The hero's useless super power

When Wen Er pushed the door and came in, Wen Ze was trying to lift a chair. He thought it would be an easy task, so he didn't rush to do it. Unexpectedly, the chair didn't know what to do, it was extremely heavy, and he lifted it up. Didn't lift it up!

"Sit down." Wen Er said calmly, "Let's talk."

"I really don't know what's going on!" Wen Ze really took his heart and soul out of this sentence. Speaking of it, this matter has nothing to do with him from the beginning to the end. Why should he be buried with him, "and Why do you believe such a strange thing so inexplicably?"

Wen Er suddenly said: "You don't have a morning erection?"

"Ah?" Wen Ze was interrupted by this sudden question, "Yes, yes..."

"Then what would you think if suddenly one day you were gone and the medical examination was fine?"

"Maybe the doctor can't find out."

"Do you think the hospital I went to was of the same level as the one you went to?"

"...That is, hell."

"Yes." Wen Er narrowed his eyes, "I saw you, a ghost."

Wen Er said it lightly, without any fumes, but Wen Ze was covered in cold sweat. He had heard from his best friend that this guy played cold and violent to perfection, otherwise how could he let his best friend, who is also a master in love, like that? irritable.Although he was often furious in front of him, after all, what happened to him would not happen under normal circumstances...

Wen Ze also wanted to defend himself and save his "health". At this moment, someone opened the door and walked in. He turned around and said, he is not only handsome but also gay!His GAY da beep!

Not only does this guy have a great figure, but he's also wearing a tight suit, his chest muscles are about to show off!

Even though the disaster was imminent, Wen Ze still enjoyed the feast of his eyes. When he came back to his senses, he found that a small tent had been set up between Wen Er's legs, and he was overjoyed: "Look, isn't this a reaction? Could it be mine? Has the ability been delayed?"

Wen Er didn't say a word, the muscles on his face twitched, obviously on the verge of rage, his eyes fixed on Wen Ze's lower body.

The alarm in Wen Ze's mind was already sounding, he slowly lowered his head, and sure enough, he raised his flag to salute.

"...I can explain."

"Explain you big-headed ghost!"

With that said, Wen Er's fist came up!

It is impossible to understand, and you will not be able to understand in this life. You can only temporarily stabilize the other party by talking about it to maintain life safety.

To get to the bottom of it, Wen Ze didn't even understand his own super power, how did he get it?How did it work?How did it disappear?He just knew "so and so". As for why, he had no idea at all, so naturally he couldn't explain it to Wen Er.

Wen Er was smarter than Wen Ze imagined. After chasing Wen Ze in the private room for a while, he pressed down on the table and yelled, "I think you can't speak clearly." , It’s basically the same as what Yang Wu said! I doubted it when you did it last time. How can it be so coincidental that I’ll be tough and you’ll be tough too? This time I’ll find someone to test you, and it’s true! Are you right? Is there any special method to turn a straight man into a gay? What did you do to me? Taking hormones?"

"Fuck, there's no such thing! Really!" Wen Ze couldn't laugh or cry, if it wasn't for the pain on his face, his attitude might have been better. Right now, he's almost the same as Xiang Hou, "If If there is such a method, how can I still not find a man for so long? If I am attracted to it, I will get an injection and it will be over? What is your sexual orientation? It is not a disease, but it can be cured?"

Wen Er pressed the table like a spider, held it back for a while, and then said dubiously, "Can't you?" Seeing Wen Ze's idiot expression, he immediately said, "But you can suppress it, right?"

"...That's true." Wen Ze reluctantly admitted, "But, you have to figure it out, why am I doing this to you? I don't do any good! The mess between you and Yang Wu is worth a dime to me. It doesn't matter! I was dragged over by force, so any Feng Shui master is talking nonsense, and you are someone who has seen the world, how can you even believe this!"

Wen Er slapped the table and roared: "Then how can I explain my situation!"

Wen Ze was about to collapse, and shouted back: "I don't know either!"

The two have been fighting each other for a while, and they are both a little tired. This matter is serious and serious, and it is not serious if it is not serious. According to the "internal top-secret information" from my best friend Yang Wu, Wen Er has had children for a long time, but the marital status is absolute. "Unmarried", so the family doesn't care about his nostalgic state, as long as he doesn't get sick, then this trouble that can't be hard is at most his own displeasure.

If Boss Wen can't be tough, Wen Ze will be unlucky.

"Why don't you give me some time so I can try something?" Seeing that this matter can't get better, Wen Ze bit the bullet and said, "It's really the first time I've encountered your situation. In the past, I could control the hard Or soft, but really just once, face to face, there will be no side effects, after all, this is not medicine!"

"What is that? Jumping God? Curse? Witchcraft? Gu?" Boss Wen estimated that he was "ill" and went to the doctor in a hurry during this time. ?”

"... read less novels." Wen Ze saw that Er's face was getting dark again, so he quickly comforted him, "Look, you're a straight man, and I'm a gay guy, so it's really inappropriate for us to get together, right? Besides, you hold my job, so powerful, if I don't solve this problem, I won't be able to live well, right? I will definitely try my best to find a solution, but you must at least give me some time! "

Wen Er didn't speak anymore, and after a long while with a gloomy face, he slowly straightened up, straightened his clothes, and said coldly, "I'll call you again." Then he opened the door and left as if nothing had happened, leaving only a private room behind. messed up.

Wen Ze stared blankly at the opened door for a while, trying to scold something, but finally he could only say: "You look like a dog!"

The scene was fooled, but after returning home, Wen Ze was a little annoyed, how can this matter be fixed?He is at a loss, so he has to teach others?You can only teach a bucket of paste.

Or, pack up and go to the End of the World?

This idea took root as soon as it came out and lingered in Wenze's mind, but when he opened Alipay and checked the balance, he still dismissed the idea.

It's not desperate, it's begging...