After Marrying the School Grass
Chapter 54 Update
The popularity of Double Eleven continues, and the couriers in the school are overwhelmed, and the queue to receive the couriers can't be seen at a glance.
After eating, Jian Ran stopped by to pick up the courier. Seeing the line, she wanted to retreat a little. He walked to the end of the line and asked the girl who was at the end, "Student, do you know how long it will take?"
"You don't know how to—" The girl turned her head to see Jian Ran's face, her voice changed into a loli in a second, "It should take half an hour to get to my place."
Jian Ran thanked her, turned around and left.
It's not good to do something for half an hour, I have to wait here, anyway, the courier will not grow wings and fly away.
After walking two steps, Jian Ran suddenly stopped.
Ren Qinglin walked out of the cafeteria, the phone in his pocket vibrated, and a "2" appeared on the top profile picture on WeChat.
Jian Ranran: Are you dating?
Jian Ranran: [Probe.gif]
Ren Qinglin raised her lips, walked to the side and stopped, and replied: appointment.
.R: Where is the senior?
Jian Ranran: Get the courier here. 【A straightforward smile.jpg】
Jian Ranran: Let's arrange the courier together. 【Circle Circle.gif】
.R: How long will it take?
Jian Ranran: at least half an hour.
.R: Here we come.
.R: [The hen runs fast.jpg]
Fang Huifeng realized that his roommate had disappeared as he walked. Looking back, Ren Qinglin was still standing there with the corners of his mouth turned up, as if he was in a good mood.
Hey, it wasn't like this when you were pestered by your senior for WeChat just now.
"What's the matter?" Fang Huifeng asked, "I won 500 million in the lottery."
"Better than winning 500 million."
Fang Huifeng stared at his small, almost invisible eyes, "That's... 5000 million?"
Ren Qinglin said, "Someone asked me to arrange a delivery."
Fang Huifeng:? ? ?
However, Ren Qinglin didn't have a courier to pick up, and the things he ordered would not be delivered by courier. "Do you have a courier to pick up?" Ren Qinglin asked his roommate, "I'll help you."
Fang Huifeng was flattered, "No, no, no, how can the noble hands of the male god be able to do this kind of rough work—and my courier hasn't arrived yet."
Ren Qinglin sent a message in the dormitory group: Do you have a courier waiting to be picked up?
Jian Ran didn't line up first, and watched the line getting longer and longer, feeling happy in her heart.The longer the line, the more time he will spend with Ren Qinglin later.
He can come up with such brilliant ideas as asking his crush to line up with him, he is such a witty boy.When Ren Qing came, he took the initiative to help carry a bag, and then "accidentally" touched hands...
Ren Qinglin didn't make him wait any longer, and came soon, carrying two cups of milk tea in his hand, without carrying the bag that Jian Ran was expecting.
What's the ****?What does Dad carry without a bag, milk tea?
Ren Qinglin walked up to Jian Ran and handed him a cup of milk tea, "Why don't seniors queue up?"
Jian Ran blinked, "Wait for you."
Ren Qinglin smiled, "Let's go."
The two stood at the end of the line one behind the other, with Jian Ran in front and Ren Qinglin in the back.
"What kind of courier does the senior want to take?" Ren Qinglin asked, "Is it heavy?"
"It should be fine, but my mother bought some of them for me." Jian Ran paused for a moment, then teased her junior in his lame provocative way, "My wife won't buy it for me, but luckily I have a mother, aha Ha ha ha ha--"
Ren Qinglin bent over and whispered in Jian Ran's ear, "My wife bought it, but it hasn't arrived yet."
With itchy ears, Jian Ran turned around and looked at Ren Qinglin, "Really?"
Ren Qinglin felt itchy in his heart, "Really."
"I bought it for you too," Jian Ran said cheerfully, "a Canada Goose down jacket——"
Ren Qinglin looked down at him with a smile in his eyes, "Huh? Tell me now, won't you give me a surprise?"
"Uh..." Jian Ran really didn't think about it. In his opinion, isn't giving a gift the same as giving something to the other party? There are so many twists and turns.
He hesitated for a while, then asked, "You want a surprise?"
"No," Ren Qinglin said, "It's a surprise that the senior buys me something."
At this time, the classmate behind shouted: "Hey, you move!"
Jian Ran looked back, and hurriedly strode forward.In front of him were two girls, holding their mobile phones and putting their heads together, giggling softly from time to time.
