fish street dad

Although I don't know if I would try to stir up trouble in my previous life, but in this life, Bai Chunsheng feels that he should not think about getting married for the time being. After all, compared to the temptation of a girl, the temptation of money is obviously greater~ He wants to earn money to build a big house!He wants to buy a house and family property in the county and state capital!

This is his last persistence and glory as the second generation of demolition!

How could he dare to get married without more than a dozen houses around him?Don't have to spend money to support a family?The old son is unreliable, why not make more money while he is young?He doesn't believe in the idea of ​​raising children to protect the elderly. In his previous life, his gay friend was a policeman at the police station. Among the family disputes he intervenes in a year, at least [-] of the [-] are caused by his son not providing for the elderly. Of course. If he must give birth, he still wants a soft and cute little girl...

"What do you want to do? Have all the sweet potato stems been marinated? Have you chosen the location of the workshop? Have you recruited the workers and master craftsmen?" Bai Chunsheng shook off the unrealistic thoughts in his head, and devoted himself wholeheartedly. On to the great business of pickles!

Pickled sweet potato stems are actually very simple. After drying the cleaned sweet potato stems, sprinkle coarse salt evenly, rub them, then add chopped old garlic cloves and fresh green and red peppers, and put them in a jar. The weather is hot now, about It can be eaten in four or five days. When eating, cut the sweet potato stalks into sections, and then stir-fry them in soybean oil with the garlic cloves and pickled peppers inside. It is hot and sour and refreshing. It is especially appetizing in summer!

After the sweet potato stems were installed in the altar, Bai Chunsheng was worried that the mouth of the altar would be picked up by wild cats outside, so Bai Chunsheng moved all the jars into his room, leaning against the bottom of the wall, with big stones pressed on it to seal it. Seeing that it was still early for dinner, he simply took a change of clothes and ran to the back of the house under the big locust tree, intending to take a bath in the river.

I remember that when he was a child, every time he went back to his hometown with his grandma, what he liked to do most in summer was to soak in the small river ditch in the countryside. The spring water flowing down from the mountains was very clear, and the ditch was not deep, and the deepest part only reached his waist. A group of children were sometimes naughty, so they took the trouble to move large stones, temporarily built a dam where the river passed by, stored the mountain spring flowing from the upper reaches, and used the terrain to turn it into a small natural swimming pool. Soaking in it on a hot day is simply too much to think about.

Now that I am older, of course it is impossible for a group of boys to "meet each other honestly" like when I was a child. Bai Chunsheng chose to go out at this time because the ordinary people who go to work and go out to chop firewood Chopping firewood, the housewives at home were also busy with their day's work, so they seized the time to hide in the house and do some needlework. There were few people by the river, so he could have a good time soaking.

I can't blame him for being so delicate, the main reason is that this body is too delicate now, dare Nima be more delicate than a girl?He just pickled a few sweet potato stalks with coarse salt, and the place where his hands were connected to his arms suddenly became red and swollen, which looked very scary.

Worried that Aunt Wang and Zhou Youqing were worried when they saw it, he could only cover his hands and arms with a bath towel, saying that he was sweating from the heat of work, and went to take a bath in the river behind.He, a big man, said he was going to take a bath, so the two ladies naturally didn't feel embarrassed to ask any more.

Since Wang Kunfeng came back from cutting sweet potato vines, he disappeared under the pretext of being busy with business. In fact, he turned his head and rubbed secretly to the river. The stench of the rotten mud pond is lingering, and the whole cat can't get better!

Because he was in a bad mood, after cleaning the hair on his body, Mr. Cat lazily lay on the branch of the big pagoda tree that stretched obliquely towards the water. The scorching sun above his head shone through the thick branches and leaves of the pagoda tree. The warm sun made the cat drowsy, and the damp tail was dangling below. It was slowly dried by the temperature in the air in the summer breeze, and became fluffy and soft again. .

