After I determined to lose weight, I found a boyfriend

In another sense.

Don't make trouble! ! !

Let's not make trouble, big brother! !

Don't make trouble!

Can you sleep well!I'm fucking suffocating!

Do you know that the person next to you is gay!

you do not know! !

You only care about yourself! !

I felt that I was going to explode in the next second, and I would definitely collapse Ran Jing when I exploded, so I decided to grit my teeth and stomp my feet.

I got up.

Superficially.

I got up from the bed without warning, Ran Jing must have been woken up, and he woke up quite thoroughly.

With my back turned to Ran Jing, I completely ignored his question about what's the matter, just said that my stomach hurts and went to the bathroom.

The door slammed just as loudly as it did last night.

So embarrassing.

Although it's time to be energetic in the morning, you are too fucking energetic!

I close my eyes.

I definitely can't wait any longer, so I can only solve it by myself.

I recalled what Ran Jing said in my ear just now, and speeded up.

I tried my best to keep the sound and time within an explainable range. When I went out, Ran Jing just woke up and sat on the bed waiting for me.

"You..." Ran Jing frowned, not knowing what to say, "Is your stomach okay?"

I nodded stiffly, "It doesn't hurt anymore."

"Hmm..." Ran Jing pursed her lips again.

This state of wanting to talk and not talking made me very curious. What made Ran Jing so difficult to speak?Could it be that he also has a "stomach pain"?

"What do you want to say?" I asked.

"Actually..." Ran Jing seemed determined to face death, "The sound insulation of your toilet is not very good."

why do i ask?

☆、Chapter 7

It was really embarrassing, head to toe embarrassment, I don't know how I got out.

Hold.

Did Ran Jing not wake up in the morning?These are all tiger and wolf words.

I quickly replied: "Hey, isn't it normal this early in the morning? It's a normal phenomenon for men, brother, you understand."

Then I said to myself in my mind: You know what a fart.

Hopeless.

It's so embarrassing.

Fend for yourself.

"Well, I understand." Ran Jing nodded, "Don't be nervous."

It’s not a big brother, you don’t want to make me nervous, so fucking don’t say it, and we have to talk about this kind of topic? If we are not careful, maybe this chapter will not be published. Let’s talk about some positive energy, okay?

I think this morning is very magical, very magical. The specific manifestation is that I feel that my impression points here at Ran Jing have become negative.

No, what the hell do I need for impression points now, Ran Jing and I are basically out of the game, okay?

My class is full today, and there are two classes in the morning, but they are both big classes, the kind where several classes are held together. I usually go early to occupy a seat, otherwise I can only occupy the front row if I go late. that's it.

When I packed up and was ready to call Xiao Zhuqing, Ran Jing also packed up and seemed ready to go out.

I knocked on Xiao Zhuqing's door, but there was no answer, so I turned to make a phone call.

The other person picked it up quickly, but it was a girl.

I sighed, stood at the door and said, "Excuse me, let Xiao Zhuqing answer the phone."

There was movement on the other side, and I said to the phone: "It's the first class today, I advise you to show up, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you."

There was a commotion in the room, and then Xiao Zhuqing came over and opened the door in a daze.

It is impossible to get up.

"Fuck, brother Ran, find me a substitute, I'm fucking sleepy."

Before I said anything, the door on the other side had been closed again.

I sighed, feeling a little too talkative.

"Are you looking for a substitute?" A voice came from beside me.

I looked up and said, "Why haven't you left yet?"

"Ah." Ran Jing said, "I think you might need some help? Can I do it?"

"Are you going to take a substitute class?" I was dubious.

"Well, can I?"

"Okay." I nodded, I couldn't find anything else, I can make do with it, I don't have enough time today, so I went to school with Ran Jing immediately after I made the decision.

At that time, I didn't realize how famous Ran Jing was. If I had realized... I would still agree.

Breakfast is very important. I packed two breakfasts in the store next to the school and prepared to eat them during class.

It wasn’t too early to go there, but there was an empty seat in the back row, so I sat in the back without even thinking about it, and then I heard the teacher in front of me yelling through a loudspeaker: “The two boys coming in from the back, please come Come first."

......

Hold.

Before I could react, Ran Jing stood up and walked to the first row without any appearance of being a substitute student, and then I stood up.

"Continue with the topic just now. Maybe the students who didn't come didn't hear it just now. From now on, we don't allow people to sit in the bottom one or two rows. If someone sits, then he will come to the first row." I heard this time After reading what the teacher said, it was the first time I felt that the teacher of this public class was so perverted.

