[US Entertainment] The Legend of Shen Nong Heroes

~~~~~ How can Sichuan cuisine be learned in a week, and New Oriental can’t do it~~~~~

On the plane back home, Li tossed and turned, but couldn't sleep.The last time he went to Yuexi's house was an accident, and he was always worried about the safety of Yuexi and Yuexi, so his mood was not what it is now.This time I really want to see my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and there are a lot of family members, so I am nervous just thinking about it.

Yue Xi was very busy during this time, she was so tired that she fell asleep directly, and woke up when the plane landed, "Ah, jet lag, jet lag."

"Hehe." Li grinned, stood up and picked up his luggage.He wanted to relax, but he couldn't.

Yuexi was still a little dizzy, so she took Li's hand and got off the plane.She had to turn the plane again, so she had to pull herself together.And during the two-hour flight, Yue Xi sensed that Li's mood was not right.

"Don't worry about y, just behave as usual, and my father won't make it too difficult for you." Yuexi comforted Li, but she was also quite nervous because she was not sure about her father. idea.

"Oh, does he still want to test me?" Li became more nervous, his muscles tensed.

"Yes." Yue Xi nodded, not wanting to lie to him.

Li stopped talking, grabbed Yuexi's hand and looked out the window.To him, the white clouds were all black.

The two-hour flight ended quickly, Yuexi and Li took their luggage and walked out of the airport to see their brothers...they.

Although everyone in Yuexi's generation is an only child, she still has many cousins, and this time it is her four cousins ​​who came to pick her up at the airport.Yue Xi didn't find it strange, because the big brother drove a Land Rover, so he could fit Li.How could she have imagined that her father called these nephews to show off to Li.

Everyone in Yuexi’s family is tall and has good genes. All the sons are over 1.8 meters, and the shortest daughter is 163.Although it is nothing compared to Li's 196, the darkness is still a bit shocking.

But obviously Xi Gaofeng's strategy didn't work for Yue Xi and Li.The two of them didn't feel anything, and happily got in the car and went home.

During this period of time, Li and Yuexi learned a lot of Chinese, and the English of the brothers was ok, and the men could barely communicate.

Back in the villa newly bought by her mother, Yue Xi found that all the relatives who could really come had come, and the living room was almost overcrowded.Li was also frightened by this battle. It is estimated that it is really rare for Americans to see such a gathering of relatives except for weddings and weddings.

Most of the relatives were amazed at his height when they saw Li as if they were looking at a national treasure.Yuexi smiled and entertained one by one, feeling that it was more difficult than serving those producers for dinner.

Mom and Dad have been busy in the kitchen, and there is no time to talk to them.

Yuexi suddenly felt a headache, her father was obviously sulking.Although the cabbage that has been raised for more than [-] years has been arched, Li is much better than a pig.

Before I finished greeting all my relatives, it was time for dinner.Yuexi and Li didn't dare to sit down first, and immediately ran to the kitchen to flatter them.

"Dad, go and sit down, I'll serve the plate." Yue Xi winked at Li, telling him to move quickly.

Li stooped into the kitchen and obediently served the dishes.

Ruan Xiuling looked at her son-in-law and smiled happily. She grabbed Xi Gaofeng's arm and pulled him out.

Yue Xi and Li cleaned the kitchen before going out.The relatives consciously reserved their seats, right next to the main seat.

As soon as Li's butt touched the chair, a cousin stood up, holding a glass of white wine in his hand.

Yuexi kicked Li with her foot, and poured him a glass of wine.She picked up a glass of wine herself, stood up with Li, and toasted all the relatives.

Li looked at the transparent liquid and thought it was just ordinary wine.Unprepared, he swallowed it in one gulp, and then coughed violently in front of everyone.

"Your aunt took it directly from the xx winery. The real Luzhou Laojiao, you can't buy it outside. The 70-degree original wine has just been blended with Nongfu Spring." Ruan Xiuling looked at her son-in-law , I think he is so cute and stupid.

Xi Gaofeng looked disgusted, and drank a cup by himself.

