After Marrying the School Grass

Jian's mother and Jian's father have been married for more than 20 years. They can barely be regarded as a loving couple. There are no big quarrels, but there are constant small quarrels. Over the years, Jian Ran has long been used to it.But this time they didn't even come to pick up their son and daughter-in-law because of the quarrel. It is conceivable that this conflict is not a small one.

Jian Ran asked: "Why are you noisy? It can't be another trivial matter like the lack of salt in the dishes."

Chen Shu hesitated: "That's not true."

Knowing that Uncle Chen was worried about Ren Qinglin's presence, Jian Ran didn't ask.When they arrived at the gate of the community, Uncle Chen helped them take out their luggage from the trunk, "I won't send you up."

Jian Ran nodded, "Thank you, Uncle Chen."

While waiting for the elevator, Jian Ran was still thinking about the quarrel between her parents, so he asked Ren Qinglin: "Do your parents quarrel?"

Ren Qinglin replied: "Occasionally."

"That's right, there is no couple in the world who doesn't quarrel."

Ren Qinglin looked down at him, "Aren't we?"

Jian Ran was taken aback for a moment, and really thought about it.

Since he and Ren Qinglin got married, they never quarreled like a husband and wife. Usually, he was unilaterally forced by Ren Qinglin to stay in his own place, and Ren Qinglin acted like a normal person.Thinking of this, Jian Ran gets angry.

"You can pull it down. If it weren't for murder and breaking the law, you would have died a hundred or eighty times."

Ren Qinglin looked a little surprised, "When did I make the senior angry?"

Jian Ran opened her mouth and said, "For example, yesterday you called me...you called me 'husband'."

Ren Qinglin said "Oh", "So the senior is really angry? I thought..."

Jian Ran had an ominous premonition, "Why?"

"I thought the senior was just..." Ren Qinglin lowered his voice, "losing his temper."

For a moment, Jian Ran couldn't think of a strong counterattack, and turned thousands of words into one sentence: "Hehe."

When the elevator reached the designated floor, Jian Ran walked out first, and was about to open the door when Ren Qinglin suddenly grabbed the corner of his clothes.

Jian Ran:?

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Senior, I'm a little nervous."

Jane was silent for a while, "Are you nervous?"

"Ah."

"That's great."

Ren Qinglin:? ?

"Feng Shui takes turns," Jian Ran gloated, "This time it's finally your turn."

Jian Ran opened the door, and the refrigerator immediately came up to meet him, frantically wagging its tail at him, Ren Qinglin freed up a hand, and stroked the top of the refrigerator.

The refrigerator showed no signs of shyness at all, and enthusiastically licked Ren Qinglin's palm.

Jian's mother followed Gouzi and said with a smile, "Qinglin is here!"

Ren Qinglin nodded slightly and bowed, with an impeccable smile on his face, "Hi Auntie, this is a gift from my brother and I brought back from Beijing."

"Hey, it's fine when people come, what gifts do you bring! Come in, drink some water first, are you tired from the plane?"

Jane asked: "Mom, where is my father?"

Jane's mother rolled her eyes, "I'm sitting in the living room."

Jian Ran passed Jian's mother and shouted: "Dad, I'm back!"

Ren Qinglin: "Hello, Uncle."

Father Jian sat on the sofa and fiddled with the tea set, with a calm expression, "Come on, come and have a cup of tea."

Jian's mother said coldly: "Their young people don't like to drink tea."

Jian Ran: "..." The couple are really serious, and they don't know how to restrain themselves in front of outsiders.

Father Jian had no choice but to say, "I've soaked it all."

"Then drink it yourself." Mother Jian turned to Ren Qinglin and said with a smile, "Qinglin, come, auntie will pour you some water."

Ren Qinglin calmly said, "Okay, moisten your throat first, and then drink uncle's tea."

Father Jian sat up straight all of a sudden, as if someone supported him, "Who said that young people don't like tea?"

