After Marrying the School Grass

Boys of their age are inexplicably keen on something. When they were still in high school, Jian Ran's group of cronies and friends had a lot of dirty accents, and it was normal for them to get together to discuss some secret things.

Jian Ran thought she was "well-informed", but she didn't expect to be so at a loss when asked by Ren Qinglin.

Say it will work, just to pretend to lie.

Say it won't work, it seems a little... embarrassing?

After thinking about it again and again, Jian Ran gave an omnipotent answer: "None of your business."

"This really concerns me." Ren Qinglin said, "As the senior's legal spouse, I have the right to know this."

Two big boys stood downstairs in the dormitory, one of them was carrying 003, and they were discussing topics that were not suitable for children. The picture was so beautiful that Jian Ran didn't even dare to look at it.

Jian Ran turned around and wanted to leave, "You have the right to fart, so hurry up and let Dad go."

Ren Qinglin grabbed his collar, and his cold fingertips touched the back of his neck, which made Jane's skin crawl.

Ren Qinglin took a step forward, and the two of them got a little close, with their chests against their backs, Jian Ran could smell the faint smell of laundry detergent on his clothes again.

"Senior, tell me." Ren Qinglin whispered next to his ear, "Can you use it?"

The posture of the two is really a bit ambiguous, even though the sky has darkened, it still makes passers-by look sideways frequently.

Every cell in Jian Ran's body is uncomfortable, her ears are completely red, and her speech has become awkward, "Do you still want to be popular on the homepage of the forum? Let go."

Ren Qinglin was like an unreasonable primary school student, "I won't let you go unless the seniors answer my questions."

Okay, to save face, Dad will bear with you once.

"As long as you have taken physiology class, you can use it!"

Ren Qinglin said slowly: "So the senior just knows how to use it, but has never used it?"

"……Um."

Wait, what "um" is he "um", why does he answer such boring questions!

Ren Qinglin nodded in satisfaction, "What about the others?"

"What else?!"

"Senior has kissed, hugged, or..."

Jian Ran couldn't bear it anymore, she even forgot to lower her voice, "No, no, no! I haven't even held hands with anyone, is Ning satisfied!!!"

Ren Qinglin suppressed a smile, loosened Jian Ran's collar, and rubbed his head, "Don't get excited, senior, I'm just asking casually."

Jian Ran was so ashamed and indignant, she tilted her head to avoid Ren Qinglin's touch, and said coldly: "Get out, you hot chicken."

After Jian Ran finished speaking, she left without looking back.

Back in the dormitory, Shen Zixiao was startled when he saw his face, "Why are you dripping? You blushed like a Peking duck."

Ji Yuanxi: "Of course I'm back, have you picked up the courier for me~"

Jian Ran threw the courier box on Ji Yuanxi's body, then rolled up her sleeves, picked up the pillow on the chair, covered his face, and punched it down.

"From now on, you'll get the fuck yourself!"

Ji Yuanxi screamed, "Isn't it just a few balls of wool!!!"

Jian Ran laughed angrily. He picked up 003 and pressed it against Ji Yuanxi's forehead, "You call this a ball of wool?"

Ji Yuanxi understood, and said aggrievedly: "That's my mistake. But this box is well packaged, why are you open when you have nothing to do?"

Jian Ran didn't bother to explain, and returned to her seat with a cold face.

Shen Zixiao leaned over and took a look, "What is it... what the hell, it's a good thing the primary school bully isn't here, otherwise everyone would be ruined by you."

"That's just right," Ji Yuanxi didn't blush, "give him a physiology class."

Shen Zixiao said enviously: "It's good to have a wife——are you planning to go out to play again?"

"Well, we are going to Hainan to see the sea."

"Going out on National Day, the sea of ​​people is almost the same." Shen Zixiao turned to Jian Ran, "What about you, how do you plan to spend your holiday?"

Jane: "Go home."

Ji Yuanxi: "Back again? Didn't you go back for Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Shen Zixiao grinned and said, "People with families are different."

"Family?" Ji Yuanxi asked blankly, "What family?"

Jian Ran said indifferently: "My family is you, sons."

On the last day before the holiday, Jian Ran skipped a day of class and stayed in the dormitory to play games.In the middle of the fight, Ren Qinglin went online and sent him an application to form a team.

Jane still remembered the revenge from last time, so she refused decisively.

Ren Qinglin:?

Jane: ...

Ren Qinglin: Senior, don't you want to score today?

He thought about it, but he would never be a slave and sell his dignity for the sake of the upper class!

Jian Ran: No need, thank you.

Ren Qinglin: Okay, then I will go to the ladder by myself.

Jian Ran: Walk slowly.

Shen Zixiao was still knitting a scarf, Jian Ran didn't want to form a team with passers-by, so she chose to line up alone.He doesn't seem to be suitable for scoring today. In each round, either his teammates are stupid or his opponents are as strong as cheating. After several consecutive rounds, he was crushed. Playing the garbage C position, I didn't expect that the garbage C position would just hang up and not fight. Seeing that the defeat had been decided, the other teammates retreated one after another. In the end, only Jian Ran was left alone in a mess.

Looking at the big "failure" on the screen, Jian Ran became furious, "I've lost seven times in a row! What did I do wrong, they want to treat me like this! God——"

Shen Zixiao comforted him: "You hugged Ren Qinglin's thigh, his strength and rank don't match, it's useless for you to complain, you have to hug him."