Jian Ran walked over, just in time to hear them say: "When will my male god come to accompany me to class!"
"And it's the most boring "Mao Gai", it can be stamped as true love."
"Hey, stop being so flirtatious, everyone already has girlfriends."
"It is said that Ren Qinglin has a girlfriend, has anyone seen it?"
"No...but maybe it's from another school."
"Even if this is the case, the two should meet during the holidays. I have a junior I know who is in the same class as Ren Qinglin. He said that he has never seen Ren Qinglin get close to any girl. Anyway, the male god did not admit it personally. I am won't believe it."
Jian Ran drank hot milk tea and listened to the girls' conversation, feeling that she had been reminded.
Ren Qinglin said that he wanted to chase after her senior, but he was the one who chatted with him and played games with him. During the long vacation, they went back to her in-laws and parents' house, and they made an appointment to hang out together on weekends. How could Ren Qinglin have time to chase after her senior?
Does that so-called senior sister really exist?Ren Qinglin spent almost all of his free time on him. Rather than saying that he was chasing some senior sister, it would be better to say... he was chasing himself?
Jane was frightened by this sudden thought.However, isn't Ren Qinglin a straight man? Why would a straight man chase another straight man?
Wait, isn't he doing this right now! ! !
Jane is a little ready to move.The bag can no longer be carried, but people can still touch it a little.
Jian Ran looked forward and complained: "It's been a long time, my legs are sore."
While speaking, Jian Ran ran through bullet screens in her mind to complain about her behavior.
Hehe, sore legs?Your legs don't feel sore after running on the basketball court for an hour, but your legs become sore after standing for 10 minutes?
Look at your current "soft" Yazi, how is it different from those white lotus girls in TV dramas!
It's a shame, can you show a little bit of brotherhood? ? ?
Then he heard Ren Qinglin say behind him: "Then come and lean on?"
"..."
What is the momentum of my brother, can I eat it?
Happy!
Just like the last time when Ren Qinglin asked Jian Ran to bury her arms, Jian Ran immediately turned her weight back and leaned her entire upper body against Ren Qinglin's body.
Ren Qinglin reached out to support his back, "Is it better?"
The temperature and pleasant smell on the junior's body made Jian Ran feel distracted for a while.He grabbed Ren Qinglin's wrist and slowly moved it to his waist, "It's better to help here."
Ren Qinglin: "..." Fuck, something is going to happen.
When the team was moving, Jian Ran asked Ren Qinglin to push her away. When others saw it, they thought this boy had just finished a [-]-meter long-distance race.After being pushed for a few steps, Ren Qinglin suddenly let him go.
Jane turned around, "???"
Ren Qinglin took several deep breaths, trying to suppress the reaction on his body. "Hands are cold."
Jian Ran said "Oh", "Then shall I warm you up?"
Ren Qinglin looked at him, "How warm."
The two stood back and forth, and it was inconvenient to warm them with their hands, so Jian Ran had no choice but to give up this idea.He lifted his hat and said, "Put your hands here, it's super warm in here."
Ren Qinglin's Adam's apple twitched, "Hmm..."
The team moved fast, and they were soon there.Jian Ran reported her mobile phone number, and the courier brother brought him a few small boxes, and asked Ren Qinglin: "Student, phone number and name."
Ren Qinglin flipped through the phone and said, "7745, Li Qianyu."
Jian Ran was taken aback, "Who is this?"
"My roommate."
"how about yours?"
"Didn't you tell me?" Ren Qinglin said with a smile, "It's not here yet."
Jian Ran was a little surprised, "So you made a special trip to help your roommate get the courier?"
Ren Qinglin asked back: "What do you think, senior?"
Jian Ran frowned, and the thought came up again just now.
Carrying a bunch of couriers back to the dormitory, Jian Ran didn't unpack them, just put them on the ground.He was in a daze for a while, then opened the drawer in a strange way, and took out a red book from the inside—the marriage certificate between him and Ren Qinglin.
The "National Emblem" and "The People's Republic of China" on the cover symbolize the solemnity of legal marriage; on the second page are photos and information of him and Ren Qinglin.
Jian Ran stared at the group photo of the two of them, and her thoughts went back to the day they received the certificate.
——You wrote two words on your face.
--what?
— Forced marriage.
——Didn't your mother force you?
——No, I voluntarily.
... Fuck.
