fish street dad

The shark spirit searched for gold ore on the bottom of the sea for most of the day. When he dragged dozens of catties of ore ashore, he could smell the strange aroma of roasted bird eggs coming from his kitchen from a distance.

Throwing the ore he found onto his shoulders, the shark spirit carried the ore and walked back quickly. The closer it was, the stronger and more attractive the smell became, and he couldn't help but trot in the end.

"Uncle Sha, you're back? Huh! It's only been half a day, and you've found so many ores?" Bai Chunsheng looked at the large ore that the shark had unloaded from his shoulder and said in surprise.

"That's it!" The shark spirit seemed to have thought of something, and showed off proudly, "My island has good feng shui, and the broken stones can't be washed away by waves. They are all stored on the bottom of the sea, just mixed with other stones. It's a bit more troublesome to find."

"That's because there are circles of coral reefs outside the island. Even if the waves want to sweep away the ore from the seabed, they will be stopped by those coral reefs, right?"

"What dish do you cook that smells so delicious?" After exchanging a few pleasantries patiently, the shark spirit finally changed the topic to the part he was most interested in, with a pair of triangular eyes staring scorchingly at the stinging and stinging on the grill. Bubbled large shells.

"Oh, this, didn't my nephew just say that my uncle's meals are all covered by my nephew these days? I saw that my uncle must be tired of eating fish and shrimp in the nearby sea, so I thought about making some novel snacks. Give it to Uncle to taste. This is grilled abalone. Uncle eats the abalone inside first, and then we use the abalone shell to bake bird eggs. Just now, my father brought some wheat noodles from the boat. I will use it at night Let uncle make some stewed noodles with these shellfish."

As Bai Chunsheng said, the shark essence drooled, staring at the grilled abalone with eyes wishing to stick to it: "Is it grilled?"

"It's ready to eat." Bai Chunsheng took a bamboo tong, put two grilled abalones on the plate, the shark spirit couldn't wait to pick up the abalone meat inside, brought it to his mouth, and took a bite. Reluctant to part with the delicious taste in his mouth, he swallowed a piece of abalone meat with sweat profusely, and couldn't help but eat the next one.

Jiang Hong and Bai Ji have already eaten grilled abalone several times, and they have rich experience, so they are not in a hurry to eat it, let it cool down a little before swallowing it, and what they eat is the plump meat of the abalone.

After they finished eating the abalone meat, Bai Chunsheng recycled the leftover abalone shells and cracked three bird eggs in them one by one. Put the snail and clam meat on top, then add shredded ginger, minced garlic and barbecue sauce, the shark essence is watching so that the eyeballs almost pop out.

If he had known that this little bird egg could make such a delicacy, he would not have scared away those seabirds who came to the island to build their nests and lay their eggs.I really regret it!

The roasting speed of the bird eggs is very fast, it can be eaten in less than a minute after being beaten, and the operation is simple. Everyone has seen it once, and then they can’t wait for him to help. They hold the shells that they have emptied and are very interested Grilled, that's how barbecue is, it's delicious even if you bake it yourself.

Seeing that they were having fun by themselves, Bai Chunsheng took some more seasonings and made a big pot of spicy sea rainbow, stir-fried spicy snails, grilled razor clams with garlic, boiled barnacles in clear water, and a big pot of cold kelp shreds. The good clam meat and other shellfish meat are first fried in oil pan sauce and then braised in brown sauce. Finally, the half-cooked noodles are poured in to make a shellfish braised noodles.

The shark spirit looked at it very tangled, there were so many delicious ones, he didn't know which one to eat first.

However, he didn't dwell on it for too long. He had to eat the stewed noodles immediately after they were cooked, otherwise they would be mushy. Bai Chunsheng took out a stone bowl and gave each of them a portion. Stomach, most of what he prepares at night are shellfish that are hard to eat but not much meat, which is not enough for a sea monster with a large appetite like a shark spirit, so he deliberately made the stewed noodles first, first After eating the staple food, you will not be too hungry if you have something in your stomach, and then you can slowly taste the unique taste of small seafood.

Shark Jing is very happy when eating stewed noodles, but when eating small seafood, he is a little disgusted: "It's all shells, where is the meat?"

"You don't want to eat it? Then you go catch the fish and grill it yourself. Isn't there barbecue sauce here?" Seeing his disgusted look, Bai Ji dissatisfiedly put a plate of spicy sea rainbow that was originally placed in front of the shark spirit. dragged in front of himself.

He used to dislike these things for their thick shells and little flesh. Didn't he see that the three little ones in the family had never dug shells?That's because in the parenting scriptures of Jiang Hong and Bai Ji, shellfish are not included in their family's recipes. Of course, he doesn't think so now. Don't look at the shells with less meat, and the lack of meat also tastes like less meat. , Tsk!It's a pity that I forgot to bring some wine today, these chili-fried shells are good appetizers.

