Baoyu Fights the Red Chamber

This cannon fodder article is basically finished, and it will be published in mid-July 15!

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A typhoon hit the windows, and the surgical ward of a certain hospital sounded "Jie Jie Jie..." strange laughter.

Several roommates looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking that the mentally ill patients stayed in the wrong ward, right?However, the master who hit the Ipad with his claws had a plaster cast on his leg, no matter how crazy he was, he had to stay here.

The wounded patient who typed was named Jia Shi—his father’s surname was Jia, and his mother’s surname was Shi. His parents gave him this name to save trouble. Since he was a child, he was often laughed at as a fake stone in "A Dream of Red Mansions".He had trouble changing his name when he was a child, but in the end, he was not ashamed to become Ah Q, but proud of it. After becoming a salesman, he printed a business card with a special line: fake stone, also known as Baoyu.

Needless to say, this trick is very eye-catching, and some targets who have no intention of it are willing to chat with him, and they will make a deal after chatting and chatting.Now Jia Shitongzi has the title of "manager" and a basic salary.

Manager Jia's happy life was ruined when he met "Sister Lin".That girl just happened to be surnamed Lin Wai and she was a senior. She was 27 or [-] and she had the nerve to call herself "Sister Lin". She always competed with him for orders, so hateful!

Yesterday, "Sister Lin" sent a text message to his mobile phone. It was related to bills. He dialed it urgently, and heard an electronic voice: "Hello, your mobile phone is in arrears, please continue to pay the phone bill."

The typhoon blew and the rain poured down. You know, on the way to pay the toll...Jia Shi became what he is now.

Today "Sister Lin" went to the hospital to express her condolences, saying that because he was admitted to the hospital, she took over the care he had been with for a long time.That's not enough, "Sister Lin" released her cell phone color ringtone in front of him: "Hello, your cell phone is in arrears..."

The crazy Jia Shi wanted to beat someone, but his body didn't allow him; he wanted to shout, but the ward was forbidden to make noise.Seeing "Sister Lin" drifting away, Jia Shi was so angry that he thumped his pillow and wept. He was also taught by his fellow patients that "being angry with his girlfriend is a blessing"!

Full of grievances, he had no choice but to calm down by himself. He grabbed his mobile phone and searched online, specifically picking on those who abused Sister Lin.

As we all know, there are not many Red Chamber colleagues who abused Sister Lin. If there were, Jia Baoyu, who was also known as Fake Stone, must have been abused even more severely.And out of the ten stories about Red Mansions, at least nine of them torture fake stones, and the remaining one is not, Wanniankeng!

Adding to his depression, Jia Shi decided to climb a Red Mansion by himself. Doesn't it mean that a hundred days of pain is enough to climb an article.It's nothing if you haven't crawled online, how many compositions have you written since childhood!After work, the sales report is written every week, and the monthly summary and year-end summary are written by myself.Pull the frame first——

[Jia Baoyu: Also known as Fake Stone, the modern handsome guy Jia Shi is possessed by time travel, chain stores are opened all over the world, and new products are emerging one after another.The weapons made showed the country's prestige in the naval battle, and Jia Shi made another plan and effort, and personally captured the short and ugly prince of Qianxiang Kingdom, the former Japan.Marry the princess as his wife, welcome the princess as a flat wife, accept the twelve beauties of Jinling as concubines... The concubine and the deputy hairpin are Tongfang, who rescued the twelve forks of Jinling from the fire and water, and are known as "the number one in the world with love and righteousness, and the wealth, wealth and longevity are unparalleled in ancient and modern times." 】

After writing, Jia Shi was triumphant, thinking of "Sister Lin" grinding her teeth in revenge, wanting to abuse her!

[Lin Daiyu: Sick and crooked, with no dust in her eyes, awkward and petty, crying and crying for a little thing, she can't get sick because of a few gossips, the modern despicable girl "Sister Lin" travels through possession.Crossing through the forest to act recklessly and pretentiously, to sow discord and make troubles in the whole family, to open a shop to sell fake and inferior products...]