Shen Zixiao pushed open the bedroom door, saw Jian Ran sitting in a trance, holding a marriage certificate in her hand, and a pile of couriers under her feet, and asked, "What happened?"
Jane raised her head slowly, and said word by word: "I think my wife seems to like me."
Shen Zixiao: "..."
After being silent for a while, Shen Zixiao asked, "Are you sure?"
Jane shook her head, "Not very sure."
"What are you going to do?"
"do not know."
Shen Zixiao's expression was complicated, "I advise you to just pretend you don't know."
"But--"
"There's nothing wrong with it!" Shen Zixiao suddenly became excited, "Have you forgotten our motto as straight men?"
"???"
"It is our duty not to bend!"
Jian Ran said speechlessly: "I never took this sentence as my motto."
Shen Zixiao rushed forward and shook Jian Ran's shoulders desperately, "Jian Ran, Brother Jian, Father Jian, please be more sober! You are the most awesome one in our dormitory, if you bend me, I will stick to it!"
Jian Ran didn't understand why Shen Zixiao reacted so strongly, he regretted talking about that with this idiot.But at that time, his mind went blank, and somehow the words in his heart popped out.
He opened Shen Zixiao's hand, "Don't beat me, you shouldn't have heard what I just said."
Amidst Shen Zixiao's howling ghosts and wolves, Ji Yuanxi came back.The moment he opened the door, he took half a step back, "Are we killing pigs?"
Jian Ran put the marriage certificate away, and said nonchalantly, "If he goes crazy intermittently, ignore him."
Ji Yuanxi accidentally kicked a courier, looked down, and was shocked: "Lamei, are you just throwing it on the ground?"
"What is Lamei?"
"...It's okay." Ji Yuanxi took off the winter outdoor equipment one by one, "Yes, but have you read the school forum? You and Ren Qinglin are on the front page again."
Jian Ran was full of interest, "Really, what did you say about us this time?"
"Say you line up to get the courier together, and there are photos."
Jian Ran didn't download the app of the school forum, and said, "Give me Kang Kang!"
The photo should have been taken secretly by someone standing behind them. It happened that when Ren Qinglin was supporting his waist, the host also drew a circle with a red line at the place where Ren Qinglin was in contact with him.
Jane returned the phone to Ji Yuanxi, immediately turned on the computer, entered the forum, created an account, and liked the photo.
After eating, Jian Ran stopped by to pick up the courier. Seeing the line, she wanted to retreat a little. He walked to the end of the line and asked the girl who was at the end, "Student, do you know how long it will take?"
"You don't know how to—" The girl turned her head to see Jian Ran's face, her voice changed into a loli in a second, "It should take half an hour to get to my place."
Jian Ran thanked her, turned around and left.
It's not good to do something for half an hour, I have to wait here, anyway, the courier will not grow wings and fly away.
After walking two steps, Jian Ran suddenly stopped.
Ren Qinglin walked out of the cafeteria, the phone in his pocket vibrated, and a "2" appeared on the top profile picture on WeChat.
Jian Ranran: Are you dating?
Jian Ranran: [Probe.gif]
Ren Qinglin raised her lips, walked to the side and stopped, and replied: appointment.
.R: Where is the senior?
Jian Ranran: Get the courier here. 【A straightforward smile.jpg】
Jian Ranran: Let's arrange the courier together. 【Circle Circle.gif】
.R: How long will it take?
Jian Ranran: at least half an hour.
.R: Here we come.
.R: [The hen runs fast.jpg]
Fang Huifeng realized that his roommate had disappeared as he walked. Looking back, Ren Qinglin was still standing there with the corners of his mouth turned up, as if he was in a good mood.
Hey, it wasn't like this when you were pestered by your senior for WeChat just now.
"What's the matter?" Fang Huifeng asked, "I won 500 million in the lottery."
"Better than winning 500 million."
Fang Huifeng stared at his small, almost invisible eyes, "That's... 5000 million?"
Ren Qinglin said, "Someone asked me to arrange a delivery."
Fang Huifeng:? ? ?
However, Ren Qinglin didn't have a courier to pick up, and the things he ordered would not be delivered by courier. "Do you have a courier to pick up?" Ren Qinglin asked his roommate, "I'll help you."
Fang Huifeng was flattered, "No, no, no, how can the noble hands of the male god be able to do this kind of rough work—and my courier hasn't arrived yet."
Ren Qinglin sent a message in the dormitory group: Do you have a courier waiting to be picked up?