Yue Xi patted Li on the back and poured him another glass.Others don't care, this father-in-law and mother-in-law can't neglect.

The relatives booed and asked Li Yi to drink three cups in a row.Yuexi looked at the blue veins popping out of Li's neck, and felt really distressed.But at this moment, in order to please my father, I had to let him drink it.

In order to suppress the wine, Li had to eat a few mouthfuls of food.But who would have thought that those dishes were so spicy that he choked again until tears came out.

But Xi Gaofeng still had the corners of his mouth down, looking indifferent.

"Oh, at least his surname is Li." Ruan Xiuling couldn't stand it anymore, and said something casually.

"Are you stupid? The foreign devil's name is reversed. His surname is Si." Xi Gaofeng gave Ruan Xiuling a white look.

"You are the most educated!" Ruan Xiuling's eyes darkened with anger, and she put away all the wine, "I tell you, you are not allowed to drink and drive. You are not allowed to drink today, and you will die if you drink again."

"That's right, don't be greedy, you have to take care of your children when you go home." Yuexi took the opportunity to persuade a group of relatives.

But this group of people still drank a lot, looking at the wine bottles all over the floor, Yuexi felt her liver hurt.Anyway, in the end Li was carried back to the room by several of her cousins. He was nearly 200 kilograms, and most people really couldn't carry him.

After the relatives were gone, Yuexi helped her mother tidy up the kitchen, but Ruan Xiuling asked Yuexi to find her father instead.The son-in-law's question still needs to be discussed by the daughter herself.

Yue Xi washed her hands, went upstairs, and saw Xi Gaofeng playing with his flowerpot on the terrace.

"Dad." Yue Xi called out, walked to Xi Gaofeng's side and sat down anywhere.

But Xi Gaofeng ignored her, and dug the soil on his own, pulled out the good jasmine flower in the pot, and then started cutting the flower branches with scissors.

Yuexi felt distressed when she saw it, but she knew that her father was referring to her. The water splashed by the married daughter could not be kept at home anyway, so it was better to let it not bloom.

"I went fishing with his father a few days ago, and then went back to their house to cook boiled fish and pickled fish. His mother also said that the food I made was delicious." The branches with flower buds were put to the nose and sniffed.

"People in their family don't have a sense of taste." Xi Gaofeng stared at Yuexi, knowing his daughter too well, "Do you say that the dishes you cook are delicious?"

"Actually, Li did it. You know I can't do it." Yuexi took the opportunity to say, and then took the scissors from Xi Gaofeng's hand, "He is very talented, you should teach him well these few days, let him Make it for me to eat later."

"Americans also cook with men?" Xi Gaofeng asked curiously.

"No, there are many American housewives. But I don't know how to do it, so he is the only one to do it." Yue Xi also knew that her father was just worried that she would marry so far away that no one would take care of her, and that she would be bullied by this giant. Shock him with a ferocious look so that he can treat himself better in the future, not because he really hates Li.

"That's about the same." Xi Gaofeng patted the dirt on his hands, stood up, and looked at the flower buds all over the ground with a bit of distress, "Let him get up early tomorrow and go shopping with me."

"Okay, Dad, yes, Dad!" Yue Xi jumped up and saluted her dad.

***

Lee woke up, not with a hangover headache, but with the smell of food.He scratched his hair, only to remember a little bit of what happened last night.

"Wake up, let's take a shower first." Yue Xi found Li a change of clothes, and then dragged him up, "We are going to the vegetable market later, and my dad will teach you how to cook."

"Teach me how to cook?" Although Li didn't have a headache, his brain still couldn't function at the moment.

"What my dad means is that if your craftsmanship is as good as his and I can eat delicious food every day, he will agree with me to marry you." Yuexi turned on the hot water and threw a Give Lee the towel.

"Hehe." Li smiled silly, he immediately woke up, then ran into the bathroom and took a quick shower.

After both of them finished grooming, they went downstairs.Ruan Xiuling had already served breakfast, while Xi Gaofeng was watching the morning news.

"Good morning." Li greeted politely. He stood in front of the dining table without sitting down first.

