"Ping Xie" heard that the Wu family lost a bottle
Chapter 3 Chapter 3
When going down to the robbery cave, Wu Xie stared at the bottomless hole and thought for a long time, adhering to the principle of traditional Chinese virtues of respecting the old and loving the young - "Haha, you go first, you go first..."
The black glasses leaned forward with a grin: "Young third master can't go down, right?"
"Get out!" Resolutely rolled his eyes, Wu Xie folded his arms, "Master Hei, are you free?"
Professor Gu immediately surrounded him: "It's okay, I can't get down either..."
Why do I feel that my heart has been hurt a hundred points, troublesome old man, can you not look like we are the same kind of the same kind!How about my thirties this year, young and strong? If you say it again, I'm going to flip the table!
But why is the fact so cruel that I am speechless?
Fortunately, everyone's attention was quickly attracted by the fat man.
Yes, the fat man who inspired to lose weight many times got stuck, got stuck...
The fat man wailed while talking about running the train: "Blind man, be gentle!"
In the end, Li Bing took the Luoyang shovel and tapped left and right to finally stuff the fat man in, then turned around and smiled silly at Wu Xie: "Shall I take you?"
Wishing someone could save him from the embarrassing situation of an old man and a blind man, Wu Xie said "yes" and with the help of Li Bing, went down the burglary with difficulty.
Afterwards, the blind black man "chucked" down with Professor Gu on his shoulders.
The fat man and A'an sat on the ground below, and when he saw them, the fat man waved: "Come, come, come and hoe the earth."
Fatty and the others leaned against a black wall.
Yes, there are black walls on all sides.
Wu Xie suddenly remembered that the little brother of the Qixing Lu Palace broke bricks with one hand!It's just crazy!Wait, that's not the point...
"When I first came down, this room was twice as big as here, and now it's like this."
Wu Xie twitched the corner of her mouth, it must not be Mi Luotuo, it must be a shadow, a shadow.
"Institution." Heixiazi looked foolish, but he was quite reliable. He pressed the wall and said with a smile, "It seems that luck is not very good. The owner of the tomb here does not welcome us."
This time even the corner of Fatty's mouth was twitching.
If the owner of the tomb welcomes the tomb robbers, is it possible that a team of zongzi should line the road and shout "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome"?
Professor Gu looked up and saw that the small eyes of the surrounding black walls were glowing: "Obsidian Obsidian Obsidian Obsidian of the Warring States Period."
"Warring States?" Wu Xie only now remembered that he had stepped on someone else's territory, but no one even knew his name.
"Si Goujian." Li Bing smiled kindly at Wu Xie.
The corners of the eyes are a little sour.
Pan Zi.
Back then, Pan Zi laughed at himself like this.
Little third master, little third master.
Then sing.
Young Master, you go forward boldly.
A song is soul-stirring.
Also sad to the bone.
Later, Pan Zi stayed there forever.
"Naive?" The fat man patted Wu Xie from behind.
Wu Xie turned her head: "It's okay."
The dead are dead.
Live the moment.
"click"
Slight noise.
A group of people all looked at the blind man.
The black blind man still had a smile on his face, and it was no big deal to watch the excitement: "The agency is open."
Wu Xie didn't even have time to say a damn thing, the soles of his feet were empty in an instant, and he lost weight.
Then free fall.
Damn, don't just fall down like this, and the row of bamboo spines below will instantly pierce me into a hedgehog, my master's famous name.
Wu Xie closed his eyes tightly so he didn't see a shadow covering his figure almost instantly.
Wu Xie only had time to mourn herself for two seconds, and then hit the ground with a "slap".
Pain pain.
Wu Xie clutched her painful waist and stood up grinning.
"Pa" was smashed to the ground again.
It hurts!
When Wu Xie opened his mouth, he wanted to scold someone who didn't have eyesight for hitting him, so why don't you walk and watch the road!
No, it should be seen which idiot saw him fall, and the unlucky one followed him.
Wu Xie pushed the person on him away: "Brother, can you get out of the way first?"
