After Marrying the School Grass

What the hell is this called!It was the first time he came to buy a set with his wife, and it was able to fit the father-in-law and mother-in-law... At this moment, Jian Ran just wanted to use an invisibility technique, and disappear from the world with a "poof".

Mother Ren asked with concern: "Is Xiao Ran uncomfortable?"

Jian Ran had a flash of inspiration, and immediately coughed pretendingly, "Ahem... my throat hurts a bit."

"Is it serious?" Father Ren said, "Go for a walk, Godfather will take you to the hospital."

Jian Ran hurriedly said, "No, I'll take some medicine."

"Brother." Ren Qinglin walked towards him after paying the money, and was a little surprised to see his parents there, "Dad, Mom, you..."

Seeing that Ren Qinglin didn't have a condom in his hands, Jian Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly winked at him: "Cough cough cough—Qing Lin, did you find the medicine?"

Ren Qinglin understood, "Not yet. Do you want to take traditional Chinese medicine or Western medicine?"

The shopping guide who has witnessed everything: ... the kids nowadays really know how to act.

Jian Ran was forced to buy some unnecessary medicines.The four of them walked out of the pharmacy, and Mother Ren said, "I'll go to the fruit store to buy some pears, and when I get home, I will cook pears in rock sugar for Xiaoran to eat."

Jane is ashamed.Ren's mother is so kind to him, but he is greedy for her son's body every day. "Don't worry, Auntie, I'm really fine."

"It's okay. You go back first."

On the way back, Jane clutched her little heart and said, "Fortunately, I'm smart enough, otherwise we would have to be forced out of the closet."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Brother is amazing. But..."

This pharmacy is the closest to the community, and they buy all the medicines they need there. The owner and shopping guide of the pharmacy are very familiar with Ren's mother, and they seem to have exchanged WeChat.

Jian Ran's heart skipped a beat, "But what?"

Ren Qinglin paused, "Nothing."

"By the way, what did your parents go to the pharmacy?" Jane said, "I didn't see what they bought in the end."

Ren Qinglin: "..."

Jane: "..."

"They don't want to fight for a second child, do they?"

Ren Qinglin: "Is it necessary to come to the pharmacy if you want to have a second child?"

Jane nodded, "That's true."

Ren's father and Ren's mother may come back at any time, and they dare not do anything when they get home.Ren Qinglin suggested: "Shall I play games with my brother?"

Jian Ran's "Okay" swallowed it back, "You don't like playing games, don't you?"

"If it's with my brother, I like it."

"That's not good. I said it before. I want to accompany you to do what you like." Jian Ran said, "What do you like to do?"

Ren Qinglin said without hesitation: "***."

Jian Ran: "...I like it too. Besides this?"

Ren Qinglin thought for a while and said, "Read books and listen to music."

Jane snapped her fingers, "Then I'll sing for you?"

Ren Qinglin curled his lips, "Okay."

Ren Qinglin dug out a guitar from a corner of the storage room, wiped off the dust on it, and handed it to Jian Ran.

"You play this too?" Jian Ran asked.

"I don't play." Ren Qinglin said, "I bought it after seeing my brother playing, thinking that maybe one day I can let my brother sing alone for me."

Jian Ran was forced to perform guitar playing and singing during her freshman military training, and Ren Qinglin's computer still had photos of him holding a guitar and singing.

Jian Ran said modestly: "My singing is actually very average, Xiaogou is better than me. What do you want to hear?"

Ren Qinglin said: "The song my brother sang during military training."

Jane recalled for a while, cleared her throat, and strummed the guitar.

When Mother Ren and Father Ren returned home, they exchanged unexpected glances when they heard the clear and casual male voice accompanied by the sound of the guitar coming from their son's room.

Father Ren: "When did our son sing in Cantonese so well?"

Mother Ren: "... This is obviously sung by Xiaoran."

Ren's father stood at the door of the room and watched secretly, with envy on his face: "It's nice to be young. Look at Xiaoran, how handsome, the whole person seems to be shining."

Mother Ren smiled gently: "Indeed, no wonder my son likes it."

"Not only my son likes it, but I also like it. But isn't Xiaoran's throat uncomfortable? "

Mother Ren said lightly: "Who knows."

Ren's father watched and couldn't help singing together with Jian Ran: "Be careful, you can turn all living beings upside down with a kiss, save a person with a kiss, and the body temperature that you save will always be donated to someone..."

Ren's mother couldn't stand her husband's poor Cantonese, so she took Ren's father to the kitchen with the excuse that she wanted to stew rock sugar pears for Jian Ran.

After singing a song, Jian Ran looked at Ren Qinglin with embarrassment, "I haven't played it for a long time, I'm a little rusty."

Ren Qinglin sat on the armrest of the sofa, staring at him without blinking.

"Hmm...won't you comment?"

Ren Qinglin stood up, closed and locked the door, "The evaluation is: I want to fuck my brother."

Jian Ran was confused, "Ah? But your parents..."

Ren Qinglin took the guitar away, leaned over and kissed Jian Ran, "They won't come in."

"Wait." Jian Ran tried to push Ren Qinglin away, "It's better at night..."

Ren Qinglin grabbed his wrist, "But I want my brother right now."

Jian Ran was overwhelmed by her junior's lustful eyes.No, he didn't do anything, why did Ren Qinglin suddenly become estrous?

Jian Ran hesitated: "Do it now, I will be nervous."

Ren Qinglin smiled lowly and said, "What will happen if my brother is nervous? Will you bite me tighter?"

