After Marrying the School Grass

The popularity of Ren Qinglin's real-name post soared, and several pages were turned in just 2 minutes.Derived posts appeared one after another, all discussing the matter of the two schoolgirls coming out and getting married.

[Key points: Jian Ran who just came back from her mother-in-law's house.It's the mother-in-law's family, not the mother-in-law's! 】

[Reverse? ! no! ! !Mom doesn't allow it! ! ! Σ(°△°|||)︴】

[We got married on August [-]th, which happened to be Qixi Festival!Ahhhh I'm dead, I'm going to drown in the sea of ​​sugar——]

[Mom asked me why I swiped my phone while crying! QAQ]

[@从东主主, Is your twisted face swollen? 】

[I am Jian Ran's classmate, and I have a good relationship with him.Every time he leaves school, if it's not with his roommate, or with Ren Qinglin, I don't know where he has the time to mess around with other men. 】

[Open a simple post to popularize Ren Qinglin's family background, Jian Ran is crazy to cuckold him. 】

[Speaking by real name: I, Li Qianyu, the roommate of Ren Xiaocao.The school grass is super clingy to Senior Jian, and Senior Jian still slept in our dormitory.I have long suspected that their relationship is impure, but I never thought that... I lost. 】

[What about the rhythmic idiot?Why don't you jump around?Come on, be happy, I will sing and dance in front, and you will hang yourself in the back~]

[No, that LZ is right, Jian Ran is indeed gay. 】

[What's wrong with gay?It's been 9012, and the country has allowed same-sex marriage.You are so capable, go to change the "Marriage Law"! 】

[One thing to say, the country allows it, but I still can't accept two men together. 】

[Laughing, you need to accept someone else's marriage?You are amazing and you are number one, why don't you fly a plane in the sea? 】

【Hematemesis... I have an exam tomorrow morning! @两个男神, can't you wait until the exam is over before making an official announcement?What kind of group are you guys? You guys are really harmful. In this group, my son’s grades in every subject are no more than that average.jpg]

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Ke Yan was dumbfounded, "Don't these people need to review?"

Ji Yuanxi lowered his head and typed furiously on his mobile phone, "There's no such thing as a review... It's over, it's over, I'm going to die, my wife kept asking me why I didn't tell her, and asked me to make things wrong for the two of you Show her the PPT with less than twenty pages."

Shen Zixiao gloated: "This is not right, don't you like doing PPT the most?"

Ji Yuanxi wanted to cry, "But I really don't know anything." He looked at Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran, "By the way, when did you get together?"

Fang Huifeng held the marriage certificate of the two in one hand, touched his chin with the other, and carefully analyzed: "They got married on August [-] this year. Before getting married, let's talk about dating for a year, at least last August, or earlier."

Ke Yan exclaimed: "Ah, Qinglin was still in high school at that time, did the teacher allow you to fall in love early?"

Ji Yuanxi made a big fuss, "I'm going, but you actually attacked minors?! No... Then you guys are too good at acting, I'm such a sensitive person, I didn't realize that you guys knew each other before!"

Shen Zixiao did not know where to find a feather fan used by Zhuge Liang and shook it slowly, pretending to be mysterious: "They did not know each other before, and their relationship was normal. Then, how did they get to this point, and where did they get their marriage certificate?" Woolen cloth?"

Except for the client and Lu Shixuan, the others all looked at Shen Zixiao, their eyes full of desire for knowledge.

Shen Zixiao enjoyed this feeling very much, "Ke Yan, go get me a pot of hot water; Lao Ji, help me dry my clothes; Xiao Fang came over and squeezed my shoulders to make me feel comfortable. Let me tell you about their love history."

Lu Shixuan said warmly: "Do you need me to do something?"

"Ah, no need," Shen Zixiao said, "Just sit and listen."

Fang Huifeng protested: "Why! Brother Xiao is too partial!"

The phones of Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin kept vibrating, and they didn't bother to look at them.

Ren Qinglin asked: "How do you feel, senior?"

Jian Ran excitedly said: "One word, cool!"

Ren Qinglin looked at him, "We have no way out."

"That's not it," Jian Ran said solemnly, "Think about it, if we break up in the future, we have to do it again, and we have to explain to the alumni one by one that we have broken up and divorced—how troublesome, forget it Forget it, let’s make do with it, how can we get away from it.”

Ren Qinglin laughed, "It makes sense."

"And, in the future, we will be able to show our affection openly. For example..." Jian Ran waved her hand, "Come here, junior, and give the senior a kiss."

Ren Qinglin approached Jian Ran with a smile, and touched his cheek with his lips.

Everyone: "..." The lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.

Not long after, people from the next dormitory also came to join in the fun, and Jian Ran's classmates didn't seem to alienate him because of his sexuality.

