The hero's useless super power

The people above moved their mouths, and the people below broke their legs.

Wen Ze had nothing to do with Dean, so he had to bite the bullet and call Wen Er, and the call was directly transferred to "The number you dialed is currently on the line." He stared at the screen for a while with a grim expression, and had to send a message In the past, ask questions about modifications.After a while, there was a reply from the other side, only five words: "How do I know."

I'm 'fuck, isn't that what you gave me?

Wen Ze's face was distorted, his hand speed was off the charts, and he sent another message: "I got it in your office, and my aunt told me to go!"

"Auntie doesn't understand."

"Then you didn't tell me where to get it!"

"I'm responsible for everything, what do you want?"

fuck fuck fuck!

The veins on Wen Ze's forehead burst out, and he gritted his teeth and began to attack personally: "You will never be loved in your life!"

This time there was no reply in a second, and the news came only after Wen Ze felt a little uneasy: "It's better than you sneaking around all your life."

When it comes to poking tubes into people's lungs, Wen'er is not far behind.

Wen Ze suddenly seemed to be discouraged. These words really hit his weakness and he was completely unable to refute. This kind of heart disease will never be "healed".

Wen Er didn't send any more messages, and Wen Ze didn't want to deal with this matter for the time being. After the day's work was over, he decided to have fun and make a date. However, when he walked outside the bar he frequented, he saw Seeing all kinds of people coming in and out, I suddenly felt a little dazed.He is not young anymore—at least not the kind of youth who is so young that he can pinch water—he can rent a house, make a picture, earn a little money, and find a boyfriend for the rest of his life, but what about the future?As Wen Er said, is he going to be sneaky like this for the rest of his life?

Wen Ze simply walked a few streets and sat on a pedestrian chair on the side of the road in the bustling commercial district. As the night fell, the noisy atmosphere became more intense. He watched people come and go in a daze. After drinking a drink and playing a few games, until nearly ten o'clock, the "Didi Dacock" that he thought would appear did not sound. Wen Er seemed to be planning to stay alone in the empty room tonight.

That night, both Wen Ze and Wen Er lived in a very "healthy and simple way", and neither of them was with anyone.

No matter how confused your mind is, you still have to live.

One night of confusion is over, and Wen Ze still has to contact Wen Er the next day. Party A is a huge system, and it is very important to find the right person to make a decision. It is a matter of pride to be able to directly contact the other party's boss like this thing.Of course, it is also possible that Hades are easy to see and little ghosts are difficult to deal with, but it is not him who is the specific matchmaker, so he doesn't worry about it.

Wen Ze struggled for a while, but still chose to send a message. After all, the text can be deliberated over and over again, and the words can't be taken back.He wrote, deleted, and deleted this short message, and it took several minutes to finish it. He didn't worry about breaking up with his favorite boyfriend. Thinking about it, he really felt like he saw a ghost.

"When will the revised plan be given to me?" In the end, Wen Ze still sent an ordinary question.

"I'll ask someone to take it to your dean." It took a long time to reply, "Someone will specialize in this area in the future, so don't trouble you to run away."

Wen Er was so "normal", and Wen Ze suddenly became a little unaccustomed to it. No matter what, no matter how much Wen Er lingered in the flowers, attracting bees and butterflies, he did not attract him. Butterflies are also "victims".

"Actually, it's nothing. Didn't I have the opportunity to experience the life of the rich, haha."

After sending it, Wen Ze stared at the last "hehe" and wanted to slap himself twice. He swore that there was no irony at all, it was just an embarrassing cover-up.

This time, Wen Er didn't reply, Wen Ze looked at his phone every two seconds, and after waiting for a long time, there was still no news, and he couldn't help but start to turn on which pot and which pot to turn on again: "Has your problem healed yet?"

Seconds back: "Which one are you referring to?"

"Of course it's impotence!"

"You're the fucking impotent!"

Well, all the bad words came out, and he looked angry.

Wen Ze scratched his hair helplessly, pondered for a while on the phone, and wrote: "I thought of something, you said you don't have a morning erection, right?"

"No." Wen Er also responded, "You have?"

"I do, so why don't you?"

No one can answer this question. This ability is so inexplicable that no one can understand it.

The topic froze at this point, and Wen Ze didn't know how to continue. Unexpectedly, this time it was Wen Er who took the lead in breaking the zombie: "Do you want to stay overnight and see the situation the next day?"

