[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you
Chapter 23 Lotus Lantern 23
The Three Holy Mothers were flipping through a collection of poems in Xueying Palace. There was a cup of fragrant tea in front of the table, and the aroma of the fairy grass Ganoderma lucidum floated in the air.
Suddenly, the sky outside gradually darkened.The Three Virgins put down the collection of poems and walked to the window. The sky was dark and the wind was dancing wildly.She sighed, "I don't know where the wicked evildoers have attracted so many heavenly soldiers and generals."
Standing in front of the window and watching, she gradually realized that something was not quite right, because all the heavenly soldiers and generals had come to Mount Hua.
Why didn't she know when a monstrous evildoer appeared in Huashan?
A talisman flew into Xueying Palace, and a clear male voice came out, "Third Holy Mother, I am Nezha, my father Wang Li Jing has brought people to arrest you, you should quickly think of a way!"
When Nezha's news was over, the talisman was immediately reduced to ashes.People have already blocked the door of the house, what else can she think of now?
Sanshengmu quickly took out the concentric mirror and asked Erlang God for help.
"Second brother! Li Jing brought the heavenly soldiers to arrest me, come to Huashan quickly."
God Erlang frowned when he heard this, and was just about to ask what was going on, when Sanshengmu stopped.
As soon as the Three Holy Mothers used the concentric mirror to spread the news, Nezha led someone to lift the roof of Xueying Palace, and stabbed him with a sharp gun. The Third Holy Mother had to put away the concentric mirror, and beckoned to call the Lotus Lantern to stand in front of him. .
"Third Prince! You brought the Heavenly Soldiers and the Heavenly General to kill me for no reason. What are you going to do?"
Nezha said: "Third Holy Mother, quickly follow me to heaven, don't resist, or don't blame me for being rough!"
The Three Holy Mothers said angrily: "There must be a reason for arresting me and going to heaven. Whose order and order did you take!"
Li Jing's figure flashed in the clouds, and he said: "Third Holy Mother, you have cheated on mortals and given birth to a child. Your crime is unforgivable. Follow me to heaven, or you will be shot!"
The Three Holy Mothers said coldly: "It's nonsense! I am the Holy Mother of Huayue who was proclaimed by the Jade Emperor. I have been dedicated to my duties for 1000 years and dare not slack off in the slightest. Do you have evidence that I have an affair with a mortal? Where are my husband and children? ? Li Jing, you clearly descended to the realm without permission to kill me!"
Li Jing said: "Three Holy Mother's words are wrong, and we two have no festivals, why should I harm you? I advise you to obey the law quickly, otherwise these hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals will surely drive you out of your wits!"
Nezha became supercilious, "Father, why are you talking so much to her? I have long heard that the Lotus Lantern is a treasure, but today I want to see the power of the Lotus Lantern! Look at the gun!"
The Three Holy Mothers and Nezha flew into the air at the same time, and Nezha's six hands were holding magic weapons. Huntian Ling danced, and the circle of heaven and earth became tens of thousands.
The lotus lamp emits dazzling light, enclosing the Three Virgins in a hood.The Qiankun circle jingled non-stop when it hit the top, and Huntian Ling was tied to the cover and kept shrinking, but the cover didn't move, didn't shrink, and didn't even have a crack.
Li Jing shouted: "Nezha, what are you waiting for! Hurry up and use your housekeeping skills!"
Nezha secretly rolled his eyes, "I can't even pierce her protective cover, what can I do." He kicked off the hot wheel under his feet, and used the fire of the hot wheel to roast the protection of the Three Virgins. cover.Then he threw the gold bricks out again, smashing them one after another.
The Three Virgins held the lotus lantern just for defense, and did not attack Nezha.
Nezha had reminded her earlier, and he seemed to be trying his best, but in fact it was just putting on airs and playing well.Sanshengmu and Nezha are just acting now, delaying time.Sanshengmu is waiting for Erlang God to come over and support herself.
Dark clouds hovered over the top of Huashan Mountain, and the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals beat drums to cheer them on, making a lot of noise.Li Jing was afraid that things would change after too long, so he ordered the left and right to ask them to help Nezha.
All the heavenly soldiers and generals swooped down, and Nezha shouted: "A duel between masters, what's the use of you trash here, don't retreat quickly! Be careful not to be accidentally injured!"
The heavenly soldiers and generals hesitated, Li Jing shouted: "Nezha, don't be willful, the generals obey the order, quickly take down the Three Holy Mothers, and kill them on the spot if necessary!"
The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals surrounded them again, and the Third Holy Mother's expression turned cold. She wiped the lotus lamp with her bare hands, and several golden lights flew out, knocking down the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals from the sky.
Nezha's eyes lit up, "Wow! The Lotus Lantern really lives up to its reputation!"
Li Jing was so angry that his eyes turned black, "Nezha, what are you still dawdling about! Kill this demon girl!"
Suddenly there was a thunderous voice in the air, and someone asked: "Li Tianwang, who do you say is a witch!"
I saw Erlang God wearing silver armor and holding a three-pointed two-edged spear, descending from the sky.Xiaotiangou and Nitianying accompanied him on both sides, and Brother Meishan led the Caotou army to protect him.
Sanshengmu couldn't help showing joy when she saw Erlangshen, "Second brother, you've come. Li Tianwang is so unreasonable that he brought heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to kill me."
Erlangshen shouted: "Li Tianwang, dare to ask my third sister which article of the law of heaven, you want to call her a witch, and kill her in her fief?"
Li Jing faltered and said: "This is the order of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and I must not disobey it."
"Oh? Why don't we confront each other in the sky? I want to see what orders the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother gave."
Li Jing shouted: "God Erlang! What do you mean by that? Are you trying to say that I'm falsely preaching the decree?"
Erlang shook his head, "I dare not, I just accused my third sister of a crime without evidence, please forgive me for not accepting it."
How could Li Jing dare to let Erlang God go to the heaven? The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother wanted him to invite the San Shengmu here in a good manner. He insisted on putting the San Shengmu to death. Knowing, how can he have good fruit to eat.
Li Jing said: "God Erlang, don't mess around. What do you want to bring so many grass-headed soldiers to the Heavenly Court? Do you want to attack the Heavenly Court?"
God Erlang stood his weapon sideways, the tip of the knife gleaming, "I haven't seen you in a few years, but Li Tianwang's martial arts skills have not improved much, but his ability to turn black and white has improved a lot. I just want to go to heaven to meet His Majesty and Madam, why is Li Tianwang trying to stop? Is it because he is afraid that his evil deeds will be exposed? If Li Tianwang dares to stop without reason, don't blame me and my brothers for being rude!"
Nezha flew back to his father to persuade him: "Father, God Erlang is very powerful, and his brothers Meishan and God Caotou are all very powerful. The heavenly soldiers and generals under our hands are not their opponents. , Baolian Lantern, Roaring Dog and Nitianying, Father, we can't beat them!"
Li Jing didn't know, it's just that he was about to kill the Three Holy Mothers just now, if he went to the Heavenly Court, he wouldn't be able to tell!
Nezha saw his concerns, so he said, "Father, Erlang God and I have a good relationship. I will go to him to intercede. I think Erlang God will not embarrass you."
Li Jing thought for a while, then frowned and said, "Talk to him carefully, it's really impossible... Let's make a mess!"
Nezha flew to Erlang God, leaned close to Erlang God and whispered: "The thing is like this, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sent me and my father to the lower realms to invite the Three Holy Mothers to go to heaven. I don't know why. You also know that person, he must have something in someone else's hands, and he will kill the Three Holy Mothers when he goes down to the realm."
Erlang Shen sarcastically said: "Your father is capable."
Nezha said helplessly: "I have persuaded him to let him go quickly. Let's all go to the heaven together and settle the matter of the Three Holy Mothers first. Please do me a favor and don't take my father's hand in front of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother." The king's background is exposed."
Sanshengmu tugged Erlang God's sleeve, "Second brother, Nezha reminded me specially, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have time to send you news."
God Erlang glanced at Nezha, "Okay! Let your father get out of the way, we'll talk in heaven."
Nezha said happily: "Okay! Let's go straight to Yaochi, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are still waiting!"
With Nezha's communication and guarantee, Li Jing let the heavenly soldiers and generals get out of the way, and they went to heaven with Erlang God and Sanshengmu.
Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief, Nezha looked at it and secretly laughed. He said just now that the fish was dead and the net was broken, but he still didn't want to die!
The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals and the Caotou Army stayed outside the 33rd Heaven, and Erlang Shen and others entered the fairyland. Li Jing stepped forward to salute: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the Three Holy Mothers will bring you here."
The Jade Emperor asked, "God Erlang, why are you here?"
Li Jing secretly looked at Erlangshen, for fear that he would turn his back on what he said.
God Erlang took a step forward and bowed his hands in salute, "I've seen Your Majesty, I've seen Your Majesty. The little god happened to be going to Huashan to visit his third sister, and happened to meet Li Tianwang and Nezha Third Prince, so he also came up."
The Queen Mother said: "It's good if you're here, just listen to it together. Hongyi, come here, didn't you say that you bumped into the Three Holy Mothers with mortals? Please tell me the scene at that time in detail."
Hong Yi knelt down trembling, she thought that San ShengMu had been killed at this time, but she didn't expect that Li Jing didn't kill her, and even brought Erlang God to heaven.
She stumbled and said: "That day, the Three Holy Mothers and a mortal were standing in the Holy Mother's Palace, and the mortal scholar was holding a child in his arms. The Three Holy Mothers blessed the baby, and touched the mortal's forehead with her hands The two are so affectionate, it's really indecent."
The Third Holy Mother stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, empress, the mortals that the fairy in red met that day were Xiaoxian's friends and followers of Xiaoxian. The baby in the scholar's arms was not his child, but Huashan. At the foot, there is a mortal son named Ding Da. Your Majesty can send someone to investigate. Since Xiaoxian was sealed, she has been dedicated to her duties and has not dared to slack off. The daily affairs of Huashan are already busy enough. Where can I find time to think about the ordinary? Love, love, love? What's more, Xiaoxian Yuanyin is still there, how to give birth to a child?"
The Jade Emperor said: "I will send someone to investigate the matter of Sifan. The fairy in red was injured, did you do it?"
Sanshengmu glanced at the red-clothed fairy who collapsed on the ground, "It is true." She described the situation and conversations of the day, "Your Majesty, empress, this is the case, the red-clothed fairy wants to commit murder in Huashan , kill my believer. Xiaoxian pushed her with the palm in order to protect the believer, causing her to fall. It has been several days, but the injury of the fairy in red has become serious. From a little The skin wound turned into an internal wound, and I don't know which god the fairy provoked later?"
Sanshengmu said inside and outside that the fairy in red touched porcelain, and even blackmailed her on purpose.
The fairy in red bit her lip resentfully, she looked at the Queen Mother pitifully, and insisted that the Sanshengmu did it on purpose. "Mistress, Xiaoxian didn't lie! The Third Holy Mother behaved intimately with that mortal, otherwise Xiaoxian would not insist that the Third Holy Mother is thinking of the mortal. Empress, maybe they haven't taken that step between them, but there is definitely a bond of affection between them." .Besides, it is not impossible to pretend that Yuan Yin is still there..."
Erlangshen said indifferently: "The little god knows about the scholar that the fairy in red is talking about. How about the little god take him and the land god of Huashan and see what they say."
The Three Holy Mothers and the Red Fairy held their own opinions. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother both agreed with Erlang God in order to try the matter fairly.
Nezha took the order to pick up the mountain god and the land, but Erlang God insisted on asking Xiao Tiangou to accompany Nezha to pick up the scholar.
The Queen Mother asked strangely: "Why is this? Aren't you afraid that others will say that you falsified your confession?"
Erlangshen said with a smile: "The scholar is now the cook of Xiaotiangou. If others pick him up, the little god is afraid that he will be frightened to death. At that time, His Majesty and Empress will only be able to interrogate his soul."
When Nezha and Xiaotiangou came to pick them up, Liu Yanchang was cooking skewers.
The chicken wings are brushed with honey and grilled, the skin is crispy and the meat is tender.Thinly sliced beef and mutton are skewered on bamboo sticks one by one. When grilling, the charcoal fire should not be too hot, and it must be cooked bit by bit with a low fire.Sprinkle with seasoning and sesame seeds at the end, take a bite, the meat is tender and delicious, it's delicious.
Xiaotiangou ran over and called him: "Liu Yanchang, quickly follow me to heaven."
Liu Yanchang said: "Wait a minute, I cooked some meat skewers in my hand."
Nezha exclaimed, "You really are a cook!"
Liu Yanchang looked up and saw a strange little brother wearing a green lotus-patterned armor and red silk trousers with loose legs underneath, standing on the ground with bare feet, he didn't dislike being cool.
"That's right! I came to Guanjiangkou to cook for Xiaotiangou!"
Liu Yanchang picked up a bunch of lotus roots and handed them to the younger brother, "Here, this sliced lotus root is ready, try it!"
Nezha took the lotus root slices with a delicate expression, he didn't know whether Liu Yanchang did it on purpose or not.
Xiao Tiangou happily rolled on the ground, "Hahaha! A doll made of lotus root is eating lotus root, why are you so anxious to call it Xiangjian! Hahaha!"
Nezha stuffed the lotus root slices into his mouth angrily, and pressed the roaring dog for a while, "You bad dog!"
Liu Yanchang ignored the two of them, he put the meat skewers on the white porcelain plate next to him, "The meat skewers are ready! Xiao Tiangou, where did you say you were taking me?"
"Take you to heaven."
Liu Yanchang paused, and then said cheerfully: "Okay! Okay! I'll bring the skewers with me. Let's go to heaven to eat skewers. It must be great!"
Nezha stared blankly at the happy Liu Yanchang, and couldn't help but lie next to Xiao Tiangou's ear and said, "This cook of yours...is there something wrong with his brain?"
Xiao Tianquan gave him a sideways look, "Maybe!"
In fact, Liu Yanchang behaved like this, Erlang God specially ordered him to do so.
Erlang Shen received the letter from San Shengmu, thought about it, worried that Master Yu was not strict, and turned the matter of San Shengmu and Liu Yanchang into a matter of Sifan, and leaked it.
Before he left, he asked Liu Yanchang to get ready, maybe someone would take him to heaven to confront other gods.
Liu Yanchang was very calm when he heard this, and he asked: "When the time comes, should I behave more righteously, or be more cowardly and wretched?"
Erlangshen thought for a while, "You don't need to pretend, just act silly like you usually do."
Liu Yanchang: "...I think you still have a big misunderstanding of me."
Nezha and Xiaotiangou took Liu Yanchang to heaven, and Liu Yanchang had seen the world this time.
The Nantian Gate is towering and towering, and the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the gate are extremely energetic, and the armor on their bodies is glowing with gold, which Liu Yanchang finds dazzling.
After entering the Nantianmen, Nezha and Xiaotiangou led him on a hasty journey, only to see Liuyun flashing past quickly, and within a short time, they had already arrived at Yaochi.
When entering the Yaochi, one must walk to show respect. Liu Yanchang can enjoy the beautiful scenery here.
After all, it is the place where the gods live. There are thousands of auras everywhere, and the air is full of fresh smells.The lack of mana limited Liu Yanchang's imagination, and he finally knew the difference between gods and mortals.
After entering the main hall, Liu Yanchang straightened his robes and knelt on the ground to pay respects.He wore a blue satin robe today, because he has red lips and white teeth, and his salutes are elegant and beautiful. Before he could speak, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had a good impression of him.
"Mortal Liu Yanchang, I have seen Your Majesty and Your Majesty. I wish your Majesty and Your Majesty peace and happiness, and everything will be safe."
It was the first time for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to hear such congratulatory speeches, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly to make Liu Yanchang get up to answer.
The Jade Emperor asked: "Your name is Liu Yanchang? Can you recognize the Three Holy Mothers?"
Liu Yanchang bowed his head and replied: "Yes, I know San Shengmu. I am a student who has landed. When I returned to my hometown from the capital, I passed by Mount Hua and wanted to visit, so I met San Shengmu. The Shengmu is very nice. She thinks I am too poor. He also introduced me to work in Guanjiangkou, and now I have earned a lot of money, and I am very grateful to the Holy Mother. I went to Huashan a few days ago, and I donated a lot of money for sesame oil."
The Jade Emperor asked again: "The San Shengmu said, are you friends with her?"
"Yes. We also played mahjong together, and whoever lost would put a sticker on his face. But I won't play with her after playing once."
"Why is this?"