"Let's click on the names next, and the students who are called should raise their hands to signal me."

Once again, I rated this teacher's skill as a high level. The previous public class teacher just turned a blind eye and closed his eyes. I didn't care about it as much as I do now. I don't know what happened to this teacher.

"Next, Qi Ran."

I didn't have time to think about it, so I quickly answered.

Hold!She glanced this way.

I don't think my class will be very peaceful.

"Xiao Zhuqing." The teacher yelled again.

"Yes." The substitute student Ran Jing next to me performed extremely well, to the point where he could type out the questions the teacher asked him. If Xiao Zhuqing was here, he would probably cry.

frightened.

I'm sorry Xiao Zhuqing, but this is beyond my control.

The class is out of my control, the teacher of this public class is so damn strict, I can't help my brother.

Not even myself.

I'm a senior who is about to graduate, and I don't have any face left in front of my juniors. It's too difficult for me.

Worse than not being able to find an internship.

Oh, I forgot that I am a graduate student.

whee.

I thought that the teacher would be particularly active and strict when calling the rolls at most, and the rest would be fine, but obviously I was wrong.

Not only is the teacher stern in name-calling, but he also fucking asks people to ask questions. Not only that, but he also fucking encourages students to take the initiative to answer questions.

The reward is to pass the final exam without taking it.

The fuck!

This teacher is so good.

We are all seniors and still treat us like children.

I've always claimed to be an exam genius, but when it comes to the classroom, I'm sorry, I'm a sucker.

I can rush a week before the exam in exchange for a safe exam, but let me talk in class, it is better to kill me.

In this way, before I entered the class, I entered the class as the first in major, and now I am about to leave with the first grade in major.

Baoyanbao is the 211 next door to us, which ranks among the top in the country.

Although I don't want to admit it, you, Brother Ran, I have never been afraid of anyone in my studies.

But this teacher, I am really afraid.

What scares me even more is that Ran Jing fucking stood up to answer the question.

Although the teacher called him in the first round, it still shocked me.

I lowered my head and frantically pressed my phone, chatting quickly with my brother about countermeasures.

[FIRE: Brother, a good news or a bad news, which one to listen to first? 】

Xiao Zhuqing must be awake, and there should be no women around him, because he replied to me in seconds, and all brothers who can return in seconds are good brothers.

[BOO: Good news! 】

[FIRE: You don't need to take this class this semester. 】

[BOO: Fuck me? ? ? ? 】

I broke the news with my hands.

[BOO: Did the teacher catch me? 】

It really is a brother, who can guess what I'm going to say next second.

Then my phone vibrated again and again.

[BOO: The substitute you were looking for was discovered by the teacher?Did she call her name? 】

I:......

Good brothers have a tacit understanding.

[BOO: You won't be asking questions in class, will you? 】

I:......

Good brother...

【BOO: You won't ask our roommates to substitute for me, will you? 】

......

It's not Xiao Zhuqing, are you fucking in this classroom right now?

I deleted the message I was going to reply, and typed a line with no expression on my face.

[FIRE: Surprised or not?Is it surprising?Are you moved? 】

【BOO: Me? ? ? 】

Finally it was his turn to be confused, so I attacked.

[FIRE: Think about how you can get Ran Jing to give you this semester's class in the future [smile.jpg]]

[FIRE: They answer your questions super, super, perfect, beautiful, oh~]

Xiao Zhuqing didn't send me any more messages, and I heard Ran Jing's phone vibrate.

I smiled slightly, and flicked my clothes away, hiding my achievements and fame.

Maybe it was because my smile was so enchanting that the teacher noticed me, so I was named gorgeously.

"Qi Ran, read the answer to this question."

Not to mention, savor it carefully, this teacher's voice is not bad, probably he was a good player with Yujie's voice when he was young...a good voice.

I coughed habitually, cleared my throat, and prepared to speak.

Then it dawned on me that I wasn't fucking listening to the class.

Just like the common appearance of being called by teachers in elementary school, junior high school and high school, this phenomenon is still repeated in my university.

The difference is that there are deskmates in elementary school, junior high school and high school, but now I only get sympathy from all directions.

Although I don't know who spread it.

Then I heard a voice from the sky to my left.

"Page 69."

Listen, is this a human language? !This fucking is God speaking!

I confidently turned to page 69.