fish street dad

Bai Chunsheng woke up with a familiar itching.

Hearing Uncle Yulin said that he was allergic again, River Mussel immediately burst into tears.

Nima God, are you playing with me?From the second-generation demolition man who owns real estate worth hundreds of millions of provincial capitals to a penniless clam spirit, didn't I just complain to you, old man?As for retaliating against me by adjusting my new body to an "allergic constitution"?right!This is revenge!I want to draw a circle and curse you!

I was trying my best to practice witchcraft in my heart, when I saw his master cat come in with a smile that made me feel very guilty at first sight.

The mussel spirit immediately forgot the itching on his body.

Allergies are already normal for him, but is Master Cat going to be abnormal?

"You're finally back? Can you go back? Labor and capital are starving to death!" Uncle Yulin is very virtuous. As a foodie, he refuses any royal meals that are superficial!If you don't eat, don't eat!

"Let's go, let's go back to the post house!" Uncle Cat hugged his own mussel in his arms even with the splendid imperial quilt, and walked straight to the palace bestowed by His Majesty, which was regulated by the prince. It stands to reason that if he sits with the river clam, he is overstepping, but, who cares?Labor and management are happy!If you don't accept it, go to His Majesty and hit a pillar!

Uncle Yulin saw that the emperor was very lenient, so he walked in shamelessly. It was getting late, and he was so hungry that he wanted to go to the imperial garden to catch fish to eat. If he walked out of the palace like this, he would faint at the gate of the palace.

Bai Chunsheng silently glanced at Uncle Yulin who was sitting in the car, dare to be so cheeky?Do you know what a light bulb is?

He still has a lot to say to his cat master, but now that Uncle Yulin has come in, he can't say a word.

Outside the palace gate, He Lianji saw that the three of them came out safely and brought several carts of rewards, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief with Saburo who had been waiting here early, and the group didn't mention it since they returned to the post house.

The people in the inn are all good people. Yesterday I saw that they were dressed in rags, so I ignored them. Today I heard that they entered the palace to thank you, and they brought out so many valuables from His Majesty and Empress. As if seeing his parents, he helped them unload their things, and then asked if they wanted hot water and food.

It's a pity that the food in the post house is very rough, even if they don't eat pigs, they don't even eat it.Immediately, I asked for some hot water to wash, and the casual person took the money, went to the restaurant outside to set up two tables, waited for the meal to come back, and rewarded the waiter in the post with some broken money, and then closed the door and used it. Don't mention the meal.

After eating, Saburo originally wanted to talk to his eldest brother and sister-in-law about Concubine Xian, but seeing that his eldest brother and sister-in-law seemed to be absent-minded, he could only hold back and planned to wait until everyone was not busy tomorrow.

"Tell me! Your Majesty summoned you alone today, what did you say?" Bai Chunsheng wrapped in the queen's quilt fixedly looked at him.

"How do you know?" Uncle Cat looked at him. When he was summoned alone by His Majesty, wasn't this guy still unconscious?

"Hmph! Of course it was Uncle Huang who told me, say! Does Your Majesty despise me as a wild monster without father and mother, and wants to give you another marriage?" This is what Uncle Yulin told him. Lian Ji is in love, but because of He Lian Ji's identity, he dare not make it public, cough!As a top killer with outstanding professional ability, He Lianji had actually assassinated many dignitaries in the court before he knew Uncle Yulin. His enemies were all over the court and the public. If he dared to confess him, he might not be married yet He Lianji was about to be arrested and beheaded.

Also because of this, the Supreme Emperor and the Empress Dowager often arranged blind dates for him, and even forcibly bestowed marriages on him. In the matter of bestowing marriages, the emperors of all dynasties really sinned deeply!I don't know how many lovers have been broken up!The emperor's uncle was afraid that his nephew and daughter-in-law would suffer, so he sold his own nephew as soon as he woke up.

"Where are you thinking?" Seeing his serious face, Uncle Mao thought he knew about his deal with His Majesty, and he was still a little guilty, but now he heard that what he said was actually about this matter, he immediately walked away dumbfounded In the past, he hugged him tightly through the quilt, and kissed him lovingly.

"You can still kiss me like this?!" The clam spirit broke down and struggled desperately. Although he didn't have a mirror, he still had hands!He had touched it by himself just now, and the red spots on his face were densely packed and very scary, almost like a toad, how on earth could Master Cat kiss him?

"Chunsheng...no matter what you look like, I like it!" Master Mao didn't know what provocative skills he had highlighted, and what came out of the blue was a sweet little love story.

The river oyster was stunned for a moment, and was kissed a few more times by him, then hugged him in his arms contentedly, and called him a few more words.

"What's wrong with you today? Did your majesty tell you something? Can I know?" Bai Chunsheng felt a little uncomfortable being hugged by him. After struggling twice but not breaking free, he simply leaned against his arms, breathing with familiarity. It smelled of water vapor and sunlight, and my nose couldn't help but feel a little sore, "Is His Majesty really going to give you a marriage?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? I am a famous county king, a dignitary in the capital, which family is willing to marry their daughter to me?" Master Cat couldn't help rubbing his family's mussels. Take the clam in your sleeve!