"Because I'm the only one losing..."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother snickered on it, but they didn't expect this mortal to be quite interesting.
The Queen Mother pointed to the fairy in red, "Do you recognize her?"
Liu Yanchang looked at the red-clothed fairy, "I know it, this fairy sister is good-looking, but her mouth is too bad. Seeing San Shengmu and I chatting in the sun, she said we were indecent."
The Queen Mother asked: "Hongyi said that the Three Holy Mothers married mortals privately and had a child with you. What do you say?"
Liu Yanchang called out his grievances, "Your Majesty Mingjian, I am still a virgin boy! How could I give birth to a child?"
Cold sweat was running down Hong Yi's forehead, Li Jing didn't kill San ShengMu, which messed up her plan.Up to now, she has to cling to the matter of the Three Virgins Sifan.If it doesn't work, I will admit my mistake to the Queen Mother, saying that she acted recklessly, wronged the Three Holy Mothers, and caused a misunderstanding.
The red dress comforted herself to be calm, and she said: "Your Majesty, empress, even if the Third Holy Mother and Liu Yanchang have not performed the Dunlun ceremony, but who can guarantee that the Third Holy Mother does not have a heart of thinking about ordinary things? Otherwise, why did Zhenjun Erlang take Liu Yanchang to the palace?" Wasn’t going to Guanjiangkou to separate Sanshengmu from Liu Yanchang?”
Whether you have been tempted, whether you are still tempted now, there is no obvious criterion for judging such things.Hongyi grasped this point, making Sanshengmu and the others hard to argue.
Liu Yanchang was not happy. He stood up and looked at the fairy in red and said, "Fairy, are you out of your mind? There are so many excellent men in the sky and on the earth, why does San Shengmu take a fancy to me? Isn't she Blind."
The Third Holy Mother couldn't help bursting out laughing, the hall was very quiet, everyone heard the laughter, the Third Holy Mother hurriedly lowered her head and covered her mouth with her sleeve.
Liu Yanchang cupped his hands and said to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother: "Your Majesty, empress, it's hard to judge whether you are thinking of the world or not, whether you are tempted or not. But if the San Shengmu really takes a fancy to me, then I will definitely marry her without hesitation. I guess The child can walk on the ground now, why would I go to Guanjiangkou to cook for Xiaotiangou?"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, and felt that what Liu Yanchang said was reasonable.Sanshengmu is beautiful and still a fairy, marrying her is more honorable than marrying a mortal princess.
At this time, someone announced from outside the door, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the Fourth Princess of the East China Sea, Ao Tingxin, Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Baihua, please see me."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's hearts are like mirrors. They know that these are the friends of the Three Holy Mothers, and they should all come to intercede.
The fourth princess, Chang'e and Fairy Baihua entered the hall to salute, "I have seen Your Majesty, I have seen Your Majesty."
The Queen Mother asked: "Your news is well-informed, but are you pleading for the Three Holy Mothers?"
Ao Tingxin stepped forward and said with a smile: "As expected, we can't hide our carelessness from the empress. Xiaoxian and the others heard that the Three Holy Mothers mate with mortals, and this person is still Liu Yanchang, so I couldn't help but come and have a look."
"You also recognize Liu Yanchang?"
Ao Tingxin nodded, "Yes! We played mahjong together and had dinner together. His cooking tastes good, and the seafood barbecue he cooks is also delicious."
The Queen Mother looked at Liu Yanchang and said coldly, "You have a lot of friends."
How thick-skinned Liu Yanchang is!He pretended to be shy and said: "These are big sisters who play well. There are many interesting mortals, but there are very few interesting souls like me. Maybe this is why everyone is willing to play with me!"
Erlangshen, Xiaotiangou, San Shengmu and Ao Tingxin couldn't help but take two steps back, trying to stay away from Liu Yanchang.
Liu Yanchang turned his head and asked in a low voice, "Why are you retreating?"
Xiao Tianquan whispered: "Because I don't want your thick skin to infect us."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother laughed secretly when they saw it. They announced the land and mountain gods to see what they said.
The words of the land and mountain gods were very pertinent. They all said that Liu Yanchang was a good man and had helped the Third Virgin and the Fourth Princess, so the Third Virgin and the others had a lot of contact with him.After he left Mount Hua, he had no contact with Sanshengmu.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were relieved after hearing this.The Jade Emperor didn't want Sanshengmu to follow Yaoji's old path, and Sanshengmu was brought up by the Queen Mother. If she committed the sin of Sifan, the Queen Mother would also lose face.
The Queen Mother asked Hongyi, "Hongyi, do you know your mistake?"
Hongyi knelt on the ground and cried: "Xiaoxian knows his mistake, please forgive me. Xiaoxian is too arbitrary, wronged Sanshengmu, and such a misunderstanding happened, please forgive Sanshengmu, please forgive me."
The Queen Mother thought about her punishment, "Since you know you were wrong, then..."
"Mother, I'm afraid there is still something strange about it."
A goddess in a pink gauze dress with a peach blossom face slowly walked into the hall.The cloak on her body was windless, and a forehead ornament made of pearl tassels hung on her forehead.There was a smile in her eyes, and her face was kind and gentle.
"I have seen His Majesty, I have seen my mother."
When everyone in the hall saw it, they saluted together, "Your Highness Seventh Princess."
"Mother, this incident seems to be a misunderstanding, but there is something else hidden in it. My daughter wants to ask Hongyi, since Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang are innocent, why did she hurt you?"
Hongyi thought for a while and said: "Perhaps Xiaoxian's attitude is not very good, and she angered the Holy Mother... Please punish Xiaoxian for the crime of contradicting." She should hurry up and be a little girl!
The Seventh Princess smiled and said, "So you still know the superiority and inferiority of the upper and lower. Then you intend to frame the Shangxian, but are you ready to be punished?"
Hong Yi hurriedly shouted for grievances, "His Royal Highness knows clearly, Xiaoxian would never dare to frame the Third Holy Mother! Xiaoxian admits that it was Xiaoxian's preconceived ideas that wronged the Third Holy Mother, but Xiaoxian absolutely dare not frame Shangxian."
The Seventh Princess waved her sleeves, and a grown man and a baby lay on the ground with their eyes closed.
"The god of the mountain, the earth, the baby in the arms of this mortal is the one that Liu Yanchang held that day?"
The land of the mountain god looked at it, and immediately said yes, "The San Shengmu blessed the child at that time, and also blessed Liu Yanchang by the way."
The Seventh Princess reported to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, "Your Majesty, mother. This mortal man and his child were captured by a heavenly soldier and rescued by my daughter who discovered it in advance."
The Queen Mother said: "Since you have discovered something, hurry up and start from the beginning."
The Seventh Princess said: "Yes, mother. When my daughter heard Hongyi say that Sanshengmu hurt her, she felt wrong at that time. Sanshengmu had a gentle temper and rarely quarreled with others. My daughter followed Li Tianwang to the world, but I didn't expect Tianwang not to explain the ins and outs. They will kill the Three Holy Mothers!"
Li Jing was startled immediately, "Madam, Your Majesty, the little god has been wronged!"
The Seventh Princess said: "Li Tianwang, I haven't finished my words. When I finish, it's not too late for you to complain."
Li Jing closed his mouth resentfully, and the Seventh Princess continued: "In the chaos, a heavenly soldier left the team and went to a family at the foot of Mount Hua, intending to kill this mortal and his child. The soldier was outside the palace that day, Your Majesty and mother can interrogate."
The Heavenly Soldiers were brought into the palace, and the Jade Emperor said: "Why did you kill this mortal and his child? Quickly tell the truth. If you dare to lie, you will be killed!"
That day the soldiers were already scared out of their wits. He knelt on the hall and said, "I report to Your Majesty, Your Majesty. Li Tianwang asked the little god to kill evildoers, and the little god is completely obeying orders."
Li Jing was furious, "Your Majesty, empress, he is slandering, the little god went down to the world to invite the Three Holy Mothers, and His Majesty's decree did not mention the Three Holy Mothers' remembrance, how did the little God know who to kill?"
The Seventh Princess smiled and said: "Li Tianwang is right. Since His Majesty asked you to invite the Three Holy Mothers, why did you kill her as soon as you entered the realm?"
"This...I..."
The Seventh Princess walked up to the red dress and tore off the necklace around her neck.The red clothes covered her neck in fright, and the Seventh Princess said: "Your Majesty, Queen Mother, please take a look."