The space in the dormitory was originally limited, but now it is crowded with people.Shen Zixiao stood on the chair like stars holding the moon, shook his feather fan, and said emotionally: "It was a hot summer day, and Jian Ran was called to the study by his mother. Ah, as the eldest son of the Jane family, you have the responsibility and obligation to dedicate yourself to the Jane family. This is the information of your marriage partner, you can take it back and read it'..."

Ren Qinglin was a little surprised, "You told Shen Zixiao so much?"

"How is it possible." Jane watched coldly, "He made up all the details. See if he can, why don't you go under the flyover to tell a story."

In the middle of Shen Zixiao's book, the lights were suddenly turned off at one o'clock.Everyone sighed sadly, and Jian Ran took the opportunity to say: "It's almost time to go back, be careful with the rules of the dormitory's auntie."

"Don't, don't, it's a wonderful place! Go on, Xiaogou, Brother Jian, seeing that the new school girl is his husband, what's your expression?"

"I'm broadcasting live to my girlfriend, she asked me to tell you, you can't get stuck here..."

"You guys should go back first." Shen Zixiao said, "Tomorrow is the same time, same place, see you soon."

The others dispersed one after another, and the remaining three people who were not from this dormitory building looked at each other in blank dismay.

Fang Huifeng: "Well, how do we go back?"

Ji Yuanxi joked: "Just pull a rope, and you slide from here to the opposite side."

Shen Zixiao: "Lu Shixuan's dormitory is on the west side of the school, can you slide it for me to see?"

Ren Qinglin said: "It's nothing more than being recorded as late return once."

Fang Hui Feng Youyou said: "Brother Jian stayed in our dormitory after time last time, that's not what you said."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "I can share a bed with the senior, can you?"

Fang Huifeng: "..." I felt offended.

"Don't go back at all." Ke Yan said suddenly, "I won't be able to sleep tonight anyway, why don't we stay up all night together."

The well-behaved baby who went to bed on time every day said such words, and the others didn't react for a while.

Ren Qinglin: "I can."

Lu Shixuan glanced at Shen Zixiao's bed, "I have no objection."

Fang Huifeng scratched his head, "But what are we doing all night, the lights are off and there is no electricity."

"We have a total of seven people, three of us can fight the landlord, and the remaining four..." Ke Yan's eyes flashed with a strange light, "Play mahjong!"

As a top student, Ke Yan is immune to all recreational activities - except playing mahjong.When Ren Qinglin celebrated his birthday last time, Jian Ran discovered that he was a hidden little sparrow god.

Shen Zixiao: "Pfft - I quite like playing mahjong, but is there mahjong in our dormitory?"

"Yes!" Ke Yan pulled out a small box from under the table and said excitedly, "I bought it a long time ago!"

After a wave of discussion, Ke Yan, Jian Ran, Shen Zixiao and Fang Huifeng went to the mahjong table, and the other three did not fight the landlord: Ji Yuanxi was on the phone with his girlfriend, Lu Shixuan and Ren Qinglin sat on the side to watch the match .

The four people are from different cities, and they usually play different mahjong, and it took a while to unify the standard.In the end, for the sake of fairness, the four of them learned Sichuan mahjong on the spot.

At the beginning of the game, Ke Yan came to fight against each other, and then sang all the way. The other three were tortured by all kinds of blood, like three wilted cucumbers.

Jian Ran grabbed a card, her face changed slightly, "Fuck, I feel like I'm going to shoot."

Ke Yan, who had already listened to the cards, stared at the cards in Jian Ran's hand with a fanatical expression, exactly the same as when he was reviewing before the exam.

Jian Ran couldn't make up her mind, so she asked Ren Qinglin beside her, "Which one should I play?"

Ren Qinglin lazily said: "If you don't play this senior, you can't listen to the card."

Jian Ran sighed, "Who says it's not." He thought for a while, and said aggressively, "I'll just bet him! Eighty thousand!"

"It's messed up!" Ke Yan pushed the cards away, "It's all hahahaha——"

"Jian Ran, are you out of your mind? Why do you still type that card when you know he wants it?"

Jane clutched her heart, "I can't do it, I have to take my time. Ren Qinglin, you can do it for me."

Ren Qinglin said: "Well, senior, take a rest, and go to bed for a while if you are sleepy."

"Not sleepy, but a little hungry, I'm going to cook instant noodles."

"I also want!"

"I also."

"plus one!"

Several people took turns to fight, only Ke Yan remained motionless, sticking to his post all the time.

At six o'clock in the morning, the call came on time, and the door of the dormitory was opened.After sending Ren Qinglin and the others away, Jian Ran yawned and went to bed, sleepiness overwhelmed him instantly.

So on the first night after the official announcement, he played mahjong with Ren Qinglin all night, what is this called...

