Baoyu Fights the Red Chamber

The sixteenth day of the first lunar month, Jia Kong's marriage day.

Going to the Confucian mansion to welcome the bride will definitely be embarrassed by the Confucian scholars.Baoyu thought about this early on, and Yinquan must not be taken with him, which would make Yinquan more eye-catching.In other words, he followed his teacher and senior brother, and knew a lot of people. Zhang Mingtong himself is a talented person, he is also a son-in-law of a scholarly family, and he can easily overwhelm crazy students.

Unexpectedly, Senior Brother Zhang was happy, but Master Lu Zuo objected, saying that this was an opportunity to hide his clumsiness, and pointed out: "Just take the students from the family school. If you can't answer the question, you can't answer it. Is it possible that the Confucius family will not let the bride be carried away?" Goodbye sir.

Fearing that the students would be unkind, Ri Lan Junqin and others did not bring along, and Qin Zhong and Liu Xianglian also took a rest. He only brought his brothers of the same generation, such as the strong third brother Cong, and Jia Chen and Jia Qiong from the mixed school in the era of Confucian masters. .

Prepared to be suffocated, the encounter is still annoying: the Confucian scholar who married the Confucian daughter after Wu Xun blocked the road all the way.

Due to the difficulties of the girls in Xiaoguanzhuang, the bridegroom made a success of his speech but was not very successful, which disappointed all the Confucian scholars.

Finally entered Kong Shilang's mansion, there are also many Confucian scholars here, it seems that those who block the way are not eligible to get invitations.

The bridegroom made another plan and approached the second gate.Suddenly, an old man in his thirties, with three long beards and an elegant face appeared!

It is said that a certain bird in the world of Red Mansions always had the clear purpose of protecting its own life, and never took revenge on anyone for revenge. Only this one, dreaming back at midnight, he wanted to throw it into the cesspit for three days more than once.Of course, it's just thinking about it, no one has even inquired about the family name.

Which pot is not opened, the old man will mention which pot: "Smelly names produce talents."

The fake stone rushed into his head, but he held back and said, "Xiangche hides the beauty."

He greeted his relatives today, and this next couplet is quite satisfactory.The old man raised his eyebrows: "Jia Xiucai, merchant merchant, merchant merchant, the word profit is over the cloud."

This time the fake stone was not annoyed, because his heart sank and he became nervous—stabbing him doesn’t matter, insulting the surname is a big matter, it is tantamount to insulting the ancestors of the Jia family, as an ancient person, he cannot bear it, otherwise he will have no foothold and must fight back .

After thinking about it for a while, his face sank slightly, and he raised his voice and said: "It's really sour, it's really so real, it's raining like rain!" (Jia and False have the same pronunciation)

You guessed it? The "old man" is the examiner who hangs around in front of his stinky shed when the fake stone is examining talents.

In the case of an empty shed, the stinky horn he pumped to the side of the big dung bucket is absolutely abnormal.At that time, the Rong Mansion returned the emperor's silver and offended many civil servants and generals who owed the emperor's debts. This move can be described as fruitless revenge.If he hadn't been able to hide in the five-colored stone space at night, let alone pass the exam, he might be seriously ill and lose his life. MD even dared to laugh at Jia's family, he didn't swear because he was well-bred.

But seeing the old man snorted coldly, he turned around and said to the Confucians: "This son is cunning, don't let him go!"

The fake stone twisted his neck: "I am sincere and have no intention of escaping."

This time, the real fire is wiped out, and then the sword is shining.

Just as Fake Stone thought when he was annoyed, the only thing he can shine through is plagiarized poems from later generations.

This gold finger is actually quite thick, because he is not familiar with ancient poetry, how much ancient poetry can he steal?As far as the Qing Dynasty is concerned, how many metrical poems in the Qing Dynasty can be heard, and how many can he remember?However, there are many metrical poems in the 21st century. Most of the good ones are old~cadre~departments. Even after retiring, they still have influence.Therefore, when a businessman does a bigger business, he will be arty. It doesn’t matter if he can’t write it himself. Hire gunners. Gunners are everywhere in the 21st century. Isn’t it just a few pennies?A guy in sales can't write, but he doesn't need to have a work, and he can please others if he can recite other people's "masterpieces".

He hadn't used this technique before—most of them were party poems, and the girls in the family would definitely boo them.