"Who said I don't want to eat it?" Shark spirit dragged the plate of spicy Haihong back in front of him angrily, stretched out his chopsticks and picked one up, the fried and braised Haihong completely opened The shell, the pale yellow shell meat is exposed, and you can eat one in one bite. The sea rainbow meat with the rich aroma of chili, garlic and braised sauce tastes very good. The shark essence can't put it down after one bite, one after another eat up.

Seeing this shark spirit enjoying the cooking skills of his mussels with peace of mind, Mr. Mao was already suffocating, but unfortunately he also knew the reason why his mussels were so obsessed with food. In the final analysis, this shark spirit is for him to do business in front of the emperor. Even so, seeing that shark spirit kept picking up and eating the biggest meaty sea rainbow, Master Cat still couldn't help stretching out his evil mouth. With the chopsticks, he quickly picked up some of the largest sea rainbows below, and put them into the bowl of his mussel as if nothing had happened.

Bai Ji also followed suit. Not only did he pick up Jiang Hong, but he also picked up vegetables for the three little ones in the family. How could a shark spirit beat so many monsters?After a while, the big bowl containing the spicy sea rainbow was empty, leaving only two or three empty shells lying desolately in the shallow soup.

"No more?" The shark spirit was very sad and angry.The agreed search for ore will take care of eating and drinking in these two days?What about the most basic trust between demons?

"And this." Bai Chunsheng stuffed a piece of fat Haihong meat into his mouth, and pushed the plate of grilled razor clams with garlic in front of him.

"What kind of weird thing is this? It's soft like a bug?" The shark spirit poked the soft white shellfish of the razor clam with the tip of his chopsticks in disgust, seriously considering whether to eat this bug-like thing, although the garlic paste The roasted taste is indeed very fragrant, but the shape of this shell called razor clam really makes the monster lose its appetite!

Before he finished tangling, once again, the chopsticks of several members of the Bai family divided up the few garlic-roasted razor clams on the plate at a speed that ordinary humans could not match. In the blink of an eye, the razor clams in the stone bowl were There are only a few skinny ones left.

Shark spirit: "..." There is no way to eat this meal!

"Try this?" Bai Chunsheng looked at the fat razor clams in his bowl, and silently moved a plate of stir-fried spicy snails to the shark essence.

This time, the shark spirit finally learned to be smart, and no longer cared about entanglement, and started to eat.He finally understood that when eating mussels with this family, he had to be cheeky and rush to eat them. If he was too slow, he could only eat the leftover shells.

Bai Chunsheng didn't really plan to send them away with just such a small amount of seafood. When they were almost finished eating, he took out the fish noodles that had been prepared earlier from one side, put them in boiling water and boiled them twice until they were cooked. After taking them out, Put two spoonfuls of mushroom sauce on the noodles, add some shredded kelp, and a handful of cooked clams, and you have a delicious and simple bowl of noodles.

Shark spirit: "..." I really want to detain this river mussel that can only cook, and he is willing to pay [-] catties of gold ore for it!

After eating, the shark spirit took out the gold ore found on the bottom of the sea today, wiped off the seaweed and coral polyps on the outside of the ore, and could vaguely see the golden light shining inside. The claws cut a smaller piece of gold ore, and the inside was golden. It seems that the gold content is not low, and it should be able to take it to the emperor.

"How is it? This gold ore is not bad? I don't know how many sea monsters wanted to occupy this island before, but they were all driven away by our sharks." He has been eaten by his ancestors a lot, and he is afraid of scaring his new friend who can cook.

That's right, from the shark's point of view, the group of monsters in front of them has been clearly divided into two types, one is the river mussels from the Bai family, and the other is Bai Chunsheng who can cook.

"Your family is able to guard such a large ore on the sea. If you change it to a monster, I'm afraid it will be eaten to the bone." Bai Ji sighed.The imperial court strictly forbids digging and smelting gold ore in private. Usually, he and Jiang Hong bring things to find shark spirits to exchange ore, and they sell them privately to a jewelry shop they know well. If it is mixed in for smelting, it is not eye-catching if the quantity is small, but the price is not too high.Fortunately, this place is the territory of the shark spirit. If it were another monster, its strength would have been snatched away.

"That's right! The ancestors of this gold mine belong to my Laosha's family. By the way, Laobai, I think your big man's craftsmanship is good. Do you want to consider remarrying your big man to me? Don't worry, follow me. In the future, he will have as much gold ore as he wants, and eat as much fish and shrimp in the sea as he wants, wouldn't it be happier than being in the mortal world?" The shark spirit couldn't wait to tell his plan to poach the corners of other people's houses.

You can't blame him for being too straightforward.

