[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The six-eared macaque snatched the certificate, and the red boy asked Tang Seng: "Master, are you really not going to learn scriptures?"

Tang Seng said: "I'm not going, someone is willing to go for us, why should we suffer all those hardships?"

Hong Haier suggested: "Master, a few hundred miles to the west is Cuiyun Mountain. My mother and I live in the Plantain Cave of Cuiyun Mountain. Since you don't want to learn Buddhist scriptures, why don't you visit my house!"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, "That's a good idea! Speaking of which, I haven't seen my big brother Niu for more than 500 years! When I went to Cuiyun Mountain, I must catch up with him."

Hong Haier smiled dryly, "Uncle, the situation of our family...you don't know much about it. My father doesn't live in Cuiyun Mountain."

Monkey King felt strange, "Don't live in Cuiyun Mountain? Then where does he live?"

Hong Haier forced a smile and said, "This...you will know when you go."

Everyone guessed that there must be something hidden in this, Tang Seng was afraid that Hong Boy would be embarrassed, so he quickly changed the subject, "Since we are going to Cuiyun Mountain as a guest, let's pack our things and let's go! By the way, Hong Boy, what does your mother like? With so many of us going, it’s hard to go empty-handed!”

Hong Haier resolutely forbade Tang Seng to bring gifts, "Master, we monsters don't like those empty gifts! As long as you go, my mother will be happy!"

When Honghaier said this, Tang Seng was not polite to him. He spread his hands and said, "Come on, disciples! The time of freedom has come, and the day of flying is here again! Let us fly into the sky and fly towards Cuiyun Mountain." Set off!"

Sun Wukong and the others clenched their fists! "good!"

Lying leisurely on the clouds, Tang Seng was basking in the sun and blowing the breeze, feeling very happy.

Sun Wukong, who was sitting in front of the cloud, pointed down and said suddenly: "Master, the one in front looks like a six-eared macaque."

Tang Seng sat up abruptly, "Where is it?"

Sun Wukong pointed to the ground for Tang Seng to see, but the distance was too far, Tang Seng squinted his eyes and didn't see the six-eared macaque.

"What is the six-eared macaque doing?" Tang Seng asked.

Sun Wukong curled his lips, "He found a few more monsters, and they turned into the appearance of our brothers and sisters, sitting in the woods and resting!"

Tang Seng yawned, "Wujing! Is there anything to eat in our luggage?"

"Master, there are still some steamed buns."

Hong Haier asked: "Master, are you hungry? Can you bear with it a little longer? We will arrive at Cuiyun Mountain soon, and when we get home, you will have everything you want!"

Tang Seng shook his head, "I'm not hungry, I just think that since the six-eared macaque went to learn Buddhist scriptures instead of us, why not give him the steamed buns!"

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong suddenly regained his spirit.

"Junior Brother Sha, give me the steamed bun."

Sha Wujing wrapped the buns and handed them to Monkey King.Sun Wukong lowered the cloud, landed in front of the six-eared macaque and said proudly: "Hey! Are these all the monsters you found to pretend to be our master and apprentice?"

The six-eared macaque said warily: "What are you doing here? Want to take back the customs clearance documents? Hmph! Let your horses come over and try!"

Sun Wukong shook his head, "Don't judge the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. My master sees you starving in the barren mountains and thinks you are pitiful, so I come down to give you some food!"

Sun Wukong raised his hand and threw the bundle of steamed buns into the arms of the six-eared macaque.

Tang Seng lay sideways on the clouds, his chin resting on one hand, and he was very relaxed.He waved his paw at the six-eared macaque, "Thank you for your hard work, we have finally unloaded the burden, and now we are going to eat, drink and have fun."

Xiao Bailong pretended to sigh and said: "Hey! Compared with you, I feel very ashamed! Speaking of it, we master and apprentice don't have any big ambitions. Now we don't need to learn Buddhist scriptures. We feel very relaxed!"

Zhu Bajie said: "For so many years on the road of learning scriptures, we have also made many mistakes. Master, I have a sore back recently, let's find a place to soak in hot springs!"

Tang Seng said: "That's a good idea! Put a tray on the water, let's soak in the hot spring and drink some cold wine at the same time, that would be beautiful!"

Sun Wukong shouted: "What are you waiting for? Let's go now!" He pretended to be sorry for the six-eared macaque, "It's a pity that you can't go together, learn the scriptures well, and see you again when your meritorious deeds are completed!"

After saying this, Monkey King raised a cloud and flew away with a whoosh.

The six-eared macaque sat on the ground angrily, gnashing its teeth.

The monster pretending to be Tang Seng next to him asked cautiously: "My lord, what exactly do Monkey King and the others want to do here?"

The six-eared macaque dropped the burden in its arms, and said angrily, "What else could be the reason! They are trying to annoy me on purpose!"

