Baoyu Fights the Red Chamber

Fake stones have a good tongue, otherwise he would not be able to sell in the 21st century, and he would be familiar with the real and the fake.

Liu Xianglian was terrified when she heard it: A ten-year-old boy wandered the streets of Jinling, thought he was right and left behind his annoying servants, and ran into two kidnappers who claimed to be Miaomiao Dashi and Kongkong Daoist. They fought for a long time on the banks of the Qinhuai River without being gagged Let's go, it's really a blessing!

One of them wiped his hair half dry after taking a bath, and complained that his back and legs were sore everywhere, and he had to press it to come alive.

Liu Xianglian laughed angrily, and sent the four servants to the well platform to take a shower, and carried her little brother-in-law to the bed in the bedroom, and rolled over on his back.

Press down with one palm, but with only two parts of force, a certain one yelled "the rib is broken".Liu Xianglian said bitterly: "I can't bear this strength, and I will have to practice for an hour a day in the future! Seeing how weak you are, don't think that you were not kidnapped when you were ten years old, and you are fine now! How dare you not take it with you?" People BLaBLa..."

Baoyu secretly complained: one hour is two hours of hard training every day!I don't want to be a martial arts master, that will cause my grandfather to die young!So he made a very sincere review and cleverly said that he would commute his sentence.

The chef at the other end prepared the Vegetarian dishes, and because of the abundance of alms, the dishes were correspondingly rich and fragrant, Qian Qi, Mo Yu and a monk each carried two large food baskets to the guest room.

The moon on the twelfth day was already bright enough, and the four waiters were so hungry that they were too lazy to set the table, so they grabbed the food and stood under the tree to eat.

Mo Yu smiled and said: "You guys will pick the right place! It's not too cold and hot, but it's just right to enjoy the moon. Why don't you put a table outside the door and pick a lantern to hang in front of the door."

One monk talked about Fengya one after another, so Qian Qi moved the camphor table out of the room, and the monks helped move the chairs and stools.

Listening to the commotion outside, Baoyu wanted to tie up her hair and go to eat, but Liu Xianglian stopped her: "Be careful and you will have a headache tomorrow. It's not in a school, and you don't need to pay much attention to the mountains and fields."

Baoyu suddenly realized that he blamed himself for being taught to be a reflexive fool by Brother Zhang's "rituals".

When he went out, he saw that Jiang Yuhan's wet hair was loose, and the moonlight and the lights reflected it. Her long black hair was like a waterfall, her eyebrows were picturesque, and her eyes were narrow and slightly hooked. When she usually looks at people, she seems to be winking. Throwing, there are countless wind and flow states.He's only seventeen or eighteen years old, and he's worked in Beijing, where small actors are popular.A certain monk 23, his head is full of skin sores, he has a bald head, his eyes are like bells without anger, and he behaves like he was born in the army.

Liu Xianglian cupped her hands and called Jiang Yuhan "Brother Taoist" and a certain monk "Brother Monk".Those two call Liu Xianglian "the benefactor", Moyu is the "little benefactor", and Baoyu is "Tanyue" (another name for benefactors, the custom here refers to big benefactors with money and status).This time, you don't need to give your first and last names, which is very convenient.

Five people sat around the table, the little benefactor Mo was a junior, rushing to spread the dishes and chopsticks; Bao Tanyue was a gentleman, holding a pot and pouring vegetarian wine.

As soon as the wine glass touches emotion, Liu Xianglian sighs: "I went to Xuanzhen Temple to find Taoist brother and never met, but unexpectedly I met Mijue Temple by chance."

Jiang Yuhan sneered slightly: "What do you want me to do, I don't have a certain place to go. Xuanzhen Temple, monk? It disturbed the Qingxiu of a group of Taoist priests."

Liu Xianglian choked: "Qi Guan'er became a monk. I don't know why I went looking for it. I actually joined in the excitement."

Baoyu changed the topic: "You always stay there for a few days, do you know what happened to the Taoist priests who were locked up because of Daoist Chongxu's death?"

Jiang Yuhan raised her eyebrows: "I heard that the Ning Mansion sent several carts of goods and even apologies, and it's not about the priests."

Baoyu sighed: "Who says it's not? Daoist Chongxu ate the pills he made and died! You have entered this sect, so don't be fooled by alchemy. My grandmother knew that Qizi pills can't be eaten, and it would be a shame to live forever." Missed this life."

The brother monk laughed aloud: "Being a monk wants to be free and happy, what kind of pills are you practicing? The cold winter and the twelfth lunar month are fine, and the midsummer is scorching hot to make you suffer. It's not as good as blacksmithing!"