Jian Ran suddenly jumped, "I hug him? Hehe... Yes, I want to hug him, I want to pick him up, hold him high, and throw him down from the fifth floor!"

"Brother, let's not think about breaking the law." Shen Zixiao said, "You are very manic now, I suggest you sit down and create art with me, it will help you calm down."

"Weave a scarf and create art. I'll see if you can do it." Jian Ran clicked on her friends list, and saw that Ren Qinglin was still on the ladder, and her score was [-] points higher than the last time he saw it.

Jian Ran silently recited "Improperly dividing slaves" three times in her heart, and then entered the spectating system smoothly.

Jane: "..."

Just as Ren Qinglin popped two heads, he saw a prompt in the lower left corner: [Jian Ran entered the room to watch the battle. 】

A second later, another reminder: [Jian Ran exited the room. 】

Ren Qinglin raised the corners of his mouth, and after the round ended, he applied to Jian Ran again to form a team.

This time, Jane did not refuse.

The two entered the team's voice, and the boy's unusually unhappy voice came from the headset: "What are you doing?"

Ren Qinglin: "Senior just came to see me?"

Jian Ran: "I made a wrong order, don't worry about me, just go about your business."

Ren Qinglin clicked on Jian Ran's career data, and was a little surprised, "Senior, you have lost seven straight..."

Jian Ran: "Thank you for your reminder."

Ren Qinglin imagined the appearance of the senior blowing his hair, and smiled softly, "Let me take the senior."

Jian Ran insisted: "It's okay, I can play by myself, so I won't disturb Ning."

Ren Qinglin: "Really not?"

Jian Ran continued to speak stubbornly: "Anyway, my rank has nothing to do with you. You can see how much fun I am playing alone. Just let me play alone. I'm fine, I'm fine. "

"Senior."

Ren Qinglin's "senior" yelled helplessly and funny, even a little doting.

Shen Zixiao, who was eavesdropping, asked, "Jian Ran, are you acting like a baby?"

Jane was wearing earphones, so she couldn't hear him clearly, "What?"

Shen Zixiao said leisurely: "Do you know that what you said just now is exactly the same as what Xu Keke said when he was abandoned by Lao Ji."

Jian Ran was taken aback, "I can't."

"Take care of yourself."

Jane thought about it carefully, it seems... There is a bit of similarity.

Fuck, it's really close to Zhu Zhechi, the roommates are so sissy, making him gradually sissy too.

Ren Qinglin asked: "Why not?"

Jian Ran came back to her senses, "It's nothing...you take me with you, I want to get points."

If you're a man, just be direct, duplicity is not in his Jian Ran's personality.

Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "Have you figured it out so quickly?"

"Get started, I want to milk you to death."

Under the leadership of Ren Qinglin, Jian Ran earned back half of the lost points.It's a pity that within a few rounds, Ren Qinglin said he had something to do and wanted to go out.

Jane asked, "Where are you going?"

Ren Qinglin paused, "Playing ball."

"You don't call me playing ball?"

Ren Qinglin said, "It's already full."

"Okay, then you can go. Don't forget the plane at ten o'clock tomorrow morning."

After Ren Qinglin went offline, she simply queued up for a few rounds, losing and winning, but felt that it was not interesting, so she stopped playing and started packing her luggage.

In the evening, Jane's mother called him to discuss the National Day arrangements with him.

"We have a lot of rooms in our house, so we don't need to book a hotel, let Qinglin live in the guest room."

"casual."

"Tomorrow, your dad and I will pick you up at the airport," Jian's mother said, "You are also tired on the first day, so you can eat at home. Your aunt and I will go to the market early tomorrow morning to buy vegetables."

"Okay, just keep it simple."

"Also, while you're on vacation, you'd better take wedding photos."

Jane: "..."

"Mom has found several photo studios and studios for you, waiting for you to choose one."

"……Oh."

Since it is a wedding photo shoot, the ring must be worn.

While her roommates were not paying attention, Jian Ran took out the ring hidden in the drawer and put it in her bag.

At this time, Ji Yuanxi suddenly yelled, "Fuck? Fuck!"

Jian Ran thought she had been discovered, and said calmly, "You're wrong."

"I've already wiped my eyes." Ji Yuanxi said in disbelief, "Chen Wenzhou actually posted an apology, is he impaled by a soul?"

Jane: "Apologize?"

"Well, it's about the last basketball game." Ji Yuanxi shared the link in the group, "He said that he was impulsive and picked something first, and accidentally hurt the feelings of his players. He felt very sorry and Regret, here, I apologize to Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin... What a fucking hell. However, do you think he found out because of his conscience? "

Jian Ran frowned, "Isn't it nice to send an apology on WeChat privately? Why are you still posting on the forum?"

Ji Yuanxi agreed: "What you say is reasonable, there must be fraud in it."

Jian Ran forwarded the link to Ren Qinglin.

Jian Ranran: Did you see this?

.R: Well, I see.

Jian Ranran: Don't you think it's strange?

.R: A little bit.What is the senior doing now.

Jian Ranran: I'm sending you a wechat message. 【Look into the eyes of a fool.jpg】

.R: I'm on the basketball court, can the senior take me back to the dormitory.

Jian Ranran: Why, broke your leg again? 【indifferent】

.R: Yeah, broken leg. [beating the table and crying loudly]

Jane paused with her fingertips.

Jian Ranran: Sprained?

.R: Um...well.

Jian Ranran: Come to a specific location, I'll find you.