What should I do next?It seems that in a certain version of "Dream of Red Mansions", the dumb king becomes dizzy when he sees sister Lin. As for the head of the two hairpins, it has been defined that Xinbaoyu "feeling and righteous" seeks the twelve hairpins to survive fire and water!

MD really wants to abuse and swell, what should I do?Or Xin Baoyu Nian redeemed the time travel forest for the sake of time travel fellows and cousins, and sent her to become a monk in Shuiyue nunnery?But the land is more mortal than the world of mortals, wouldn't it be like a fish in water to go through the forest?

Before he could come up with a new way to torture his body and mind, the doctors and nurses who were summoned by his roommate rang the emergency bell. Jia Shi had a distorted smile on his face and a crazy light in his eyes, and there was something wrong at first glance.

Surgeons can't cure mental illness, but the patient can't move and has no ability to hurt others for the time being. At most, noisy people can't rest well. Let's talk about it tomorrow.

So the nurse gave the injection one by one, Jia Shi's eyes fluttered to the ground, and the cannon fodder was born like this—

Jia Shi, who sank into the darkness, was still thinking hard, and eulogized himself by the way: "I am the heart~too~soft, the heart~too~soft..."

"Are you soft-hearted?" An ethereal voice came from nowhere.

Jia Shi thumped the ground angrily, baring his teeth and giggling: "If I'm not soft-hearted, I'll refer to JJ Wen Qiang's X round X, torture her to death and torture her corpse, a holy father like me is unparalleled in the world!"

"Then what are you going to do?" The voice raised slightly.

Jia Shi raised his hand, and a paragraph of words that he hadn't thought through floated out, adding an explanation: "Look, how kind I am! I will carefully plan from the abuse of the heart to the abuse of the body, so as to reflect...you, you...my sister is very familiar... ..."

Can you not be familiar with me, "Sister Lin"!Wearing a white dress in a heavy vintage outfit, with streamers floating all over her body, she looks like a pretty ghost in the darkness!

Jia Shi suddenly realized that he was dreaming, and jumped up: "You..."

Swallowing back the words that followed—the gloomy aura emanating from "Sister Lin" was so frightening that he truly felt what "resentment" was, and he unconsciously turned into a Baergou: "My words are all nonsense, 'Sister Lin' is so pure and intelligent, she is sure to get what she wants, to have wealth, to have wealth, to have a harem, to have a harem..."

"No need, without Jia Baoyu's stern face, Lin Daiyu would not have cried to death. Hmph, 'return tears'? Will the fairy grass born by absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth be short of water? It's a lie!"

But seeing "Sister Lin"'s white teeth flashing coldly, she read sarcastically: "...New products are emerging one after another on Datianting, and the weapons made have shown national prestige in naval battles..."

Jia Shi interrupted awkwardly: "That's all nonsense. I'm not a science student. What kind of weapons can I make? Even if I have this ability, I will be accused of treason if I dare to make weapons.

"Sister Lin" smiled and said, "You're not out of your mind! But you have such ambitions, how can I not fulfill them?"

Jia Shi was startled: "You, who are you?" Immediately thinking of the famous Red Mansion Stick, Na Na asked, "Fairy Jing Huan?"

With a flash of light, the beauty changed drastically. She was dressed in a luxurious ancient costume, her hair was covered with emerald green buns and bead ornaments, she smiled beautifully, and her cherry lips parted lightly: "My name is Wu, and there is nothing to do. What you think is for me. The body. The king has the text, and I send it..."

"Wait!" Jia Shi's hair exploded all over his body: "Xiangu is merciful, the boy's ancient prose is not very good, are you saying that I imagined you, and I have to reap the consequences after I write the prose?"

Xiangu smiled: "Although I missed it, it's not far away either. Let's enter the red building!"

"No!!!" Jia Shi carried forward his shameless spirit, and fell to his knees like a TV series: "I am an only child! My parents are also only children, and there are old grandparents, grandparents, and the whole family. Look at me, I can't cross!"

Xiangu sneered: "You know how to respect the elderly, why don't you think about the elderly in other families when you sell fake and inferior health care products for the elderly?"

