[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Kong Xuan took the golden cymbal and bag and was about to leave, how could Huang Mei let him go like this?This is the magic weapon given to him by the Buddha. If he loses it, how can he explain to the Buddha!

Huang Mei yelled: "Little ones! Close the cave door tightly and don't let them go!" He jumped off the lotus seat, and smashed at Kong Xuan fiercely with a mace in his hand!

Kong Xuan took a step back, raised his foot and kicked Huangmei to the wall.

Tang Seng said: "Your surname is Lu! Don't be arrogant! Quickly return the magic weapon to others, and return my great apprentice to me!"

Xiaobailong and the others surrounded Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light with weapons, "Bring back our senior brother!"

Kong Xuan said with a smile: "Your senior brother can return it to you, but the magic weapon? Impossible!"

Huang Mei couldn't take it anymore when he heard this, he grabbed the mace and rushed forward again.

Tang Seng said to Xiao Bailong and the others: "Hurry up and help!"

The little white dragons also rushed up, and the Holy Mother of Golden Light conjured up a gleaming sword. With a wave of her hand, the little white dragons and their weapons were sucked into the sword.The Holy Mother of Golden Light slapped them back, and then kicked up, stepping on the faces of Xiao Bailong and the others one by one.

With Our Lady of Golden Light blocking Xiaobailong and the others, Kong Xuan can concentrate on dealing with Huangmei.Huang Mei's moves were considered exquisite, but in front of Kong Xuan, these exquisite moves became nothing worth mentioning.He stretched out his hand to hold the mace, and squeezed it hard to shatter the mace.

Huang Mei was holding the handle of the mace in a daze, Kong Xuan sneered, "You dare to show off in front of me with your meager skills, you are beyond your control!"

Kong Xuan stretched out his hand to pinch Huangmei's throat, and Tang Seng ran over to persuade him, "Mr. Lu, he is the boy of Maitreya Buddha. Even if you don't care about our friendship, please think about who his master is!"

Kong Xuan let go of his palm, and Huang Mei sat on the ground weakly.Kong Xuan said to him: "For Maitreya Buddha's sake, I will spare your life."

Tang Seng lifted Huang Mei up, and Kong Xuan greeted the Holy Mother of Golden Light and left.

Huang Mei covered his neck and leaned against Tang Seng. Tang Seng sighed: "Let's go! I'll help you to rest."

Huangmei sat on the lotus pedestal with a gray face. The magic weapon was lost, and the Buddha would definitely blame him.

Tang Seng sighed: "Huangmei, my apprentice is still locked in the golden cymbal. I'm going to rescue him, so I bid farewell."

Huang Mei's eyes lit up, "You are going to find those two people! Can you bring me back the golden cymbal and the race bag? I will be very grateful!"

Tang Seng was speechless, "If I can beat him, can I watch my apprentice get beaten?"

The light in Huang Mei's eyes dimmed, "Okay...you can go if you want! But I still want to advise you, without a spell, no one can break open the golden cymbal, and I'm afraid your apprentice won't be able to come back."

This is a troublesome matter. Tang Seng thought for a while and said: "Whether I can get my apprentice back is my business. If you don't want to go find that surnamed Lu together, I won't force you."

Leaving the temple built by monsters, Hong Haier asked worriedly: "Master! My old uncle won't be locked up in the golden cymbal for the rest of his life, right?"

Tang Seng patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, Master won't let your old uncle have any accident."

In order to speed up and catch up with Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light, the little white dragon turned into a white horse, Tang Seng rode on it, and the others ran behind.They ran all the way out of the boundary of the mountain, and only then did they see the shadows of Kong Xuan and the others.

Reining in his horse and stopping in front of Kong Xuan, Kong Xuan set up a barrier, and Tang Seng then spoke to them in peace.

"Can you open the golden cymbal? My apprentice is still locked inside!"

