[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hearing Sun Wukong's whisper, Tang Seng's eyes lit up.When the Taoist priest came back and asked them about their origins, Tang Seng had already made up nonsense.

"We are monks who have traveled around, and these few who have not become monks are lay disciples. It is said that reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles, we want to travel around and gain insights."

Tang Seng didn't dare to say that he was a monk who learned Buddhist scriptures. To put it bluntly, they are very famous now, what if the monsters are frightened by their reputation.

The Taoist didn't suspect anything either, he greeted Tang Seng and the others to have a vegetarian meal, and then asked the boy to lead them to the back guest room to rest.

After entering the guest room, Tang Seng excitedly asked Monkey King, "Tell me, what did you see?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master found something wrong, let me go to the back to take a look. I didn't expect that this Taoist priest looks serious, and there are seven girls in the backyard!"

When Zhu Bajie heard that there was a girl, Zhu Bajie became excited all of a sudden, "What? Girl? Seven more! The old Taoist is very lucky!"

Sun Wukong pulled his ear, "Go! Yanfu is not yours, why are you so excited!"

Tang Seng pulled Zhu Bajie aside, "Go on, Wukong! Are those little beauties trying to kill me?"

Tang Seng was very excited, Yang Jian pushed him on the chair and let him listen at ease.

Sun Wukong said: "The seven women are all monsters, and they are brothers and sisters with the Lord. When I went to the backyard, the seven female fairies were begging the Lord! They wanted to eat Master, but the Lord didn't want to, but Several of his junior sisters begged for a few words, and he agreed."

Hong Haier asked excitedly: "Uncle! Do you know how they plan to eat us?"

"I don't know, the temple master only said not to dirty his Taoist temple, and the female fairy didn't say how to eat it."

Tang Seng rubbed his hands happily, "We didn't do anything while eating and drinking tea, which means they plan to do it while sleeping! Don't waste yourself here, go back to sleep quickly. Wait for the monsters to come and eat us!"

The apprentices all went back to the bedroom, and Tang Seng tossed and turned on the bed, so excited that he couldn't sleep.

Yang Jian lay beside him with his eyes closed, "Don't move, go to sleep!"

Tang Seng stared at the roof, "I'm so excited, I can't sleep!"

Yang Jian opened his eyes and hugged Tang Seng into his arms and kissed him, "Since you can't sleep, then let's do something bad."

Tang Seng blushed, "...No, I'm a monk now, I can't break the precepts."

Yang Jian sneered, "The monk can't lie yet! What about you? You are a little liar. What's the point of breaking a precept? Besides, there are so many fairies who fell in love with you along the way, holy monk, I also Come throw yourself in your arms, would you like to?"

Yang Jian's voice was low and hoarse, and when he said such provocative words with a smile, the hairs on the back of Tang Seng's neck stood on end.

However, brother Yudi was still very determined. After thinking about it, he still rejected Yang Jian's male temptation. "No! I have to keep my virginity. Seeing that it's time to go to the west, if I break the precept now, wouldn't that be a failure? Why don't we sleep together when I was eighteen! In that case, I didn't waste so many years my youth!"

Yang Jian leaned closer and asked, "Are you sure you don't want it?"

Tang Seng quickly put the quilt on Yang Jian's head, "Sleep! Go to sleep! Don't tempt me! I sleep too, I am a holy monk!"

Putting on the quilt and turning over, Tang Seng muttered in a low voice: "I am a holy monk, I am a holy monk, I am a holy monk."

After chanting for a while, Tang Seng slowly fell asleep. Yang Jian pulled off the quilt covering his face, leaned on his chin and smiled at Tang Seng.

Yang Jian kept watch at night, and Tang Seng slept soundly.In another hour, it will be dawn, when a wisp of green smoke floats in from the crack of the door.Yang Jian covered Tang Seng's mouth and nose, picked him up and rolled him up into a roll with the quilt.

Tang Seng was already awake, he opened his eyes, and Yang Jian pressed his index finger on his lips to keep him silent.The door of the guest room opened quietly, and Yang Jian disappeared into the guest room with Tang Seng in his arms.

A black spider got in through the crack of the door. Although it was small, it crawled fast.Climbing onto the bed along the foot of the bed, the two fat sheep that were lying on the bed disappeared.

The spider changed back into a human form, and hurried to the next door to find his eldest sister.

"Sister, the two fat sheep on my side have run away!"

The woman in purple frowned, "My side also ran away."

A banshee also ran out from the next room, "Sister, our fat sheep has also escaped!"

The girl in purple said: "Not good! They found out! Hurry up!"

The seven banshees flew towards the main entrance, and just as they reached the open space in front of the main hall, an iron ball slammed down slowly.

The girl in purple sneered, she stretched out her right hand, and grasped in mid-air with her white fingers, the iron ball exploded with a bang, and lumps of mud fell down like rain.

No matter how fast you hide, you will inevitably get dirty on your body.The seven banshees shrieked, "Ah! What is this!"

"It stinks! What is it!"

Tang Seng was secretly laughing under the quilt. He was also lucky. He met female fairies. After all, they love to be clean.If you meet those male monsters who don't pay attention, maybe the effect will not be so good.

The female goblins panicked for a while, and the purple-clothed woman barely wiped off the mud on her face. She scolded her sisters, "Stop screaming! We are careless, those monks must still be around! Be careful, hurry up and put them away!" Find them all!"

The seven banshees stood together, looked around vigilantly, and moved forward bit by bit.Red Boy was lying on the roof of the main hall, showing a small head. With a wave of his small hand, another iron ball was thrown over.