Jian Ran originally thought that when Ren Qinglin saw her parents, she would laugh so hard that one side of her face was paralyzed, and she was so nervous that she couldn't speak well.Unexpectedly, he changed from his usual sloppiness, behaved politely, spoke well, occasionally complimented him, and made Jane's mother very happy, just like the image of a good boy from the next door.

Jian Ran took a sip of the tea made by her father, and said to herself: This is fucking nervous?

Sure enough, the student's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

The four sat and chatted for a while in the living room, and then went to the restaurant for dinner.The dishes were made by Jian's mother and aunt together. They were all home-cooked dishes. In order to cater for Ren Qinglin's taste, the dishes were heavier than usual. There were two spicy dishes. Before the meal, each person had a cup of Cantonese-style Buddha Jumping Over the Wall.

Ren Qinglin took a sip of the soup and said, "I heard that the process of Buddha jumping over the wall is very complicated. Auntie can do it so authentically, it's amazing."

Jian's mother smiled embarrassedly, but before she could speak, Jian's father stopped her and said, "How can she have that ability, Buddha Jumping over the Wall was ordered from a hotel."

Jian's mother's smile disappeared, "Even if the Buddha jumps over the wall, you can't hold your mouth!"

In front of her daughter-in-law, Jian's mother was still willing to give Jian's father face, and specially said this sentence in Cantonese, "Buddha jumping over the wall can't stop your mouth".

Ren Qinglin, who understood in seconds, looked confused, and interpreted the demeanor of listening to the scriptures just right.

After the meal, Jane's mother chatted with them about the wedding photos.

"There are two studios and a photo studio here, all of which were recommended to me by acquaintances. I heard that they have taken wedding photos for many celebrities." Mother Jian handed them three brochures, "Look at them, and settle down early Which one to use, try to take the wedding photos in these two days."

Jian Ran picked up a brochure and casually flipped through a few pages, all of which were photos of two men.

Jian Ran originally thought that the wedding photos of the two men were nothing more than wearing the same suit and smirking at the camera, but she didn't expect to be able to make so many tricks.The male models in the sample have changed several sets of clothes, in addition to suits, there are also ordinary casual clothes, even Republic of China clothes, Han clothes and some weird and strange clothes.Like a man and a woman, couples would put on a lot of intimate gestures. The male models looked very cold and rarely even smiled. It didn't look like they were taking wedding photos, but like they were shooting fashion magazines - this was exactly what Jian Ran hoped for.

"I think this is not bad." Jian Ran said.

Jane's mother said, "You haven't watched the other two."

"There's nothing to see, they're all the same." Jian Ran yawned, "It's up to you to take your time, I'm going to take a shower first."

"The guests are still here, why are you leaving?" Jian's mother accused, "Take Qinglin to the guest room on the second floor first. The room is ready and it's next to you."

"No, he recognizes—"

Ren Qinglin called out: "Brother."

It was only then that Jian Ran realized that she almost slipped a word, "Got it."

Jian Ran brought Ren Qinglin to the guest room, Ren Qinglin walked around the guest room and said: "There is no bathroom in the guest room, can I go to the senior's place to take a shower?"

Jian Ran nodded indifferently, "By the way, why do you always call me 'brother' in front of your parents?"

Ren Qinglin half-truthfully said: "Isn't it better to be kind at home?"

"Wouldn't it be more kind to be called by name."

Ren Qinglin chuckled, "Then, of course?"

Jian Ran's eyelids twitched, "You should call me Brother."

While Ren Qinglin was taking a shower, Jian Ran sent a WeChat message to Uncle Chen.

Jian Ranran: Uncle Chen, why on earth are my parents arguing?I see them acting strangely, as if they haven't reconciled yet.

Uncle Chen sent a long voice: Hey, it's all a misunderstanding.Yesterday Jane always had a drinking party, and Director Li also went.Director Li drank a little too much, Mr. Jian took her home on the way, but accidentally got Director Li's perfume and lipstick on her body, and was found by Sister Fen when she got home...