Kong Xuanchong waved from behind, and Monkey King came out from behind the bushes.Kong Xuan said proudly: "I have seen more magic weapons than you have eaten rice. How can such a small golden cymbal stop me?"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light said: "Kong Xuan forcibly erased the imprint left by Maitreya Buddha on the magic treasure. I think the owner of the golden cymbal will soon come after him."

Tang Seng said: "Then why are you chatting! You two hurry up and go with your things!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light asked: "If Maitreya Buddha came after him, how would you explain to him?"

"What's so difficult about this, I just ask three questions and don't know what to do. Stop talking nonsense and take the magic weapon away! Even if Buddha Maitreya knows that you took the magic weapon, it's not convenient for him to go to the heaven to find what you want. After three to five years, you have refined the magic weapon and changed its shape, who knows who the original owner of the magic weapon is?"

Kong Xuan pointed to Tang Seng and said, "You man! You've grown all your bad intentions!"

Tang Seng said: "If you think I'm bad, you can bring the magic weapon! I have so many apprentices! Who can I give to?"

Kong Xuan clutched the talisman and took two steps back, "What I brushed is mine!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light said: "Maitreya Buddha will come to you later, you don't have to hide it for us. I just took his things, and he wants to get them back, just come to me!"

Tang Seng gave a thumbs up, "Sister! You really are the most domineering one!"

Time was running out, Kong Xuan and Our Lady of Golden Light left in a hurry.

Tang Seng smiled and waved his hands towards the sky, "Ah! These two annoying spirits are finally gone!"

Monkey King asked in shock: "Master! Did you use two magic weapons to send them away on purpose?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "Yes! Otherwise, your master, would I be able to do such a thing that benefits others but not ourselves?"

Xiao Bailong shook his head and changed from a normal horse back to a human form, "Master! You are too treacherous! Since when did you plan on this matter?"

Tang Seng sat on the ground and said with a smile: "I also had a whim. When Kong Xuan brushed away the magic weapon, I was still thinking about sharing the spoils with them. When I just ran out, I thought, no accident, you will all be together in the future." If you want to stay in the west, it is not good to offend Maitreya Buddha. If I take the magic weapon and Maitreya Buddha chases after me, I will return the magic weapon to him for your sake."

He sighed contentedly, "I don't want to offend anyone, and I can take advantage of this matter to send the two uncles away. This can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone!"

Zhu Bajie held his stomach and moaned, "Master, you have offended Guanyin Bodhisattva thoroughly, so what's the point of offending one more Maitreya Buddha?"

Sha Wujing said: "Brother, what you said is wrong. Guanyin Bodhisattva always tricks us. He is ashamed of Master. Holding the Bodhisattva's purple golden bell is nothing. But Maitreya Buddha is different. Ah! He told the boy to arrange a place for us to live in. If the boy hadn't been naughty, we wouldn't have thought of magic weapons."

Zhu Bajie nodded, and smiled obsequiously at Tang Seng: "So it's like this, it's because Master is understanding."

Tang Seng pointed to his nose and smiled helplessly. Sun Wukong looked up at the sky and said, "Master, Maitreya Buddha has arrived."

Maitreya Buddha fell to the ground and asked cheerfully: "Tang Seng, we have been friends for many years, so I will ask directly. Where are my golden cymbals and human race bags?"

Tang Seng stood up straight, without stopping to breathe, and crackled the nonsense he had made up. "The treasures were taken away. Those two people were a man and a woman, both surnamed Lu, one named Lu Chunzhi and the other named Lu Chunjiang."

Maitreya Buddha: I even made up the name...

"The man's name must be Lu Chunjiang?"

Tang Seng shook his head obediently, "The two are brothers and sisters, the elder brother is called Lu Chunzhi, and the younger sister is called Lu Chunjiang."

Maitreya smiled helplessly, "Do you think I look like a three-year-old child? Why don't you tell the truth?"