Fuck, □□...
That's right, it was the man who was pressed to the ground by him and the fat man and beat him up.
□□Looking at him, he stood up easily with one hand.
Fuck, he looks pretty good.
Wu Xie seems to be belatedly remembering now that he pressed the fat man to the ground and beat him up. Wait, shouldn't it be better for me to run first at this time?
Later, Wu Xie once again witnessed the necessary skills for murder and arson that peeled off the skin and shrank the bones.
Bro...
Damn it turned out to be the little brother!
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that it can only be the little brother. Who can beat back such a huge fat man?And who can jump off at almost the same rhythm as Heixiazi and carry that Professor Gu down by the way?
"Wu Xie."
"Huh?" Wu Xie answered subconsciously before waking up.
What the hell is up with that instinctive reaction that is almost like a reflex!
"Why did you come here?" Declarative sentence.
Okay, you're fine, it's another statement, you can make another statement, do you believe me?Do not believe?Well, I don't believe it either...
"What did I forget?" Wu Xie considered for a while, and chose the softest questioning method.
"Sometimes lying to a person is for his own good."
Okay, you're fine, your sister is still pretending to be deep, isn't she, young master, I'm just stubborn and stubborn, and I will never let go if I know it!
"It's okay if you don't tell me, I can find it myself." Wu Xie turned around and said coldly.
"Why?" He sighed softly.
However, Wu Xie had already suffered from arrogance, and looked at the surrounding environment on his own.
There were still black walls all around, making people feel tight in the chest and out of breath, Wu Xie frowned.
Standing behind him, Zhang Qiling slowly pulled out a brick with his oddly long two fingers, and then frowned.
The people above the agency.
...
They looked at each other for a long time.
The fat man was the first to jump up: "Black blind man, explain to the fat man! Why did Xiaotian fall down!"
There was silence—
In fact, Professor Gu and Li Bing were just wondering why the cock in that position suddenly fell down with Wu Xie as if drunk.
The smile in the black glasses became brighter: I agreed not to reveal my identity until the main tomb, that institution is not threatening at all, for this to reveal my identity...dumb, that woman is not a good person...
"Let's go." Ah'an stood up, and looked coldly at the shrinking encirclement, "Hey blind man."
"Deling!" The black glasses smiled and pressed the texture of the surrounding walls, and then there was another "click".
The people in the surrounding area all fell down.
Wu Xie blinked and watched as people fell from above, and finally had time to shout "Fuck!" and was gorgeously placed at the bottom as a backing board.
Zhang Qiling was a little far away from Wu Xie, so he didn't come in time to pull Wu Xie away.
"Fucking fat man, you woke up early and told you to lose weight, don't you understand, ouch, my old waist!" Wu Xie cursed unceremoniously at the heaviest fat man .
"Brother?" Fatty just stood up with an excited expression on his face, "Brother, you are finally here, your daughter-in-law is about to be killed by this blind man~"
"Fatty!" Wu Xie exploded in seconds!
Who told the young master whether he suffered or not!Wait, the point is not this!
"Master Fatty is straight!" Uh, before meeting Zhang Qiling, he added a guilty conscience.
No one is born gay.
Neither am I.
It's just that I just happen to like you.
And you and I are the same gender.
Turning around, my brother's face turned black...
Look, look, do you think homosexuality is disgusting...
Just be brothers.
Wu Xie, who was born on the sidelines, forced an awkward smile: "Shut up, fat man!"
In fact, Zhang Qiling's black face was facing the black glasses who jumped down lightly and had a mean smile on his face.
Fuck you fucked up my wife and I, you don't want to live anymore, do you!
"What about?" Li Bing was the first to ask.
Ah'an leaned against the wall in his spare time, and looked at Zhang Qiling with a smile: "This is the famous dumb Zhang, right?"
It's a pity that here is a Li Bing who just got out of the army and started this line of work, a decayed old man in the archaeological world, who doesn't even know what kind of ghost Zhang is.
Professor Gu lay down on the wall as soon as he came down, probably wishing he could lie down on it.