Jian Ran didn't line up first, and watched the line getting longer and longer, feeling happy in her heart.The longer the line, the more time he will spend with Ren Qinglin later.
He can come up with such brilliant ideas as asking his crush to line up with him, he is such a witty boy.When Ren Qing came, he took the initiative to help carry a bag, and then "accidentally" touched hands...
Ren Qinglin didn't make him wait any longer, and came soon, carrying two cups of milk tea in his hand, without carrying the bag that Jian Ran was expecting.
What's the ****?What does Dad carry without a bag, milk tea?
Ren Qinglin walked up to Jian Ran and handed him a cup of milk tea, "Why don't seniors queue up?"
Jian Ran blinked, "Wait for you."
Ren Qinglin smiled, "Let's go."
The two stood at the end of the line one behind the other, with Jian Ran in front and Ren Qinglin in the back.
"What kind of courier does the senior want to take?" Ren Qinglin asked, "Is it heavy?"
"It should be fine, but my mother bought some of them for me." Jian Ran paused for a moment, then teased her junior in his lame provocative way, "My wife won't buy it for me, but luckily I have a mother, aha Ha ha ha ha--"
Ren Qinglin bent over and whispered in Jian Ran's ear, "My wife bought it, but it hasn't arrived yet."
With itchy ears, Jian Ran turned around and looked at Ren Qinglin, "Really?"
Ren Qinglin felt itchy in his heart, "Really."
"I bought it for you too," Jian Ran said cheerfully, "a Canada Goose down jacket——"
Ren Qinglin looked down at him with a smile in his eyes, "Huh? Tell me now, won't you give me a surprise?"
"Uh..." Jian Ran really didn't think about it. In his opinion, isn't giving a gift the same as giving something to the other party? There are so many twists and turns.
He hesitated for a while, then asked, "You want a surprise?"
"No," Ren Qinglin said, "It's a surprise that the senior buys me something."
At this time, the classmate behind shouted: "Hey, you move!"
Jian Ran looked back, and hurriedly strode forward.In front of him were two girls, holding their mobile phones and putting their heads together, giggling softly from time to time.
Jian Ran walked over, just in time to hear them say: "When will my male god come to accompany me to class!"
"And it's the most boring "Mao Gai", it can be stamped as true love."
"Hey, stop being so flirtatious, everyone already has girlfriends."
"It is said that Ren Qinglin has a girlfriend, has anyone seen it?"
"No...but maybe it's from another school."
"Even if this is the case, the two should meet during the holidays. I have a junior I know who is in the same class as Ren Qinglin. He said that he has never seen Ren Qinglin get close to any girl. Anyway, the male god did not admit it personally. I am won't believe it."
Jian Ran drank hot milk tea and listened to the girls' conversation, feeling that she had been reminded.
Ren Qinglin said that he wanted to chase after her senior, but he was the one who chatted with him and played games with him. During the long vacation, they went back to her in-laws and parents' house, and they made an appointment to hang out together on weekends. How could Ren Qinglin have time to chase after her senior?
Does that so-called senior sister really exist?Ren Qinglin spent almost all of his free time on him. Rather than saying that he was chasing some senior sister, it would be better to say... he was chasing himself?
Jane was frightened by this sudden thought.However, isn't Ren Qinglin a straight man? Why would a straight man chase another straight man?
Wait, isn't he doing this right now! ! !
Jane is a little ready to move.The bag can no longer be carried, but people can still touch it a little.
Jian Ran looked forward and complained: "It's been a long time, my legs are sore."
While speaking, Jian Ran ran through bullet screens in her mind to complain about her behavior.
Hehe, sore legs?Your legs don't feel sore after running on the basketball court for an hour, but your legs become sore after standing for 10 minutes?
Look at your current "soft" Yazi, how is it different from those white lotus girls in TV dramas!
It's a shame, can you show a little bit of brotherhood? ? ?
Then he heard Ren Qinglin say behind him: "Then come and lean on?"
"..."
What is the momentum of my brother, can I eat it?
Happy!
Just like the last time when Ren Qinglin asked Jian Ran to bury her arms, Jian Ran immediately turned her weight back and leaned her entire upper body against Ren Qinglin's body.
Ren Qinglin reached out to support his back, "Is it better?"
The temperature and pleasant smell on the junior's body made Jian Ran feel distracted for a while.He grabbed Ren Qinglin's wrist and slowly moved it to his waist, "It's better to help here."
