[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong Yong asked: "Fox spirit? What kind of vixen?"

"...it's nothing." Erlangshen was quite depressed, he knew that Dong Yong had forgotten "Humei", so why did he bother to remind him to remember it?

"Oh! I remembered who the vixen is, that handsome young man, right?" Dong Yong was a little surprised,

"Didn't you remind me? Why did you tell me again?"

Erlang Shen didn't know how to answer, so he could only keep silent.

Dong Yong was wide-eyed and didn't think too much about it.

He said very badly: "I advise you to think carefully, I am not the kind of person who makes promises easily. Is your request not to let me see vixen? Are you sure?"

"determine."

Dong Yong said happily: "Brother! You must be reluctant to order me around, so you only made such a small request. Don't worry, I will definitely listen to you. How can I go to see a vixen! I'm not stupid!"

Dong Yong automatically made up his mind and found a good excuse for Erlang Shen's strange request.

Erlang Shen was suddenly a little curious, "If I made another request just now, would you agree to it?"

Dong Yongli said bluntly: "It depends on the situation! At most, I can help you beat your shoulders and rub your legs. If the request is too much, I will not agree! If you want to ask me to borrow money, I will definitely not borrow it." !"

Erlang Shen sighed, "I shouldn't have given you any hope. Let's quickly find an inn to settle down. There will be more people entering the city soon, and it will be difficult to find a place to live."

Dong Yong said: "Before entering the city, I have inquired with the land. Going north, there is a Tongfu Inn. It is the most luxurious and stylish inn in the capital. Let's live there! I will take care of your board and lodging." Packed!"

Go straight to the north, and you can reach Tongfu Inn in about two quarters of an hour.

Tongfu Inn is a very grand mansion, with two stone lions at the entrance, and four young men standing at the entrance to welcome guests.

As soon as Dong Yong and Erlang Shen stood at the door, a waiter greeted them warmly, "Hello, you two. Are you staying at the hotel or eating?"

Dong Yong said: "We stay in the hotel."

The young man smiled and said, "Please, please, you two must be candidates for the exam in Beijing, right?"

Dong Yong smiled and talked to him, "Yes! You are very accurate at seeing people!"

The little guy said: "Look at what you said, the smell of books is almost overflowing from the two of you, if you can't see it, then you don't have eyes!"

Dong Yong pulled his face and said: "You little boy, what you say is not true at all!"

The little guy panicked, he... he just said a few words, how did he annoy the guests?

Seeing that the little boy panicked, Dong Yong grinned, "Although what you said was untrue, I like to hear such untrue words very much."

The little guy let out a long breath, and he said: "My lord, you are too bad! I scared the little one just now, and I thought I didn't treat him well!"

Dong Yong stuffed him with some reward money, "Don't be afraid! Just kidding you!"

Seeing the reward, the young man became happy again, and he said, "Thank you, my lord! The young one is called Qixi. If you have anything to do, please call anytime, and the young one is always on call."

Dong Yong smiled and said, "Qixi? It's really a... nostalgic name. Okay, I'll find you if I have anything to do in the future."

The main hall in the front yard is the place to eat and pay. Qixi brought Dong Yong and Erlangshen to the counter to find the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper introduced the prices of different rooms to Dong Yong.

"For example, the single room upstairs is two taels of silver, and the better room is five taels of silver. There is also a small courtyard in the backyard that costs ten taels of silver. There are several rooms of five taels of silver, and small courtyards of ten taels of silver. There is one left. Two young masters, which one do you want to live in?"

"Is the price you said calculated by the sky?" Dong Yong asked.

"Yes, son."

Dong Yong haggled habitually, "Shopkeeper, your house is too expensive! Give me a little discount!"

The shopkeeper smiled and said very kindly: "Master, it can't be any cheaper. You have never lived in our house, you only need to live for two days to know that the small shop is definitely worth the money!"

"Shopkeeper, what do you have to say to this poor man? You want to live here without any money? You should drive him out as soon as possible, so as not to pollute our dining place."

Dong Yong looked back unhappily, there were several young people eating and drinking in the hall, all of them were wearing silk and satin, holding folding fans in the cold weather.

Dong Yong said unhappily: "It's none of your business! Are you the owner of this inn? I'm talking to the innkeeper. Is it your turn to intervene?"

A young man in a blue brocade coat opened his folding fan and said with a smile, "It's none of my business. But I can't stand how you pretend to be a master without money!"

"Who said I have no money?" Dong Yong spread his palms towards Erlangshen, and Erlangshen took out an ingot of gold and put it in his palm.

The gold ingot was so heavy that Dong Yong's hand was shaken by the pressure.

"Come on, shopkeeper! We've made a reservation, and we'll live in a small courtyard of ten taels of silver that day!" He put the gold ingots on the counter, "Put the money here first, and when we live enough, let's settle the accounts together!"

Seeing Jin Ding's eyes widen, the shopkeeper hurriedly called Qixi, "Qixi! Take the two masters to the backyard."

Before Dong Yong left, he said to the young people: "This is called buns with stuffing not on the pleats! Do you understand? Also, the calligraphy and painting on your fan are fake, they are fakes! You should be more careful! Next time I'll be lied to again!"

