The hero's useless super power

Wen Ze only felt that his heartbeat was a little messy, like an old-fashioned popcorn machine, and it was brewing for the last "boom"-boom your sister, ah bang, this thing is not a good bird at all!

Secretly "encouraging" himself, Wen Ze calmly said: "We have a lifelong friendship, okay?"

Wen Er's medium eyes slanted, and he said, "Didn't you guys have a relationship with dicks?"

"What a dick! I said you can't pollute my innocence, okay? I'll be impotent all my life, I'll be dumped forever, and I'll have anal leaks when I'm old, so I can't sleep with that wooden boat, okay?" Wen Ze replied without even thinking about it, "A hairy dick?"

"Oh?" Wen Er said blankly, "Didn't you say that he is your girlfriend?"

Wen Ze was stunned for a moment, and then realized, "Fuck, he did say it just to get angry!"

"Didn't you spend the whole night in the guest room of my house and call the bed for so long?"

Wen Ze hesitated to speak, but after a few seconds, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "How do you know that my name is `Bed'?"

"I heard it."

Wen Ze was at a loss: "No, isn't your house soundproofed very well? You can't hear the sound in the room even if the wooden boat is outside."

"I'm downstairs, the sound insulation is not that good, but I can still hear a little bit." Wen Er said coldly, "I heard a little bit. Normally, you should be screaming like a butchered pig, right?"

Even jumping into the Yellow River can't understand what it was like. Wen Ze now fully understands. Not only that, he has let out all the words, said the left and the right, and it's not right for him to say which way.

The man on the side who had been moaning about his ability for a long time interrupted at this moment: "I said you, you must have just entered the circle not long ago. The relationship between men is different from that between men and women. We won't get pregnant. What are you afraid of other than getting sick? Whatever you want Come on, everyone falls asleep when you can see it too much, and you don’t fall asleep if you can’t see it. What’s so strange? Don’t tell me you are a virgin, and you don’t even have experience with women! You don’t look like you. If it's true, do you want me to come and cook for you? I guarantee the first-class technology!"

Hearing this, Wen Ze became irritable. He wanted to explain a few words but couldn't speak. Most importantly, he didn't have the position to explain. What do you say to a straight man like Wen Er about these things?Don't mention the aggrieved energy.

For a while, the atmosphere in the private room was subtly stiff, only the "foot-crazy man" was still tirelessly promoting his bed skills, saying that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on the earth, it is extremely shameless.

There was a soft knock on the door, and Lu Qingzhou poked his head out cautiously, and said, "Have you finished talking?"

"Are you alright?" Wen Ze thanked Lu Qingzhou's family for eight lifetimes in his heart. He came at the right time, so he quickly turned everyone's attention back to the business, "Are you still impulsive?"

Lu Qingzhou's face became obviously heavy, his eyes drifted to the only stranger present, and he asked, "Then what, what's your name?"

Wen Er frowned, and said, "You guys don't even ask your name when you're dating?"

"Are you asking?" Lu Qingzhou asked angrily.

"Anyway, we need a title." After Wen Er said this, he realized that the three of them hadn't even asked for a title since they came in. They called each other "handsome guy" and "laozi" casually, very casually.

"Xiao Qisheng, in fact, in life, there is no allusion to my name. My parents asked someone to calculate the name, and the fortune teller didn't say why, so he just said this name is good." Xiao Qisheng probably was asked a lot, so he took the initiative to confess. After a while.

"Coincidentally, my name was also counted by my parents..." Wen Ze was startled when he said this, and turned to Wen Er thoughtfully, "Your name was also counted, right?"

"You mean our abilities are related to this?" Wen Er immediately understood what Wen Ze meant, and frowned, "The scope is too small, and the names of the three people were all named by fortune-telling, so the coincidence is plausible, right?"

"What about your fortune-telling?" Wen Ze thought about it, and turned to ask Xiao Qisheng.

Xiao Qisheng spread his hands: "I don't know, my parents said that it looks pretty decent, that's how I describe it, why don't I go back and ask?"

"Alright, you can go back and ask, and I'll ask too." Wen Ze nodded and said, it's about life...well, what about life?

"I said!" There was a low growl from outside the door, and Lu Qingzhou said angrily, "Have you guys finished talking? Can I come in?!"