Just as he was drowsy from the sun, a familiar smell suddenly came from the tip of his nose.

His squinted eyes opened slightly, and sure enough, he saw the figure of the mussel appearing on the steps under the old locust tree.

only……

he is injured?

Seeing the frightening redness and swelling on the creamy snow skin, the big tabby cat stood up silently, looking down at the unconscious clam spirit below.

Probably because it was covered with a cloth towel on the way here, the redness and swelling on its hands and arms became more and more serious, and it was frightening to see. The big tabby cat narrowed its eyes dangerously, and was about to jump down to question this stupid river clam. How did you get hurt, and suddenly remembered that if I just jumped like this, what should I say?

Transform directly into a human form?But when he came out just now, all his clothes were left at home, should he stand naked in the water and reprimand him?That's too embarrassing, right?

Just maintain the original shape and reprimand this river clam?

With a fluffy and chubby cat face, he can't put on the serious look and expression he should have, okay?Don't ask him why he is so clear!When he was a child, every time he used his original form to get angry at his nurse, only the young nurse greeted him with an idiot-like face holding his head and kissing... The nurse at that time was not as stable as she is now.

cough!It may also be because Saburo's original form looks more tactile... In short!Uncle Cat will never allow himself to be kissed and touched by his future husband! (It’s almost the same in human form~)

While hesitating, Bai Chunsheng quickly took off his clothes and dived into the bottom of the water.

The river water was crystal clear, and the mussels returned to the water, as if they should have lived in the water, like a fish in water, but it was just like that, with white skin like snow, almost the whole body blended into the river water, and some long hair Swaying in the water like water plants, she is so flirtatious as to be a life-threatening water demon... No!He is the water demon!

Unknowingly, Mr. Cat's footsteps moved from one end of the branch to the other. He almost fell headlong without paying attention. He frantically stabilized his figure. In a blink of an eye, he couldn't find the mussel. up.

Unhappy, Uncle Cat scratched the branch under his paw, thought for a while, ran down the tree quickly, and ran towards the house along the eaves under the tree.

"Oh! Dalang, why did you become a cat again?" Aunt Wang looked up and saw her eldest son jumping down from the eaves with a displeased face. She walked over helplessly and picked up the big tabby cat. He hugged him in his arms and smoothed his fur until the big cat made a purring sound, and then he held his son in front of his eyes, "Are you fighting with other cats again? I told you not to bully those wild cats, they are also pitiful. In your hand..."

The big tabby cat bit Aunt Wang's finger on his forehead.

"Okay, okay, don't be naughty, mother, go into the house and change your clothes. In the evening, Chunsheng said that he would invite our family to eat meat buns wrapped in sweet potato leaves. This is the first time I have heard that sweet potato leaves can also be used to wrap meat buns." It’s a steamed stuffed bun.” Aunt Wang put her son down chatteringly, and the big tabby cat got impatient with the nurse’s nagging, and quickly disappeared under the eaves.

When he came out again, Wang Kunfeng, who had recovered his human form, had the standard cold and serious face of Yujie Yiba.

"Mother, what did Chunsheng do at home just now?"

"I didn't do anything, isn't it just the sweet potato vines you cut for him? Youqing and I saw that there were too many sweet potato vines, so we went over to help pick the sweet potato stalks and make pickles for Chun Sheng."

"anything else?"

"After picking, I went to show her the tricks in Youqing's room. Mother also knows that there is a secret recipe for Chunsheng's kimchi, otherwise it would be so delicious? When he started making kimchi, Youqing and I He hid in the house and didn't dare to go out. This kid is also big-hearted. He finally got the secret recipe, and it's not easy to hide it. He just made it in the yard. You can remind him later that there are many evil-minded people in this world. Now, maybe I just lay down on the wall and learn his recipes, and it won't be too late for him to cry!"

"Mother~ Chunsheng's courtyard wall is full of fairy thorns, how can ordinary people climb up? Think about it carefully, did Chunsheng encounter anything that shouldn't be touched?"