But it is said that the fake stone passed five passes and killed six generals, and a certain son made a bad alliance: "A beautiful woman marries a layman~wife, and the marriage is fixed."

The layman replied: "The ink and wash painting becomes a Dan ink painting, and the happiness and blessings have not diminished."

In front of the hall, a pen and ink is set up to serve, and ordinary people are asked to paint.Ordinary people dare not make fun of them with their pen skills, so they simply drew a Q-picture that opened the style of painting in the era, with the title saying: "Confucian scholars walk towards the courtyard with a smile, and sign up for their own wonderful works along the way."

Now it's getting even hotter, Confucian scholars are blocking the way, a layman dares to grab this account alone, others are all "wonderful"!Although strange flowers seem to be a compliment, but with interesting paintings, it is really hard to see where the praise is.

The hero can't control the pack of wolves, and he fights until he sings the make-up song. After the bridegroom has finished singing all the preparations, he still doesn't see the bride.

Really exhausted, a certain one was angry and created a new chapter of vernacular poetry, wrong, which is a new chapter of vernacular songs: "The furthest distance in the world is not the separation between life and death, but the husband is outside the door, and the wife is inside the door..." ( Please add the world famous song "Yesterday Reappearance")

It is said that as soon as the song came out, the world changed, and the bride opened the door of the pavilion with tears in her eyes.

A certain dog became a famous person in one fell swoop, and the whole city sang: "The furthest distance in the world is not that there is nowhere to find a beautiful woman, but that we can't get together after a long time before we meet; the furthest distance in the world is not that we are far away from each other Trees cannot come together, but the branches that grow together, but they cannot rely on each other in the wind; the farthest distance in the world is not the separation between the sun rising and the moon setting, but fish and birds, one in the sky and the other in the bottom of the water..."

The groom who is about to become a famous person has nothing to do with it, and he desperately works to welcome the bride into the Rong Mansion before the auspicious time.

The bride and groom are sent into the cave~ room, red dates, peanuts, etc. are accompanied by auspicious words flying around, and the boy on the bed, Brother Coriander, yelled and pissed two bubbles of boy's urine on the couch...

Finally, a certain one picked up the red head.It is well known that bridal makeup is the same, and one of them is dizzy. He heard a series of gentle, honest, virtuous, virtuous, virtuous, virtuous, virtuous, and so on. He roughly guessed that Kong Yuan is not a beauty. , holding on to his sour smiling face firmly, socializing a few words casually, and toasting outside.

There is no risk in toasting. He is escorted by his third brother-in-law Liu Xianglian, cousin and second brother-in-law Xue Pan, and a series of escorts such as Lan Junzhong. He mainly drinks water.The reason why it's not all water is that the master and brother-in-law have to be honest.

He noticed the sadness flashing in the teacher's eyes, and didn't think much about it, elders, who knows whether he is lamenting that the young disciple finally got married, or lamenting the passing years of his family.

My respect, almost one of them pretended to be drunk and was actually sent back to the burrow.

The maid brought a face towel and said that the bath water was ready.

The bridegroom claimed that he didn't need it, and sent the maids away, because he had something urgent to say to the bride.

Kong Yuan sat alone by the red candle, guessing that her husband had only drunk a bellyful of wine, she got up to fill up the hot soup on the small charcoal stove.

She had already put on her makeup, and when she looked at it coldly, she was so shocked that she almost fell down—Sister Lin!Of course it wasn't Daiyu, it was the one who caused him to fall and break his leg, and Jiner was fine and wrote random essays, and Jiner was thrown into the red building by "nothing".It's just that he is much younger, and his face is not sharp and thin as a result of trying his best to lose weight. It is slightly round, and he has no eyeliner or lip powder, so his facial features appear plain.

He coughed heavily, and uttered a time-traveling tongue: "Heavenly King Gedihu!"

Kong Yuan only thought that he was drunk, and said gently: "Let's drink a bowl of soup first, steam the cakes for a while, or go to the bowl of noodles?"

A certain Hulu sneered, "No need to pretend! When did you wear it?"

Kong Yuan looked puzzled.The fake stone thought: Maybe it's just a long image?It doesn't look like it if you look closely, that woman is coquettish all day long, how can she be as simple as the woman in front of her...it's hard to say!Don't mention that woman is good at pretending.

Frowning and thinking hard for a while, a certain one finally remembered the real name of "Sister Lin", and said lightly: "Liu Shazhi, it's been a long time. I'm Jia Shi. Uh, it's a fake stone."