Jia Shi was stunned for a moment, then recalled the part-time job when he was in college, and raised his head and said, "I thought about it! Just because I thought about it, I found out that it was a fake and inferior product, so I quit the job!"

Xiangu sneered more and more: "Is it too hard to sleep with an old woman?"

Jia Shi burst into tears: "That's not what I said! I refuse to sell my body! If I do that for a few dollars, I won't be able to withstand my mother's stick and my father's fist. I'm sorry for the innocence of the old Jia family and the old Shi family. , I have always kept myself clean and behaved in my own right..."

"Being a man of duty?" Xiangu chuckled: "You sell ham mixed with Sudan red as duty?"

It's all because of part-time jobs!Jia Shi wiped off his cold sweat, and defended himself: "It was made by a black factory. How could I know it was a poisonous product? I still eat it myself. After knowing it, I wish I could smash that factory and never do it again!"

Xiangu despised: "That's because the black factory was closed by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and you also disposed of the backlog of poisonous ham to the street vendors."

Annoyed, dare you not investigate so clearly?Jia Shi smiled apologetically, "Isn't that because I ate it myself and am still alive?"

Xiangu snorted coldly: "You sell fake and inferior mobile phones, which caused a flight attendant to die young."

Jia Shi complained: "That's a mobile phone with a national production certificate! She doesn't follow the manual, and uses the mobile phone while it is plugged in and charging. Who can blame that? Besides, I didn't sell the mobile phone to her by myself, I just sold it. Pass that sign..."

Xiangu covered her lips and smiled: "What a clever mouth, no matter what you do, you are reasonable, and you are always reasonable! You are not good at cleaning up the wicked boy, and you will benefit the family, the country and the mankind."

This is what my mother scolded herself!Jia Shi blinked, and Xiangu changed into "mother", with one hand on her hip and a smile that was not a smile.

With an "ow", Jia Shi rushed over and hugged "Mom"'s thigh tightly, screaming: "I was wrong! I was really wrong! I will correct my mistakes once, and I will definitely change this time. Give it a chance..."

"Mom" kicked him away: "Okay, let's enter the red building..."

Jia Shi was sad and indignant, and he showed his energy to quarrel with his mother: "What kind of broken red building! I just climbed a text, no, I haven't climbed yet, I only made two character settings... no, only one, and the other hasn't yet. Finished writing! I didn’t send it out again, it’s considered a thought crime at best, and the law doesn’t care, why do you meddle in other people’s business? What right do you have to control my fate..."

"Mom" said coldly: "You are the one who controls your destiny. Where there is a cause, there will be an effect. Do you understand the cycle of cause and effect?"

As soon as Jia Shiyan changed his tactics, he raised a pure and innocent face: "I don't understand, I'm not a Buddhist, and I don't have a single believer in my family. But I promise I won't be an essayist, and I won't be a sales manager anymore. It's a high-risk job! I'm going to be a civil servant, I'm going to farm..."

"Mom" interrupted: "Stop talking nonsense, because it has been planted, and the fruit will bear fruit."

Jia Shichuli was furious: "I want to appeal!"

"Mom" ignored it, and said to herself, "I don't ask you to achieve the goal you set. You can pass the level if you live to die of old age. When you wake up from your dream, you are still on the hospital bed, waiting to drink the loving chicken soup sent by your mother. If you die before your [-]s, you will be in a vegetable for a week; if you die before your [-]s, you will be in a vegetable for a month. If you die before your [-]s, congratulations, you will be in a vegetable for a year, and start over again. You will have countless chances to be reborn, and the time spent in a vegetative state will be superimposed sequentially."

Jia Shi was heartbroken, secretly thinking that if he could not change his fate, he had to fight for some benefits, and said anxiously: "Throughouts, there must always be something close to them, please give me farming space, martial arts secrets, and life-saving elixir..."

"Mom" laughed loudly and raised her hands: "Get out!!!"

But hearing a thunderbolt, it was like a landslide.Jia Shi Tongzi suddenly shed two lines of tears: "Stepmother..."

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