"What's wrong with Chunsheng?" Aunt Wang finally heard the worry and anger in her son's tone.

"I was basking in the sun on the big locust tree behind their house just now, and I happened to see Chun Sheng go to take a bath. His hands and forearms were all red and swollen. He must have touched something!"

"Oh~ I remembered when you said that. I saw some tiger thorn grass mixed with the sweet potato vine just now. The grass is covered with fine fluff. It doesn't matter if ordinary people get some. Child, once you touch this thing, you will get rashes all over your body... ",

Before Aunt Wang finished speaking, she saw Wang Kun rushing out like a gust of wind.

"This child..." Aunt Wang sighed, needless to say, she must have gone to look for Chun Sheng, she really forgot her mother with a daughter-in-law!

Aunt Wang's guess was right. Wang Kunfeng went straight to the big locust tree opposite when he left the door. He didn't bother to search for the mussel at the bottom of the river when he got there. He just stood on the stone steps and shouted: "Bai Chunsheng!" , Your clothes have been stolen!

Bai Chunsheng really hid his clothes under the stone steps. He had been playing under the water for a long time, and now he was trying to apply the mud from the river to the red and swollen areas on his hands. He remembered hearing it in the countryside before. An earthen prescription, said that if the hands are red and swollen with chili peppers, it will be much better after applying mud for a while. He thought about it, but he didn't touch anything else today. Less kimchi, how can there be no allergies?

There must be something wrong with the peppers I bought today!

While applying it, I heard someone yelling that my clothes were stolen, so what's the matter?Could it be that he was allowed to go back in a pair of shorts in broad daylight?

At the moment, the layer of mud that had just been applied on his arm was ignored, he plunged into the river, and immediately swam back to the stone steps where he hid his clothes. When he looked up, he saw Wang Kunfeng standing there with a gloomy face. There, looking at him expressionlessly.

Bai Chunsheng shrunk his neck involuntarily. This feeling was like secretly reading a novel in the back row of the classroom at night, only to be caught by the head teacher hiding behind... that feeling!Really unforgettable!

Director Wang Kunfeng sneered: "Have you had enough fun? It seems that I was really worrying for nothing. You don't seem to want your pig's trotters anymore. Why don't I chop them up for you, so I can cook a pot of river in the evening?" Try the clam meat."

"Well, I, I just accidentally touched some chili..." Bai Chunsheng hid his hands behind his back with a guilty conscience. For some reason, he was scared when he saw the stern face of Mr. Mao.

"Then it seems that the pepper you bought this time is hotter than the mountain pepper you bought last time?" Wang Kunfeng squatted down, pulled his arm from behind him, and poked the red rash already with his strong index finger. Position, "Is this pepper or poison? Look at the burnt arm, is it almost cooked?"

"Oh~ Don't pinch it! It hurts!" Bai Chunsheng grinned at the spot where the red rash was poked.This person has such a cheap temper, when no one cares, even if his arm is broken, he can still bite his teeth to fix it, once someone is caring, even if he scratches his skin, he will shout earth-shatteringly.

"Put on your clothes soon?" Wang Kunfeng took out the hidden clothes from behind with a cold face, stretched them open, wrapped them up roughly for him, pursed his lips, turned around and squatted on the ground .

Bai Chunsheng:? ?

"Come up soon? I'll send you to Jishi Medicine Hall!"

"Eh~ Brother Kun, my hands are swollen, but my legs and feet are still fine... Okay! It may be a bit heavy, if you can't carry me on your back, just put me down." Seeing Wang Kunfeng's increasingly gloomy picture Face, Bai Chunsheng shrunk his neck, and instantly fell into a panic, and climbed onto Uncle Cat's back in a gentle manner, with two swollen pig's hoofs hanging loosely on Uncle Cat's shoulders.

"Hold my neck!"

