Baoyu Fights the Red Chamber

In the original book, Baochai's birthday is a rich and colorful stroke. It focuses on how Jia's mother praised Baochai, how Xiangyun compared Daiyu to an actor, and how Baoyu reminded her. As a result, Xiangyun was annoyed, and Daiyu was also annoyed. Poor The Shenying brand Baoyu is not pleasing to the left and right, so under the sad reminder, the big book "I used to be busy but why, now it's really boring to think about it!"

I wrote a long chapter, but I didn't mention the most important ceremony (changing hair and clothing) at the banquet.Or the waiter of Shenying didn't witness it, so there shouldn't be any male guests for this ceremony;What is Jiji banquet?That's a notice to the outside world that "there are women who can grow up to be friends"!

This time Baochai’s birthday was full of guests, and just after the hour (nine o’clock in the morning) the west corner gate of Rongfu began to enter.In the west room of Baoyu Baoxia, there are gathered the grass characters near the Rongfu who came in advance, and there is another Xue Dadai, who was arrested by Lian Erda himself early in the morning.

Dubawang is 17 years old, and his appearance is not bad. It may be that he is busy earning money. The puffiness he once had has faded away, and he is quite capable at first sight. If you look closely, you can see "stupid" written in two bull's-eyes.

It's not easy for the male guest to go out today, shut it up!It's not necessary for Baoyu to come forward to greet him. Now there is Lian Er and Jia Yun, a married man, to help him.A group of masters opened the table to touch the dominoes and throw dice, talking and joking, but the dumb king actually sat still.The servants are Minglong Mingyan and other eight servants, there are no maids. In order to prevent the overlord from becoming a nympho, Baoyu sent the attackers to Tanchun early.

There is only a two-way driveway between Baoxia and the gate of Jiamu's courtyard. Although the doors and windows are closed, the sound of welcoming guests can still be heard faintly.

Xue Pan's ears moved, not to mention he was dumb, he absolutely cared about his sister.After a while, he pushed the domino: "No more! I'm just a younger sister, why are there so many people?"

Everyone laughed, and Jia Yun said: "Uncle Xue, I want to ask that there are hundreds of women in my family. Besides, Miss Xue is such a talented person that there are many guests. You can sit still and don't worry. There are old ladies, your mother, the eldest wife, and the second wife." Madam, Second Aunt Lian, absolutely nothing wrong."

When Xue Pan heard that his aunt was "Second Wife", he felt a little displeased and looked sideways at Baoyu.

Baoyu sat at another table with Jiaheng, Jiafen and other younger brothers and chatted.The family background of these little fellows is not bad, they could have hired their own tutors to enlighten them, but because the family school hired a single person as a tutor, they were forced into the school by their parents last autumn.He also attends the class occasionally, and the lectures are very interesting. In this meeting, he will just talk about the book and laugh lowly from time to time.

Although Dumb King is better than the original novel, he still can't understand "Zhi Hu Zhe Ye" and feels that the little pedants are very annoying, so he snorted and said to Lian Er: "Good cousin, good brother-in-law, you have to help my sister. , don't get sour!"

If Lian has two minds, your mother doesn't think so, just worry that you won't be able to find Suanding!He said in his mouth: "Elder brother is like a father, whoever it is, it won't work without your nod."

Jia Qin's mind was weak, and he opened his mouth wide: "Uncle Xue, just rest assured, the ancestors invited are all Wumen."

Xue Pan was shocked: "How did this happen?! Find a soldier, and if he dies, my sister will suffer!"

Lian Er laughed: "Nephew Qin missed two words. It is the gate of Wu Xun. How many of Wu Xun's children are in the army today? Besides, there are also civil servants' wives. The second master's colleagues are all civil officials."

At this moment, there was a voice: "Mrs. Fu Tongpan, Miss Fu is here!"

Others didn't care, because the general judgment was only a low-level official, not comparable to Mrs. Hou and Mrs. Bo.But Baoyu paused slightly, because this is the character mentioned in the original book: Fu Tong sentenced Fu Shi to admire the fame and power of the Jia family, and worshiped as a student of Mr. Zheng's family. They are very different, but they don't know that Fu Tongpan only wants to marry the "talented and beautiful" girl Fu Qiufang into a wealthy family, and Shenying's waiter is also an option.Because it was just a family mentioned in the original book, Baoyu didn't pay attention to the time travel card, and he still had contacts with the Jia family, but it was just that Jia Zheng had his eyes on him, and he didn't invite Fu Tongpan to make friends with the precious son-in-law.

He couldn't help complaining secretly, in the original book, Fu Qiufang didn't let anyone until she was 23 years old, how old was the Shenying brand Baoyu at that time?They survived the 100th Five-Year Plan, thanks to them daring to think about it!Alas, the world of Red Mansions is full of heroes and heroines who dare to think and do.I re-wear this time, many things have been advanced, but not too much in advance. Miss Fu should be in her early twenties now. In ancient times, she was [-]% old. up.