When the Queen Mother saw it, she was furious immediately, "Red Clothes, you... your Yuan Yin..."
The red-clothed face turned ashen, "Ma'am, please spare me. It's all Li Jing, he... he threatened me..."
Li Jing's face was blue and purple, "Your Majesty, empress, it's not like this..."
Nezha's expression was not good, he didn't expect his father to be so confused.The queen mother hates the lack of self-respect of her female fairies, and also hates that there are male fairies taking advantage of the female fairies.Maybe both Hongyi and Li Jing are happy with this kind of thing, but when things happen, they will usually favor the female fairy.
The Seventh Princess said: "Mother, Hong Yi deliberately pretended to be injured when His Majesty visited Yaochi, so as to attract the attention of His Majesty and Mother. After that, she pretended to be a last resort and confessed to the San Shengmai Sifan. Your Majesty was furious, They will definitely send someone to fetch the Three Holy Mothers. The Three Holy Mothers are in charge of the Baolian Lantern, and there are only a handful of people who can beat her. The Four Heavenly Kings have important responsibilities at this time, and the Tianpeng Marshal is guarding Tianhe. She has the strength to fight against Nezha. It should be that she lured Li Jing, grabbed him, and forced him to kill the San Shengmu. When Li Jing went to heaven to report in the future, he would only say that the San Shengmu was stubborn and refused to go to heaven, so he was killed This mortal and his child can be used as the husband and son of the Holy Mother, especially the baby has the blessing of the Holy Mother, and they are killed as evildoers. At that time, take their bodies to heaven, and the matter will be closed. No one can see the flaw."
Hongyi cried and collapsed on the ground, her plot had been seen through by the Seventh Princess, she had nothing to say.
The Seventh Princess continued: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty. The red dress has always been straightforward in dealing with affairs, and whether she likes or dislikes is always displayed on her face and never hidden in her heart. She is angry with the Holy Mother, and at most she will slander her mother. I can’t think of it. Therefore, there is another person behind the idea.”
Hong Yi suddenly looked at Cheng Yi, and it was self-evident who was behind the scenes.
Cheng Yi yelled that he was wronged, "Your Majesty, empress, Cheng Yi is wronged, give Cheng Yi ten guts, Cheng Yi doesn't dare count Li Tianwang and Sanshengmu!"
Hongyi rushed over and beat her up, "It's you! It's you! It's you who gave me the idea, and it's all because of you!"
The Seventh Princess said: "Hong Yi is not stupid, she can trust Cheng Yi so easily, there must be another reason. Mother please order to search Cheng Yi's room."
The maids who went to search the room in Orange Clothes came back soon. They presented a sachet, and the Queen Mother knew it just by smelling it.
"This is the manjusawa that grows in the underworld. It is boiled and ground into a powder, which has the effect of confusing the mind. Cheng Yi, why are you doing this?"
The evidence was conclusive, and the conspiracy had been exposed. Cheng Yi smiled and knelt on the ground, "Seventh Princess is really smart, and she found Xiao Xian so quickly. It is indeed Hong Yi who ordered Xiao Xian to replace her. If Hong Yi is really If Sanshengmu was killed, Erlangshen would not give up, and sooner or later he would let Hongyi pay for his life. If Sanshengmu had not died, Hongyi would have misunderstood Sanshengmu at most, and she would have been locked up to think about her mistakes. No matter what the result is, Xiao Even a fairy can be promoted to be a red-clothed maid by the empress's side. It's just that Xiaoxian didn't expect the Seventh Princess to be so quick-witted, and she saw through Xiaoxian's tricks in an instant."
The Seventh Princess said: "Your Majesty, Mother. The reason Hongyi and Chengyi slandered the Shangxian was because they were dissatisfied with the status quo, but they did not follow the right path. As long as you practice diligently and work hard, you will have a bright future. I remember that Jiutian Xuannv was just a mysterious bird back then, and now she is a well-known female God of War, and she definitely did not get it by crooked ways."
The Queen Mother nodded and said: "Exactly." She pronounced the verdict on Hong Yi and Cheng Yi, "You two murdered the God, seduced the God, and confused the Yaochi. Now you will be taken out of the fairy bones, and you will fall into reincarnation forever. Not to be a fairy."
Li Jing is the Jade Emperor and a human being, but he is a bit difficult to arrange. Li Jing has served in the Heavenly Court for a long time, and his mistakes are somewhat shameful.The Jade Emperor thought for a while and said: "Li Jing, you resisted the order and did not obey it. From now on, you will close your door and think about your mistakes. If there is no order, you are not allowed to go out."
Li Jing quickly received an order to thank him, the Jade Emperor's punishment was considered light.
The queen mother and the seventh princess did not express dissatisfaction, and they also knew that it was not good to punish Li Jing, so they could only let it go.
The misunderstanding was resolved and the culprit was dealt with.The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother comforted Sanshengmu and Erlang God, and rewarded golden flowers and fine wine as compensation.
Now that the matter is settled, Erlangshen and the others should leave Yaochi.
When leaving, Seventh Princess kept looking at Liu Yanchang.Liu Yanchang touched his face, then lowered his head to see if his clothes were disheveled.
He walked up to Princess Seven and said, "Thank you Princess Seven for clarifying the truth."
The Seventh Princess didn't expect him to come, she smiled and said: "This is what I should do, Your Majesty and Your Majesty are being lied to, how can I sit idly by." After a pause, the Seventh Princess still asked, "You still remember me?"
Liu Yanchang shook his head, "Did you recognize the wrong person? I'm sure I haven't seen you."
Seventh Princess smiled wistfully, "Really..."
Liu Yanchang snatched a gray cloth bag from Xiaotiangou, "There are a few skewers in here, you can eat and eat, it's my thank you."
Seventh Princess accepted the cloth bag in surprise, "Thank you..." She took a string of mutton skewers from it and took a bite, "It's delicious, thank you."
Liu Yanchang smiled and waved his hands, "As long as you like it, I'm going home! Goodbye!"
"goodbye……"
Liu Yanchang caught up with Erlang God, approached him and said, "Brother, have you seen the strange way Princess Seven looks at me? Did she fall in love with me at first sight?"
Erlangshen sneered: "Xiao Tiangou, don't feed Liu Yanchang these few days. I think he has eaten dirty things recently, and his brain has become stupid. You can put him in the pool and let him wash well. head."
Liu Yanchang was speechless, "There's no need to be so cruel! Is your heart full of viciousness!"
Back at Guanjiangkou, Liu Yanchang and his assistants were cooking barbecue. He wanted to celebrate this victory.
Chang'e and Baihua are not good at this stall, so I didn't come to irrigate Jiangkou.Nezha's father was fined, so he couldn't come down to play.Ding Da and his son have been sent back to the Ding Mansion, and their memories will also be erased, and they don't even know that they have been to Yaochi.
In the end, only Sanshengmu and Ao Tingxin followed to Guanjiangkou.
Liu Yanchang set up the grill and poured wine for everyone, "Today, we won a major victory and shattered the conspiracy of those two little fairies. All this is due to me, and I was the one who argued wittily with them. Only the Jade Emperor believed in me. So, let us raise our glasses together to praise my wit and bravery!"
Brother Meishan took the lead to 'shh' him, and Ao Tingxin said, "Liu Yanchang, why are you getting thicker and thicker! It was obviously the Seventh Princess who appeared at a critical moment and clarified the truth."
Liu Yanchang turned his head away, "Superficial! Could it be that I have no credit at all? I won't tell you, and you won't understand it!"
Holding a grilled lamb chop, he gnawed slowly, and said, "Anyway, I am a hero, and this is an indelible contribution. My figure is full of brilliance, and you all have to remember me! Cough cough cough cough cough , help...help...help..." He clutched his neck, unable to breathe, his face turned from red to purple.
"Liu Yanchang! Liu Yanchang!"
Everyone was in a hurry, Erlang God supported Liu Yanchang, "He choked on his bones." He put his hand on Liu Yanchang's back, gave him a light push, Liu Yanchang rolled his eyes, and went straight past.
Sanshengmu complained: "It's over, second brother, you killed him! He's out of breath!"
Erlang frowned, "This is impossible! How could this happen?" He opened Liu Yanchang's mouth, and a small piece of bone fell out of his mouth.