Taking a few deep breaths and suppressing the anger in his heart, the six-eared macaque told the little monsters under his command, "Let's not fall for their tricks! Let's speed up our journey to the west, get the scriptures, and correct the result is the most important thing." !"

When the six-eared macaque got angry, Tang Seng and others were in a good mood.

Flying to the Banjiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain, Hong Haier, who hadn't come home for a long time, stood in front of the mountain gate and shouted excitedly: "Mom! I'm back!"

When the girl guarding the door in Banjiao Cave heard that Red Boy had come back, she hurriedly opened the door to welcome him, and another girl rushed inside to report to Princess Iron Fan.

As soon as Honghaier and Tang Seng walked in, Princess Iron Fan greeted them.She hugged the red boy and cried: "My dear boy, you are back, you really want to die."

Hong Haier broke free from his mother's arms, "Mother, let's not talk in a hurry. I'll bring Master and the others back as guests, and let me introduce you first."

Hong Haier introduced Tang Seng and others to Princess Iron Fan, and Princess Iron Fan greeted them warmly, "Please come in, elders, I have heard of your names for a long time, and I finally meet you today! Hong Haier is a bit spoiled by me." Domineering, thank you elders for tolerating him and taking care of him."

As she spoke, she squatted down and bowed to Tang Seng and the others.

Tang Seng clasped his hands together and hurriedly returned the salute, "Princess, you are welcome, Red Boy is very well-behaved and sensible."

Which mother doesn't like to hear others praise their children?Hearing Tang Seng praise the red boy, Princess Iron Fan laughed like a flower.She ordered the maids in the cave to set up a banquet quickly so as to entertain Tang Seng and others.

At the banquet, except for Yang Jian and Sha Wujing who can drink and eat meat, Monkey King and the others still abide by the rules.

Princess Iron Fan asked Sun Wukong, "Uncle Sun, don't you stop learning Buddhist scriptures? Why do you still eat vegetarian food instead of meat?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "It's one thing not to learn Buddhist scriptures, but it's another thing to become a monk. Unless the master becomes a layman, I'm still a monk."

Princess Iron Fan smiled and said, "Elder Tang, Uncle Sun, I'm a woman with no knowledge. Let me tell you the truth, don't laugh at me."

Tang Seng said with a smile: "The princess just speaks directly."

Princess Iron Fan said bluntly: "Let me see! Whether it is to be a fairy or a Bodhisattva, after all, being a monster is the most enjoyable. You are all capable people. Since you don't learn from the scriptures, you can just occupy the mountain and become king. Live your own happy life! With everyone's abilities, it is not difficult to dominate the demon world!"

Tang Seng laughed when he heard this, "What the princess said is also reasonable, but occupying the mountain as king is not suitable for me. After I finish my mortal life, I have to go back to heaven! There are indeed many rules and regulations in the heavenly court. Time is not as free as staying in the mortal world. But there must be someone to do the affairs of the heavens! Otherwise, wouldn’t the Three Realms be in chaos?”

Although she doesn't agree with Tang Seng's choice, Princess Iron Fan still admires him.She picked up the wine glass and said to Tang Seng: "Elder, I admire you! Come! Let's have a drink together! Don't worry, the wine is made from grain, and it's vegetarian. Drinking it won't break the precept!"

Tang Seng: What you said is so reasonable, I was almost fooled by you.

Tang Seng refused to drink, and finally Yang Jian had a few drinks with Princess Iron Fan on his behalf.

Maybe it was because his son was happy to come back, or maybe he drank too much wine. Princess Iron Fan drank a few more glasses and soon became drunk.

The drunk Princess Iron Fan also talked a lot. She patted the table and began to scold the Bull Demon King, "Uncle Sun, you were blind when you swore to the Bull Demon King! That coward, he is not worthy to carry your shoes!"

Red Boy smiled awkwardly at Tang Seng and the others. He held Princess Iron Fan's arm and advised her to go back and rest. "Mom, you're drunk, baby, let's take you back to sleep!"

Princess Iron Fan shook off Hong Hai'er's hand, "Why sleep! I'm not sleepy! I'm not drunk either!"

Holding the wine jar, she took a few sips of wine, and then cried while hugging the jar.

"Your father is gone, and you are gone, and I am the only one left in the family..."

Hong Haier hurriedly coaxed her, "Mom, since you don't want me, I will stay by your side from now on and I won't go anywhere!"

"Then how can it work... You are a boy, you will be the one to start a family in the future, and you will always be with your mother, so what good will you do! Be good! Follow Tang Sanzang and your uncle to study hard! Build a good relationship with them , your future can’t be wrong!” Princess Iron Fan hiccupped, “If it wasn’t for your future, I wouldn’t let you follow Monkey King! He can become a brother with your father, which shows that he is not very good thing!"

Princess Iron Fan was drunk, talking nonsense.Hong Haier was extremely embarrassed, he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Tang Seng and the others, he was afraid that Tang Seng would think that his motives for approaching them were impure.