After an hour, the visitors were sparse.Another moment, firecrackers blared loudly in Jiamu's courtyard, presumably it was time for the ceremony to be completed.

After a while, the women who served food and wine entered Baosha under the guidance of Nanny Song.

When the food and wine were served on the table, Nanny Song saluted and said, "Second Master Lian and Second Master Bao, the play has already started over there. The old lady has something to say, let's wait for the play to finish. Madam, grandma and girls want to visit Xiaoguanzhuang, please come and see me." Master leads the way and explains."

Baoyu was stunned, and immediately refused: "Xiaoguanzhuang was built by Lian's second brother with his own hands. It was completed when Lian's second brother went there. He said I was not feeling well, so I couldn't go."

Nanny Song was in a dilemma, and Lian Er knew it well, and said with a smile, "I'm afraid you have to go. The old ancestor will definitely not be happy, but those wives and grandmas are easy to get along with, and we are waiting to see who enters school in the twelfth Little scholar."

Xue Pan woke up and said dissatisfied: "This is a banquet for my sisters, why are they here on a blind date for their daughters?!"

How to deal with brother-in-law Xue, who is sometimes stupid and rude, Lian Er is extremely experienced, and said with a smile: "Always arrange something smoothly, and follow their wishes, lest they get upset and say some salty words, but it is against sister Xue not good."

Lian Er was so straightforward that Xue Pan had nothing to say, and Baoyu couldn't force him to refuse, so he nodded depressedly.Xue Pan looked at him from left to right and didn't like his eyes, and muttered: "If you don't even have hair, you can call it a daughter-in-law!"

Everyone was busy making excuses, and Jia Yun was even more in a hurry to flatter. His slippery tongue was not something that a fool can parry, and he quickly smiled.But Baoyu was full of worries. One of the important reasons why civil servants looked down on military officials was that Wumen didn't follow the rules very much. Those wives and grandmas would definitely spread the word everywhere if they saw it, and it would be another lawsuit if it spread to Senior Brother Zhang!What's more, Mrs. Wang should know well that she would block even if Jia's mother didn't block it.

I had no choice but to uglify myself and keep a low profile as much as possible.So he didn't drink a glass of wine, finished his meal tastelessly, pretended to go to the toilet and ran to the east room where he lived.

In the first month of the lunar year, lights are lit everywhere, and there are two women guarding the empty house. When they saw him coming in, they got up and saluted.

He nodded with a smile, and took out the key to open the door. Ever since Jia Huan stuffed ghosts under his mattress, he resolutely locked the bedroom door. He kept one key for himself and gave the other to Xiren for safekeeping.

Just as the lock was being opened, Mingyan thieves rushed in.Just in time, a certain one entered the room without closing the door.

Such an obvious hint that a certain guy understood. Ma slipped into the room and closed the door, whispering: "Second Lord, do you want to wear a Confucian uniform? It's not appropriate to go to see the old lady in green in the first lunar month, and wearing a Confucian uniform will make you look even more obscene." Grandpa is talented."

The fake stone looked sideways at a guy, he deserved to be the number one guy in the Red Mansion, but he was a roundworm in his stomach.

A certain guy scratched his head and murmured in his ear.The fake stone rolled his eyes wildly, quite skeptical of the servant's ability, and thought he might as well give it a try, it wouldn't make sense to change clothes!

After half an hour, the master and servant returned to the west room where the banquet was held.

Baoyu was still dressed in red and golden clothes, and he also wore a "golden and emerald resplendent, green and colorful" cloak, which is the original book "Oh Luo Si Guo took peacock feathers and wove threads", because Shenying The waiter was accidentally burnt with burning eyes as big as his fingers, and Qingwen skillfully mended the brooch fur during illness.This time, Jia Mu specially rewarded him because he was going to take the etiquette exam at the teacher's place in the first lunar month. Today, he is formally upper body.

However, no one paid attention to Sao Bao Daqiu, and they all stared at him in surprise: his face was sallow, and his eyes were black and blue!

Fake Stone was secretly proud of himself, and said weakly: "Eat bad stomach, diarrhea."

Lian Er hurriedly ordered his servant to invite Wang Taiyi, who used to come to Rongfu.

A certain one dared not see a doctor, and anxiously said: "I am not made of mud, I have taken Bao Chai pills, and I will be fine after two quiet meals."

The conversation was full of anger, Lian Erhui was sorry, he thought it was no wonder he had been away for a long time, and immediately told him to drink more hot tea: he will go to the toilet in a serious manner, and pretend to be like it!

Most of the elves who went to the banquet yelled to make tea for Uncle Bao, thick tea!