Liu Xianglian hit the festival: "Brother monk, speak quickly, saying that if you jump out of the three realms and not in the five elements, who is not living in the world of mortals? I will apologize to the two of you on behalf of my brother-in-law. A few years ago, he encountered an annoying thing... "

Baoyu hurriedly interrupted: "No!" He turned his head and shouted at the four waiters: "Grandpa issued a password ban! You can't say anything about yesterday or the past, and you must not let the master and wife know. First, to scare them, second, It's hard for me to go out..."

Liu Xianglian's eyes widened: "Practice your body first before you speak out! After two days, your bones will be sore. How can you learn?"

Baoyu grinned: "Yes yes yes! This time I can be considered to understand what is meant by 'the world is beyond the door'. If it weren't for you, I would have been buried under thatched grass by the roadside!"

A certain monk thought that someone was just tired and paralyzed by the side of the road, shaking his head and said: "Who didn't have a lot of embarrassing things when he was young! Do you know how I became a monk? That year, in front of my uncle's tent, there was a sound of wooden fish outside, and someone called 'Nanwujieyuan' Bodhisattva, there are those who are in danger..." The group of soldiers rushed out in a panic, and rushed in a bald monk. I thought this job was better, it was better than straddling a horse and slashing a knife, and I was short of food and drink. , ran to someone’s door and called out to Nan Wujie Bodhisattva..."

Everyone laughed, and Mo Yu asked curiously: "Now you use this trick for alms?"

Brother Seng pointed at Jiang Yuhan: "It's him! He's good at it. He looks different when he changes his clothes. You can tell who's stupid when you look up. I'll set up a side drum, and if I see you, I'll say idiot. Seeing old people sighing idiots, not old and many are idiots, he can make a lot of money."

Baoyu looked at Qi Guan'er with admiration, whether Shenying's waiter was here or at that time, Jiang Yuhan was a character, if he escaped from the palace every now and then, he would be dead if he changed to another actor.Zhongshun commented on him as "responsive at random, cautious and honest", but he blindly looked down on him because he was an actress. In fact, Jiang Yuhan was very capable of surviving, and he was known as a "surviving person" from the judgment of the Red Chamber.

The corners of Jiang Yuhan's lips twitched slightly: "Life has two mouths, and the clouds turn the rain." Suddenly she tapped the plate with chopsticks, and sang softly: "I always lose his hand to turn the clouds and rain... Look at the jade dust and sand blown by the wind... Where can I ask for smoke and rain? ..."

Different lyrics and tunes, but listening to him sang casually, the meaning is full of emotions. In the 21st century, if you are not a master, you will be a star, but it is a pity that it was born in the wrong era.

Liu Xianglian was aroused by the drama addiction, stood up and gestured: "Xie Cibei was shaved under the lotus platform, there is no fate to separate in a blink of an eye, naked to come and go without any worries..."

The fake stone doesn't like ditty tunes, he uses wine to cover his face and beats his fork randomly, and roars "two tigers, two tigers, run fast", which can be regarded as the addiction to singing loudly that is necessary for time travel.

In support of his former master, Mo Yu broke off a branch to serve as a long sword, and followed a certain strange tune to sweep across the courtyard...

The story is short and long, and the food and wine are done to rest.Baoyu lay on the couch excitedly, praising Jiang Yuhan as a winner in life, bid farewell to the small stage of the palace, performed wonderful legends on the big stage of the world, and found the most suitable way of life for her.

Liu Xianglian sneered: "It can be seen that you don't know the world. If you can pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, who wants to wander around the world? Qi Guan'er once bought a house in Red Sandalwood Castle, twenty miles away from the city in the eastern suburbs of the capital, and set aside a few acres of land. Wanting to live in peace, the house was demolished by the prince, and the young crops in the field were gnawed away by the horse, and the ground was trampled badly. He became a monk of Xuanzhen Temple, and a crowd of mad bees and butterflies trampled through the mountain gate! He is afraid that he can only get it when he looks old. An Ning, I just don't know if there was any gold in his body at that time, and if there was anyone by his side."

The fake stone is dumb, he is so excited that it is from others to himself, he feels that wandering the world may not be so scary, seeing how chic Jiang Yuhan is living... Cha, how can this happen?Jiang Yuhan is just good at covering up.

