The hero's useless super power

Recently, Wen Er has been thinking about a major event: coming out of the closet.

It has been more than two months since I met Wen Ze and experienced all kinds of things. In Wen Er's life, he has never been in a relationship with a person for such a long time. So, he began to think about whether to come out?This is not an unavoidable option, but a kind of cognition. Of course, he will not come out on a large scale. This kind of "little secret" in marriage and family is not so difficult to protect, and he is not a public figure.

"Fuck, you don't even have a date for two months?" Wen Ze had a shocked expression on his face, "Big brother, you're going to kill a thousand people at this frequency, right? Is your dick okay? Didn't he exhaust himself and die?"

Wen Er glanced at the "delicate flower" in front of her, and was a little confused why they were together.

It can be regarded as a bad fate, if it is not for the "useless" ability, if it is not for the psychological shadow of the past, I am afraid that he will not find the long-lost peace here in Wenze.

Forget it, just be weird, as long as I live well.

With this in mind, Wen Er began to seriously consider coming out in the family.

There should be no problem with my father, not because of his open-mindedness, but because of his conservativeness.He has a son, and as long as his hands and feet are clean in marriage, he doesn't have to worry about the words of the "no offspring" old man. At most, he can say "don't play too much". As for the precise matter, everything else is negotiable. The family has been around for a hundred years... No, the accumulation of more than 20 years cannot be defeated by him.

The actual situation was indeed similar to what Wen Er expected. He chose a weekend, had a meal with the old man, reported on his business, and took advantage of the chess game after the meal to calmly say, "I've found a partner."

"Oh." The old man said calmly, "How's your personality?"

"It's okay, quite sensible."

"That's good." The old man put Bai Zi down lightly, "It's fine if you don't show off. Our family doesn't have any great ancestors, and we don't pay attention to feudalism."

"I understand that apart from being a man, he is all good." Wen Er slapped a black mark in the other corner, "He has a very good personality and has a sense of propriety."

The old man Luo Baizi's hands were extremely steady: "You can do as long as you like it, and you don't need to tell me about such trivial matters."

Wen Er nodded, and then accurately said Hei Zi: "Dad, you lost."

The old man threw the black pieces back into the chess box, and snorted angrily. On the square Go board, the black pieces cut off the white pieces, cleverly forming a line of five pieces.

Compared with the father's side, the mother's side is hell mode.

Wen Er was a little annoyed by this, and even made several plans and various deductions, but he was still not sure at all. Although he had been used to it for so many years, it was not easy to break through.He believes that an adult man’s internal problems in his original family should be solved alone, not to mention other reasons, it is an extremely stupid move to let his partner get involved, whether he is heterosexual or homosexual, the more he helps, the more he helps.

Wen Er deliberately chose a Wednesday afternoon when his mother was busy participating in social activities. He knew her itinerary and made a very long foreshadowing. , I was very moved.

"Mom." Wen Er felt that it was time to make a move, "I recently met someone."

"Really?" Probably because Wen Er had too much lace, the mother was not too surprised, but said in a flat tone, "Pay attention to your body, don't be too tired."

Even Wen Er was speechless for a few seconds in the face of this concern.

"I think he's pretty good, and I'll be with him for a while." Wen Er used a tactful way of saying that he couldn't get straight to the point when facing his mother, "We get along well."

The mother's hand that wiped her tears stopped suddenly, and she looked over with vigilance: "Are you ready to get married?"

"Not that far." Wen Er said calmly, "But I'm tired of changing things."

The mother laughed and completely recovered her "sobriety": "How is your family background? I believe in your vision. You must look good. It's just that you have figured out everything about your personality, background, and so on?"

"Of course I understand, we've been together for a while, and his family background is average." Wen Er hid the key words at the end and threw them out as if nothing had happened.

"Oh?" The mother's smile became brighter, and the upward curve of the corner of her mouth was close to the social standard. "Then, how are you getting along?"

"It's pretty good." Wen Er held his mother's hand. Although he was already old, his skin was still delicate and fair after years of good maintenance. "After all, I am my father's son, so I have the same vision."

This sentence recalled the long foreshadowing in front, and the mother's smile gradually disappeared. After a moment of silence, she sighed softly, and said: "Then you all take good care of it, and the future will be long. Let me tell you. ..." After babbling, she seemed to be lost in memories, and a natural smile reappeared, just like the girl with eyes full of envy.

Wen Er felt that it was time, stood up and said, "Mom, I have to leave beforehand."

"Okay, go get busy." Mother waved her hand, "I'm busy too. Look at you, you always come to talk to mom about every little thing, and you won't grow up at all!"

Wen Er smiled and didn't make any excuses. He just walked to the door as if he suddenly thought of something, held the door and turned around and said, "By the way, Mom, I have something else to tell you."

"What's the matter? Say something quickly!" The mother was looking at Bao and said casually.

"The partner I'm looking for is a man."

After saying this, Wen Er quickly escaped from the room in three steps, like a soldier who pulled out the safety catch of a grenade.As he expected, a moment later there was a scream and an indistinct call from the room. He ran out of the house without looking back, got into the car and frantically urged the driver to start without looking back at all.

"You don't dare to look back, do you?" Wen Ze, who had listened to the complete description of the process, was stunned and said, "You, you just came out like this?"

"Yeah, my parents already know, what is this if it's not coming out of the closet?" Wen Er said in an innocent tone.

Wen Ze thought about it carefully, it was true, but he always felt that something was wrong!

"Is that where your mother is?"

"What else? My mother can only let her wake up on her own. Anyway, she won't tell this matter to the public. She must feel ashamed. She dare not."

What Wen Er said was so reasonable, Wen Ze felt more and more that something was wrong, rather, none of Wen Er's parents' reactions were correct.He sat down to a cup of coffee with salt - unexpectedly delicious - and after a few minutes of silent thought, he suddenly shuddered and realized the problem.

"Fuck, you fucking came out of the closet by yourself, and you got out of the closet by yourself! I'm a deep closet, fuck, fuck!" Wen Ze screamed, clutching his head, "You fucker!"

Wen Er didn't have the slightest expression of surprise, and said with a smile: "Blame me?"