Jian Ran has black lines on his face, he knows his father's virtues well, even if he took ten courageous steps, he wouldn't dare to do anything that is sorry to his mother.

Jian Ranran: It's just sending people home, my dad probably didn't do anything else, right?

Uncle Chen: Yes, I can testify.

Jian Ranran: Then have you testified in front of my mother?

Uncle Chen: I went, but your mother said that your father and I were in the same boat, working together.

Jian Ranran: ...

Ren Qinglin walked out of the bathroom and saw Jian Ran lying on the bed with her T-shirt rubbed against it, revealing a white and slender waist.He watched quietly for a while before asking, "What are you doing, brother?"

Jian Ran turned over and said depressedly: "I'm thinking about a question - if my parents get divorced, who should I be with?"

Ren Qinglin laughed, "Is it that serious?"

Jane scratched her hair irritably, "The main reason is that my mother is too stubborn, and she won't listen to my father's explanation."

Ren Qinglin didn't know exactly what happened, and he didn't want to comment on his parents in front of Jian Ran, so he comforted: "Give Auntie some time, after she calms down, then let Uncle explain, the effect should be better."

Jian Ran buried her head in the quilt, and said in a muffled voice, "I can only do this first."

Ren Qinglin sat down by the bed, trying to divert Jian Ran's attention, "It's still early, do you want to play a few games before going to sleep? I brought the game book."

Anyway, there's nothing else to do, Jian Ran sat up slowly, "Okay, I'll take a shower first."

In the name of playing games, Ren Qinglin stayed in Jian Ran's room.Jian Ran lacked interest at the beginning, under Ren Qinglin's strong carry, she was about to be promoted, but at the critical moment, she lost one round and won another round, and did not score a single point after several rounds.He was getting a little overwhelmed, and vowed that he would not sleep through the calamity.

At the end of the round, Jian Ran stretched her lower back, "I'll get it if you want something to drink."

Ren Qinglin withdrew from the matching queue, "I'll go with my brother."

At this time, Jane's father and mother should have fallen asleep.Jian Ran took Ren Qinglin downstairs, and unexpectedly found that the light in the kitchen was on, and there seemed to be someone inside.

Could it be that his father came out in the middle of the night to find food?Jian Ran didn't think much, just when she was about to make a sound, she heard her mother's hysterical voice.

"Jian Hantian, what do you want?! It's fine if you mess around outside, but you still want to do it?! I was blind to find you—"

Father Jian's voice was very low, "I didn't—"

Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin looked at each other, and they ran to the kitchen together, and saw Jian's father and Jian's mother standing facing each other.Jian's mother pointed at Jian's father's nose, furious; Jian's father was angry and anxious, and still held a frying pan in his hand.

"Dad, Mom!"

The moment she saw Jian Ran, Jian's mother instantly became pitiful, helpless, and weak, "Of course! Look at your dad, look at him! You can't live through this day!"

Jian Ran, who was originally neutral, immediately turned her heart towards her mother. "Dad, no matter what, you can't hit someone! You are domestic violence!"

Jian's father looked confused, "Domestic violence?"

Ren Qinglin tactfully persuaded: "Uncle, put the pot down first, and speak up if you have something to say."

Father Jian looked down at the frying pan in his hand, and understood, "Your mother did it first, she hit me several times, and I managed to snatch the frying pan—"

"Dad, don't say anything." Jian Ran said righteously, "Calm down first."

Father Jian couldn't argue, "Why am I so calm! It's your mother—"

"All right, all right," Jian Ran pushed his dad outside, "Don't explain, Dad, you can sleep in the study room tonight. Ren Qinglin, come and help me, and drag my dad away."

Ren Qinglin: "Uncle, I'm sorry."

Jian's father was "invited" out of the kitchen by Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin, and he couldn't help saying angrily: "Why are you just like your mother, you won't listen to anyone's explanation! Why do you have my surname, why don't you just take your mother's surname! You son of a bitch -"