The Three Holy Mothers said: "The stuck bone has been spit out, how could he die?" Everyone looked at each other, not understanding how things suddenly became like this.
Suddenly, the sky outside gradually darkened.The Three Virgins put down the collection of poems and walked to the window. The sky was dark and the wind was dancing wildly.She sighed, "I don't know where the wicked evildoers have attracted so many heavenly soldiers and generals."
Standing in front of the window and watching, she gradually realized that something was not quite right, because all the heavenly soldiers and generals had come to Mount Hua.
Why didn't she know when a monstrous evildoer appeared in Huashan?
A talisman flew into Xueying Palace, and a clear male voice came out, "Third Holy Mother, I am Nezha, my father Wang Li Jing has brought people to arrest you, you should quickly think of a way!"
When Nezha's news was over, the talisman was immediately reduced to ashes.People have already blocked the door of the house, what else can she think of now?
Sanshengmu quickly took out the concentric mirror and asked Erlang God for help.
"Second brother! Li Jing brought the heavenly soldiers to arrest me, come to Huashan quickly."
God Erlang frowned when he heard this, and was just about to ask what was going on, when Sanshengmu stopped.
As soon as the Three Holy Mothers used the concentric mirror to spread the news, Nezha led someone to lift the roof of Xueying Palace, and stabbed him with a sharp gun. The Third Holy Mother had to put away the concentric mirror, and beckoned to call the Lotus Lantern to stand in front of him. .
"Third Prince! You brought the Heavenly Soldiers and the Heavenly General to kill me for no reason. What are you going to do?"
Nezha said: "Third Holy Mother, quickly follow me to heaven, don't resist, or don't blame me for being rough!"
The Three Holy Mothers said angrily: "There must be a reason for arresting me and going to heaven. Whose order and order did you take!"
Li Jing's figure flashed in the clouds, and he said: "Third Holy Mother, you have cheated on mortals and given birth to a child. Your crime is unforgivable. Follow me to heaven, or you will be shot!"
The Three Holy Mothers said coldly: "It's nonsense! I am the Holy Mother of Huayue who was proclaimed by the Jade Emperor. I have been dedicated to my duties for 1000 years and dare not slack off in the slightest. Do you have evidence that I have an affair with a mortal? Where are my husband and children? ? Li Jing, you clearly descended to the realm without permission to kill me!"
Li Jing said: "Three Holy Mother's words are wrong, and we two have no festivals, why should I harm you? I advise you to obey the law quickly, otherwise these hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals will surely drive you out of your wits!"
Nezha became supercilious, "Father, why are you talking so much to her? I have long heard that the Lotus Lantern is a treasure, but today I want to see the power of the Lotus Lantern! Look at the gun!"
The Three Holy Mothers and Nezha flew into the air at the same time, and Nezha's six hands were holding magic weapons. Huntian Ling danced, and the circle of heaven and earth became tens of thousands.
The lotus lamp emits dazzling light, enclosing the Three Virgins in a hood.The Qiankun circle jingled non-stop when it hit the top, and Huntian Ling was tied to the cover and kept shrinking, but the cover didn't move, didn't shrink, and didn't even have a crack.
Li Jing shouted: "Nezha, what are you waiting for! Hurry up and use your housekeeping skills!"
Nezha secretly rolled his eyes, "I can't even pierce her protective cover, what can I do." He kicked off the hot wheel under his feet, and used the fire of the hot wheel to roast the protection of the Three Virgins. cover.Then he threw the gold bricks out again, smashing them one after another.
The Three Virgins held the lotus lantern just for defense, and did not attack Nezha.
Nezha had reminded her earlier, and he seemed to be trying his best, but in fact it was just putting on airs and playing well.Sanshengmu and Nezha are just acting now, delaying time.Sanshengmu is waiting for Erlang God to come over and support herself.
Dark clouds hovered over the top of Huashan Mountain, and the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals beat drums to cheer them on, making a lot of noise.Li Jing was afraid that things would change after too long, so he ordered the left and right to ask them to help Nezha.
All the heavenly soldiers and generals swooped down, and Nezha shouted: "A duel between masters, what's the use of you trash here, don't retreat quickly! Be careful not to be accidentally injured!"
The heavenly soldiers and generals hesitated, Li Jing shouted: "Nezha, don't be willful, the generals obey the order, quickly take down the Three Holy Mothers, and kill them on the spot if necessary!"
The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals surrounded them again, and the Third Holy Mother's expression turned cold. She wiped the lotus lamp with her bare hands, and several golden lights flew out, knocking down the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals from the sky.
Nezha's eyes lit up, "Wow! The Lotus Lantern really lives up to its reputation!"
Li Jing was so angry that his eyes turned black, "Nezha, what are you still dawdling about! Kill this demon girl!"
Suddenly there was a thunderous voice in the air, and someone asked: "Li Tianwang, who do you say is a witch!"
I saw Erlang God wearing silver armor and holding a three-pointed two-edged spear, descending from the sky.Xiaotiangou and Nitianying accompanied him on both sides, and Brother Meishan led the Caotou army to protect him.
Sanshengmu couldn't help showing joy when she saw Erlangshen, "Second brother, you've come. Li Tianwang is so unreasonable that he brought heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to kill me."
Erlangshen shouted: "Li Tianwang, dare to ask my third sister which article of the law of heaven, you want to call her a witch, and kill her in her fief?"
Li Jing faltered and said: "This is the order of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and I must not disobey it."
"Oh? Why don't we confront each other in the sky? I want to see what orders the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother gave."
Li Jing shouted: "God Erlang! What do you mean by that? Are you trying to say that I'm falsely preaching the decree?"
Erlang shook his head, "I dare not, I just accused my third sister of a crime without evidence, please forgive me for not accepting it."
How could Li Jing dare to let Erlang God go to the heaven? The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother wanted him to invite the San Shengmu here in a good manner. He insisted on putting the San Shengmu to death. Knowing, how can he have good fruit to eat.
Li Jing said: "God Erlang, don't mess around. What do you want to bring so many grass-headed soldiers to the Heavenly Court? Do you want to attack the Heavenly Court?"
God Erlang stood his weapon sideways, the tip of the knife gleaming, "I haven't seen you in a few years, but Li Tianwang's martial arts skills have not improved much, but his ability to turn black and white has improved a lot. I just want to go to heaven to meet His Majesty and Madam, why is Li Tianwang trying to stop? Is it because he is afraid that his evil deeds will be exposed? If Li Tianwang dares to stop without reason, don't blame me and my brothers for being rude!"
Nezha flew back to his father to persuade him: "Father, God Erlang is very powerful, and his brothers Meishan and God Caotou are all very powerful. The heavenly soldiers and generals under our hands are not their opponents. , Baolian Lantern, Roaring Dog and Nitianying, Father, we can't beat them!"
Li Jing didn't know, it's just that he was about to kill the Three Holy Mothers just now, if he went to the Heavenly Court, he wouldn't be able to tell!
Nezha saw his concerns, so he said, "Father, Erlang God and I have a good relationship. I will go to him to intercede. I think Erlang God will not embarrass you."
Li Jing thought for a while, then frowned and said, "Talk to him carefully, it's really impossible... Let's make a mess!"
Nezha flew to Erlang God, leaned close to Erlang God and whispered: "The thing is like this, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sent me and my father to the lower realms to invite the Three Holy Mothers to go to heaven. I don't know why. You also know that person, he must have something in someone else's hands, and he will kill the Three Holy Mothers when he goes down to the realm."
Erlang Shen sarcastically said: "Your father is capable."
Nezha said helplessly: "I have persuaded him to let him go quickly. Let's all go to the heaven together and settle the matter of the Three Holy Mothers first. Please do me a favor and don't take my father's hand in front of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother." The king's background is exposed."
Sanshengmu tugged Erlang God's sleeve, "Second brother, Nezha reminded me specially, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have time to send you news."
God Erlang glanced at Nezha, "Okay! Let your father get out of the way, we'll talk in heaven."
Nezha said happily: "Okay! Let's go straight to Yaochi, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are still waiting!"
With Nezha's communication and guarantee, Li Jing let the heavenly soldiers and generals get out of the way, and they went to heaven with Erlang God and Sanshengmu.
Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief, Nezha looked at it and secretly laughed. He said just now that the fish was dead and the net was broken, but he still didn't want to die!