Kong Yuan wondered even more, who is "Fool Liu"?There is no third person in the room. Is this melancholy or drunk?

Immediately she thought she had realized it, and said softly: "You and I are already husband and wife, why do you need to be so tempting? Jia's family just has a businessman's in-laws, merchants and merchants, and they seek their roots. One is the country and the other is the town. Jia's surname belongs to Huangdi." The descendants are much earlier than the Confucius family. I have heard about the husband and lord even though I was in the boudoir. Didn’t that piece of jade be broken a long time ago? You entered school at twelfth, and you are a talented man in a professional class. "

Sitting down with a fake stone fluttering, it is a certain woman in the background. With that woman's temperament, she must pretend to be an ancient woman and refuse to reveal it.

Forget it, it's just a husband and wife who respect each other as guests, so it doesn't matter whether they are right or not?So he sighed: "Master, I've been fooled, and I'm being forced to fool you today. I have something important to tell you. The back house of Jiayouyuan is handed over to you. I'm not afraid of your jokes. Jia's family is not as strict as Kong's family." Qin, just figure it out. Listen to your wife more, and if she makes a mistake, tell me quietly."

Kong Yuan lowered her head shyly: "Thank you for your guidance, my husband. Don't worry, although I am not sensible, I know how to be filial to my wife and master."

Baoyu nodded: "The daughter of the Kong family is naturally virtuous, and there is nothing to worry about when I leave the back house to you. I hope that the back house will be well-behaved, but these four words are not easy to get. Others are fine. There is a troublesome person, maybe You’ve heard of it before, she’s the Qingwen who’s still frowning. To tell you the truth, I really didn’t…” After finding the right word after a short pause, she continued: “I confiscated her. She looks like Zhang Kuanghu~ Mei It's really a brain..." Swallowing "a bag of chaff" and replacing it with euphemistic words: "She is a stupid person, so she just has a face. The old lady rewarded her, isn't everyone's housekeeping like this? Madam I once asked me if I wanted to send her away, but I didn’t dare, for fear that she would seek death. She grew up with me, and I used her as a shield openly and secretly, and tricked her into keeping the vacant room with lies, lest other girls stare at me like fat meat. Afterwards, I brought my parents to clean up the mess, causing the house to be restless. In short, I owe her a debt, and if she has bad or bad things, I can't bear it with my conscience."

Kong Yuan smiled and said: "I understand that my husband's housekeeping, I should treat my husband kindly. The couplet just now, my concubine's body is right, 'the king of heaven covers the tiger, Baoyu pity Qingwen'."

Not to mention, heavenly kings, ground tigers; masters, slaves, and servants are quite neat.

Baoyu smiled wryly, thinking that he had used the "concubine's body" and even called her husband by his name!Alas, how can a wife not be sour?Unless she gave up on her husband.He scratched his head and said distressedly: "Perhaps what you say here is nonsense, but I don't want to wait until there is trouble. Tong Fang is also a life. Maybe others will say that you are not virtuous. I am bothered by Tong Fang, no I like to embrace the blessings of Hengqi people on the left and right, but I dare not say this to my wife. If I have no children, I dare not take a concubine? So I made an agreement with my wife and gave us four years. Don't worry, I am a doctor. Understand better, it shouldn’t be four years. Only after you are pregnant, you will definitely arrange a room for me. You have to choose the honest and tight-lipped one, and you dare not say anything when you keep the empty room. I don’t have the time to get involved with them.”

Kong Yuan is [-] years old, less than [-] years old, three obediences and four virtues, and it is hard to bear to talk about it on the wedding night. Isn't it a wedding night?Biting her lip at the moment, she said in a shy voice: "The husband is the guide for the wife, the husband has pets, I will try my best to get along with their sisters."

Dare to say so!A certain one didn't criticize what he said about taking a concubine, but instead roared angrily: "I love a pet! I'm not a listed restaurant!"

Kong Yuan raised her head in astonishment, she had been embarrassed to look at Fu Lang before, but now she saw the one with the fried hair clearly, she felt her face was hot and her heart was beating wildly.

She only heard that the Second Master Bao of Rongfu was as precious as jade, but she didn't expect him to be such a lovely person with such an angry little face that people couldn't help but want to pet him.However, the upbringing is deeply ingrained and I can't do it, so I can't help but let out a soft voice: "To be a wife is to say that the husband is the sky, and what you say is what you say. First drink a bowl of soup, the cakes are hot, and you are full. How much can you say?"

