The hero's useless super power

Wen Ze was a little annoyed. The girlfriend in front of him had already cried to him for the millionth time how "that scumbag" looked down on her, how he ignored her efforts to please her, and finally it would come down to one sentence: "You said I should what to do?"

"Let's break up." Wen Ze replied for the millionth time, "Frog with four legs..."

"I don't want to listen to this!" The best friend burst into tears again. She dabbed her eyes skillfully with a silk handkerchief that is rare these days. Me? I don’t even look at it! I’m pretty and have a good figure. I’ve been admitted to studying abroad in a serious way, and my family background is not bad. How can I lose to him? Why should he ignore me? ? When I go on a date? I am also a serious blind date! Like our family, which one is not..."

Wen Ze quietly raised his chin and yawned. As a GAY honey, it was right to help scold the scumbag at this time, but this kind of drama was staged too often, and he was already tired of watching it.This young lady was on the fence, and she couldn't be reconciled to letting it go. She chased the green grass like honey, and refused to let go.At the beginning, he also helped to scold the scumbag and introduce new men. After all kinds of tricks, the eldest lady still said that she would never forget it. Since then, the weekly crying meeting has become a routine. After calmly refilling his coffee, he left without looking back.

What the eldest lady said is true, but things like feelings can't be forced. Wen Ze has never met that "scumbag man". From the information he heard, he is indeed a romantic person. He has good looks, family background and education. Naturally It was among the safflower bushes, not a single leaf touched her body. The eldest lady was also a master of love in the past, but this time she was possessed by a demon and wanted to hang herself on this tree.

As a GAY honey with complex relationships and strong emotions, Wen Ze had to listen to brainwashing and crying once a week. Finally, today he couldn't stand it anymore.

"I have a solution." Wen Ze smiled slightly, "I'll make him GAY, so you can vent your anger."

He said it casually, even though it involved a secret.Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, the eldest lady yelled: "Okay, you go! It's best to let him fall in love with someone who will never be able to love him, and let him taste what he can't get!"

Wen Ze held back his smile and said, "Okay, next time I meet him..."

"What are you waiting for next time, I know where he is!" The eldest lady proudly called for the checkout, pulled Wen Ze away and left, "It's not a lady if you don't take revenge!"

Wen Ze is a little dumbfounded, he does have a special ability: he can control other people's dicks.This kind of control is nothing more than making other people's dicks hard when they shouldn't be hard, and can't get hard when they should be hard, but this is just a purely physiological reaction, not psychological, and the phrase "becoming gay" is just a joke.

After being stuffed into the car, Wen Ze couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Forget it, I'm joking, do you believe it?"

"I don't care, you have to do it for me!" The eldest lady wiped her nose and tears, pouted angrily, "Although he is good in bed, is my old lady such a good sleeper? You will do what you say, and then you can do it." No need, you punch me to vent your anger!" Seeing that Wen Ze was still talking, she said angrily, "I even kicked Xiong GAY's crotch for you!"

This is another piece of black history. Wenze shut up silently and prayed to all kinds of gods and Buddhas not to run into that "scumbag". Unexpectedly, fate had a lot of eyes, and he was dragged into a business The building, it’s a working day, he and the young lady are both freelancers, so it’s convenient to come and go, at this moment, they broke in like a whirlwind, and didn’t care about the eyes of the front desk lady who hesitated to talk—Wen Ze guessed that this was not the first time that the young lady This was done—the two arrived in front of the target's office very quickly, the door was not closed, and there were bursts of familiar groans from adults.

The eldest lady blushed instantly as if she was facing a big enemy, kicked the door open with her cat's heels, and roared: "Wow! Er! Today either you die or I die!"

Wen Ze was pulled in, and bumped head-on at an indescribable part. His first impression was: Yo, it's big enough!Don't know how old you were when you were young?

Unfortunately, as his thoughts rose, the scumbag Wen Er's penis instantly collapsed like a deflated ball. Because of the instant retreat of blood and normal human physiological rules, he howled and covered his mouth With his crotch between his legs, he lay on the ground as if he had been kicked by someone, with his white butt facing the sky, which made Wenze's eyes full.

Facing this scene, the eldest lady, who was already out of combat power, was stunned for a moment, then turned her head and smiled at Wen Ze: "Good job!"

I'fuck, don't expose the murderer in front of the sufferer!

Wen Ze swallowed these words silently, and saw Wen Er's violent and fierce eyes.

Wen Ze is not a person who is good at violence, otherwise it would not be the turn of the eldest lady to help kick his crotch. Seeing Wen Er gnashing his teeth and squatting up, as if he was about to pounce, he knew what to do no matter how ignorant he was. What.

So, Wen Er just showed signs of recovery, howled again, clutched his crotch and lay down on the ground again to stick his butt.

Human physiology is really amazing. It is obviously a normal physiological phenomenon, but because it is too fast or too slow, it triggers different feelings.

Wen Ze secretly sighed so shamelessly, and at the same time smiled at the young lady who was beginning to be puzzled.

Wen Er had such a reaction, but it was because the blood that had just faded was quickly refilled on the penis in a way that completely violated the human physiological structure. Imagine that the lower arm was pressed for too long, and after suddenly relaxing, it changed from numbness to normal feeling. Putting the feeling on the male penis is simply torture.

What a pity for a handsome guy. Ever since Wenze entered the door, he has been trampled into a flower in the cold wind for no reason. His upper body is still wearing a suit, and his exquisite tie is dragging feebly on the ground, but his lower body is naked, with chic leg hair And the white and round buttocks are exposed, which further highlights my predicament.

As if she felt that this was not enough, the eldest lady scolded mercilessly: "This is what happens to a flirt! You deserve it! If you like men, go! You are a two-legged jerk, you will end up with AIDS! Let me tell you, My friend has plenty of ways to cure you!"

Chiyu, who was hit by the fire at the city gate, twitched his face, and wanted to pull away the excited girlfriend, but when he walked to the side, a hand suddenly grabbed his ankle. If it wasn't for this hand, it would be fine With a bit of "pretty beauty", he might just go up and step on it.

"What did you do?" Wen Er almost squeezed out the words through his teeth. No man can become an iron man. He is very tenacious if he can hold on without crying, "Is it you?"

Wen Ze really wanted to say "I didn't do anything", but the eldest lady was just so proud of herself. She was so crazy at the moment because of the serious setbacks she suffered from Wen Er, so she sneered and said, "My friend is gay. Master Feng Shui, he told you to be gay, so you will be gay! If you don’t believe me, just wait!”

God damn gay Feng Shui master!

Wen Ze's neck was dripping with cold sweat, no matter Sanqi 21 dragged his best friend to flee this shameful place in a hurry, he was also a man anyway, so it would be no problem to drag a petite woman away.He thought, anyway, we won't see each other in the future, so let's lose face if we lose face, but unfortunately, fate will never let such a good show go.

Half a month later, when Wen Ze almost buried this matter in the depths of his brain after working hard day and night, Wen Er appeared in his life again in an irresistible posture. A scumbag, but the great father of Party A.