The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals and the Caotou Army stayed outside the 33rd Heaven, and Erlang Shen and others entered the fairyland. Li Jing stepped forward to salute: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the Three Holy Mothers will bring you here."
The Jade Emperor asked, "God Erlang, why are you here?"
Li Jing secretly looked at Erlangshen, for fear that he would turn his back on what he said.
God Erlang took a step forward and bowed his hands in salute, "I've seen Your Majesty, I've seen Your Majesty. The little god happened to be going to Huashan to visit his third sister, and happened to meet Li Tianwang and Nezha Third Prince, so he also came up."
The Queen Mother said: "It's good if you're here, just listen to it together. Hongyi, come here, didn't you say that you bumped into the Three Holy Mothers with mortals? Please tell me the scene at that time in detail."
Hong Yi knelt down trembling, she thought that San ShengMu had been killed at this time, but she didn't expect that Li Jing didn't kill her, and even brought Erlang God to heaven.
She stumbled and said: "That day, the Three Holy Mothers and a mortal were standing in the Holy Mother's Palace, and the mortal scholar was holding a child in his arms. The Three Holy Mothers blessed the baby, and touched the mortal's forehead with her hands The two are so affectionate, it's really indecent."
The Third Holy Mother stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, empress, the mortals that the fairy in red met that day were Xiaoxian's friends and followers of Xiaoxian. The baby in the scholar's arms was not his child, but Huashan. At the foot, there is a mortal son named Ding Da. Your Majesty can send someone to investigate. Since Xiaoxian was sealed, she has been dedicated to her duties and has not dared to slack off. The daily affairs of Huashan are already busy enough. Where can I find time to think about the ordinary? Love, love, love? What's more, Xiaoxian Yuanyin is still there, how to give birth to a child?"
The Jade Emperor said: "I will send someone to investigate the matter of Sifan. The fairy in red was injured, did you do it?"
Sanshengmu glanced at the red-clothed fairy who collapsed on the ground, "It is true." She described the situation and conversations of the day, "Your Majesty, empress, this is the case, the red-clothed fairy wants to commit murder in Huashan , kill my believer. Xiaoxian pushed her with the palm in order to protect the believer, causing her to fall. It has been several days, but the injury of the fairy in red has become serious. From a little The skin wound turned into an internal wound, and I don't know which god the fairy provoked later?"
Sanshengmu said inside and outside that the fairy in red touched porcelain, and even blackmailed her on purpose.
The fairy in red bit her lip resentfully, she looked at the Queen Mother pitifully, and insisted that the Sanshengmu did it on purpose. "Mistress, Xiaoxian didn't lie! The Third Holy Mother behaved intimately with that mortal, otherwise Xiaoxian would not insist that the Third Holy Mother is thinking of the mortal. Empress, maybe they haven't taken that step between them, but there is definitely a bond of affection between them." .Besides, it is not impossible to pretend that Yuan Yin is still there..."
Erlangshen said indifferently: "The little god knows about the scholar that the fairy in red is talking about. How about the little god take him and the land god of Huashan and see what they say."
The Three Holy Mothers and the Red Fairy held their own opinions. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother both agreed with Erlang God in order to try the matter fairly.
Nezha took the order to pick up the mountain god and the land, but Erlang God insisted on asking Xiao Tiangou to accompany Nezha to pick up the scholar.
The Queen Mother asked strangely: "Why is this? Aren't you afraid that others will say that you falsified your confession?"
Erlangshen said with a smile: "The scholar is now the cook of Xiaotiangou. If others pick him up, the little god is afraid that he will be frightened to death. At that time, His Majesty and Empress will only be able to interrogate his soul."
When Nezha and Xiaotiangou came to pick them up, Liu Yanchang was cooking skewers.
The chicken wings are brushed with honey and grilled, the skin is crispy and the meat is tender.Thinly sliced beef and mutton are skewered on bamboo sticks one by one. When grilling, the charcoal fire should not be too hot, and it must be cooked bit by bit with a low fire.Sprinkle with seasoning and sesame seeds at the end, take a bite, the meat is tender and delicious, it's delicious.
Xiaotiangou ran over and called him: "Liu Yanchang, quickly follow me to heaven."
Liu Yanchang said: "Wait a minute, I cooked some meat skewers in my hand."
Nezha exclaimed, "You really are a cook!"
Liu Yanchang looked up and saw a strange little brother wearing a green lotus-patterned armor and red silk trousers with loose legs underneath, standing on the ground with bare feet, he didn't dislike being cool.
"That's right! I came to Guanjiangkou to cook for Xiaotiangou!"
Liu Yanchang picked up a bunch of lotus roots and handed them to the younger brother, "Here, this sliced lotus root is ready, try it!"
Nezha took the lotus root slices with a delicate expression, he didn't know whether Liu Yanchang did it on purpose or not.
Xiao Tiangou happily rolled on the ground, "Hahaha! A doll made of lotus root is eating lotus root, why are you so anxious to call it Xiangjian! Hahaha!"
Nezha stuffed the lotus root slices into his mouth angrily, and pressed the roaring dog for a while, "You bad dog!"
Liu Yanchang ignored the two of them, he put the meat skewers on the white porcelain plate next to him, "The meat skewers are ready! Xiao Tiangou, where did you say you were taking me?"
"Take you to heaven."
Liu Yanchang paused, and then said cheerfully: "Okay! Okay! I'll bring the skewers with me. Let's go to heaven to eat skewers. It must be great!"
Nezha stared blankly at the happy Liu Yanchang, and couldn't help but lie next to Xiao Tiangou's ear and said, "This cook of yours...is there something wrong with his brain?"
Xiao Tianquan gave him a sideways look, "Maybe!"
In fact, Liu Yanchang behaved like this, Erlang God specially ordered him to do so.
Erlang Shen received the letter from San Shengmu, thought about it, worried that Master Yu was not strict, and turned the matter of San Shengmu and Liu Yanchang into a matter of Sifan, and leaked it.
Before he left, he asked Liu Yanchang to get ready, maybe someone would take him to heaven to confront other gods.
Liu Yanchang was very calm when he heard this, and he asked: "When the time comes, should I behave more righteously, or be more cowardly and wretched?"
Erlangshen thought for a while, "You don't need to pretend, just act silly like you usually do."
Liu Yanchang: "...I think you still have a big misunderstanding of me."
Nezha and Xiaotiangou took Liu Yanchang to heaven, and Liu Yanchang had seen the world this time.
The Nantian Gate is towering and towering, and the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the gate are extremely energetic, and the armor on their bodies is glowing with gold, which Liu Yanchang finds dazzling.
After entering the Nantianmen, Nezha and Xiaotiangou led him on a hasty journey, only to see Liuyun flashing past quickly, and within a short time, they had already arrived at Yaochi.
When entering the Yaochi, one must walk to show respect. Liu Yanchang can enjoy the beautiful scenery here.
After all, it is the place where the gods live. There are thousands of auras everywhere, and the air is full of fresh smells.The lack of mana limited Liu Yanchang's imagination, and he finally knew the difference between gods and mortals.
After entering the main hall, Liu Yanchang straightened his robes and knelt on the ground to pay respects.He wore a blue satin robe today, because he has red lips and white teeth, and his salutes are elegant and beautiful. Before he could speak, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had a good impression of him.
"Mortal Liu Yanchang, I have seen Your Majesty and Your Majesty. I wish your Majesty and Your Majesty peace and happiness, and everything will be safe."
It was the first time for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to hear such congratulatory speeches, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly to make Liu Yanchang get up to answer.
The Jade Emperor asked: "Your name is Liu Yanchang? Can you recognize the Three Holy Mothers?"
Liu Yanchang bowed his head and replied: "Yes, I know San Shengmu. I am a student who has landed. When I returned to my hometown from the capital, I passed by Mount Hua and wanted to visit, so I met San Shengmu. The Shengmu is very nice. She thinks I am too poor. He also introduced me to work in Guanjiangkou, and now I have earned a lot of money, and I am very grateful to the Holy Mother. I went to Huashan a few days ago, and I donated a lot of money for sesame oil."
The Jade Emperor asked again: "The San Shengmu said, are you friends with her?"
"Yes. We also played mahjong together, and whoever lost would put a sticker on his face. But I won't play with her after playing once."
"Why is this?"
"Because I'm the only one losing..."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother snickered on it, but they didn't expect this mortal to be quite interesting.
