After Marrying the School Grass

Jian Ran felt that something was wrong, and took a few seconds to react.

His wife... seems to be me?

Exploded in situ.

"Who's so fucking shy!" Jian Ran poked her neck and said openly, "Boss, you can enlarge this photo by ten times and hang it in the most conspicuous place. I have no objections at all!"

The shopkeeper was overjoyed, "Thank you brother!"

The boy was a little surprised, "Are you serious?"

"Why," Jian Ran squinted at him, "Can't afford it?"

The boy smiled, with a look of indifference, "Just as long as you are happy."

The owner and the retoucher personally sent them out of the photo studio, and did not forget to send their most sincere blessings.

"I wish the two of you a happy marriage for a hundred years and grow old together!"

"Happy newlyweds, have a baby early!"

The corner of Jian Ran's mouth twitched.How do two men give birth, you give birth to one and show me!

He actually regretted it a little.But in that case, how could he lose momentum.You must know that he is fighting on behalf of the entire Jian family. His reputation is small, but the face of the Jane family is big.Anyway, this photo studio is so far away from the school, there should be no acquaintances coming... probably.

Seeing Jian Ran frowning all the time, the boy said thoughtfully: "If you regret it, it's still too late."

Jane said very pretentiously: "I never regret it."

With all the materials prepared, the two quickly entered the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Jian Ran was at a loss: "Then, what should I do?"

The boy was checking the marriage registration guide on his mobile phone, "We should each fill out a marriage registration statement." The boy looked around, "You go and get two, I'll wait for you here."

Jian Ran was dissatisfied, "Why am I going?"

The boy leaned against the pillar and yawned, "My legs and feet are inconvenient, the doctor told me to walk less."

Jian Ran sneered: "I think you are just lazy."

"Ah," the boy smiled lowly, "I was discovered by you."

Jian Ran continued to taunt: "You are so lazy, why do you still come to collect the certificate yourself?"

The boy looked regretful, "I also want someone to replace me, but I heard that you have to be present in person to get the certificate."

"..."

Is it still too late for him to escape marriage?Jian Ran resigned herself to the counter.

The marriage registration statement is divided into two parts. After filling out her own information, Jian Ran urged the person next to her: "Hurry up and finish writing the exchange."

The boy raised his eyes and glanced at him, still maintaining his slow speed.

After tossing the form, handing over the information to the staff for inspection, the two were taken to the registration hall and waited until their number was called.

The hall is so decorated that it's hard to describe it. There are purple roses on the wall, big red hearts, and earthy love words like "I love you for the rest of my life".In addition to these, there are several excerpts from the "Marriage Law". Jian Ran is a little interested in these and stands in front of the wall to study them.

The boy was bored playing with his mobile phone, and the prospective couple sitting next to him looked at him for a long time, and the man came over to talk to him: "Brother, you also come to get the certificate."

The boy put away his phone and said "hmm".

The woman smiled and said, "My little brother is so handsome, so my wife must be pretty too, right? Why didn't I see her? Did you go to the bathroom?"

The boy raised his finger and pointed to Jian Ran who was concentrating on studying the "Marriage Law", "It's over there."

The man was frightened, "Damn—"

The woman glared at her husband, "It's been 9012, what's the fuss about same-sex marriages." She smiled sweetly at the boy, "Little brother, your wife is super handsome, and you two match each other so well!"

The boy pursed his lips and smiled, "I think so too."

At this time, the mechanical announcement sounded: "Guest No. 99, please go to registration office No. 9 to handle business."

The boy glanced at the number strip in his hand and stood up.

"Jian Ran."

Jian Ran said angrily, "What are you doing?"

"It's our time."

Each registration office is a separate compartment. When Jian Ran walked in, she felt a sense of sadness in her heart.

The first time he got married in his life, he just confessed it.

The staff checked their information again, and after confirming that they were correct, they asked solemnly, "Are you married voluntarily?"

Boy: "Yes."

The staff turned their eyes to Jian Ran.

Jian Ran: "...Yes."

The staff nodded and handed them two booklets. "Please read the oath together."

Jane opened the booklet, saw the national emblem and national flag on it, and suddenly felt that she was doing something very solemn.He straightened his back involuntarily.

Staff: "Let's get started, two."

Jian Ran and the boy said at the same time: "We voluntarily become husband and wife. From today on, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage, respect and love each other, trust and encourage each other, understand and give in to each other, and love each other for the rest of our lives."

After reading, Jian Ran's face was hot.

What is this all about.

With a smile on his face, the staff stamped the special seal for marriage registration on the newly released wedding photo, "You two have become a legal couple, congratulations!"

