Long Jiale

The man in front of him was tall and tall, wearing black clothes and black trousers, with a big head and a pure black mask on his cheeks. From the outside, he could give others a kind of fierce oppression.

It is estimated that ordinary girls will keep him at a respectful distance, and dare not approach this bald man in black at all.

Shen Zhoucheng hugged the little guy in his arms, held the little yellow flower, and walked to the side of the man in black. He was a few centimeters taller than the man in black. With him standing by his side, the oppression from the man in black Sex has decreased a lot.

The bald man in black looked at Shen Zhoucheng in front of him, remembered the misunderstanding just now, and waved his hands again and again: "I, I, I... I am not with them, I don't steal foxes, I just come here for tourism, from your village The dumplings are delicious, hehe..."

Shen Zhoucheng nodded with a smile, squeezed the soft paws of Xiaobai Tuanzi, and said, "I know."

The bald man in black was relieved to see that he didn't misunderstand him.

"But..." Shen Zhoucheng said hesitantly, "Why do you dress yourself up like this?"

"Ah?" The man in black raised his hand and scratched his hairless bald head, and asked back, "Am I dressed in a strange way? Isn't it normal ordinary black clothes, black pants, black shoes, and a black mask of the same style?" Woolen cloth."

"Isn't it harmonious?"

Shen Zhoucheng: "..."

It's more than discordant, it's almost a bit inconsistent with the core values ​​of socialism.

"This outfit is okay... Maybe it's my personal vision, I just think you don't look like a good person with your outfit."

The bald man in black: "..."

"I figured it out. Why did everyone see me in the car today as if they were seeing the God of Plague? Didn't they just wear black? Others wore black clothes, but they didn't look like the God of Plague?"

Shen Zhou said sincerely: The others only wore black, they were neither 1.8 meters tall nor bald, nor did they have the robber mask that covered their faces...

This attire has the same effect as the ancient people wearing night clothes and masks, standing on the roof and saying "when the night is dark and the wind is high, kill people and seize treasures".

Ordinary people see it, aren't they afraid?Just like seeing the plague god.

Those who knew it thought it was a tourist trip, and those who didn't know it thought it was a debt collection and revenge.

Shen Zhoucheng talked to the black-clothed bald man in front of him for a few more words, and finally learned about the other party's background. This black-clothed bald man, named Cheng Yanding, is a native of other provinces. He graduated with a major in computer science and has been a 996 code farmer for three years. , and later he was laid off due to a mistake, coupled with the death of his relatives, and several blows in succession, he became particularly depressed and sad, and his whole body turned into black, so he wore a black suit to show his mood.

As for his hair, he was threatened with baldness because of working too much overtime. Later, he had a bald head. For him, a bald head is stronger than the Mediterranean Sea. As a result, I got acne on my face, so I wore a mask for fear of affecting the appearance of the city.

"I came to Yongnan City this time because I was under too much pressure. I couldn't find a new job. I was always sad. I didn't want to be a code farmer anymore, and I didn't want to type code anymore... Insomnia is very serious. I don't know why. A person is always anxious in a first-tier city."

"I came to Yongnan City this time to go bungee jumping. I heard that this extreme sport is very relaxing..."

Because of anxiety, insomnia and excessive stress, plus baldness and acne breakouts, Cheng Yanding desperately hopes for a way to relieve stress. He doesn't know where he heard someone on the Internet advocating that bungee jumping can relieve stress.

And after bungee jumping, the eyes of the world will never be the same again.

It's like being born again.

So Cheng Yanding became obsessed and made up his mind to experience bungee jumping!He began to search for information about bungee jumping in various places. There are various places for bungee jumping in various places, such as bungee jumping on high mountains... Oh my God!This is too exciting, if the rope breaks, it will not be a new life but death...

Although anxious, depressed and bereaved, Cheng Yanding, who is both timid and afraid of death, started to panic after seeing a few bungee jumping spots.

Am I really going to bungee jump?

……

go with!

must go!

This is your chance to muster up the courage to get a new life!

Cheng Yanding mustered up his courage again, and tearfully chose the place where he was going to jump. A 1.8-meter tall man was afraid of dying after seeing several bungee jumping spots, and finally chose a gentle bungee jumping spot.

In an amusement park in Yongnan City, the height of the bungee jumping point is moderate. Of course, for Cheng Yanding, who is both timid and afraid of death, the most important thing is that there is a deep lake below the bungee jumping point. Falling into the water, thumping, thumping, cannot die.

It's okay if you can't die, at least you're alive.

Cheng Yanding closed his eyes, and his heart sank, he directly booked the ticket to Yongnan City on the Internet, and bought the combination ticket of the park ticket and the bungee jumping event. In order to prevent himself from regretting, this combination ticket is non-refundable and can only be used during the National Day Used during seven days leave.