"No need? Haha~ Everyone is a man, this action is too girly... Oh, I'll go!" Before Bai Chunsheng could finish his sentence, there, the impatient cat uncle was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, whoosh Bai Chunsheng jumped up to the eaves with a loud bang, and he jumped up in fright, and hurriedly threw his arms around Uncle Cat's neck.

Uncle Cat loosened his frown in satisfaction, and then looked at the pair of red pig's trotters hanging around his neck with a displeased expression. He had imagined the appearance of these slender and white arms embracing him ten thousand times. There has never been a time like this... so angry that I want to scratch someone!

Dr. Mao saw his master personally bring someone to see him twice in a month. It is almost certain that this clam spirit whose hands are swollen into pig's hooves should be his master's life partner.

The master is a half-demon, and life-long events are difficult problems. Among the demon clan, the half-demon bloodlines have always been rejected by the pure-blooded demon clan. Companion.In the human race, when mortals marry demons with impure bloodlines, the probability of giving birth to offspring of mixed blood is extremely high. He would not choose to marry his own child to a half-demon.

The master has been an adult for a long time, but he has never revealed the intention of getting married. They all thought that the master would never get married in this life, they didn't expect it!It seems that it's not that the master doesn't want to get married, it's just that he has never met the person who makes his heart flutter.

The way Dr. Mao looked at Bai Chunsheng could be regarded as kind!

Good boy!The two male children are together, so there is no need to worry about the problem of impure bloodlines of the offspring, and the palace will not interfere too much if they think about it.After all, if two male monsters are together, how can there be any offspring?

"It's the velvet needles of tiger thorn grass." Dr. Mao carefully looked at the red, swollen and rashed areas, quickly reported the names of a few herbs, and asked the medicine boy in the store to prepare the herbs, crushed them and applied them to the swollen areas , wrapped in two layers of muslin cloth, "change the dressing every morning and evening, and the muslin cloth wrapped in it will also be changed, and I will give you two decoctions for clearing away heat and reducing fire. Do not touch the place where the medicine is applied. Can be cured."

"You can't touch the water? Then how can you take a bath?" Bai Chunsheng wailed, keeping a clam spirit out of the water for several days would kill him!Do you want to be so miserable?

"I'll wash it for you." Wang Kunfeng held the prepared medicinal herbs and muslin cloth in his hands, and asked the staff from the medicine hall to drive over in a mule cart to take Bai Chunsheng home.

"Oh, have you developed to the point where you can take a bath for shopkeeper Bai? It seems that we are not far away from having a wedding." Dr. Mao was delighted to hear that, and he was already secretly thinking about what wedding gift he should prepare for his master. No, send some fun pills?

Dr. Mao silently drew up a list of gifts in his mind, all of which were idioms that must be filtered out by the censorship of a certain danmei website...

Over there, Mr. Cat sent shopkeeper Bai back home. It was already dark, and the steamed buns with sweet potato leaf meat that he had ordered naturally ended up without a problem. Looking at Dr. Mao's hands wrapped into two big rice dumplings, Bai Chunsheng sighed and could only obey. According to Wang Kunfeng's arrangement, they went to the shop and asked them to make some simple food and bring them back for a makeshift meal.

While eating, Xie Huang saw his hands wrapped into rice dumplings, and wanted to feed him, but was pulled back by Shang Qiulu.

"Qiu Lu, what are you doing? Didn't you see the shopkeeper's hands are like that? I'll feed him!" Xie Huang struggled twice.

"I'm afraid that after you feed the shopkeeper, you should go eat the Qingming meal by yourself." Shang Qiulu dragged away the desperate crab spirit with no expression on his face.

"You eat this!" Uncle Cat looked at the dishes on the table, pushed the plates aside unhappily, chose a bowl of porridge, took the smallest piece of kimchi with chopsticks and put it in the bowl, and fed it Spoon the porridge, and give Bai Chunsheng a lick of kimchi, lest he can't eat the porridge alone.