Qi Guan'er is Xiao Dan, not a martial artist, but a martial arts student in an opera troupe, just a showman, and he cannot be compared with serious martial artists like Liu Xianglian and Brother Seng.Liu Xianglian doesn't even think that wandering around the world is chic. In the original book, Liu Xianglian also left Beijing to avoid disaster, and the "disaster" was attracted by a pretty face.Even if Liu Xianglian is like this, Jiang Yuhan can't refuse to become a disciple.In fact, it is extremely easy to think about whether or not to have a good color. When you fry beans in a pan, your face will turn into pockmarks in a blink of an eye when you put them on the hot beans.Does Jiang Yuhan dare to do this?Face is his biggest asset, or even his only asset, if not, can brother monk who is equivalent to a bodyguard be with him?

It's not that he doesn't believe in the truth, it's a man's nature to be greedy and fond of sex.He couldn't help but rejoice that he never relied on his face, and he didn't form the habit of relying on his face, life would always be easier.

Many times he thought to himself, "You ordinary people, do you know who I am? I am the center of this world! Once I die, the world will start all over again."However, this is just the spirit of Ah Q. Think about it with your toes: What is it if others are ignorant and unaware?He is the only one who needs to be in a vegetable state for an extra year in another world, struggling with the memory of his past life in this world.

The martial artist has a keen sense, and Liu Xianglian noticed that her brother-in-law was stiff in the dark, and there was a desolate atmosphere around him. She regretted her quick talk, and reached out to pat Baoyu's thin quilt: "That's all I said, Qi Guaner passed by. How many things, rich or poor, high or low, where can’t you live? His worst days are over, as long as he wants to, it’s not difficult for him to secretly set up a home somewhere. It’s you, what annoys me is You, you must think about things! The first time I saw you, I thought of this little scholar, who can only go up at such a young age, and there is no way out..."

The tears of the fake stone suddenly came out of the frame, and it was because he had no way out, and he was just lying to himself by trying to arrange a way out!

This was the last thing he wanted to face up to. Lian Er invited him to flee several times, why didn't he leave?All kinds of reasons are all excuses, what he is really afraid of is that he will die if he flees.He is not a waiter of Shenying, he just came to enjoy the world of mortals, but he is here to make Baoyu, his fate has already been decided, he may die when Rongfu exists; he will definitely die when Rongfu is over!

Why didn't he dare to learn from Shenying's waiter to enjoy himself? Pleasure comes first in the 21st century, and he refuses to be responsible. Anyway, he can live countless times, so what's the big deal if he can't go back to the 21st century?But he didn't dare to try, didn't dare to gamble, he was afraid of death without a good way to die!There are countless ways to die. No one wants to taste the taste of the oil pan under the knife mountain.

When Liu Xianglian heard him sniffing, she felt pity in her heart, she took him over with the blanket, and said without a word: "I'm just stupid, I'm just afraid that you will suffer from ignorance. Don't cry, don't cry, I'm just a carefree person." , as the old saying goes, suffering is a blessing, and it is also said that people will not grow up if they don’t suffer, and they will understand everything after suffering a few times..."

"It's you who speaks like that!" Baoyu wiped away his tears sullenly, with bitter joy, and suddenly he understood why the ancients cherished brotherhood.It is difficult for husband and wife to know each other and cherish each other. The living environment is twofold. It is good to respect each other as guests. Only brothers can support each other.When a man "loves" a woman, it is more about sex, and then it is a reproductive tool, and he will not expect them to help him in other things.Human nature loves the new and dislikes the old, how long can the hormonal impulse last?To have children, it is enough to be a woman.Only the benefits last forever, so marrying a daughter-in-law and marrying a daughter must be of the same family, and only the men of the in-laws can help themselves.

Because of the ups and downs of the heart, it was because of the fake stone at night that he couldn't sleep well, and he still woke up in the morning under the action of the biological clock, and then he was practiced by Liu Xianglian for an hour, as if he was treating Mo Yu and the four attendants.Qian Qi couldn't bear it very much, but he stammered and couldn't fight on behalf of the Lord.

After taking a shower and having a meal, Mo Yu asked the little novice monk, "Has the priest who placed the order eaten?"

The little novice told the monk to leave early in the morning.Baoyu's heart was slightly blocked, yesterday he might have sighed handsomely, but today the first feeling is that these two people are afraid that the news will be leaked.Jiang Yuhan's invisibility is the next thing. The status of the brother monk's family is obvious. This person doesn't speak and behave like a monk, and there is no ring scar on his forehead. Maybe he ran away from home, maybe he was the crazy bee who went to the Xuanzhen Temple in June One of the butterflies was seduced by Qi Guaner's winking eyes, and P Diandian followed behind him as a bodyguard.

Gossip aside.A group of people stored all the horses in the Mijue Temple, and bought vegetables, fruits, poultry and ducks as they passed by the vegetable market.