Ren Qinglin: "..." Fuck, something is going to happen.
When the team was moving, Jian Ran asked Ren Qinglin to push her away. When others saw it, they thought this boy had just finished a [-]-meter long-distance race.After being pushed for a few steps, Ren Qinglin suddenly let him go.
Jane turned around, "???"
Ren Qinglin took several deep breaths, trying to suppress the reaction on his body. "Hands are cold."
Jian Ran said "Oh", "Then shall I warm you up?"
Ren Qinglin looked at him, "How warm."
The two stood back and forth, and it was inconvenient to warm them with their hands, so Jian Ran had no choice but to give up this idea.He lifted his hat and said, "Put your hands here, it's super warm in here."
Ren Qinglin's Adam's apple twitched, "Hmm..."
The team moved fast, and they were soon there.Jian Ran reported her mobile phone number, and the courier brother brought him a few small boxes, and asked Ren Qinglin: "Student, phone number and name."
Ren Qinglin flipped through the phone and said, "7745, Li Qianyu."
Jian Ran was taken aback, "Who is this?"
"My roommate."
"how about yours?"
"Didn't you tell me?" Ren Qinglin said with a smile, "It's not here yet."
Jian Ran was a little surprised, "So you made a special trip to help your roommate get the courier?"
Ren Qinglin asked back: "What do you think, senior?"
Jian Ran frowned, and the thought came up again just now.
Carrying a bunch of couriers back to the dormitory, Jian Ran didn't unpack them, just put them on the ground.He was in a daze for a while, then opened the drawer in a strange way, and took out a red book from the inside—the marriage certificate between him and Ren Qinglin.
The "National Emblem" and "The People's Republic of China" on the cover symbolize the solemnity of legal marriage; on the second page are photos and information of him and Ren Qinglin.
Jian Ran stared at the group photo of the two of them, and her thoughts went back to the day they received the certificate.
——You wrote two words on your face.
--what?
— Forced marriage.
——Didn't your mother force you?
——No, I voluntarily.
... Fuck.
Shen Zixiao pushed open the bedroom door, saw Jian Ran sitting in a trance, holding a marriage certificate in her hand, and a pile of couriers under her feet, and asked, "What happened?"
Jane raised her head slowly, and said word by word: "I think my wife seems to like me."
Shen Zixiao: "..."
After being silent for a while, Shen Zixiao asked, "Are you sure?"
Jane shook her head, "Not very sure."
"What are you going to do?"
"do not know."
Shen Zixiao's expression was complicated, "I advise you to just pretend you don't know."
"But--"
"There's nothing wrong with it!" Shen Zixiao suddenly became excited, "Have you forgotten our motto as straight men?"
"???"
"It is our duty not to bend!"
Jian Ran said speechlessly: "I never took this sentence as my motto."
Shen Zixiao rushed forward and shook Jian Ran's shoulders desperately, "Jian Ran, Brother Jian, Father Jian, please be more sober! You are the most awesome one in our dormitory, if you bend me, I will stick to it!"
Jian Ran didn't understand why Shen Zixiao reacted so strongly, he regretted talking about that with this idiot.But at that time, his mind went blank, and somehow the words in his heart popped out.
He opened Shen Zixiao's hand, "Don't beat me, you shouldn't have heard what I just said."
Amidst Shen Zixiao's howling ghosts and wolves, Ji Yuanxi came back.The moment he opened the door, he took half a step back, "Are we killing pigs?"
Jian Ran put the marriage certificate away, and said nonchalantly, "If he goes crazy intermittently, ignore him."
Ji Yuanxi accidentally kicked a courier, looked down, and was shocked: "Lamei, are you just throwing it on the ground?"
"What is Lamei?"
"...It's okay." Ji Yuanxi took off the winter outdoor equipment one by one, "Yes, but have you read the school forum? You and Ren Qinglin are on the front page again."
Jian Ran was full of interest, "Really, what did you say about us this time?"
"Say you line up to get the courier together, and there are photos."
Jian Ran didn't download the app of the school forum, and said, "Give me Kang Kang!"
The photo should have been taken secretly by someone standing behind them. It happened that when Ren Qinglin was supporting his waist, the host also drew a circle with a red line at the place where Ren Qinglin was in contact with him.
Jane returned the phone to Ji Yuanxi, immediately turned on the computer, entered the forum, created an account, and liked the photo.
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