Jian Ran blushed, not to be outdone, and said: "Yes, if you disarm and surrender within a few minutes after biting you, it would be so boring. There are only three 001s in total, so save it."

Ren Qinglin choked for breath, "Okay, listen to you."

Jian Ran escaped, picked up the guitar again, "Is there anything else you want to hear?"

"I don't want to listen anymore," Ren Qinglin said, "I won't be able to listen to my brother anymore."

Not long after, Ren's mother knocked on the door and asked Jian Ran to go out to eat rock candy pears, and Ren Qinglin was also given a bowl.Father Ren looked at it helplessly and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Jian Ran frantically flattered her mother-in-law: "It's delicious! Look at this pear, it's white and sweet, just like this bowl is big and round."

Father Ren swallowed, "Daughter-in-law, can I have a bowl?"

"No." Ren's mother was a little harsh, "Have you forgotten your experience report? Xiaoran, eat more, it's good for your throat."

Jian Ran, who has no voice problems at all: "Okay, Auntie."

After supper, it was almost time to take a shower and sleep.Jian Ran went to take a shower first, while Ren Qinglin packed her luggage in the room.

There was a knock on the door, and Ren Qinglin looked up, "Mom."

Mother Ren glanced at the bathroom, "Is Xiaoran in there?"

"Well," Ren Qinglin took out the clothes that Jian Ran was going to wear tomorrow, "What's wrong?"

Mother Ren said softly: "You went to the pharmacy to buy those things on purpose today, is Mom right?"

Ren Qinglin paused, and said with a smile, "You already know."

Mother Ren also laughed, "You were born to me, I have already guessed your thoughts."

"Then you should also know that I did this because I didn't want to hide it from you."

Mother Ren looked at her son and sighed, "You told me before that you don't like girls and don't want to get married. I just think you are young and ignorant. Now it seems that you are serious? "

"Yes."

"What about Xiaoran?"

"So is he."

Mother Ren was silent, "Qinglin, you and Xiaoran are just children."

Ren Qinglin looked a little disappointed.

"Mom doesn't know how far you can go. But you are a piece of meat that fell from your mother. As long as you can be happy, your mother will be happy." Ren's mother said slowly, "But your father is different, and Xiaoran's parents are also happy." Not the same, if you are really serious, you have to be prepared."

Ren Qinglin's Adam's apple moved slightly, "Mom, you... support us?"

Mother Ren said leisurely: "I can't talk about support, of course I hope you can live a normal life. But you like him so much, what can I do?"

"Bang——" the bathroom door opened, and Jian Ran's angry voice came from inside: "Benefactor Ren, I see your seal is black, and you are full of evil spirits. I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster. Please take off your clothes quickly, so that the poor Let me cast spells on you to exorcise evil spirits!"

Ren Qinglin: "..."

Mother Ren: "..."

Jian Ran came out wearing Spider-Man pajamas, seeing Mother Ren with a strange expression, she petrified in a second.

Mother Ren pursed her lips, "Xiao Ran is so humorous."

What I am most afraid of is the sudden silence of the air, and the sudden praise of my mother-in-law.

Jane: "..."

Ahhh let me die!I'm going to hang myself to ease the atmosphere!Ren Qinglin kicked the stool off for me, thank you!

Jian Ran blushed, and called out "Auntie" tremblingly.

Mother Ren knew that if she stayed any longer, Jian Ran really wanted to find a way to get into the ground, so she held back a smile and said, "Xiao Ran go to bed early, Auntie is out."

"Good night Auntie."

As soon as Ren's mother left the room, Jian Ran threw herself on the bed, buried her face in the pillow, her limbs fluttered, "Ren Qinglin, get a pen, I want to write a will! There is no place for poor people to live in this world... ..."

Ren Qinglin smiled happily, "Will the priest still cast spells on me?"

Jian Ran turned over, stared at Ren Qinglin, and said in disbelief: "Fuck, you can still laugh?!"

"Sorry," Ren Qinglin lowered his head, his shoulders trembled, "I will try my best to bear it."

"Forget it," Jian Ran said unrepentantly, "Holding it in is not good for your health, you can laugh if you want."

Ren Qinglin lay down beside him, "Brother, who did you learn these words from?"

Jian Ran said depressedly: "I searched it on the Internet. I can't always be teased by you. I also have to learn to play tricks on you."

Ren Qinglin stretched out his hands to hug him up, letting Jian Ran sit on his waist, "Brother wants to tease me, I'll teach you."

Ren Qinglin's waist is strong and strong, and as soon as Jian Ran sat on it, she felt a little distracted, "What should I do?"

Ren Qinglin didn't answer him immediately, but leaned over and kissed his lips, and then whispered something in his ear.

Jane opened her eyes wide, "You..."

"Did brother hear clearly? Do you want me to say it again?"

Jian Ran endured her shame, and whispered, "Why are you so good at playing?"

Soon, Spiderman's pajamas were stripped off, and Ren Qinglin asked, "Will it be cold?"

Jane shook her head.Be cold, Dad will be burned in the fire, okay?He managed to regain his sanity and said, "Your parents..."

Ren Qinglin blocked Jian Ran's lips with a kiss again.

After everything was ready, Ren Qinglin supported Jian Ran's waist and said, "Do you still remember what I taught my brother just now?"

"Um……"

"Tell me, I want to hear."

Jian Ran really didn't want to say that sentence in her native language, so he clasped Ren Qinglin's shoulders with both hands and said, "I want you inside of me..."

Ren Qinglin was stunned for a moment, then gently satisfied Jian Ran's request, and sighed: "Brother is really bad."