The Queen Mother pointed to the fairy in red, "Do you recognize her?"
Liu Yanchang looked at the red-clothed fairy, "I know it, this fairy sister is good-looking, but her mouth is too bad. Seeing San Shengmu and I chatting in the sun, she said we were indecent."
The Queen Mother asked: "Hongyi said that the Three Holy Mothers married mortals privately and had a child with you. What do you say?"
Liu Yanchang called out his grievances, "Your Majesty Mingjian, I am still a virgin boy! How could I give birth to a child?"
Cold sweat was running down Hong Yi's forehead, Li Jing didn't kill San ShengMu, which messed up her plan.Up to now, she has to cling to the matter of the Three Virgins Sifan.If it doesn't work, I will admit my mistake to the Queen Mother, saying that she acted recklessly, wronged the Three Holy Mothers, and caused a misunderstanding.
The red dress comforted herself to be calm, and she said: "Your Majesty, empress, even if the Third Holy Mother and Liu Yanchang have not performed the Dunlun ceremony, but who can guarantee that the Third Holy Mother does not have a heart of thinking about ordinary things? Otherwise, why did Zhenjun Erlang take Liu Yanchang to the palace?" Wasn’t going to Guanjiangkou to separate Sanshengmu from Liu Yanchang?”
Whether you have been tempted, whether you are still tempted now, there is no obvious criterion for judging such things.Hongyi grasped this point, making Sanshengmu and the others hard to argue.
Liu Yanchang was not happy. He stood up and looked at the fairy in red and said, "Fairy, are you out of your mind? There are so many excellent men in the sky and on the earth, why does San Shengmu take a fancy to me? Isn't she Blind."
The Third Holy Mother couldn't help bursting out laughing, the hall was very quiet, everyone heard the laughter, the Third Holy Mother hurriedly lowered her head and covered her mouth with her sleeve.
Liu Yanchang cupped his hands and said to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother: "Your Majesty, empress, it's hard to judge whether you are thinking of the world or not, whether you are tempted or not. But if the San Shengmu really takes a fancy to me, then I will definitely marry her without hesitation. I guess The child can walk on the ground now, why would I go to Guanjiangkou to cook for Xiaotiangou?"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, and felt that what Liu Yanchang said was reasonable.Sanshengmu is beautiful and still a fairy, marrying her is more honorable than marrying a mortal princess.
At this time, someone announced from outside the door, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the Fourth Princess of the East China Sea, Ao Tingxin, Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Baihua, please see me."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's hearts are like mirrors. They know that these are the friends of the Three Holy Mothers, and they should all come to intercede.
The fourth princess, Chang'e and Fairy Baihua entered the hall to salute, "I have seen Your Majesty, I have seen Your Majesty."
The Queen Mother asked: "Your news is well-informed, but are you pleading for the Three Holy Mothers?"
Ao Tingxin stepped forward and said with a smile: "As expected, we can't hide our carelessness from the empress. Xiaoxian and the others heard that the Three Holy Mothers mate with mortals, and this person is still Liu Yanchang, so I couldn't help but come and have a look."
"You also recognize Liu Yanchang?"
Ao Tingxin nodded, "Yes! We played mahjong together and had dinner together. His cooking tastes good, and the seafood barbecue he cooks is also delicious."
The Queen Mother looked at Liu Yanchang and said coldly, "You have a lot of friends."
How thick-skinned Liu Yanchang is!He pretended to be shy and said: "These are big sisters who play well. There are many interesting mortals, but there are very few interesting souls like me. Maybe this is why everyone is willing to play with me!"
Erlangshen, Xiaotiangou, San Shengmu and Ao Tingxin couldn't help but take two steps back, trying to stay away from Liu Yanchang.
Liu Yanchang turned his head and asked in a low voice, "Why are you retreating?"
Xiao Tianquan whispered: "Because I don't want your thick skin to infect us."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother laughed secretly when they saw it. They announced the land and mountain gods to see what they said.
The words of the land and mountain gods were very pertinent. They all said that Liu Yanchang was a good man and had helped the Third Virgin and the Fourth Princess, so the Third Virgin and the others had a lot of contact with him.After he left Mount Hua, he had no contact with Sanshengmu.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were relieved after hearing this.The Jade Emperor didn't want Sanshengmu to follow Yaoji's old path, and Sanshengmu was brought up by the Queen Mother. If she committed the sin of Sifan, the Queen Mother would also lose face.
The Queen Mother asked Hongyi, "Hongyi, do you know your mistake?"
Hongyi knelt on the ground and cried: "Xiaoxian knows his mistake, please forgive me. Xiaoxian is too arbitrary, wronged Sanshengmu, and such a misunderstanding happened, please forgive Sanshengmu, please forgive me."
The Queen Mother thought about her punishment, "Since you know you were wrong, then..."
"Mother, I'm afraid there is still something strange about it."
A goddess in a pink gauze dress with a peach blossom face slowly walked into the hall.The cloak on her body was windless, and a forehead ornament made of pearl tassels hung on her forehead.There was a smile in her eyes, and her face was kind and gentle.
"I have seen His Majesty, I have seen my mother."
When everyone in the hall saw it, they saluted together, "Your Highness Seventh Princess."
"Mother, this incident seems to be a misunderstanding, but there is something else hidden in it. My daughter wants to ask Hongyi, since Sanshengmu and Liu Yanchang are innocent, why did she hurt you?"
Hongyi thought for a while and said: "Perhaps Xiaoxian's attitude is not very good, and she angered the Holy Mother... Please punish Xiaoxian for the crime of contradicting." She should hurry up and be a little girl!
The Seventh Princess smiled and said, "So you still know the superiority and inferiority of the upper and lower. Then you intend to frame the Shangxian, but are you ready to be punished?"
Hong Yi hurriedly shouted for grievances, "His Royal Highness knows clearly, Xiaoxian would never dare to frame the Third Holy Mother! Xiaoxian admits that it was Xiaoxian's preconceived ideas that wronged the Third Holy Mother, but Xiaoxian absolutely dare not frame Shangxian."
The Seventh Princess waved her sleeves, and a grown man and a baby lay on the ground with their eyes closed.
"The god of the mountain, the earth, the baby in the arms of this mortal is the one that Liu Yanchang held that day?"
The land of the mountain god looked at it, and immediately said yes, "The San Shengmu blessed the child at that time, and also blessed Liu Yanchang by the way."
The Seventh Princess reported to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, "Your Majesty, mother. This mortal man and his child were captured by a heavenly soldier and rescued by my daughter who discovered it in advance."
The Queen Mother said: "Since you have discovered something, hurry up and start from the beginning."
The Seventh Princess said: "Yes, mother. When my daughter heard Hongyi say that Sanshengmu hurt her, she felt wrong at that time. Sanshengmu had a gentle temper and rarely quarreled with others. My daughter followed Li Tianwang to the world, but I didn't expect Tianwang not to explain the ins and outs. They will kill the Three Holy Mothers!"
Li Jing was startled immediately, "Madam, Your Majesty, the little god has been wronged!"
The Seventh Princess said: "Li Tianwang, I haven't finished my words. When I finish, it's not too late for you to complain."
Li Jing closed his mouth resentfully, and the Seventh Princess continued: "In the chaos, a heavenly soldier left the team and went to a family at the foot of Mount Hua, intending to kill this mortal and his child. The soldier was outside the palace that day, Your Majesty and mother can interrogate."
The Heavenly Soldiers were brought into the palace, and the Jade Emperor said: "Why did you kill this mortal and his child? Quickly tell the truth. If you dare to lie, you will be killed!"
That day the soldiers were already scared out of their wits. He knelt on the hall and said, "I report to Your Majesty, Your Majesty. Li Tianwang asked the little god to kill evildoers, and the little god is completely obeying orders."
Li Jing was furious, "Your Majesty, empress, he is slandering, the little god went down to the world to invite the Three Holy Mothers, and His Majesty's decree did not mention the Three Holy Mothers' remembrance, how did the little God know who to kill?"
The Seventh Princess smiled and said: "Li Tianwang is right. Since His Majesty asked you to invite the Three Holy Mothers, why did you kill her as soon as you entered the realm?"
"This...I..."
The Seventh Princess walked up to the red dress and tore off the necklace around her neck.The red clothes covered her neck in fright, and the Seventh Princess said: "Your Majesty, Queen Mother, please take a look."