Jian Ran took the red book without even reading it, and stuffed it into her pocket.

After walking out of the registration hall, the heat on Jian Ran's face subsided.

The boy walked slower than him, flipping through the marriage certificate while walking, with long eyelashes drooping, and a straight nose, looking good no matter how you look at it.

From now on, this person is his Jian Ran's legal spouse.

But Jian Ran didn't even know his name.

"Hey, what's your name?"

After Jian Ran asked, she couldn't help laughing.Asking her husband's name at the Civil Affairs Bureau, this kind of coquettish operation is probably only done by him in the whole country.

The boy raised his eyelids slightly: "Look for yourself."

"..." Jian Ran took out her marriage certificate, turned to the middle page, and saw the boy's information at a glance.

Name: Ren Qinglin

Sex: Male

Nationality: Chinese

Date of Birth: 200...

Jane was dumbfounded.

This Ren Qinglin was actually one year younger than him, and had just passed the legal age.

Jian Ran was in a complicated mood, "You just finished the college entrance examination."

Ren Qinglin nodded, "Yes."

At this time, Jane didn't forget to take advantage, "Then you have to call me brother."

The corners of Ren Qinglin's mouth curled up a little, "Shouldn't you be calling me husband?"

The heat that Jian Ran had finally receded came up again, and he threatened viciously: "Don't call!"

Ren Qinglin said "Oh", and said in a brisk tone: "Then...Brother Jian Ran?"

Jian Ran was stunned for three seconds, then said calmly, "You are so coquettish."

Ren Qinglin was very modest: "It's okay."

After finishing the matter, Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin bid farewell at the door, and the man named Brother Xu was also there.Hearing that Jian Ran was leaving, Brother Xu hurriedly said, "Are you leaving now?"

Jane asked back: "Otherwise?"

Brother Xu looked at Ren Qinglin, "Qinglin, didn't your mother ask you to take him home for dinner?"

When Jian Ran heard this, her head grew dizzy.What home to go back to, what meal to eat!Why don't these people follow the basic law of physical marriage!

"Don't bother," Jian Ran said, "I have an appointment tonight."

Brother Xu couldn't understand, "Today is your big day, and you have an appointment with someone else?"

Jian Ran was at a loss for words for a moment: "Uh..."

Ren Qinglin suppressed a smile, "Brother Xu, Jian Ran really has something to do." He paused, "He has an appointment with the school's tutor. You can't let him let the tutor dove."

Jian Ran nodded immediately, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "That's it. Although I'm married, I'm still a student, and I should put my studies first."

"That's true." Brother Xu said "嗐", "Anyway, there will be more opportunities in the future. Which university will Jane go to, and I will send you off?"

"No," Jian Ran resolutely refused, "I've already ordered a car."

Brother Xu didn't push anymore, and said to Ren Qinglin, "Then let's go, go to the hospital first."

Ren Qinglin: "Hospital?"

"You twisted badly yesterday. Your mother asked me to take you to the hospital."

Ren Qinglin smiled: "It's okay, I'm fine now, and it doesn't hurt much when I walk."

Jian Ran glanced at Ren Qinglin's long legs, wondering which of his words was true and which was false.

"Then let's go first." Ren Qinglin shook the wedding photo in his hand, "Goodbye, brother."

Jane: "..."

Brother Xu looked at the newlyweds meaningfully: "Young man, you really know how to play."

Jian Ran took a taxi to her roommate's house.

The roommate, Shen Zixiao, is a native of Beijing. His parents have been traveling abroad for a long time, and he is the only one at home.When Jian Ran arrived, Shen Zixiao was eating spicy crayfish alone, and the nanny opened the door for Jian Ran.

Shen Zixiao threw the disposable gloves to Jian Ran, "If you don't come again, you will only have the shrimp head."

Jian Ran looked at the red oil in the lunch box, and said coolly: "Be careful tonight."

"Fuck, you have to say this while I'm eating?"

Jian Ran feigned anger, "Brother Jian can't eat spicy food!"

Shen Zixiao sneered, "Put the non-spicy ones in the pot to keep warm, go get them yourself."

The nanny said: "I'll get it, it's hot outside, so simply sit down and have a drink of water."

"Thank you, Auntie." Jian Ran opened the suitcase, took out a pair of shoes, and threw it to Shen Zixiao. "It's also out of stock in Hong Kong. I asked someone to bring it back from abroad."

Shen Zixiao raised his eyebrows, "Thank you, Brother Jian."

After killing the crayfish, the two watched the live broadcast while drinking.

Shen Zixiao asked: "Why did you suddenly come back early?"

Jian Ran snorted: "Guess, you're right, I call you Dad."