"It turns out that you are dumb, brother, don't be discouraged! Look at me, you have to live strong if you lose a leg, otherwise you will be sorry for those who tried their best to keep you alive!" The trouser leg lifted by Li Bing was obviously a prosthetic.
Zhang Qiling, who was considering whether to break Li Bing's hand on his shoulder or not, suddenly raised his head and glanced at Wu Xie.
That stupid boy's eyes turned red.
That's it.
Zhang Qiling raised his eyes indifferently, and pointed to the front with his oddly long fingers.
Even the black glasses were surprised now.
Yes, the person who staggered and swearing over from the front was obviously a gangster.
Wu Xie raised his head, his pupils constricted.
Ah An also looked unbelievable.
Only Li Bing and Professor Gu waved enthusiastically: "Here, here!"
"Damn it, who pushed me just now!" □□ saw that their faces were not very good-looking.
An's brows stretched out all of a sudden.
But to be followed by a person for so long without finding out, those people from the intelligence department should be dragged out and killed.
Wait, if it is a dumb Zhang, it seems that I can forgive it...
What about your backbone, girl!
"Then dumb Zhang is with us?" Ah An quickly put on a decent smile.
Zhang Qiling didn't even give her a look, and walked away decisively.
It quickly disappeared in the dark surroundings.
Wu Xie knew very well where the loneliness in her heart came from, so she had to pretend to be happy.
The black glasses still leaned over: "Yo, the third master has a resentful look on his face?"
"Heixia... Do you still want to chase after my little flower?"
When Wu Xie threatened, he was quite uncertain. After all, Xiao Hua's temperament was not something ordinary people could shake, let alone a small boss by the West Lake whose monthly income was negative.
The black glasses actually shut up.
Wu Xie suddenly felt that this guy was serious this time.
The fat man gritted his teeth hard and then simply sang: "The cold wind blows the fallen leaves..."
Then Wu Xie sincerely admired Li Bing's skill in being able to hear the songs he knew in the tone of the fat man's voice that was still incomplete.
Well, as soon as Li Bing opened his mouth, Wu Xie knew why!
The tunes of both of them have gone a long way!
The black glasses leaned forward with a grin: "Young third master can't go down, right?"
"Get out!" Resolutely rolled his eyes, Wu Xie folded his arms, "Master Hei, are you free?"
Professor Gu immediately surrounded him: "It's okay, I can't get down either..."
Why do I feel that my heart has been hurt a hundred points, troublesome old man, can you not look like we are the same kind of the same kind!How about my thirties this year, young and strong? If you say it again, I'm going to flip the table!
But why is the fact so cruel that I am speechless?
Fortunately, everyone's attention was quickly attracted by the fat man.
Yes, the fat man who inspired to lose weight many times got stuck, got stuck...
The fat man wailed while talking about running the train: "Blind man, be gentle!"
In the end, Li Bing took the Luoyang shovel and tapped left and right to finally stuff the fat man in, then turned around and smiled silly at Wu Xie: "Shall I take you?"
Wishing someone could save him from the embarrassing situation of an old man and a blind man, Wu Xie said "yes" and with the help of Li Bing, went down the burglary with difficulty.
Afterwards, the blind black man "chucked" down with Professor Gu on his shoulders.
The fat man and A'an sat on the ground below, and when he saw them, the fat man waved: "Come, come, come and hoe the earth."
Fatty and the others leaned against a black wall.
Yes, there are black walls on all sides.
Wu Xie suddenly remembered that the little brother of the Qixing Lu Palace broke bricks with one hand!It's just crazy!Wait, that's not the point...
"When I first came down, this room was twice as big as here, and now it's like this."
Wu Xie twitched the corner of her mouth, it must not be Mi Luotuo, it must be a shadow, a shadow.
"Institution." Heixiazi looked foolish, but he was quite reliable. He pressed the wall and said with a smile, "It seems that luck is not very good. The owner of the tomb here does not welcome us."
This time even the corner of Fatty's mouth was twitching.