However, Xue Pan was not awake, so he showed off his little knowledge of medicine, saying that he could not drink Yancha if he had diarrhea, and that he knew "Physician Hu" with excellent medical skills, who lived in the back street of Rongfu, and ordered his little one Please go immediately.

The stubborn Jia Qin firmly supported Master Xue, saying that she must see a doctor before she can feel at ease.

Baoyu's head turned into three big ones, and there are two Hu doctors in the back street, one was hired by him, the name is Hu Lang, and the medicine is very heavy, and he will definitely follow the rules to give a shaving and ruthless medicine: pawns and peddlers usually owe oil and water, During the Chinese New Year, he eats meat hard, and most of them have diarrhea. He always treats it like this.The other one is even worse, Hu Junrong, a quack doctor. In the original book, he saw a doctor for Second Sister You, and Second Sister You obviously moved her fetus, but he said it was "coagulation of blood", and he should "pour blood and unblock the meridians", stunned Aborted Second Sister You's fetus!

Jia Lian's expression became more certain when he saw it, and he smiled and agreed with the saying "you should see a doctor", making a certain one turn green with anger.

Mingyan tugged his sleeve lightly, winked and said: "Let's take a look, take a look if it doesn't matter."

The fake stone wakes up the mind - just look at it, if you are afraid of a bird, if you don't take medicine, who can force it?

Xue Pan's servant turned around amidst the quarrel, and he was galloping on horseback, super fast.

It seemed that he was looking for Hu Lang who prescribes heavy medicine. The doctor didn't come, but the servant only brought back three pills of lychee-sized Chinese patent medicine, and said, "Emperor Hu told me, take it with wine, and you'll be fine in a while."

Xue Panli stared at Baoyu to take medicine.The fake stone is full of anger, and is this guy really dumb or fake?The victim never misses!It's even more hateful that Lian Er pretends to be a ghost and persuades Baoyu to eat quickly.

Fortunately, Mingyan was clever and said that Bao Erye had a weak stomach and intestines, so he melted it with wine, warmed it up and drank it.

Baoyu was very relieved and ordered Mingyan to get it quickly.

The stomach is full of tea and smoke, and the pills melt into the wine and turn black. Where can I get something to make the wine black and fishy?Immediately inspired: Ink!Praise people always say "a bellyful of ink", if ink can't be eaten, how can they say that?

When Mingyan brought out the hot "medicinal wine" from the small kitchen, everyone smelled the familiar smell, and all eyes straightened.

Lian Er couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.Xue Pan didn't understand why, so he grinned and said, "Mr. Hu is a great doctor. Look at the scent of this ink. It's really a medicine for scholars."

Everyone was hilarious, laughing and staggering, one and two urged a certain one to eat quickly.

Fortunately, the fake stone was finally shrouded in the halo of crossing for a while—the women came to rescue him in good time, saying that the scene with the old lady has ended, and the two masters should go over immediately.

The fake stone goes out proudly, without looking at Lian Er, and only asks Nanny Song where the attackers are.Originally, he wanted to ask Lian Er to protect him a little bit, he is a shameless person, if I don't ask you, I can't die!

Lian Er knew that his little cousin was angry, so he approached and smiled apologetically: "Didn't you scare me first? Brother will make it up to you, and walk slowly, you have no strength to 'disturb your stomach'."

Baoyu thought about this, and gritted his teeth and said, "It's just that your feet are shaking, and you still don't hold me by your hand!"

It is only a few steps from Baoxia to the main gate of Jiamu's Courtyard. The four maids were at the gate early, and they were surprised to see Baoyu's appearance, and Lian Er solemnly ordered them to wait on them carefully.

It is still necessary to order. Xiren and Qingwen held Baoyu one by one from left to right, and wanted to help him back to Baosha, and ordered Qianxueqi to reply quickly.

Baoyu shouted: "Stop! I won't go, outsiders will only think I'm pretending."

The mothers-in-law in the back rushed to make gestures, and immediately everyone knew what was going on, and they all walked forward in a solemn manner.

The hall where Jia's mother went to the house is very large. The two branches of Jia's family have stretched for a hundred years in the capital. A piece to say hello, the place is too small.Today, the usual partition screens were removed, and the masters and maidservants serving nearly two hundred people are also relaxed.

After all, Xue Baochai is just a merchant woman, and there are no concubines or old concubines here today. The ones with the highest orders are Mrs. Shi Nai, Marquis of Baoling, and Mrs. Shi Ding, Marquis of Zhongjing. , On the right sits today's protagonist Xue Baochai in a costume.

A certain one sees this posture and regrets not in a hurry, if he had known that Mrs. Shi Jia wanted to see him, he would have to be very energetic no matter what!

The author has something to say: Sister Xiangyun, I really don’t know, otherwise she must be dressed up very energetically!