Tang Seng said: "Take your mother back to rest! She is drunk, and what she says can't be taken seriously."

Tang Seng walked down the steps for Hong Haier, and Hong Haier nodded gratefully to Tang Seng. He carefully supported Princess Iron Fan and sent her back to her bedroom to rest.

After the iron fan princess was settled, Hong Haier returned to the banquet and told Tang Seng and others about the Bull Demon King.

"There is a Long Live Fox King in Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain. After his death, he left a daughter and a huge family business. A few years ago, my father and king abandoned my mother and went to Jilei Mountain to be his son-in-law. Since then Never came back."

Sun Wukong said: "This big brother Niu is too outrageous, let's live a good life, but he must be a door-to-door son-in-law! Is it easy to get in the door?"

Hong Hai'er said: "The jade-faced fox has low mana, she can't keep her family business, so she can only turn to others for help. My royal father took a fancy to her property, and even fell in love with the connections left by the Long Live Fox King. Others said I My father was obsessed with sex, but both my mother and I knew that he was going to be a door-to-door son-in-law to expand his power."

Zhu Bajie said: "Hey! Woman! Since she understands the truth, then she will support Lao Niu! Anyway, no matter how you count, she is the wife of the main house, and that fox can only be regarded as a concubine!"

Tang Seng was a little surprised, "I always thought that Bajie was a lover, but I didn't expect you to say such a thing! If you can share it with others, is it still a lover?"

The red boy was listless, with a rare listless expression.Tang Seng sighed inwardly and called everyone to rest.

When Tang Seng and Yang Jian went to the guest room, Monkey King and the others entered Tang Seng's room with the red boy on their backs.

"Master, Red Boy is very depressed! What should we do to help him?" Sun Wukong asked.

Tang Seng sighed, "I know you feel sorry for your nephew, but do you remember? Husband and wife fight with dogs and ignore it. In the final analysis, this is the matter of Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King. In fact, Red Boy can't get involved."

Sun Wukong and the others didn't believe it, "How could Honghaier not be able to intervene? He is their son! They only have one child, Honghaier. Doesn't the Bull Demon King consider Honghaier's feelings?"

Yang Jian said: "The Bull Demon King has lived for so long, and he is also a well-known big demon in the demon world. Wouldn't he consider gains and losses before making a decision? After all, it is the Bull Demon King's decision, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Bailong still felt wronged for Hong Boy, he said angrily: "Master and Shigong don't care! You don't care, we care!"

Tang Seng nodded, "You can take care of it, but you must ask Hong Boy's opinion, and you can't hide things from him. Also! If something happens, I don't care about you!"

Sun Wukong and others agreed without hesitation, and they discussed it with Honghaier.Of course, Red Boy hoped that the Bull Demon King would return to the family. After thinking about it, they simply took advantage of Tang Seng's visit to let the Bull Demon King come back to entertain the guests.

Red Boy immediately wrote a letter and sent it to the Bull Demon King. The next morning, the Bull Demon King rode his horse back to the Banana Cave.

Seeing Tang Seng, the Bull Demon King said in surprise: "Oh! Oh! Elder Tang is here, I am late, I am rude, I am rude!"

Seeing Monkey King, the Bull Demon King stretched out his arms and hugged him tightly, "Brother! We finally meet again!"

Seeing Yang Jian and the others, the Bull Demon King boasted fiercely.

Princess Iron Fan is also awake, but she has a headache from a hangover.When she saw the Bull Demon King come back, she said in a bad tone, "What are you doing back? Could it be that Jilei Mountain can't recruit you?"

The Bull Demon King laughed and said: "Madam! Elder Tang and the others are here, you should have notified me! If the child hadn't sent me a letter, I wouldn't have known about it!"

Princess Iron Fan glared at Hong Boy, "I knew it was your father!"

Honghaier laughed foolishly twice, as long as it can ease the conflict between his parents and bring their family back to peace, he doesn't mind being scolded by his mother.

Just as everyone was about to enter the cave, they heard a woman shouting delicately in the distance: "My lord! Wait for me!"

A beautiful woman in white gauze hurriedly chased after her. The Bull Demon King was surprised to see her, "Beauty, why are you here?"

The beautiful woman grabbed the Bull Demon King's collar and acted coquettishly, "Your Majesty! How can you miss me when entertaining distinguished guests? You should bring me along!"

Princess Iron Fan sneered, "You are not welcome here! Hurry up! The guests don't need you to entertain me!"

The jade-faced fox smiled and said: "This is the home of the king, I will go wherever the king goes! If you feel uncomfortable... then I will not leave either!"

Swords were on the verge of breaking out in front of the Basho Cave, and Tang Seng sighed in his heart: "Help, help, what's the name of this gang?"The conflict did not ease, but a Shura field was opened at the door of the house!