Tang Seng no longer pretended to be obedient, he put his arms around Maitreya Buddha's neck and patted his belly with a smile, "Why do you ask so clearly? What do you not know about the heavens and the earth? You know where the baby is, you know best in your heart. Don't worry about it anymore." Ask me, I don’t even know.”

Maitreya Buddha sighed: "Okay! Okay!" He shook his sleeves and threw the yellow eyebrows out of the sleeves.The yellow eyebrows have changed from a handsome man back to a childish one. Maitreya Buddha said: "Look carefully, this is the thickest, most sinister and cunning Minister Qiao Yuqiao in the Three Realms. You will have to detour when you see him in the future." Go, or you will lose all your pants."

Huang Mei turned into a child. He looked at Tang Seng with a bulging face, as if he was asking questions silently.

Looking at Zhengtai's yellow eyebrows, the thick-skinned Tang Seng rarely felt a little embarrassed.He muttered dissatisfiedly: "Hey! How can you spread rumors like an old monk? I'm not interested in his pants!"

Maitreya Buddha chuckled twice, "You can say whatever you want! I want to go to heaven to see if the two... Lu brothers and sisters can return the things to me."

Tang Seng handed over the relics obtained from offering sacrifices to the Sai Kingdom to Maitreya Buddha, and explained the cause and effect clearly. Tang Seng waved to him happily, "You should go quickly! I wish you good luck!"

Maitreya left with the boy with yellow eyebrows, Tang Seng sighed, "They are all gone, we are clean. Come! Let's go back."

Zhu Bajie complained, "Master, why are you going back! I'm tired from running!"

Tang Seng said: "The monster's temple has food, drink, and a place to live. Let's go to live for two days. It would be better if he has new clothes or something. My clothes were scratched in the thorn bushes. If I have new clothes, I throw away the old ones."

Yang Jian smiled and said, "You really... can't take any advantage."

After staying in Huangmei's temple for a few days, Tang Seng rolled up a few robes before leaving.

Everyone walked west for a few more months. At this time, everything recovered and spring flowers bloomed.Enjoying the spring scenery all the way, Tang Seng and others came to a village.

Sun Wukong was the first to explore the road. He entered the village. The farmer who had just come back from the field saw him and immediately raised his hoe and shouted: "monster!"

His voice called all the men, women and children in the village over. Seeing a group of villagers trembling with hoes and sickles, Tang Seng hurried over to explain.

"Everyone misunderstood. This is my big apprentice. He looks like this. He is not a monster."

The villagers put down their hoes slowly, and someone said, "You look like a man, you don't look bad."

Tang Seng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Thank you, I'll take it as your compliment that I look good."

A villager asked: "Elder! I see that your apprentice looks brave. Do you know how to eliminate demons?"

Sun Wukong said: "Your grandpa will catch monsters right after he was born! Are there any monsters here? Tell me quickly, your grandpa will be the master for you!"

Zhu Bajie squeezed over and said, "Eldest senior brother likes to take matters into his own hands! What kind of demon are you chasing! Hurry up and find a place to eat and sleep to be serious, I'm already hungry!"

The villagers greeted Tang Seng and they entered the village chief's house. "Elders, please come in. The hot soup and rice will be served immediately. Please come in and sit down for a while."

As soon as they entered the house and sat down, before they could tell what kind of monster they encountered in the village, the sky outside suddenly became dark, and the windows were almost broken by gusts of evil wind.

The village head shouted: "It's terrible! The monster is coming!"

Monkey King greeted him, and took Little White Dragon and Red Boy outside.There was the sound of ping-pong-pong fighting outside, and after a while, there was a wonderful smell of burnt outside, and Hong Haier happily ran in holding a piece of meat.

"Master! That monster turned out to be a snake spirit, and I burned her to death! Master, smell the snake meat is really delicious!"

Tang's monk: You unlucky boy, why do you eat everything!