The banshees didn't dare to break the iron ball again. The banshee who was close reached out to catch the iron ball, and there was another bang, and the iron ball exploded again.The banshee who caught the iron ball was blown up with mud all over her head and hands.

The banshee closed her eyes and screamed: "Ah—sisters, hurry up! Help me!"

It's a pity that it's useless for her to scream loudly, her sisters have no energy to take care of her.The iron ball thrown by Honghaier was like a signal, and Monkey King and the others shot one after another.

No matter whether the banshees stretched out their hands to block it, or hit the iron ball with their weapons, the mud in the iron ball would burst out.The smelly mud fell like rain, and the banshees screamed and hid in the main hall.

There was such a big commotion in front, the temple master woke up early, he put on his clothes indiscriminately, and called his junior sisters to hide in the main hall.

The seven banshees entered the main hall in embarrassment and closed the door.Throwing two iron balls hit the door, Tang Seng waved his hands to stop the disciples.

The temple master said angrily: "Look at you, you can't even take care of a few traveling monks, what else can you do?"

The banshees burst into tears, and the purple clothes on the girl's body could no longer be seen in purple. She tugged on the Taoist priest's sleeve and cried, "Senior brother! Those monks bullied us, you have to make the decision for the junior sisters!" ah!"

The Taoist covered his nose, and avoided the purple-clothed woman's hand in disgust, "Okay! Got it! I'm covered in filth, what a shame!"

The banshee also loves beauty and cleanliness, but being rejected by her senior, the girl in purple took two steps back in embarrassment and indignation.

The Taoist priest adjusted his robes, "You wait here first, after I clean up those monks, you wash up and wash the floor of my main hall."

The Taoist priest was much more powerful than his junior sisters. He stood at the door, his eyes flashed yellow twice. "A few are lying at the gate of the mountain, I'll go over and have a look."

The Taoist said he was going to the mountain gate, but he jumped up and headed straight for Honghaier.

Red Boy is so clever, he has been watching the Taoist priest, and seeing that the Taoist priest is coming to catch him, he flies up and throws down a copper ball.

The Taoist also saw it just now. He knew that there was only some mud in the ball, so he didn't take the copper ball seriously.He swung his sleeve and slapped the copper ball away, but he didn't want the copper ball to explode, and the mud inside was mixed with blue flames and suddenly burned.

Hong Haier laughed and said, "How is it? Doesn't my lord's stink bomb smell better when it's roasted?"

Faced with the red boy's provocation, the temple master was so angry that his head was smoking. He tore off the silk belt around his waist, and took off his outer robe to reveal his strong chest.

Hong Haier felt strange, "Huh? Why are you taking off your clothes? Can you beat me by taking off your clothes?"

Seeing the Taoist priest stop after taking off his shirt, the red boy said meanly: "You can't do this! If you want to beat me, you must at least take off your pants!"

The Taoist raised his hands, and thousands of eyes were born under his armpits, all emitting golden light.Monkey King jumped out and hugged Red Boy into his arms, protecting him from the golden light.

Tang Seng, who was guarding outside, did not expect the monster to have this ability, and the golden light covered a radius of more than ten miles.Even Tang Seng and the others were trapped in the golden light and could not move.

The seven female monsters who stayed in the main hall were proud of themselves.The female goblins who had already tidied up and changed their clothes excitedly walked out of the main hall. They came from the same sect as the master Taoist and could walk freely in the golden light.Pulling off the top, revealing a white and slender waist, silvery white filaments spewed out from the navel, binding Tang Seng and the others into a huge silkworm chrysalis.

Dragging Tang Seng and the others back to the front yard, the woman in purple looked down at Tang Seng and sneered, "Do you still have that kind of iron ball? I'll see how you throw it!"

Tang Seng: "Uh... If you strongly request, I can forcefully throw one for you."

Red Boy opened his mouth and spat out, and the red flames burned off the spider silk wrapped around Tang Seng and the others.The purple-clothed girl got close, Tang Seng raised his hand and threw the iron ball, and the iron ball stuck to the purple-clothed girl's face.With a bang, the iron ball exploded, and none of the mud inside was wasted, and all of it stuck to the face of the purple-clothed woman.

Opening her mouth to spit out mud, the purple-clothed woman screamed, "You smelly monk, I'm going to tear your corpse to pieces!"

On the other side, Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong pinned down the Taoist priest as soon as the spider silk was burnt.The two of them lifted the monster's arm, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing opened the iron ball, and stuck two lumps of mud under the Taoist's armpit.

Red Boy jumped up and laughed loudly, "Hahaha! So what if you have a thousand eyes? Close your eyes and see what you can do!"

Tang Seng and his apprentices threw all kinds of copper and iron balls at the monster, and they finished throwing them in a short while.The last copper ball was left, and Xiao Bailong shouted: "There is one last copper ball left, let you see it very well!"

With a snap, the copper ball hit the Taoist priest's head, mud covered the Taoist priest's face.Tang Seng asked: "There are small magic spells in the copper balls, right? Why is there no movement?"

Xiao Bailong scratched his head, "I didn't do this, and I don't know why..."

Before he finished speaking, a small tornado rose from the ground, and Yang Jian shouted: "No! Run! Who put this tornado inside!"

Yang Jian hugged Tang Seng and slipped away first, Sun Wukong was a few steps behind, they were caught by the monsters, and together they were ups and downs in the tornado.

Tang Seng let out a long sigh of relief after escaping from the range of the tornado.When the tornado failed, Sun Wukong and the monsters all fell to the ground from midair.

Stirred in the wind for a long time, the monsters felt uncomfortable, but Monkey King and the others also became clay figurines.

Looking at the dirty apprentice, Tang Seng thought to himself, I am so cruel and ruthless!These apprentices are too old, I want to get some new ones.