distress.

"I think it's scorpion poison. Pleiades Star Officer has an antidote, so give this scorpion to him! Master will give you some antidote."

Sun Wukong and the others refused, "Master, what should Xie Zijing do if she tells us that she wants to accept us as a male pet?"

Anyway, we would rather be in pain for a few days than throw embarrassment into the sky!