He arrived in Yongnan City on NO.30, stayed in the hotel for one night, and planned to go bungee jumping in the park on the first day, to end his obsession with this trip.

That night at the hotel, he looked in the mirror and cheered wildly. He woke up at six o'clock the next morning, dressed in "inspirational black" that he thought was extremely desperate, and walked out of the hotel like a big rooster with high spirits.

He was waiting in the city for the exclusive bus to the park.

But waiting and waiting, I don't know why, maybe his legs and feet were possessed, he turned his legs and got on another tourist bus with an exclusive route to Qingquan Village.

Cheng Yanding: "..." Maybe this is what was destined by God.

I'll go bungee jumping on the second.

Anyway, this set of tickets will be invalid after the [-]th, and there are still several days left.

With this in mind, Cheng Yanding followed the National Day crowd in the bus to Qingquan Village. Once at the entrance of the village, he lined up and ate dumplings cheerfully, feeling that his trip was not in vain.

Food can also heal the soul.

Cheng Yanding ate a plate of dumplings and drank a bowl of fish soup. While walking around the village, he thought about whether the food had healed his soul, and whether he wanted to go bungee jumping tomorrow.

He really wanted to say no.

But there was another little devil-like voice tempting him: How can a real man not bungee jump!

Bungee jumping can take on new life.

Cheng Yanding: "Then I'd better jump."

While thinking this way, Cheng Yanding saw two malevolent men trying to steal a fox in the village.

Compared with the fear of bungee jumping, he rushed out to block...

Cheng Yanding said to Shen Zhoucheng: "Actually, I originally planned to go to the paradise to play bungee jumping, but I accidentally got on the wrong car and followed the flow of people to your village. The century-old dumplings in your village are really delicious..."

He had a guilty conscience, and was afraid that others would think that he avoided bungee jumping because he was afraid of bungee jumping, and deliberately got on the wrong car, so he added: "It's a pity... I thought I could experience the feeling of bungee jumping today, and I am looking forward to it!"

"I can't wait to experience it right away!"

After listening to his background, Shen Zhoucheng knew that the other party's current urgent desire was to want to bungee jump, and also to find a leisurely job, and to solve the problems of stress, insomnia and acne outbreaks.

He nodded, the problem of the masked man in front of him is still very easy to solve, the other party somehow helped the road to see the injustice, he should give some thanks.

Shen Zhoucheng raised the little fox's paw and shook it at him, "I have a very leisurely job here, and I can also cultivate my body. Do you want to try it?"

"Hey, what job?" Cheng Yanding asked curiously.

"Help me manage the fish pond."

If someone asked Cheng Yanding to manage the fish pond a few years ago, he would not go if he was killed, but now, after hating his life as a code farmer, and without other expertise, it seems good to have a job that does not dislike him, and , and most importantly - the fish dumplings are delicious.

"Is it the kind of fish from the fish dumpling at the entrance of the village?"

"Yes, that's right, that's the fish in my fish pond."

"Okay, okay, but, boss, I have never raised fish before, so you are not afraid that I will raise your fish to death?"

Shen Zhoucheng shook his head with a smile that was not a smile, and helped a dragon raise fish, how could he die?

"Don't worry, it won't, it's very simple."

Shen Zhoucheng originally wanted to wait for a goblin to help him manage the fish pond in order to cover up his secrets, but now, he suddenly found that the masked man in front of him seemed to be a person with spiritual roots.

And it's still a water spirit root, and having a spirit root means that the other party can practice.

Ask him to help manage the fish pond. If there is a destiny, the other party will take the initiative to find something. If there is no destiny, then it doesn't matter if he leaves.

After Cheng Yanding agreed, Shen Zhoucheng arranged accommodation for him. It was the house built on the village homestead that had already been built, and he arranged a room for him. An old Chinese doctor named He Shou Wu will help treat the acne on his face.

In addition, Shen Zhoucheng knew that he had insomnia, so combined with his wish, he thoughtfully went to Zidie to customize a special sleep aid sachet.

Zidie received a can of exclusive wild osmanthus honey from Shen Zhoucheng, which was the kind with aura added, and was very willing to help, asking Dao Ling to help download various online videos related to bungee jumping.

The very responsible Zidie carefully watched the bungee jumping videos and introductions of bridge bungee jumping, high-rise bungee jumping, mountain bungee jumping, etc., plus fancy bungee jumping postures, what backflips, bouncing, rocket bungee jumping Ah, there are all kinds of postures... It can definitely meet the extreme intimate needs of bungee jumping enthusiasts!

After reading it, Dao Ling made the collected scale powder into a sleep aid sachet and handed it to Shen Zhoucheng in time.

Shen Zhoucheng handed over the famous local Taoist priest's sleep aid package to Cheng Yanding.

"All your wishes today will come true."

"have a sweet dream."