"Doctor Mao said that before the wound heals, avoid meat, salty and spicy food, and cold food." Seeing his pain from eating, Mr. Cat explained it kindly.

"Did Doctor Mao say you should avoid panting?" Bai Chunsheng, who was half-starved but only got half a bowl of porridge, was almost pissed to death by this domineering cat monster.He has been busy since noon until now, he is so hungry that his chest sticks to his back, let alone a big meal, at least give him a bowl of rice?

"Eat porridge first, or drink medicine first?" Uncle Cat looked at the rather uncooperative patient coldly.

The patient shut up and drank the porridge obediently.When he ate the last bite, taking advantage of Uncle Cat's unpreparedness, Bai Chunsheng quickly opened his mouth, and bit off more than half of the piece of pickle that was tasteless after he licked it, adding a little bit of saltiness to his mouth with satisfaction.

Looking at the smug mussel spirit, Mr. Cat pursed his lips. It was rare that he didn't reprimand him. He wiped his mouth with a wet cloth and said coldly, "I'll come to feed you in half an hour. Drink your medicine." He closed the door and went out.

"Xiao Xie! Qiulu!" Bai Chunsheng yelled out twice at the top of his voice, Xie Huang and Shang Qiulu hurriedly put down their work and came in.

"Are you hungry, shopkeeper? That Wang Dalang is too much! He ate all the five boiled eggs I cooked for you! I'll give you a bowl of porridge!" But he saved it for Bai Chunsheng through his teeth!

"It's not a bowl of porridge...it's half a bowl! Xiaoxie, I'm so hungry..." Bai Chunsheng felt aggrieved.Although he doesn't like to eat boiled eggs very much, what else is there to choose when a person is hungry?

"Shut up! The doctor said that the shopkeeper has been poisoned by tiger thorn grass. Before the wound heals, don't touch greasy, meaty, cold things." Shang Qiulu pushed the crab essence aside, looked around, He took out a biscuit from his sleeve, and stuffed it secretly into Bai Chunsheng's hands, "I've asked, this biscuit is not a hair product, it can be eaten, but you can't eat too much, you should fill your stomach first."

Bai Chunsheng looked at the pancake, which was only about the size of two eggs, sighed, took it silently, and ate it with great care.

"Speaking of which, shopkeeper, how could you be poisoned when you are so good? Could it be that someone deliberately poisoned you because of the good business of our restaurant?" Xie Huang asked worriedly.

"What nonsense? Tiger thorn grass is not a strong poison, and it can't kill people. I guess it was mixed in some vegetables. The shopkeeper accidentally touched it. In addition, he is a water demon, and his skin is thicker than ordinary people. Sensitive, so red and swollen."

Shang Qiulu was born in the secret guard of the royal palace, and he also has some research on common herbs. Although he is not as proficient as Dr. Mao, he is more aware of unpopular harmful things like tiger thorn grass than ordinary doctors. Naturally, I know that some people with delicate skin will feel red, swollen and itchy once they touch the velvet needles of tiger thorn grass, but it will not be fatal. If you apply suitable herbs to the red and swollen area, you will be cured within seven days, and it will not be fatal. What will be left behind.

"That's good! The shopkeeper, don't go to the shop these few days. We have learned those dishes, so it's okay if you don't go. I'll bring you two more noodles when the morning market is over tomorrow." Cake!" Xie Huang knew that someone hadn't intentionally murdered him, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to feel sorry for the shopkeeper who was going hungry every day during his recuperation.

"Put two more kimchi in the pancake~" Bai Chunsheng looked at Xie Huang pitifully.

"It's only two yuan!" Xie Huang glanced at Shang Qiulu with a guilty conscience, leaned closer and whispered, "If it's too much, Wang Dalang's guy will find out, and he won't be able to take anything with him from now on."

Bai Chunsheng: o(╥﹏╥)o