"OK."

Before his brain could react, Wen Ze replied like this, and when he put down the phone, he realized what he had promised, and suddenly a chill came to his heart: "Fuck, am I starting to be possessed?"

This is also the reason why Wen Ze arrived at the villa by accident during dinner and stared at Wen Er for a long time.

Wen Er stared back without showing any weakness, and said coldly: "Are you in love with me?"

"Unless I'm straight." Wen Ze said with a snort.

"My ability is not only effective for women." Wen Er took the soy milk and poured it into the mixed grains and rice.

From the last dinner, Wen Ze saw that the health of the food comes first. It is all vegetables, fruits and fish, and there is almost no red meat and stewed in sauce. He stared at the bowl of rice with disgust, and said angrily, "Are you pig food? Pigs are better at eating than you!"

"None of your business." Wen Er retorted while grilling rice gracefully, "I said, why are you here? Finding trouble?"

If I had known, I would not have come!

Wen Ze complained in his heart, but still insisted: "Aren't I here to study your ability? It's for the good of both of us!"

Wen Er stopped eating pig food, tilted his head and stared at Wen Ze for a while, and said, "You really don't have feelings for me?"

"I have feelings for your ass." Wen Ze pouted, and began to pick up the plate of fish that he didn't know how to make. "You feel too good about yourself."

Wen Er didn't say anything, just glanced down calmly, as if he was looking at his own butt.

After the bickering, Wen Ze felt that it was all coming, so he decided to do something serious: "Speaking of which, have you ever asked the person who fell in love with you influenced by your ability?"

"Most of them think I'm handsome, and then start to imagine what we're like in bed, and then..." Wen Er showed a disgusted expression, which was fleeting, and if Wen Ze hadn't been staring at him, he wouldn't have been able to see it at all, " Then I felt that life and death could not be separated from me, and it mostly started from the face."

Wen Ze let out a long groan, stopped his gaze on Wen Er's face, and watched Wen Er go from forcibly ignoring to frowning to glaring.

"Have you seen enough?"

"It's quite handsome." Wen Ze nodded, "But I don't think it's any fun to sleep with you. I think you must be the type who pulls out your dick and sleeps after sex. There is no foreplay."

Wen Er's expression was indescribable, and he retorted: "You gays are like this, right?"

"Nonsense, we are basically living on foreplay. Do you think you poke assholes every day? How can there be so much time!"

Wen Er showed an obviously curious look, his lips parted, but in the end he still didn't ask.

Wen Ze thought that this was the case this time. After all, research ability is easy to say but hard to do. He can only pretend to be an expert.He stayed in the same guest room as before, and his aunt thoughtfully prepared a whole set of new supplies for him. After enjoying the whole night, before he opened his eyes the next day, when he regained consciousness, he unconsciously grabbed his underwear and turned over , I saw Wen Er sitting by the bed with a tent between his legs, staring at his lower body.

I'm shit, is this ready for a "base" change?

Facing Wen Er's "hot" gaze, Wen Ze, a gay man who exposed his flesh to the wind without flinching, unconsciously pulled up the quilt, covered his unattractive upper body like a little wife, and said cautiously: "Morning!" ah."

"Yes." Wen Er replied casually with a very high-ranking style, his eyes were still fixed on Wen Zechenqi's energetic "little brother", without saying a word.

I'fuck, didn't I become bent, but because of jealousy and hatred, I wanted to cut off my life?

This kind of imagination immediately made Wen Ze's hairs explode. Although the current society ruled by law and the progress of civilization has reached a high level, human beings still only respect violence in essence. What's more, Wen Er has power and power. How could he know that the Zhao family Is he used to this kind of violence? His surname is not Zhao.

"It stands to reason that if you react, I should too." After a long time, when Wen Ze wanted to sneak out of bed, Wen Er suddenly said, "Why didn't I respond when you had a morning erection?"

"The person who likes you also doesn't like me." After understanding the reason, Wen Ze heaved a sigh of relief, took the opportunity to slip out of bed, answered casually, and went into the bathroom, "The devil knows what this ability is."

Unexpectedly, Wen Ze was still sitting on the toilet, and Wen Er followed him in again, standing in front of him as if sitting on a mountain.The bathroom is not very spacious and the lighting is not good. How embarrassing it would be for two adult men to be in it.