Yuexi glanced at Li, only to realize that he really watched too much TV, "Dad, eat."

Xi Gaofeng turned off the TV, walked to the dining table, and sat down.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Li sitting down behind him, and the corners of his mouth became less straight.

Ruan Xiuling and Yue Xi kept chatting about topics, Li listened with pricked ears, his Chinese level was very average, and he could barely understand a few words.However, Ruan Xiuling has learned some English, but the accent is too strong, she might as well speak Chinese.

"The wine last night was very good, and I didn't feel hungover when I woke up this morning. It's really amazing." Li is quite good at finding topics, anyway, no matter what, find something to brag about first.

"It's quite discerning." Xi Gaofeng accosted unexpectedly, he finished his bowl of porridge, and waved to Li, "Let's go, go shopping."

Li quickly finished the still hot porridge, packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen, then followed Xi Gaofeng to the gate.Yuexi also followed, she excused that both of them drank a little too much last night and still had alcohol residue, so she offered to drive.

Nothing major happened when we went to the vegetable market. Anyway, Xi Gaofeng was in charge of buying, Yuexi would bargain, and Li would just take it and carry it.Today Yuexi is also dressed very everyday, and no one in the vegetable market recognizes her, or no one would believe that the international movie star will appear in the vegetable market.

After returning home, Xi Gaofeng took Li to the kitchen to learn cooking skills.Yue Xi and Ruan Xiuling were peeping by the door, both of them were still a little worried.

However, one of these two men teaches and the other learns. They don't speak many languages, but they are quite harmonious.Xi Gaofeng can speak a little English, and at least he took the college entrance examination back then.

"I don't want to care about the affairs between the two of you. My daughter and I know that her temper will never suffer. Maybe you will be beaten more. But no matter what, you You can’t let her down, don’t think that my kitchen knife can’t cut it because the United States is so far away.” Xi Gaofeng translated this sentence into English by himself. Combining the tone, Li can also understand what his father-in-law is saying.

"Dad, don't worry, I will love Yuexi for the rest of my life, and I will never let her suffer any grievances." Li promised, carefully avoiding the attack range of the kitchen knife's blade.He grew up in Texas and knows the horror of "red-neck father-in-law".But he never imagined that after crossing the ocean to come here, he discovered that the father-in-law in the world is actually the same.

"Wait, what you say is useless, I want to record it." Xi Gaofeng beckoned, asked Li to take out the phone, and then asked him to say it again.

Yue Xi and Ruan Xiuling watched from the sidelines, almost laughing, "I didn't expect my dad to be an actor, he is usually so kind, why is he so vicious today."

"I've watched too many Vietnam War movies." Ruan Xiuling felt that this intimidation was a bit too much, so she walked into the kitchen, "Oh, old man, just give Li a copy of your recipe. How much can we learn today, let's go out to eat Bar."

"Well, let's go out to eat hot pot!" Yue Xi also squeezed into the kitchen, she didn't forget the meal last night.It must be that Xi Gaofeng made all the dishes super spicy in order to torment Li.

Although he went out to eat hot pot, Li was afraid of the spicy food yesterday, so he could only eat clear soup.Xi Gaofeng seemed to be sarcasm again, but today's tone softened a lot.

In the next few days, Li still obediently followed Xi Gaofeng to learn how to cook, while Yuexi and Ruan Xiuling adjusted the atmosphere in the middle.After a week, the father-in-law finally accepted Li and admitted that he was his son-in-law.

Before the last flight back to the United States, Yuexi couldn't help being a little sentimental.Although the traffic is developed now, it is quite troublesome to come back once.Originally, I just hugged my mother and shed two tears, but who knew that my father also cried, which made Li also be infected by such emotions, and the four of them hugged into a ball and bid farewell.

The other passengers at the security checkpoint looked at the family and couldn't help but look sideways, wondering what kind of "life and death" this was.Seeing that the family members are located at a very high altitude and their appearance has surpassed the sky, the wise passenger took out his mobile phone and took a picture.But no one at the scene recognized who the family was.