If the owner of the tomb welcomes the tomb robbers, is it possible that a team of zongzi should line the road and shout "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome"?
Professor Gu looked up and saw that the small eyes of the surrounding black walls were glowing: "Obsidian Obsidian Obsidian Obsidian of the Warring States Period."
"Warring States?" Wu Xie only now remembered that he had stepped on someone else's territory, but no one even knew his name.
"Si Goujian." Li Bing smiled kindly at Wu Xie.
The corners of the eyes are a little sour.
Pan Zi.
Back then, Pan Zi laughed at himself like this.
Little third master, little third master.
Then sing.
Young Master, you go forward boldly.
A song is soul-stirring.
Also sad to the bone.
Later, Pan Zi stayed there forever.
"Naive?" The fat man patted Wu Xie from behind.
Wu Xie turned her head: "It's okay."
The dead are dead.
Live the moment.
"click"
Slight noise.
A group of people all looked at the blind man.
The black blind man still had a smile on his face, and it was no big deal to watch the excitement: "The agency is open."
Wu Xie didn't even have time to say a damn thing, the soles of his feet were empty in an instant, and he lost weight.
Then free fall.
Damn, don't just fall down like this, and the row of bamboo spines below will instantly pierce me into a hedgehog, my master's famous name.
Wu Xie closed his eyes tightly so he didn't see a shadow covering his figure almost instantly.
Wu Xie only had time to mourn herself for two seconds, and then hit the ground with a "slap".
Pain pain.
Wu Xie clutched her painful waist and stood up grinning.
"Pa" was smashed to the ground again.
It hurts!
When Wu Xie opened his mouth, he wanted to scold someone who didn't have eyesight for hitting him, so why don't you walk and watch the road!
No, it should be seen which idiot saw him fall, and the unlucky one followed him.
Wu Xie pushed the person on him away: "Brother, can you get out of the way first?"
Fuck, □□...
That's right, it was the man who was pressed to the ground by him and the fat man and beat him up.
□□Looking at him, he stood up easily with one hand.
Fuck, he looks pretty good.
Wu Xie seems to be belatedly remembering now that he pressed the fat man to the ground and beat him up. Wait, shouldn't it be better for me to run first at this time?
Later, Wu Xie once again witnessed the necessary skills for murder and arson that peeled off the skin and shrank the bones.
Bro...
Damn it turned out to be the little brother!
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that it can only be the little brother. Who can beat back such a huge fat man?And who can jump off at almost the same rhythm as Heixiazi and carry that Professor Gu down by the way?
"Wu Xie."
"Huh?" Wu Xie answered subconsciously before waking up.
What the hell is up with that instinctive reaction that is almost like a reflex!
"Why did you come here?" Declarative sentence.
Okay, you're fine, it's another statement, you can make another statement, do you believe me?Do not believe?Well, I don't believe it either...
"What did I forget?" Wu Xie considered for a while, and chose the softest questioning method.
"Sometimes lying to a person is for his own good."
Okay, you're fine, your sister is still pretending to be deep, isn't she, young master, I'm just stubborn and stubborn, and I will never let go if I know it!
"It's okay if you don't tell me, I can find it myself." Wu Xie turned around and said coldly.
"Why?" He sighed softly.
However, Wu Xie had already suffered from arrogance, and looked at the surrounding environment on his own.
There were still black walls all around, making people feel tight in the chest and out of breath, Wu Xie frowned.
Standing behind him, Zhang Qiling slowly pulled out a brick with his oddly long two fingers, and then frowned.
The people above the agency.
...
They looked at each other for a long time.
The fat man was the first to jump up: "Black blind man, explain to the fat man! Why did Xiaotian fall down!"
There was silence—
In fact, Professor Gu and Li Bing were just wondering why the cock in that position suddenly fell down with Wu Xie as if drunk.
The smile in the black glasses became brighter: I agreed not to reveal my identity until the main tomb, that institution is not threatening at all, for this to reveal my identity...dumb, that woman is not a good person...
