[DN Melo anti-penetration] Matter tells time and space to bend

Difference.Although she was as strong as a bull before she gave birth to me - my brother said. "

"...That's why I told you not to have children." Melo looked at her, "I would rather spend more time with you than being like your father."

He originally thought that he might be the one who died first among the two people, but after carefully calculating the average life expectancy of the Lanceline family in the past two days, he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat—Lanceline's mother died at the age of 42, Lanceline Lin's father's body is also like a broken car, and he runs day after day, and there are not many people over [-] years old.

Lanceline's father had lived a surprisingly long life.

I thought there was still so much time left, but if I was unlucky, more than half of it would have passed.

"My father said I was like my mother," Lanceline said, lying on the bed. "He probably sat by this bed and said the same thing to my mother, so I'll say the same thing to you now."

"I won't," she said, "I want to give birth."

"Let's talk about it first today..." she said, "You take care of it when it's born. It's like this before the baby is born. I'm afraid I won't be able to make trouble."

"I'll take it with me." He really promised everything now, "Everything is easy to say when you were born...?"

Before he could say anything, he saw Lanceline suddenly clenched the bed sheet tightly, arching her body with a strange expression.

"...Go and call the doctor." She gritted her teeth and said to him, "It seems... that she is about to give birth."

08 about children

Matt laughed at Melo for several years for his bewildered performance in front of the delivery room-although Melo laughed back at the end, that's all for later.

Finally, when the nurse came out with the baby in her arms and said, "Both mother and daughter are safe," Melo let out a sigh of relief, pushed Matt towards the baby, and went in to find the adults.

"...So, who is the father?" The little nurse looked at the child Matt with a loving (...) face, and then looked at Melo who rushed in to find someone, and asked in confusion.

"This child has black hair, it's really hard to tell whose breed it is." Ma Te said nonsense seriously, and was hit on the back of the head by Xiang Bei.

"Young poor." She said coldly, "This kid can tell from his face that he is the son of Melo. He has half a dime relationship with you? He is much more handsome than you."

"I don't think I'm bad looking..." Matt argued with Xiang Bei.

"He can rely on his appearance to make a living, but you can only rely on his talent." Xiang Bei made a final decision, "Although he willfully relies on his talent to make a living, but this cannot deny the essence of his appearance."

09 About children's education

The little princess of Melo's family has been able to shoot BB ejection targets with a high-fidelity toy gun since she could walk. It is said that her marksmanship is very accurate.

When Lanceline took the child to visit the master's house after confinement, she was already over a hundred years old. The master caught the child at a glance, and decided to live until the day the child was taught to be a teacher. die.

In short, this girl has inherited all the advantages of her parents. It is no longer possible to describe her promising future with the ordinary ability to fight. Of course, she also inherited disadvantages, such as bad temper, which is inherited from her mother. Look at her face .

Therefore, she prefers a particularly good-looking father to a not-so-good-looking mother—thus the family has formed an education model of a strict mother and a loving father, so I will not express it here.

"...But Dad likes Mom the most." She always complained to the younger brother of Xiangbei's family next door, "If he likes me so much," she compared the length of a stick with her thumb and index finger, "then He likes Mom because there's . . . so—so much—" she panted, running from one end of her family's living room big enough to ride a bicycle to the other and back.

"Isn't this normal?" The child of Xiang Bei's family thanked God for not inheriting his father's low EQ. "At my house, except when playing games, my father clings to my mother all the time and doesn't even look at me."

After the little princess was able to take a bottle of soy sauce on the street at the age of five, He Jing and Yue’s marathon running finally came to fruition—he Jing’s contraceptive pills were replaced with vitamin C for six consecutive months and all After all the condoms were pierced, Yue finally got her pregnant.

Elderly pregnant woman He Jing was dragged away to deliver her son and get married in the afternoon after her pregnancy test in the morning.

"I must leave." Sitting on the bed, He Jing said to Lancelin, "I will leave when the child is born—if it weren't for the absolute rest, I would go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the formalities. It's not like I can't support the child alone. .”

"...Forget it." Lancelyn didn't know how to persuade these two people. Persuading He Jing felt like persuading He Jing to jump into a fire pit, but persuading them to divide... To be honest, He Jing's performance is also worthy of a I really love it.

"Early pregnancy symptoms are very serious for advanced mothers." She started another topic, "You have to pay attention."

"I didn't react at all." He Jing said, "Maybe you vomited all my morning sickness together."

"...Why didn't you vomit to the north." Lanceline said enviously, "Am I in charge of you two alone?"

"Smart." He Jing said concisely.

Several months later, when the baby was born, Lanceline took Mero to City B to see He Jing.

After arriving, I found that Ye Shenyue had really become gentle and virtuous this time, and greeted them with a glorious face of the holy father while hugging her son.

"Oh my God, his face is so deceiving." Lancelyn was almost hallucinated by his holy smile, "Is he crazy now?" She turned her head and asked I don't know when L and Yan Xingyuan appeared.

"He Jing has always had this expression since he became pregnant," Yan Xingyuan sent his daughter to take Lanceline's daughter to see his little brother, "It's been almost a year, and he always had this expression when he changed the diaper with the child yesterday. I think it should be really fun."

After a while, Melo, who was watching his daughter, came back with a face as black as the bottom of a pot, grabbed the gun in the bag and went out.

"Wait what are you doing?" Lanceline quickly grabbed him, "This is a hospital, don't be impulsive."

The little princess of their family ran back: "Mom, I will marry my little brother in the future!"

"Why?" The family has always been the model of a strict mother and a loving father. Lanceline immediately adjusted her facial expression to majestic with a hint of kindness, "Marriage is no joke, your reason?"

"Because," the little princess said with a serious face, "my little brother looks like Uncle Yue, so pretty."

"—I'm going to shoot Ye Shenyue to pieces!" Melo couldn't bear it when he heard this, "It's all his face's fault!"

Ah, there is a long way to go, and children's education still needs a lot of attention, Mr. Melo and Mrs. Lancelyn.

The author has something to say: At this point, all the parts are over

Later, did the little princess run away with the kids from Cammy’s family, or with the kids from Matt’s family, or whatever was cheaper, whichever passer-by please let everyone play freely w Anyway, no matter who she runs away with in the future, stupid dad Mello will interrupt that stinky kid's legs w

From a 14-year-old sharp boy full of hostility to a 28-year-old good-natured man in the living room and kitchen, it is really a difficult transformation w

Let the little prince and the old woman in love fairy tales live happily and noisy forever

The rivers and lakes are so big, we are destined to meet again

——Poke into the column to read new articles, don’t forget w