This preparation is very necessary. Aunt Xianglian's husband's family name is Yu, her parents-in-law are still alive, she has three unmarried children, her married eldest son has two, and her family is only in a moderately prosperous family.The house was bigger than Baoyu had imagined, but there were so many people that it wasn't very spacious.

The Yu family had no servants, and none of Baoyu's servants knew how to cook.

After lunch, Baoyu resolutely sent the five servants back to Mijue Temple. As a relative, he had to stay at Yu's house for one night, as long as he was served by Mo Yu.

Liu Xianglian was uneasy at first, although the servant who came to send the invitation had seen the situation of the aunt's house as early as when the aunt went to Rongfu for the first time, and must have reported it to the master, but hearing and seeing are two different things.It's just that as a relative, some things can't be avoided forever, so Baoyu insisted on following, and he didn't stop him hard.

In order to avoid the trouble of entertaining the Yu family, Baoyu took Xianglian's second cousin to play chess in the room in the afternoon.

The second cousin is fifteen years old and studies medicine, and his master is his father-in-law.Yuezhang is the leading old Chinese doctor in Yong'an County. He is over [-] years old, and he is destined to have no children, all of whom are women.The second cousin became a teacher when he was nine years old, and he booked himself out at that time, and the eldest son born later inherited the surname of Yue's family.The old Chinese doctor kept the best daughter, who was the smartest daughter, one year older than Xiaolang Yu.The old Chinese doctor does not want to have grandchildren early, but pays attention to quality. It will take another two years to marry the youngest children.

On weekdays, Xiaolang Yu stays at Yue's house during the day, and today he is specially at home to accompany the distinguished guests. We all know that Confucian scholars must know some medicine and have something to say.

When Liu Xianglian came to her aunt's house, she would help with the work, chopping firewood in the yard.After Baoyu played chess, he sent Mo Yu to help. Why do you have to serve tea by yourself?Mo Yu knew that his temper was not persistent.

Baoyu's chess skills are average, but he is definitely better than Xiao Langzhong, so he deliberately gave way.Yu Er also told him that playing chess is really boring.The two simply didn't take chess as an issue, and chatted about good medicine and medicine.

For a while, Baoyu thought that ants and flies were disturbing each other, so he lit the incense he brought—the incense of mantra!

So far, it is self-evident that he insisted on following Liu Xianglian for this trip with ulterior motives, and he came aiming at Xiao Langzhong.Since Chong Yuer was young and easy to deceive, and he was Liu Xianglian's cousin, and he was not in the capital, the possibility of leaking words and causing rumors was small.

So, what does he want to know?Of course, it is avoiding child soup and Juezi soup.He doubts the efficacy of this thing. The contraceptive pill of the 21st century will still fail.

Baoyu laid the groundwork well, and the young doctor didn't think it was wrong at all: everyone's sons have common rooms, and Bao Erye can't have a concubine's eldest son, so he will naturally care about this matter.So he explained the details, the prescription, the dosage, and even the fact that he should drink it cold instead of drinking it hot like usual medicine.Juezitang also said by the way, because a certain one didn't ask carefully, he had the conscience of the nurse.

Baoyu's heart turned cold: as he estimated, the Bizi soup only makes the woman's body cold, and it will hurt her body after taking it, so the insurance factor is not high.Tongfang should not be pregnant when they are pregnant, and drink the safflower medicine!Juezi Decoction has a high insurance factor, it is a poisonous drug, and it will destroy the body of the person who takes it. The ancient prostitutes were not fully developed when they took this drug, so few people lived long.Qin Zhong's mother, Qin Qing, was a case. He told "there is such a strange girl", and the young man insisted that this strange girl had never taken the Juezi soup.This is also reasonable, Qin Qing's EQ and IQ are beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Fake Stone didn't want to stay in the world of Red Mansions, it was too much a test of his heart, so when he thought there was no other way, he secretly gave his wife and concubine the soup of avoiding children or even the soup of never having children.Now his conscience prevents him from doing it. Well, Kong Yuan's death is not good for him, and he still wants to marry a wife.The same goes for good concubines, there are two quotas, if you can't give birth, if you die, it's just right, and then accept it!

The pressure of reality made him despair: Do I have to be an irresponsible person in order to live in peace?Then how is he better than the waiter Shenying?No, worse!The waiter Shenying was just irresponsible to his parents, and the immortal did not force Mrs. Wang to give birth to him.In the same way, his children did not want to be born by themselves, and they are born without responsibility, and their conscience is dead!

The author has something to say: Qi Guan'er: Brother Seng, it's all up to you to wander around the world...