The hero's useless super power

Wen Ze didn't dare to go home for a long time, after all, no matter how eloquent others say, coming out is a big deal.This is related to his future life, his possible children, his parents, his parents' life plan, which is related to many people.After all he's been through, he's learned to take these seemingly insignificant decisions seriously.

Wen Er's experience of coming out of the closet has no reference at all. Rather, it is not considered coming out at all. Wen Er's father only cares about business and does not care about his son's relationship and marriage at all. It is enough for the business and grandson to be present, while his mother is a "crazy Mom”—Wen Er’s original words, obviously there are many family affairs that outsiders don’t know about—although he poured out his opposition to coming out to him all the time, but there was nothing he could do.Not only that, but even to help cover it up. According to Wen Er, the new idea of ​​the "crazy mother" is to spend money to hire a woman to act as his wife and hold a fake wedding, so that no matter what rumors spread outside, as long as this wife After that everything worked out.

Wen Er's evaluation of this idea is "I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic", and Wen Ze agrees.

Wen Ze could hardly imagine the reaction of his parents. He was afraid that when he entered the house, he would be confronted with a kitchen knife. His father's words... Father... He suddenly realized that he hadn't seen his father's face for several years.It's not that he avoided it on purpose. On the one hand, his family was already dissatisfied with his "job". As soon as he got home, he would inevitably start nagging, which would inevitably lead to quarrels, and finally broke up.In the past two years, he didn't even go back for the Spring Festival, and he was happy to travel and have fun with his friends.On the other hand, he also understands that as he grows older, every life plan he likes will be hated by his parents, even the closest mainstream unmarried, and his desire for grandchildren will never be satisfied. This made him subconsciously avoid communicating with his parents.

At this time, three days had passed since that terrible amusement park date, and the mother who was the matchmaker hadn't sent a single contact, which in itself was an extremely obvious signal.

Wen Ze is so cowardly, so naturally he doesn't dare to take the initiative to pierce this false security bubble, so he can only paralyze himself with heavy work, pretending that nothing happened.

"There's no future in being an ostrich."

At [-]:[-] in the middle of the night, Wen Er’s text message arrived as scheduled. The two of them had their own lives, and it was impossible for them to get tired of being together all day. Wen Er, an “elderly person”, always used text messages, no matter how much Wen Ze Anli used the Internet to communicate. Tools, even the most common QQ doesn't like it.

Wen Ze almost went crazy because of this. As an otaku, he once wanted to give up the diamond king because of this. It wasn't until one time when he found the secretary in Wen Er's office that he was listening to the boss's latest instructions. Using voice, of course, the receiver is crazy, listening to the voice is so troublesome, but what can the boss do, just bear with it.In contrast, sending him a text message was a "clear flow". After he knew it, he stared at Wen Er with a smirk no matter what he did that night, and Wen Er asked him if he was possessed by a ghost halfway on the bed. It's okay, what's the old man laughing at.

"A true warrior dares to face the dripping blood."

"Do you think the world doesn't exist if you close your eyes?"

"Hurry up and go home, the longer you procrastinate, the worse it will be!"

Looking at the text messages stored on the phone for so many days, Wen Ze was in a bad mood. It was because what Wen Er said was the truth that made people upset. He stared at the phone viciously, thinking whether to block Boss Wen Suddenly, the phone rang and it was my mother's number.

Wen Ze was so frightened that his hands shook. He looked at the number and almost dropped the phone. After 30 seconds of unyielding confrontation with the ringtone, he had to give in and pick it up: "Mom."

"Are you coming back for dinner on the weekend?" Wen Ze's heart trembled three times at his mother's nonchalant question, "What do you want to eat?"

"Whatever." Wen Ze said perfunctorily, the microphone fell silent, and after a while, he still said cautiously, "Mom, that blind date..."

"I see." Mom interrupted Wen Ze's temptation, "I discussed it with your dad, if you don't like it, don't like it, it's not easy for you outside, you still have to be happy in your life, so , you can live it however you want, your dad and I have understood it after so many years."

This made Wen Ze very moved. He didn't spend much time with his parents for so many years. Thinking about it now, maybe he was too cowardly.

Before Wen Ze could finish being touched, my mother said again: "By the way, I asked, and it seems that your situation is not easy. How about it? I heard from your second aunt that there is also a man in their unit, and she seems to say that she likes him." Man, why don't you take a look sometime?"

Wen Ze: "..."

Your parents are still your parents.

Wen Ze felt that the Tanabata date had come to a successful conclusion. At least, he got an acceptable result.

About the thing on the bed:

One day, Wen Er, who opened a new door, decided to have some fun and asked Wen Ze to order whatever he wanted, and he took everything.

Wen Ze had a "disgusted" expression on his face: "The old driver is amazing, that's okay, let's play a humiliating game."

Wen Er said, "Just take a look".

Soon, the two of them were fighting firewood, turning clouds and rain, and when the love was strong, Wen Er lowered his voice and said: "Look at you like this, it's so cool after the fuck, it's really cheap."

Wen Ze frowned and said nothing.

Wen Er continued to add fuel: "Don't you feel ashamed to spread your legs in front of a man? Have you never used it before?"

Wen Ze frowned even tighter and pursed his lips.

"Now you can't lack a man, right? It's really kinky..."

"Stop." Wen Ze finally couldn't help it anymore, "You call this humiliation?"

Wen Er looked puzzled: "Not enough?"

"No, your direction is wrong." Wen Ze taught patiently, "You are called praise, understand? For us, number zero, praise, you have to change the direction."

Wen Er was also a little confused: "Give me some hints?"

"What's the point of reminding me?"

The two of them paused the "battle situation", Wen Er pondered for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"Do you think a woman's chest can be hard? Shameless!"

"what……"

"The sound of calling the bed is so low, are you still a man?!"

"Hey..."

"Are you accepting women now? What a bitch!"

"Um--"

Afterwards, Wen Ze gave full marks to Wen Er's "understanding" ability.

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This is basically the end of this article. I have read all the comments about blunt feelings. In fact, these two are not at the level of "I love you" at all. Just now, Wen Zetu is "tall, rich and handsome". Ertu's "peace of mind", that is, neither living together nor entering each other's life circle, it is still too early to say "grow old together".But, this text is conceived as a short story, and it will be too long to write later, so I won’t write it. Thank you for watching!