Of course, Wen Ze couldn't let Lu Qingzhou stay outside all the time, and asked Xiao Qisheng: "Is there a way for you to be immune to this ability?"

"Yes." Xiao Qisheng smiled at Lu Qingzhou and said, "Come in and close the door."

Lu Qingzhou came in dubiously, and just half-closed the door, seeing Xiao Qisheng took off his shoes and began to tear his socks, he suddenly changed his face, opened the door and shouted: "Fuck, the way to get immune is to lick your feet, right? I'fuck me' fuck me' fuck, then I'm not immune! Let's do it! We're never going to see each other again!"

Wen Ze imagined the scene, and suddenly his whole body was in a bad mood. He wanted to persuade him, but he felt that there was no way to talk about it. After all, this ability was born, and they had no choice.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qisheng pulled off his socks and smiled: "You come in first, who told you to lick your feet?"

Lu Qingzhou poked his head out slowly from behind the door, and looked at Xiao Qisheng suspiciously for a while. When his eyes fell on the other party's bare feet, his expression suddenly changed, revealing a hesitant expression. After a few seconds, there was a sound of retching, and he threw the door down and went straight to the bathroom.

Xiao Qisheng's feet are very ordinary, neither clean and beautiful as fake nor smelly and dirty, just an ordinary man's feet, socks and shoes are also normal, it is not disgusting at all.

Wen Ze hesitated for a while, and said, "This is... solved?"

"It's over." Xiao Qisheng put on his shoes and socks slowly, "Just take a look at my feet, and it won't be affected in the future."

Wen Er asked: "Can't you see it?"

"Then you will become a foot fetish for the rest of your life!" Xiao Qisheng said, "No one wants to, you know."

Wen Ze heard that something was wrong, and said: "Isn't it true that everyone around you has become a foot fetish?"

"How is it possible!" Xiao Qisheng glared, "It's only what I like, and what I don't like is not affected."

"Fuck!" Wen Ze blurted out, "You just turned someone into a foot fetish and that's it?"

Xiao Qisheng's smile froze on his face, after a while he snorted coldly, and said: "Then where are you going?" He glanced at Wen Er, "Those who love you to death may have someone who really likes you." What about people?" He looked at Wen Ze again, "You let people who are not homosexuals fuck you casually, confusing other people's sexual orientation, you."

"Fart!" Wen Ze said angrily, "A man can still be hard on a hole, and he won't bend just because he is hard on a man once. What do you think your sexual orientation is!"

"Then I won't show my feet to others. You can talk about it so seriously that we can swim and take a shower together!" Xiao Qisheng snapped back unceremoniously, "Speaking of which, you are the most serious, you Look, me and this handsome guy are still immune to abilities, you don’t even have one! How do you know if those who slept with you were because they were hard or because they were gay? Don’t tell me that sexual orientation can’t be changed , How many people in youth have sex with men because of curiosity? How many people have sex with men just because their prostates are cool? Men are casual about sex, and you don’t know it! Let me tell you, you and you are the same, Not going anywhere!"

Wen Ze was taken aback by the words, but he opened his mouth but didn't know how to explain it, he was speechless like a clay sculpture, very aggrieved.At this time, the back of his hand was covered with warmth, and Wen Er's unhurried voice sounded: "I can't guarantee whether he has messed with others, but if I didn't tell you about your ability just now, you didn't plan to do it at all." Let our friends be immunized? Maybe it will go along with the flow, and watch a good show?"

Probably because he was distracted by the talk, Xiao Qisheng curled his lips and said, "So what if I tell you? Does anyone believe it?"

"You can take off your shoes, and our friends will be fine. No matter whether you are affected or not, licking your friends' feet in public will become a lifetime shadow for anyone who encounters it." Wen Er took Wen Ze's hand Hold it, and said calmly, "Everyone knows what they think in their hearts, so there is no need to say more."

Xiao Qisheng poured the wine into his mouth, while muttering in a low voice: "Eldest brother, don't say second brother, the ghost knows which of the two of you is sincere and who is false, cut!"

Wen Er didn't seem to hear it, and naturally held Wen Ze's hand and placed it on his lap, the temperature of that little bit of flesh was so hot that Wen Ze panicked.