"Let's go." Ah'an stood up, and looked coldly at the shrinking encirclement, "Hey blind man."
"Deling!" The black glasses smiled and pressed the texture of the surrounding walls, and then there was another "click".
The people in the surrounding area all fell down.
Wu Xie blinked and watched as people fell from above, and finally had time to shout "Fuck!" and was gorgeously placed at the bottom as a backing board.
Zhang Qiling was a little far away from Wu Xie, so he didn't come in time to pull Wu Xie away.
"Fucking fat man, you woke up early and told you to lose weight, don't you understand, ouch, my old waist!" Wu Xie cursed unceremoniously at the heaviest fat man .
"Brother?" Fatty just stood up with an excited expression on his face, "Brother, you are finally here, your daughter-in-law is about to be killed by this blind man~"
"Fatty!" Wu Xie exploded in seconds!
Who told the young master whether he suffered or not!Wait, the point is not this!
"Master Fatty is straight!" Uh, before meeting Zhang Qiling, he added a guilty conscience.
No one is born gay.
Neither am I.
It's just that I just happen to like you.
And you and I are the same gender.
Turning around, my brother's face turned black...
Look, look, do you think homosexuality is disgusting...
Just be brothers.
Wu Xie, who was born on the sidelines, forced an awkward smile: "Shut up, fat man!"
In fact, Zhang Qiling's black face was facing the black glasses who jumped down lightly and had a mean smile on his face.
Fuck you fucked up my wife and I, you don't want to live anymore, do you!
"What about?" Li Bing was the first to ask.
Ah'an leaned against the wall in his spare time, and looked at Zhang Qiling with a smile: "This is the famous dumb Zhang, right?"
It's a pity that here is a Li Bing who just got out of the army and started this line of work, a decayed old man in the archaeological world, who doesn't even know what kind of ghost Zhang is.
Professor Gu lay down on the wall as soon as he came down, probably wishing he could lie down on it.
"It turns out that you are dumb, brother, don't be discouraged! Look at me, you have to live strong if you lose a leg, otherwise you will be sorry for those who tried their best to keep you alive!" The trouser leg lifted by Li Bing was obviously a prosthetic.
Zhang Qiling, who was considering whether to break Li Bing's hand on his shoulder or not, suddenly raised his head and glanced at Wu Xie.
That stupid boy's eyes turned red.
That's it.
Zhang Qiling raised his eyes indifferently, and pointed to the front with his oddly long fingers.
Even the black glasses were surprised now.
Yes, the person who staggered and swearing over from the front was obviously a gangster.
Wu Xie raised his head, his pupils constricted.
Ah An also looked unbelievable.
Only Li Bing and Professor Gu waved enthusiastically: "Here, here!"
"Damn it, who pushed me just now!" □□ saw that their faces were not very good-looking.
An's brows stretched out all of a sudden.
But to be followed by a person for so long without finding out, those people from the intelligence department should be dragged out and killed.
Wait, if it is a dumb Zhang, it seems that I can forgive it...
What about your backbone, girl!
"Then dumb Zhang is with us?" Ah An quickly put on a decent smile.
Zhang Qiling didn't even give her a look, and walked away decisively.
It quickly disappeared in the dark surroundings.
Wu Xie knew very well where the loneliness in her heart came from, so she had to pretend to be happy.
The black glasses still leaned over: "Yo, the third master has a resentful look on his face?"
"Heixia... Do you still want to chase after my little flower?"
When Wu Xie threatened, he was quite uncertain. After all, Xiao Hua's temperament was not something ordinary people could shake, let alone a small boss by the West Lake whose monthly income was negative.
The black glasses actually shut up.
Wu Xie suddenly felt that this guy was serious this time.
The fat man gritted his teeth hard and then simply sang: "The cold wind blows the fallen leaves..."
Then Wu Xie sincerely admired Li Bing's skill in being able to hear the songs he knew in the tone of the fat man's voice that was still incomplete.
Well, as soon as Li Bing opened his mouth, Wu Xie knew why!
The tunes of both of them have gone a long way!
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