The hero's useless super power

Wen Er immediately raised his face, and said blankly and vigilantly, "Where did you get your ghost girlfriend?"

Wen Ze didn't really want to ask for advice. Anyway, the person had already made an appointment, and the mobile phone was just sending a message. As soon as he finished speaking, his aunt's voice came from outside the restaurant: "Mr. Wen, there is a lady outside who said They are looking for literary workers."

Wen Er's eyebrows raised unconsciously, and his eyes were full of warning when he looked at Wen Ze, but everyone was at the door. Although he lived here alone, his aunt, chef and driver were all there. It's not a good idea to overdo it, and besides, he admits he does have a bit of curiosity.

Soon, this lady came in. She was tall and tall, with gorgeous makeup, worthy of the title of beauty, but there was only a small problem: this "lady" had an Adam's apple under the silk scarf around her neck.

This "beauty" is Wenze's good friend Lu Qingzhou. The two of them once tried to be a couple. They are very compatible in terms of themselves, family background, experience and even sexual orientation with a very small probability. Problems in bed, no fit.

It's not Lingyi's problem, both of them are "cute and clever", but there is a kind of embarrassment that can't be explained clearly, similar to "it's too familiar to start with", what is depressing is that they are not familiar with each other, I only met in a business accident after graduating from university.

After holding back his strength for a month, when he woke up one morning, Wen Ze finally had to admit that he and Lu Qingzhou only had a life-long friendship, and there would be no such thing as Lu Qingzhou. Cock's friendship.The two became good friends in this way, there will be no ambiguity, but even the other person's preferences and positions are clear. Lu Qingzhou is also the only person who knows his special ability. He even wonders if he will have a boyfriend in the future. Changes or hindrances, after all, Lanyan is always blue and then green. I didn't expect that in the separate and reunited relationship, he and Lu Qingzhou were always innocent and sad. There is no explanation other than "fate" .

At this time, when a friend is in trouble, all parties come to help, and Lu Qingzhou makes his debut like this.

Lu Qingzhou's women's clothing is a unique skill. Unless he speaks or someone in the circle, ordinary people can't tell the difference at all. With this skill, he has turned a lot of straight men who are not so straight, and he is called a big dick in the circle.

"My girlfriend." Wen Ze showed a relieved expression, "Come to accompany me to draw."

Wen Er's expression was suspicious at first, squinting his eyes and looked Lu Qingzhou up and down impolitely, then suddenly showed a shocked expression, stood up all of a sudden, almost knocked over the bowl in front of him.

"What are you doing?" Wen Ze acted preemptively, "What do you want to say? Do you want me to live here for so long and be a monk?"

Wen'er opened his mouth, but didn't speak.

It doesn't count if Wen Ze is wrong about this matter, after all, Wen Ze's sexuality is open to him, and besides, it's no big deal for men to dress up as women, and it doesn't affect you if people like it.But then again, one day Wen Er brought a beautiful woman to make troubles, and the next day Wen Ze brought a big guy in women's clothes over, this challenge is too obvious.

In the end, Wen Er sneered and said, "You think my place is an hourly hotel?"

"Then you just let me go back?" Wen Ze said nonchalantly, "Why do you want me to live here?"

"Then I need to call you if I have something to do?" Wen Er frowned, with an unhappy expression on his face, "What are you? Didi hit dick?"

Wen Ze almost spit out the meat he ate.

The gossip I heard from Yang Wu has never said that "Wen Er's language is vulgar". They are all so elegant, considerate, smart and powerful. The human nature of muddy body.

"If you don't want to live here, settle the matter early." Wen Er turned cold, "Don't try to play tricks on me!"

Wen Ze looked at Wen Er's expression, and suddenly said, "How did you know he was a man? He didn't say anything."

Wen Er was taken aback for a moment, then glanced at Lu Qingzhou who was standing beside him, and said, "Why can't you see it? It's so obvious."

"Where is it obvious?" Lu Qingzhou interjected, ruining the beauty at once, "If you don't believe me, you called the aunt who opened the door to come over, but she didn't see it. Generally speaking, men are not as sensitive as women, and women are only called accurate when they look at women." Woolen cloth."

Wen Er blinked, as if she really wanted to call Auntie over, but suddenly thought of something, closed her mouth and gave Wen Ze a look, then turned and left the restaurant.

Lu Qingzhou sat down, took Wenze's chopsticks bluntly, and said, "Talk while eating, tell me what's going on honestly?"

After listening to Wen Ze's cry, Lu Qingzhou thought for a moment and said, "Have you taken a fancy to him?"

"Can you be more serious?" Wen Ze said helplessly, "I don't date straight men, don't you know that?"

"Isn't he straight?"

"Where is it not straight?"

"You look wrong, I want to eat you."

"Yes, he really wants to eat me. It's best to fry and bake everything before eating."

The two farted a few words, swept away the table of good food and dishes, and went upstairs holding hands and intimately, completely recreating the posture of Wen Er and the beauty going downstairs hand in hand in the morning, except that the two of them went downstairs hand in hand. Entering the room, the smiling faces disappeared immediately, and each lazily tidied up. Lu Qingzhou's heavy make-up took a lot of effort just to take off his clothes. In contrast, Wen Ze was much more convenient. Big pants move around the room.

This villa has central air-conditioning, but it is a beautiful season, and the windows are open to smell the fresh air, which is indeed much more comfortable than the smog in the city center.

When Wen Ze started to worry about the rush building in his hands, Lu Qingzhou finally took off all his makeup, came out of the shower, picked up his phone and took a look, and while sitting on the bed and started the game, he said casually: "I You are too naive, you ask me to come over and make a show when someone is in bed, what is the point of this comparison? Could it be that you are comparing length and time with skills? I think you..."

Wen Ze didn't care about Lu Qingzhou's words behind, he only grasped the key points of those words, and suddenly slapped the table: "That's right!"

"Fuck!" Lu Qingzhou was so frightened that his hands shook, the game chose a hero who didn't know how, and he was very upset, "Why are you yelling?"

Wen Ze over there suddenly ran over, put his hands on Lu Qingzhou's shoulders, and said seriously: "Help brother!"

"What the hell?" Lu Qingzhou said with a confused face, "Let me tell you, I have a goal recently, if I don't come or come, there is no hope of sleeping with you."

"Who the hell wants to sleep with you!" Wen Ze said angrily, "But you have to call me a bed!"