"Ping Xie" heard that the Wu family lost a bottle

A small shop by the West Lake in Hangzhou.

"Wang Mengmeng! Believe it or not, if you are lazy again, I will deduct your salary!" Wu Xie lay on the imperial concubine's couch, yelling quite loudly.

"Subtract it, it's already a negative number anyway." Wang Meng took a calm look at Wu Xie, who was furious, and threw himself into the arms of Minesweeper decisively.

"Fuck you, Wang Mengmeng, you still want to go against it, don't you? Do you want this month's bonus?!" Wu Xie looked old-fashioned.

Wang Meng changed his face in an instant: "Oh, there is still a bonus, haha, boss, I was wrong..."

Then the phone jingled.

Originally, he planned to pretend to be dead and not answer the phone, because it was probably from that old fox Wu Sansheng.

But I can't stand the phone ringing all the time.

You ring, you ring, you ring again~

Then, the persistence and perseverance on the phone will definitely influence Wu Xie, the rock, and Wu Xie finally couldn't bear it anymore, and decisively flipped the table!Then--

Go and answer the phone.

"Hey, third uncle~"

"What are you doing, kid? It took you so long to answer the phone!" Wu Sanxing's roar almost frightened Wang Meng.

Wu Xie held the phone three meters away from her ear, and then took out the earwax: "Huh? It's a bit windy here, I can't hear what you're talking about at all!"

"You boy!" Wu Sansheng thought for a long time and found that there were really no words to describe Wu Xie, so he simply coughed, "Ahem, do you have a vacant room?"

"What? Want to rent?" The soul of a profiteer in Wu Xie's body was burning.

"My room here has a good location, convenient transportation, cheap water and electricity, and good Feng Shui. The monthly rent is only 299 only 299!"

"Don't talk about it, kid. That guy left for you yesterday. I guess he'll be there by now?"

Wu Xie looked towards the door.

Because it is morning.

Dawn against the light.

There is quite a special effect of the awesome male pig's feet appearing in an idol drama, and then Wu Xie saw Poker Bottle.

Fuck you three foxes, why didn't you say it was this guy earlier!

Come on, Wang Mengmeng hurriedly tell the young master how long has this guy been standing at the door?Dare to ask this boring old man for rent, he wants to live another 500 years, okay?

"Hahaha, little brother, please invite inside." Wu Xie felt like he was laughing like a dog, no, how could it be like this, and if this continues, how can he intimidate that kid Wang Meng~

But, damn it, I can't be fierce at all. Whenever the small universe in Wu Xie's body is burning, I can't help but think of the sea monkey brothers, the forbidden mother-in-law and sisters, the zongzi, the seven aunts and the eight aunts, and the corpse, the six uncles and five. Uncle's...

Anything is a dead word!

Well, you can choose from multiple ways to die, and you will definitely be satisfied~

"Wu Xie."

dull.

Damn, the voice of this stuffy bottle can definitely capture the hearts of a group of girls, okay, Mr. Zhang, you can keep a low profile and give us single dogs a way out?

"Huh?" The innocent comrade who didn't understand the situation at all.

"I will pay the rent." Then he took a deep look at Wu Xie and walked up the stairs by himself.

Hey, I heard that the price of this stuffy oil bottle is very high!Do you want a little more rent?Wu Xie's extinguished profiteer's soul rekindled decisively!

Then I thought about the implementability-hehe.

Wu Xie mercilessly bought Wang Meng's kid with a month's salary to watch the shop obediently, and then followed Boyouping up the stairs.

"No, this is your room." Wu Xie pointed to the utility room that had been abandoned for a long time, and when she opened it, she was startled by herself——

Fuck, why is it so messy here? It's unscientific. I haven't been here for a long time. How could it be so messy...

"Haha, brother, wait a minute." Wu Xie turned her head and smiled dryly, then activated the power of the wild - honestly picked up the broom to clean the room...

"Wu Xie." Zhang Qiling pointed at Wu Xie's neck with his unusually long fingers.

Wu Xie subconsciously flinched all over her body, and tap that place hard, brother, you can burn paper for me next year, okay? !

"Ok?"

"I have no clothes."

"Master's room, promise, that one." After speaking, Wu Xie, who turned his head and continued his great cleaning work, suddenly felt as if he had forgotten something...

So when Zhang Qiling opened the door of Wu Xie's room, he opened his mouth for a long time when he saw a room full of garbage, then decisively aimed at the closet, picked up his clothes and walked away, turning a blind eye to the room of garbage.

When Wu Xie finished cleaning the room and collapsed on the sofa, wishing to take off his hands and feet and hang them on the wall, a shadow was suddenly shrouded in front of him.

He lazily tilted his neck in an arc: Oh, little brother.

Then maintain the original position still.

Why didn't I know there were so many things in that room before! TNT Mauser □□Luoyang shoveling wolf eyes... If the police catch it for three to five years, it will be a small amount!

Comrade Naive, who was physically and mentally exhausted, inadvertently rolled his eyes twice, hey, the man with eight-pack abs next to him...

"Fuck! Brother, why don't you wear any clothes!"