"Are you in love?"

"..." Jian Ran was silent for a while, "Why did Zi Xiao say that?"

Shen Zixiao shrugged, "Isn't there a ready-made example in our dormitory?"

It was only then that Jian Ran remembered that one of his roommates returned to school half a month after the summer vacation in order to reunite with his girlfriend earlier, and now he is probably having a romantic relationship with his girlfriend in the rental house.

Shen Zixiao looked at Jian Ran's expression, "Could it be that I've really figured it out?"

Jian Ran sneered with a "huh".

Shen Zixiao became interested, "Really or not, which girl is it, do I know it? Yes, Jian Ran, don't tell me such a big thing, don't treat me as a brother, right?"

"It's not about dating," Jian Ran corrected him, "it's not a big deal either."

Shen Zixiao drank beer and cast a questioning look at Jian Ran.

Jian Ran wrote lightly: "I just went to get a certificate."

"puff--"

Shen Zixiao sprayed far away with a sip of beer, but fortunately Jian Ran reacted quickly and jumped up like a rabbit, so his T-shirt survived.

"What—what evidence?"

Jian Ran had a stinking face, "Marriage certificate, what else can it be?"

"It can still be a driver's license, a second-level computer certificate... No, what's going on?"

Jian Ran directly threw the marriage certificate in front of Shen Zixiao.

Shen Zixiao opened the marriage certificate tremblingly, "Jian Ran, Ren Qinglin... from two men?!!! You, you, you——"

Jian Ran patiently explained to Shen Zixiao: "Do you still remember the cousin I complained about before?"

Shen Zixiao reluctantly recalled, "The one who fell in love with Phoenix Man and then ran away from home?"

"Well. I married this marriage on her behalf."

After listening to Jian Ran's narration, Shen Zixiao sighed, "You actually bumped into such a good thing, what kind of shit luck are you having?"

Jian Ran thought she heard it wrong, "Good thing?"

"Cars, houses, shares..." Shen Zixiao pointed at Ren Qinglin's face in the photo, soured into lemon juice, "And such a handsome husband."

Jian Ran's temples twitched, "Why don't you scream."

Shen Zixiao rolled his eyes at him, "It's all legal, why don't you let me call?"

"If you want to call, it's me. What's your name?" After Jian Ran finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, so she quickly stopped the topic. "You really think he's handsome?"

"Don't you think so?"

Jian Ran glanced at it, "It's just... not bad."

Shen Zixiao teased: "I didn't say that, if this Ren Qing came to our school, your position as a school grassroots would probably be lost. Is he taller than you?"

Jian Ran held her breath in her heart, "Height is not the point. I have a different style from him, so we can't compare. Besides, isn't it necessary to vote for the selection of school grass, I may not lose."

Shen Zixiao laughed: "Okay, no comparison, my Brother Jian is the most handsome. Go to my room and play games?"

Because the weather was too hot, the two were too lazy to go out, and spent most of the day at home playing games, and at night they would play ball, swim, and eat supper near the community.

Jian Ran didn't eat and live for free, she would take the initiative to pay the bill when she went out, in fact, the pair of shoes he gave Shen Zixiao was worth [-] yuan.

At the end of the summer vacation, the two flew to the beach to play for a few days, and when they came back, they were all tanned.Jane also posted a circle of friends, a photo of her calf, with the text: See if you are black or not, Brother Jian.

After a few minutes of posting in the circle of friends, the number of comments and likes has already exceeded [-].

Mother-in-law: Have fun on your honeymoon and remember to wear sunscreen.

A certain senior sister: I am ashamed to post on Moments without showing my face. 【despise】

Ji Yuanxi: Is Brother Jian in Thailand?Can you buy some cosmetics for my girlfriend?

Shen Zixiao: If you want to see Jian Ran wearing Hawaiian floral shorts, please chat with me privately.

.R: Not black enough, but long enough.

……

Jian Ran:? ? ?

It seems that something strange has been mixed in.

Jian Ran was so angry that her teeth ached, she was thinking about how to reply with the most lethality, and suddenly saw another reply on the interface.

Master Mother replied. R: Just follow me, long legs, hehe.Qinglin, are you having fun in Thailand?

"..." Jian Ran took a deep breath, he almost forgot that his mother has Ren Qinglin's WeChat account!Before the situation got worse, Jian Ran decisively blocked her circle of friends from Ren Qinglin.

Jian Ran smiled, "Very well, the world is quiet now."

The wechat notification sounded, Jian Ran's smile froze, and she clicked on the message.

.R: So, we are on our honeymoon.

.R: I don't know why. 【Smile】