When the Queen Mother saw it, she was furious immediately, "Red Clothes, you... your Yuan Yin..."
The red-clothed face turned ashen, "Ma'am, please spare me. It's all Li Jing, he... he threatened me..."
Li Jing's face was blue and purple, "Your Majesty, empress, it's not like this..."
Nezha's expression was not good, he didn't expect his father to be so confused.The queen mother hates the lack of self-respect of her female fairies, and also hates that there are male fairies taking advantage of the female fairies.Maybe both Hongyi and Li Jing are happy with this kind of thing, but when things happen, they will usually favor the female fairy.
The Seventh Princess said: "Mother, Hong Yi deliberately pretended to be injured when His Majesty visited Yaochi, so as to attract the attention of His Majesty and Mother. After that, she pretended to be a last resort and confessed to the San Shengmai Sifan. Your Majesty was furious, They will definitely send someone to fetch the Three Holy Mothers. The Three Holy Mothers are in charge of the Baolian Lantern, and there are only a handful of people who can beat her. The Four Heavenly Kings have important responsibilities at this time, and the Tianpeng Marshal is guarding Tianhe. She has the strength to fight against Nezha. It should be that she lured Li Jing, grabbed him, and forced him to kill the San Shengmu. When Li Jing went to heaven to report in the future, he would only say that the San Shengmu was stubborn and refused to go to heaven, so he was killed This mortal and his child can be used as the husband and son of the Holy Mother, especially the baby has the blessing of the Holy Mother, and they are killed as evildoers. At that time, take their bodies to heaven, and the matter will be closed. No one can see the flaw."
Hongyi cried and collapsed on the ground, her plot had been seen through by the Seventh Princess, she had nothing to say.
The Seventh Princess continued: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty. The red dress has always been straightforward in dealing with affairs, and whether she likes or dislikes is always displayed on her face and never hidden in her heart. She is angry with the Holy Mother, and at most she will slander her mother. I can’t think of it. Therefore, there is another person behind the idea.”
Hong Yi suddenly looked at Cheng Yi, and it was self-evident who was behind the scenes.
Cheng Yi yelled that he was wronged, "Your Majesty, empress, Cheng Yi is wronged, give Cheng Yi ten guts, Cheng Yi doesn't dare count Li Tianwang and Sanshengmu!"
Hongyi rushed over and beat her up, "It's you! It's you! It's you who gave me the idea, and it's all because of you!"
The Seventh Princess said: "Hong Yi is not stupid, she can trust Cheng Yi so easily, there must be another reason. Mother please order to search Cheng Yi's room."
The maids who went to search the room in Orange Clothes came back soon. They presented a sachet, and the Queen Mother knew it just by smelling it.
"This is the manjusawa that grows in the underworld. It is boiled and ground into a powder, which has the effect of confusing the mind. Cheng Yi, why are you doing this?"
The evidence was conclusive, and the conspiracy had been exposed. Cheng Yi smiled and knelt on the ground, "Seventh Princess is really smart, and she found Xiao Xian so quickly. It is indeed Hong Yi who ordered Xiao Xian to replace her. If Hong Yi is really If Sanshengmu was killed, Erlangshen would not give up, and sooner or later he would let Hongyi pay for his life. If Sanshengmu had not died, Hongyi would have misunderstood Sanshengmu at most, and she would have been locked up to think about her mistakes. No matter what the result is, Xiao Even a fairy can be promoted to be a red-clothed maid by the empress's side. It's just that Xiaoxian didn't expect the Seventh Princess to be so quick-witted, and she saw through Xiaoxian's tricks in an instant."
The Seventh Princess said: "Your Majesty, Mother. The reason Hongyi and Chengyi slandered the Shangxian was because they were dissatisfied with the status quo, but they did not follow the right path. As long as you practice diligently and work hard, you will have a bright future. I remember that Jiutian Xuannv was just a mysterious bird back then, and now she is a well-known female God of War, and she definitely did not get it by crooked ways."
The Queen Mother nodded and said: "Exactly." She pronounced the verdict on Hong Yi and Cheng Yi, "You two murdered the God, seduced the God, and confused the Yaochi. Now you will be taken out of the fairy bones, and you will fall into reincarnation forever. Not to be a fairy."
Li Jing is the Jade Emperor and a human being, but he is a bit difficult to arrange. Li Jing has served in the Heavenly Court for a long time, and his mistakes are somewhat shameful.The Jade Emperor thought for a while and said: "Li Jing, you resisted the order and did not obey it. From now on, you will close your door and think about your mistakes. If there is no order, you are not allowed to go out."
Li Jing quickly received an order to thank him, the Jade Emperor's punishment was considered light.
The queen mother and the seventh princess did not express dissatisfaction, and they also knew that it was not good to punish Li Jing, so they could only let it go.
The misunderstanding was resolved and the culprit was dealt with.The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother comforted Sanshengmu and Erlang God, and rewarded golden flowers and fine wine as compensation.
Now that the matter is settled, Erlangshen and the others should leave Yaochi.
When leaving, Seventh Princess kept looking at Liu Yanchang.Liu Yanchang touched his face, then lowered his head to see if his clothes were disheveled.
He walked up to Princess Seven and said, "Thank you Princess Seven for clarifying the truth."
The Seventh Princess didn't expect him to come, she smiled and said: "This is what I should do, Your Majesty and Your Majesty are being lied to, how can I sit idly by." After a pause, the Seventh Princess still asked, "You still remember me?"
Liu Yanchang shook his head, "Did you recognize the wrong person? I'm sure I haven't seen you."
Seventh Princess smiled wistfully, "Really..."
Liu Yanchang snatched a gray cloth bag from Xiaotiangou, "There are a few skewers in here, you can eat and eat, it's my thank you."
Seventh Princess accepted the cloth bag in surprise, "Thank you..." She took a string of mutton skewers from it and took a bite, "It's delicious, thank you."
Liu Yanchang smiled and waved his hands, "As long as you like it, I'm going home! Goodbye!"
"goodbye……"
Liu Yanchang caught up with Erlang God, approached him and said, "Brother, have you seen the strange way Princess Seven looks at me? Did she fall in love with me at first sight?"
Erlangshen sneered: "Xiao Tiangou, don't feed Liu Yanchang these few days. I think he has eaten dirty things recently, and his brain has become stupid. You can put him in the pool and let him wash well. head."
Liu Yanchang was speechless, "There's no need to be so cruel! Is your heart full of viciousness!"
Back at Guanjiangkou, Liu Yanchang and his assistants were cooking barbecue. He wanted to celebrate this victory.
Chang'e and Baihua are not good at this stall, so I didn't come to irrigate Jiangkou.Nezha's father was fined, so he couldn't come down to play.Ding Da and his son have been sent back to the Ding Mansion, and their memories will also be erased, and they don't even know that they have been to Yaochi.
In the end, only Sanshengmu and Ao Tingxin followed to Guanjiangkou.
Liu Yanchang set up the grill and poured wine for everyone, "Today, we won a major victory and shattered the conspiracy of those two little fairies. All this is due to me, and I was the one who argued wittily with them. Only the Jade Emperor believed in me. So, let us raise our glasses together to praise my wit and bravery!"
Brother Meishan took the lead to 'shh' him, and Ao Tingxin said, "Liu Yanchang, why are you getting thicker and thicker! It was obviously the Seventh Princess who appeared at a critical moment and clarified the truth."
Liu Yanchang turned his head away, "Superficial! Could it be that I have no credit at all? I won't tell you, and you won't understand it!"
Holding a grilled lamb chop, he gnawed slowly, and said, "Anyway, I am a hero, and this is an indelible contribution. My figure is full of brilliance, and you all have to remember me! Cough cough cough cough cough , help...help...help..." He clutched his neck, unable to breathe, his face turned from red to purple.
"Liu Yanchang! Liu Yanchang!"
Everyone was in a hurry, Erlang God supported Liu Yanchang, "He choked on his bones." He put his hand on Liu Yanchang's back, gave him a light push, Liu Yanchang rolled his eyes, and went straight past.
Sanshengmu complained: "It's over, second brother, you killed him! He's out of breath!"
Erlang frowned, "This is impossible! How could this happen?" He opened Liu Yanchang's mouth, and a small piece of bone fell out of his mouth.
The Three Holy Mothers said: "The stuck bone has been spit out, how could he die?" Everyone looked at each other, not understanding how things suddenly became like this.
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