This is hooliganism!But this stuffy oil bottle has a good figure... Wait, it's not a matter of figure now, hey!

"..." Pointing to Wu Xie's body, Zhang Qiling turned his face away from the affectionate gaze with the ceiling expressionlessly.

Wu Xie let out an "oh" and got up obediently. Unexpectedly, his feet were soft, and he was about to make intimate contact with the floor uncle.

Wu Xie had been mourning in her heart for three seconds, and suddenly fell into a strong embrace. Although she felt that the temperature of this embrace was quite low, it was better than the floor, right?

Wu Xie waved his hands and stood up from Zhang Qiling's arms: "Thank you, little brother."

Zhang Qiling seemed to hesitate for a while before speaking: "You don't ask me why?"

"Why?" Wu Xie frowned.

"Changbai Mountain."

"Changbai Mountain? It's very beautiful, if there is no shadow of Yunding Tiangong." Wu Xie shrugged, "It's subverted my longing for Changbai Mountain!"

Do not you remember.

Don't you remember the bronze gate of Changbai Mountain in 05?

Zhang Qiling frowned.

"Where's the ghost seal?"

"Hey? Brother, how do you know I have that thing?" Wu Xie picked up the ghost seal from the cabinet next to it while reading, and threw it over, "Brother, do you want it? Give it to you."

Zhang Qiling stretched out his hand to catch it.

It was indeed the one he gave Wu Xie back then.

Wu Xie stretched while rubbing her hair: "Ah~ I'm going to take a bath, little brother, watch TV by yourself."

As soon as Wu Xie disappeared from Zhang Qiling's sight, Wu Sansheng's phone rang like it was on fire.

"Hello, big nephew?"

"explain."

"..."

Wu Sanxing laughed over there, "It's really you who made up what happened to my nephew a year ago."

"It's nothing, I just forgot."

Then the phone was hung up.

Zhang Qiling glanced at the bathroom with the sound of splashing water, his eyes darkened.

downstairs.

Wang Mengmeng was awakened from her sleep by a fierce god.

"Boss, I'm not lazy, don't deduct my bonus!" Wang Meng yelled in panic without even raising his head.

"..."

"Master Zhang~" Wang Meng's lingering tone was long, and he smiled obsequiously, "Don't tell the boss, or you won't be able to guarantee your salary this month!"

"What's wrong with Wu Xie." Declarative sentence.

Probably seeing that he would die if he didn't say it would be worse than deducting his salary, Wang Meng readily explained everything.

"Didn't you go to the store to say goodbye to the boss last year?"

"Didn't the boss chase him to Changbai Mountain foolishly?"

"I went crazy when I came back."

Zhang Qiling frowned.

Wang Meng took a careful look at his face before he dared to continue: "I lost fifteen catties in a week! I couldn't go out to see people with that face, and I was alive and kicking after two or three days after being arrested by the third master and returned to the ancient house." gone."

"It's just that I seem to have forgotten that you said goodbye at the beginning..."

Wang Meng lowered his voice, and then his voice rose sharply: "As a result, my monthly bonus was deducted when I came back! Then, in a pretentious name, keep it for me, if you don't have money to pay the electricity and water bills, just tell me..."

Wang Meng babbled.

Zhang Qiling's face was gloomy.

"Mr. Zhang, don't be angry. You haven't seen the boss for a while, and your eyes are empty when you look at people, especially the black mark, which is in your arms every day, and you can't even take a look..."

"Crack" the door of the antique shop was slammed shut.

"Hey, Wang Meng...it's strange that you haven't slept?" Wu Xie poked his head out from upstairs, "Where's my little brother?"

The naive comrade who can't deduct Wang Mengmeng's salary expresses all kinds of emptiness, loneliness and coldness~

"Going out..." Wang Meng's voice trembled.

That door carved with pear blossoms, gorgeously split from the middle, opened, and...

Wu Xie curled up on the sofa and watched TV dramas in boredom.

By the way, study a piece of rubbings just received.

Takeaway Make up a good story to sell it.

Well, these are not the point, the point is that the little brother hasn't come back after going out for so long!

The innocent comrade who didn't realize that he was acting like a resentful woman was suddenly startled by a knock on the door.

Bro?

Or that kid Wang Meng forgot to bring something again?

Wu Xie went downstairs and opened the door——

The upper and lower teeth fight decisively.

I wiped it, cheating corpse corpse corpse corpse!

Although the woman standing at the door was not glamorous, Wu Xie had only seen one person with that heroic spirit emanating from her bones!

Then that person was bitten to death by the neck of a pheasant when he was in Snake Marsh, and there was not even a whole body left.

Speaking of Ah Ning, Wu Xie always felt it was a pity in his heart.

But it doesn't mean that he can accept such a person standing in front of him alive!

Yes, as you imagined, the woman in front of her is Aning.

The weather in autumn is very cold, the wind is blowing at the door carved with pear blossoms, and there is a crackling sound. The woman at the door holds a white umbrella and looks at you with a blank expression——

"Kang Dang"

When Zhang Qiling returned to Wu Xie's antique shop, there was only the sound of the wooden door hitting the wall.

Autumn is deeper.