"So you female gays like to pee while sitting?"

Wen Er's speech was earth-shattering, Wen Ze was completely petrified on the toilet, and the toilet seat that Wei Li washed couldn't comfort the shocked brain, he stammered: "What...what gay?"

"It's just..." Wen Er seemed to be hesitant, "It's the one who is a woman among the gays."

I'm fuck, call me gay, what the hell is a female gay?You really have a fucking imagination!

Wen Ze held back his breath and said, "It's not good to pee standing up in the morning! Fuck, you're so wilted that you can't even stand up in the morning!"

"Just press it." Wen Er calmly ignored Wen Ze's personal attack, "Why are you so angry?"

"Fuck, you are someone who has lived abroad for so many years and has seen a lot. Why do you have the same views as the elderly?"

"Why do I have the same opinion as the old people?"

Wen Ze spent a wash time to popularize the normal ecology of the gay circle for Wen Er, including more than one and less, poking ass is not the norm, and men are dick animals who like new and hate old, and they will try various positions.

Wen Er frowned as he listened: "Then you have to confirm whether the other party is zero or one every time you have sex with each other?"

"Let's look at the face to see if the figure is good? Even if Lingyi is not suitable, you can still do handjobs!" Wen Ze said angrily, "If you can't do it with tears, you are all men who haven't stabbed anyone yet? "

Wen Er's expression immediately fell to the level of disgust: "Have you ever talked about a man?"

Wen Ze wanted to make an excuse, but after thinking about it, forget it. For people outside the circle, this kind of thing is indeed a bit exciting. A sentence popped up in his mind, "I won't let you fucking think about it in the future." In a second, goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body: I'fuck?Am I bewitched?

"Wait, wait!" Wen Ze grabbed Wen Er, who finished observing Chen Bo and was about to start a day's work, "You, what, are people who like you crazy?"

"Yes." Wen Er replied.

"How crazy?"

"Don't you know Yang Wu?" Wen Er asked suspiciously, "It's that crazy."

Wen Ze recalled Yang Wu at that time. Basically, the topic of their meeting was always Wen Er, all social softwares were full of Wen Er, and all schedules revolved around Wen Er, not only for marriage, but also for baby products and future nursing homes. Well, it can be called obsession.As long as he criticizes Wen Er, Yang Wu can jump up and fight him desperately.

In this way, Wen Ze's current state is still normal.

Well, it must have been a brain slip...

Wen Ze changed his clothes absent-mindedly, completely oblivious to Wen Er who had left outside the room and took another step back. After a few glances at his vain figure, he left with a trace of disdain.

This day's work, Wen Ze was in a trance. Until the evening, Lu Qingzhou called and said, "Let me tell you, a strange thing happened to me, it may be related to your nonsense ability."

Lu Qingzhou has always been quite reliable, just as reliable as his makeup skills in women's clothing, so Wen Ze decided to go to see it at that time, and after thinking about it, he felt that there was no such thing as a "cock" in this world. There are only two of them, and Wen Er seems to be quite smart, powerful and powerful, how stupid would it be to not pull this kind of big tree to enjoy the shade?

When Wen Ze called, he didn't bother to send a message. He was too old to even move his fingers.To his surprise, the call was connected quickly, and Wen Er's voice sounded a little tired but polite: "The person you're connected to hasn't contacted?"

"No, I've contacted you." Wen Ze replied smoothly, "It's not about work, but Lu Qingzhou told me that he seems to have met someone like us."

Wen Er didn't respond for a long time, and was awkwardly silent for nearly half a minute before saying: "Then?"

"You didn't respond?" Everyone was familiar, and Wen Ze's speech became more and more presumptuous, "I have only met you when I grow up!"

"I'm waiting for your proposal."

Wen Ze came to his senses, fuck, the boss is used to this, and he is waiting for his report!

"My opinion is that of course we have to get in touch!" Wen Ze said angrily, "Talk with us personally, otherwise what do you think? Capture people for experiments?"

This time Wen Er responded quickly: "Can't you go alone?"

"Why should I go alone?" Wen Ze said without thinking, "It's not about me alone!"

Maybe it was an illusion, Wen Ze always felt that he heard a slight sigh coming from the other side.

"Okay, you send me the time and place."