Their sea monsters are all like this. When they see what they like, they grab it. If they can beat them, they are their own. If their skills are not as good as others, they stop. However, the shark spirit feels that he is a civilized monster, so he decides to follow the example of human beings and find river clams first. The fine father begged for marriage.

Such a procedure right?

Of course it is wrong!Uncle Cat instantly went crazy!damn it!This clam belongs to meow!We're married, we've got cubs, does this shark want to fight?

Seeing that his cat master wanted to pounce on the shark spirit every minute, thinking that their plan to exchange for gold ore had not been completed, the clam spirit was so frightened that he quickly hugged his cat master, and at the same time turned his head with some twists. Looking at the shark spirit, he showed an apologetic smile——

"Uncle has lived at sea for a long time, so I'm afraid he doesn't know much about the customs on our shore. The monsters on our shore have different generations and it is absolutely forbidden to intermarry. You are my father's friend. You are my uncle in terms of seniority. We are two generations old. Inappropriate."

"Is there such a saying?" The shark spirit was a little confused.

"Yes, yes! You don't know, Lao Sha, the demons on the shore are very concerned about seniority. You and my Dalang are not in the same generation. It's not suitable!" Jiang Hong heard the shark spirit say that he wanted to marry his Dalang. The tea was sprayed out, and after a few violent coughs, he reluctantly opened his mouth to explain.

What are you kidding?His big man and the cat demon are living well, and they even have cubs. I'm afraid this shark spirit is not stupid, is he?He does know that sea monsters have the habit of stealing other people's things, but there is no need to be so hungry and thirsty that they even snatch other people's wives, right?

"That's right! It's not suitable for being inferior in seniority!" Bai Ji was stunned for a long while, and became a repeater for his son and daughter-in-law, and then emphasized dryly.

"Okay then!" The shark spirit was a little unhappy, thinking that the monster on the shore is simply a snake spirit disease, why can't they get married if they are inferior in seniority?He knew an old turtle who was thousands of years old, didn't he marry a little turtle who was hundreds of years old?How old are the two tortoises?I didn't expect that He Mu's family often walked on the shore, and they were all infected with the pedantic atmosphere of monsters on the shore. It's really pitiful!

"Daddy, are there other places in this sea that also have gold mines?" At night, the Hebeng family and the cat demon slept in an empty cave on the mountain. That shark spirit probably has no good intentions for Chun Sheng."

Jiang Hong and Bai Ji looked at him speechlessly, jealous whenever they were jealous, so why would they slander him behind his back?

However, the son-in-law still has to appease.After all, they never thought about letting their son remarry.

"Don't worry, our family is not the kind of family that always abandons you. Since Chunsheng has promised you, as long as you treat him well for the rest of your life, the two of you will never doubt your love, and no one will try to separate you." Jiang Hong comforted him.

"That's right! Besides, don't that shark guard guard such a big gold mine. In fact, this demon picks up like hell. Every time he asks us to buy something, he has to bargain. One time, he didn't want to give us gold ore, but he wanted to force pearls to pay us. Forget it, are our mussels lacking pearls?" Bai Ji seemed to have thought of something, and immediately angrily supported Jiang Hong.

Bai Chunsheng: "..."

"Daddy is right! That shark spirit just robbed me of roasted bird eggs to eat, too bad!" Baidi also yelled.

"That's true. Guarding a gold mine, but he can't even give it a gift." Bai Koon nodded. He remembered the gift that Wang Kunfeng gave him when he first met. It was a bag full of golden plum cakes!

Seeing that his father-in-law's family was talking ill of the shark spirit, Wang Kunfeng's gloomy face improved a lot.

However, after returning, this guy immediately wrote to Saburo who was far away in Qinghe, asking him to go to the Baijia Workshop to pass the letter on his behalf, saying that their customers in Donghai thought that the barbecue sauce was not spicy enough, and they wanted to add more peppers , the extra-spicy kind, Saburo had no doubts about him, so he immediately took the letter to find Crab Essence, specially ordered a batch of super spicy barbecue sauce and sent it to Donghai as the "final payment" they paid to Shark Essence.

Shark essence who almost got hemorrhoids from eating barbecue: "..."

After getting enough gold ore from Shark Jing to deal with the emperor, several members of the Bai family did not go back immediately. Anyway, they said that they went to sea for "a few days". The first thing is to find a relatively hidden island with enough fresh water near the East China Sea for hiding soldiers.

This is not easy to find. First, there are not many islands with fresh water and large enough area. Second, even if there are, many of them have already been occupied by other sea monsters, and they are all owned by them. The purpose is hidden, and it is not easy to bring people to the door to rob it. After searching for several days, I was not satisfied. Later, Baiji was flexible and said that if it was just because of fresh water, it is not necessary to find islands with fresh water. Find an island of a suitable size near the island where the Kraken lives. If you need drinking water, you can transport it to the island by boat. Anyway, it is just a temporary transfer station for hiding soldiers, and you don't want to stay for too long.