Jian Ran slept until the afternoon, skipping all the classes for the day.After waking up, he lay on the bed and started to reply to the messages that he didn't have time to read last night.

Ren Qinglin's call came, Jian Ran put on her earphones, and called him under the covers.

Ren Qinglin: "Did you wake up the senior?"

Jian Ran: "No, I woke up early - your place is so noisy, are you outside?"

"Well, I just finished the exam."

Jian Ran paused, "Today's exam last night last night..."

Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm physically strong."

Jian Ran lowered her voice, "I don't believe it, unless you ask me to check."

Ren Qinglin fell silent.

"Hey Hey hey--"

"Yes." Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, New Year's Eve is coming soon."

"That's right," Jian Ran opened the calendar, "This year's New Year's Day doesn't seem to be held for three consecutive days - where shall we go for the New Year's Eve?"

Ren Qinglin said slowly: "Senior, would you like to stay outside for one night?"

Jian Ran straightened her body all of a sudden, "Where do you live?"

Ren Qinglin chuckled, "The hotel."

Jane: "..."

"Senior?" Ren Qinglin's voice hesitated, "You don't want to?"

Jian Ran nodded, "I'm a little reluctant. It's still a long time before the 31st. Isn't it Christmas?"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Christmas is not a holiday, and the seniors have exams the next day."

"Is there?" Jian Ran found out her exam date, "Damn it, why do you remember it better than me. Then we can't pass Christmas?"

"How does the senior want to live?"

Jian Ran thought for a while, and said, "I'll ask Xiaogou and the others later, I seem to have heard from them that they have some plans."

"Okay. I'm almost downstairs in the dormitory, let's have dinner together later."

"Okay, I'm going to change now."

"You can also continue to lie down and wait for me to help the senior change."

Jian Ran smiled and said, "Good idea."

After hanging up the phone, Jian Ran got out of bed and washed her face.There was a knock on the door, and Jian Ran opened the door directly, saying, "You're too fast——"

"Ah?" The counselor standing outside the door looked confused, "Who is faster?"

"No one." Jian Ran scratched her head, "Brother Shu, are you looking for me?"

"Well," Zhang Shu held a pot of green plants in his hands, his expression was indescribable, "You are the only one in the dormitory?"

"Yes, what's the matter with you?"

Zhang Shu put the green plant on Jian Ran's table, "Sit, let's sit and chat."

Jane felt a little uneasy.The counselor came to the dormitory to catch him on purpose. Is it because of what happened last night, or because he skipped a day of class today?

"Is the matter between you and Ren Qinglin true?" Zhang Shu asked.

Jian Ran nodded, "Really, my marriage certificate is here, let me show it to you?"

Zhang Shu closed his eyes and calmed down, "Do your parents know?"

"what?"

"Are you stealing your household registration certificate behind your parents' backs?"

Jian Ran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Let's put it this way, our wedding photos were arranged by my mother, and I had a little wine with Ren Qinglin's father yesterday - do you think they know?"

Zhang Shu felt that his three views had been subverted, "Your parents actually agreed with you to get married so early?"

Jian Ran didn't bother to explain too much, she just said: "I agree, it's a happy event for my son to find his true love."

Zhang Shu said tactfully: "Jian Ran, love sometimes blinds your eyes, you have to stay awake."

"I'm very sober. By the way, Brother Shu," Jian Ran rubbed her hands together, "Do college students get credit for getting married?"

"I will arrange for you to add credits." Zhang Shu hesitated, "I mean, maybe Ren Qinglin is not as perfect as you think."

Jian Ran lowered her face, "Brother Shu, is it not good for you to speak ill of people behind their backs?"

"I don't have any!" Zhang Shu quickly waved his hands, "Hey, let me tell you the truth, when I was shopping last time, I saw..." Seeing Jian Ran's face immersed in love, Zhang Shu suddenly said no down.

He sighed, "Forget it, let me wish you happiness first. This green radish is for you."

Jian Ran was at a loss, "It's all right, why did brother Shu give me green plants? I'm a person who can even feed a cactus to death..."

"Take it if you tell me." Zhang Shu's expression was unpredictable, "Also, eat more green vegetables, it's good for your health."

Jian Ran:? ? ?

"I'll go back first." Zhang Shu stood up, and did not forget to tell him: "Several core courses are about to be tested, so you should restrain yourself. Don't forget that the most important job of a student is to study."

Jane accepts the instruction humbly: "Okay."

When Zhang Shu left Jian Ran's bedroom, he happened to see Ren Qinglin walking towards him.Ren Qinglin greeted him politely: "Teacher Zhang."

Zhang Shu nodded very coldly, and said in a voice that was low enough for Ren Qinglin to hear: "Scumbag."

Ren Qinglin:? ? ?