The fake stone touched his belly, took the soup that was no longer hot, drank it, burped a little, and said: "I am not hungry, I ate it in the spare time. I didn't say a word just now, I mean I want to be with you, 'one generation, one pair, with white heads and branches', don't force me to tell you lies."

Kong Yuan didn't think it was disobedient, but secretly pleased, which woman would not look forward to "one generation, one couple for a lifetime"?She smiled lightly at the moment and said: "I understand now. Is it just to annoy that Qizi Tongfang? I'm in charge of them. I don't want to see them, and no one can bother me."

Baoyu was dissatisfied: "Without them, just one, one master is enough to bother you! Qingwen is soft and not hard... It's not that she is soft and hard, but if the master scolds her, she will die. If you can coax her It would be best for her to marry obediently. Don’t force her, if she refuses, just do it. She is good at sewing, so let’s treat her as a sewing room worker.”

Kong Yuan responded quickly, and coaxed a certain cat to take a bath, saying, "After a day of exhaustion, hurry up and take a bath to relieve fatigue."

Baoyu got up and wanted to go, but remembered something important, so he hurriedly turned on the couch.The red dates and peanuts on the couch are gone, and there is a white scarf, which is as big as a quilt.

Kong Yuan asked him what he was doing, he looked around subconsciously, and said furtively, "I can't sit down~ I'm happy! I'm tired and drunk, and after having a baby, I'm sure I'll be sick and sick. I've read a lot of medical books, listen to me, I know how to count." After speaking, he took out the white sheet and left.

Kong Yuan stood on the side of the couch stupidly, she would feel better after a while, first she was ashamed and then annoyed and then worried: A little thing, doesn't she also want to lie to her aunt to keep the vacant room?Hugh made a mistake!

Why did Kong Yuan think of a certain "little" that was always inseparable?Alas, the biological age of the fake stone is less than fifteen years old, and it hasn't been smoked yet.And women grow faster than men at this age, and Kong Yuan is a Shandong woman. Compared with Jiangnan, she is a size bigger in both size and build.In addition, the fake stone III has never been in a serious relationship, but he puts on a very old-fashioned style everywhere, which makes him look even smaller.

Kong Yuan is "Lan Xinhui", she doesn't know how to pick up her husband when she tidies up her husband, so she just silently laid out another order.

For a while, I took a fake stone bath, and returned with one leg weak while holding the quilt.Don't look at someone who has never practiced something, and has a wealth of theoretical knowledge: hygiene classes, A~ movies, gossip on the wine table, etc., plus I have indeed read ancient medical books, and I deeply understand that chastity is not enough to sprinkle some blood on it. Damn, there must be some traces.While he was taking a bath, he shot a gun, because there were too many things to worry about in this life, and he didn't have time to think about some tricks, which made shooting a gun for the first time.

Kong Yuan was untouched, and when she smelled the smell, she thought it was a man's blood, and hurriedly checked where her husband had hurt.

The fake stone stabbed his little arm with scissors, and he stabbed it indiscriminately.After untying it, there was a glaring blood hole on Bai Nennen's arm, which made Kong Yuan's heart ache, so she applied Baiyao and bound her up.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, it was already midnight when I finally lay down.Fake Shitou rarely sleeps so late, and he doesn't have the bad habit of Liu Xianglian, who is not used to sharing the couch with others, and becomes hazy when his head touches the pillow.Suddenly remembered the most important thing, turned over: "What I said to you, I can't tell anyone else, not even my wife!"

Kong Yuan burst out laughing, and consoled with empathy: "I'm afraid I still have this smart concubine, didn't I just say that I should live a good life, respect my wife and master, and take care of the back house?"

The fake stone went to sleep at ease, but Kong Yuan couldn't fall asleep, so she got up quietly and looked at her husband carefully by the light of the red candle that never went out all night.

It must be admitted that the power of sex is very strong. As the daughter of the Concubine family, she is of course unwilling to marry into the Wufu family, but she can only accept her fate for the family, but she feels that the marriage is destined. Look at how interesting this little man is.Thinking of Qingwen again for a moment, she cursed secretly for bluffing a father into this field, so I want to see what it is!

The author has something to say: Wan Ye: Isn’t it just a white circle, I have to find a way to play tricks!