"Besides, there is a lot of wind and rain on the sea, and there are many people on the island. At that time, we can dig a big pit to store rainwater. The rainwater can be boiled and drinkable~" Jiang Hong added.

Bai Chunsheng: "..." He, a modern person, is really ashamed!All I could think about was what to do if there was no running water.

After solving the problem of drinking water, the range of islands available for them to choose was much larger. In the end, they selected an island near the island where the sea turtles lived. Although there was no fresh water on the island, it was ingeniously connected to the two islands. It is a huge submarine mountain range. When the tide recedes every morning and evening, the top of the submarine mountain range is exposed to the water, just enough for people to step on it to fetch water from the next island.

They had already negotiated with the old turtle and agreed to give it ten bags of brown rice totaling [-] catties every month in exchange for the permission of their people to go to the island to fetch fresh water once a day.

Anyway, the freshwater sea turtles and their family couldn't finish it, so instead of letting the freshwater flow into the sea in vain, it's better to exchange it for some brown rice. When they take human form, they also like to eat the rice and porridge made of brown rice.

Half a month later, when the "sightseeing group" returned to the shore, the two inner eunuchs were about to collapse. Maybe Prince Pinghai thought that His Majesty sent him here just to go out to sea for fun?Really took the princess to play at sea for half a month?

Holding the "sea souvenirs" rewarded to them by the prince and princess, the two inner eunuchs who worked hard and embezzled public funds felt like crying. They were ready to fight the prince, but they didn't care about power and status at all. I am interested, but I am very interested in taking the princess to play around... How are they going to secretly report to His Majesty?

In the end, a few words from the princess provided inspiration for both of them.

"The two inner eunuchs have worked really hard! It's just that I'm afraid I will trouble the two adults in the future. This concubine has been separated from her relatives since she was a child, and now she finally recognizes her relatives. The fathers want to take this opportunity to take me and the prince to visit the family. Relatives, friends and elders, it’s not good to not visit the elders at the door of the house, it would appear that the royal family is contemptuous and rude.”

"What the princess said is very true!" The two eunuchs suddenly realized, and instantly thought of how to report to His Majesty in secret. This matter is actually very simple. Taking the concubine to work near his mother's house, it's impossible for everyone to go to the door of the house, but not to visit the elders and relatives of the concubine's house, right?

Now that the concubine is married into the royal family, she is already considered a royal person. People will not say that the concubine's family education is not good, but that the royal family is arrogant and rude. Your majesty has always cherished face. If you think about it, even if your majesty comes personally, you will agree to take the concubine back to your hometown Meet the elders.

"It's great that the two adults can understand this concubine! This concubine happens to have something to ask the two adults for help." Bai Chunsheng smiled and picked up the gift list he ordered from the coffee table, "It's like this, the prince and I I didn't expect to meet the elders in my family, this... I didn't bring any belongings when I came here, I just bought a gift for the elders..."

Seeing Bai Chunsheng looking at them with embarrassment, the two eunuchs sighed inwardly. Others said that the former queen was not good to the eldest son of the half-demon. Now it seems that it is not only not good, it is simply harsh treatment!His Royal Highness the crown prince is rich in gold and jade, and every time he rewards the inner eunuch, it is an ingot of ten taels of gold. On the other hand, Prince Pinghai, who was also a descendant of the first queen, is so poor that the concubine is even anxious about buying gifts for the princess... ...This matter, they should talk about it in the secret report!

The two eunuchs looked at each other and had an idea in their minds: "Princess, don't worry. According to the regulations of the court, the royal family also has some offerings in the prefectures and counties. It's just that everyone was not familiar with the prince in the past. This..." The people below are very happy. I want to give a gift to the newly favored Prince Pinghai, but because of the rapid rise of this prince and his special background, everyone doesn't know the prince's temperament, so they don't dare to come out and give gifts. What about the crime of bribing a superior official?

They are not here during this time, there should be a lot of officials below to find out about the situation of these two inner eunuchs in private, and they must have given a lot of gifts, now the two inner eunuchs have received enough gifts by themselves, and I guess they are also worried about eating alone When it was revealed, it happened that Bai Chunsheng wanted something from them. The two looked at each other and smiled and "recommended" several local officials who were generous and willing to befriend princes to Bai Chunsheng.

Bai Chunsheng listened carefully, and agreed to spend the next two days to receive the family members of several local officials, and agreed to hold a banquet in honor of the governors of the prefectures and counties in three days.

Poaching the corners of the imperial court or something, anyway, they will soon become the wanted criminals of the imperial court, if they are not greedy for ink now, when will they be greedy for ink?

He also hoped to use these properties to buy a lot of rice grains and salt, mix them with gifts and bring them to the island to make military rations.