Dong Yong led Erlang Shen away arrogantly, and the faces of the young people who stayed in the hall were ashen.He clenched the fan tightly in his hand and fell hard to the ground.

Qixi courteously invited Dong Yong and Erlangshen to the backyard.Dong Yong gave him a few rewards and let him go down.

There are no outsiders here, Dong Yong sighed and said to Erlangshen: "I found myself a little swollen. Now it is getting worse and worse. Although I used to be stingy, I was not so arrogant. Now I have to tease anyone who hates it."

Erlang Shen said: "It's not your problem, and I will support you."

Dong Yong smiled, "Maybe it's because I know you won't leave me alone, so now I'm doing things more and more unscrupulously! By the way, I will return the gold to you when I get home."

Erlang God looked at his smiling face and said silently in his heart: I hope you will always be so happy and carefree, even if you are a little more swollen or unscrupulous, it doesn't matter, I will always protect you.

Dong Yong took off his coat and lay down on the bed, "Oh! This bed is so soft, it really deserves to be an inn with ten taels of silver a day."

Erlang Shen looked at the furnishings in the room and couldn't help but nodded.

On the wall facing the door are calligraphy and paintings by famous masters and national masters. Lyres and long swords are hung on the wall, adding a little elegance to the room.

The tables, chairs, and benches are made of good materials and exquisitely carved, and the bed curtains and cushions are all made of high-quality silk and satin.There is dowry in the back room, which is prepared for the female guests staying.There are also potted crabapple flowers in the house. The crabapple has no fragrance, but the flowers bloom very well.There is not a single grass growing outside, but there is a bit of spring in the house.

Erlangshen said: "It's noon now, are you hungry, I'll ask the guy to bring some food over!"

Dong Yong lay on the bed with his arms under his pillow, "I'm not hungry, I ate too much in the morning. I want to sleep for a while, but I didn't sleep well last night."

Erlang Shen said: "Then you go to bed first! I'll go out for a while."

Dong Yong waved his hand at him, "If you have something to do, do it quickly! You don't have to accompany me, it's just the imperial examination. Didn't I never pass the exam in my previous life?"

Erlangshen saw how sensible he was, and his heart softened, "It's not a big deal, I'll come back as soon as I go, and I'll buy you whatever you want to eat."

Dong Yong opened his eyes and said obediently: "I want to eat stinky tofu! The fried one, put more vinegar."

Erlang Shen: "...you are still hungry!"

After speaking, Erlang Shen hurriedly left the inn with his long legs.

Dong Yong lay on the bed and said sadly: "The first day without stinky tofu, miss it!"

Erlangshen was not in a hurry, he just went out to buy some food for Dong Yong.Dong Yong sleeps first, and when he wakes up, he can just eat the meal he bought for him.It can be said that Erlang Shen is quite considerate.

Dongxifang City is filled with all kinds of cries, and the air is filled with the aroma of various foods.

Wearing brocade robes, Erlang God shuttles among the crowd.In recent years, he has eaten all over Guanjiangkou with Dong Yong. Mr. Dong Yong said that he prefers the street food stalls to the luxurious restaurants.

Xiaolongbao, wontons, noodles, fried cakes, all kinds of snacks and dim sum are available.Erlangshen bought two bowls of wontons, two drawers of steamed buns, and some exquisite snacks.He put all the food in the Qiankun bag, and when he returned to the inn, the food was still warm.

Erlangshen bought these few foods and planned to go back, but after walking a few steps, he smelled a bad smell.

"Sell stinky tofu, eat fresh fried, delicious and not expensive!"

Standing on the stand of stinky tofu, Erlang Shen frowned tightly.

The owner who sells stinky tofu said: "Brother, buy some and go back and try it! It smells stinky and tastes good!"

The owner who sold sesame seed cakes next to him said unhappily: "Come on! You are such a particular person, who would eat your stinky food! Stop doing it soon, your stall is so stinky that it scares my customers." Ran!"

The owner of the stinky tofu still said cheerfully, "Oh! You guys are just not used to eating it! Brother, do you want to buy some?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "Give me some more vinegar."

The boss who sold sesame seed cakes opened his mouth in surprise, and the boss who sold stinky tofu said with a smile, "Okay! Put more vinegar!"

Erlangshen bought a porcelain bowl and asked the boss selling stinky tofu to put the things in the porcelain bowl and take it away.He frowned and let the porcelain bowl float behind him, and played a trick to prevent mortals from discovering the floating porcelain bowl.

absolute!Absolutely don't let stinky tofu enter his cosmos bag!This is his bottom line!

Erlang Shen returned to the inn sadly, and as soon as he entered the small courtyard, he saw Dong Yong holding a mahogany sword and confronting the seventh princess.The Seventh Princess still looked like a handsome young man. When she saw Erlang God come back, she ran over anxiously and said, "Zhen Erlang, please explain to me quickly. I am really not a vixen, I am the Seventh Princess in the sky!"

Erlang Shen looked at her calmly and thought: Of course I know you are the Seventh Princess, but now I just want to put stinky tofu on your face!