"There are no rich and powerful children, so there are so many beautiful court ladies? They must be very willing to become the princess of the county?" After all, compared with the court ladies, the princess of the county who is not favored is also a princess!

"Okay, okay, let me tell the truth. If I don't say anything else, I'm afraid I'm going to sleep in the guest room tonight." Uncle Mao sighed, took out the half tiger talisman from his sleeve pocket, and slowly summoned His Majesty today alone All the words he said came out in full detail.

He never thought of hiding anything from him, because he knew that their family He Mu was not an ordinary weak woman, let alone a country girl who was ignorant of the world in their eyes.

Sure enough, Bai Chunsheng raised his eyebrows when he heard that the emperor wanted him to take an army of half-demons to attack the coastal islands.

"Are you stupid? You can agree to this kind of thing? If this tiger talisman is so easy to pick up, and the ready-made job of cracking the earth to seal the marquis, the rich and powerful children of this dynasty may have already fought for it. Will it be your turn, an unfavored nominal county king?"

"Also, you told me before that half-demon blood is easy to go berserk, and there is no trace to follow. The imperial court recruited so many half-demon soldiers at once. It's okay if nothing happens. If something happens during the march, At that time, there will be no need for enemy troops to attack, and you will be in a mess yourself!"

"Which bastard came up with such a bad idea?" River Mussel said angrily.

"His Majesty……"

Bai Chunsheng: "..." Pretend I didn't say it!

"Chunsheng, if I can, I don't want to take this tiger talisman. I know better than you how difficult this road is, but I'm afraid we can't let this matter go." My arms tightened, and the smell of herbs smeared on the rash came from the tip of my nose, and I just felt peaceful in my heart.

"Actually, on the way back, I once thought that I don't know if I can come back alive during this expedition, so I might as well call off the engagement with you!"

"you dare?!"

"Yes, I dare not, and I don't want to!" Uncle Cat smiled, rubbing his chin on his shoulder, "So, Chun Sheng, let's get married as soon as possible? Even if it's only one day, one month, one year, I want to let You become my princess and I want the best life for you."

"Royal Father promised me that no matter what happens in this battle, he will guarantee you, Ai, Saburo, and the wet nurse a safe and prosperous life. After the war, you can bring Ai to live in the general's mansion in the imperial city, or you can Take them back to Qinghe, which is my fiefdom, and my father promised me that if I'm not here..."

"Shut up!" Bai Chunsheng pinched his lips, as if pinching a Koda duck, but the circles of his eyes turned red involuntarily, and there was a small flame in his beautiful eyes, "If you dare to have an accident, believe it or not, I will take it with you!" Use your property to remarry?"

"Except for Shang Qiulu, everything else is fine..." Uncle Mao paused and emphasized unwillingly.

"Shang Qiulu? Why do you mention him so well?"

"Huh!" Uncle Cat snorted coldly, he didn't want to tell this guy at all, in Zhengyang Palace today, the boy Shang Qiulu looked at his family's mussels, and wanted to stick to him!

"Don't worry, she is now a celebrity in front of His Royal Highness, and has a bright future in the future. Let alone a girl from a powerful family, it is always no problem to marry a girl from a wealthy family. Don't change the subject! Tell me! Why did you answer?" Under the Tiger Talisman?"

"Okay! I'm just not reconciled..." Uncle Cat thought for a while and decided to lie.

"They are all the sons of my father. Why should they be princes and I am the county king? Can birth really determine everything? My father has promised me that if this battle is won, he will make me a prince and order Zhengdong to be a prince." military."

"At that time, we will have the military power in our hands. Let's see who dares to bully you like today?"

"Then there's no need to become a prince, right? Besides, the empress just made things difficult for us a little bit. At worst, we won't come again next time. Life matters, what's wrong with being wronged?" Bai Chunsheng still wanted to let his family Master Cat returned the deadly Tiger Talisman to the Emperor.

His cat master raises himself!There is no need for others to pretend to be kind!

What is the promise to give them a lifetime of glory and wealth, what is the point of wanting these things outside of the body?

"Do you have something else to hide from me?" As if thinking of something, Bai Chunsheng grabbed his cat master's cat ears with a bad expression, "Be honest and be lenient!"

If it was usual, Master Cat would have been stuck to it if he was caught by the ear, but tonight, maybe he really had something on his mind, he actually gave up such a good opportunity to eat the mussel and let him grab it. twisting his ears.

His abnormal appearance made Bai Chunsheng unable to help but turn into rubbing, and couldn't help but feel distressed: "Just tell me what you have, don't tell me I look like a monster who can't handle things?"

"Hey! It's okay to tell you what to say. Even if my father doesn't give me this tiger talisman today, I have already planned to take you to Hanlan country to settle down."

"Father didn't tell me the truth today. He wanted to send people to attack Hanlan Country, not only because Hanlan Country's market disturbed me towards the coast, but because Hanlan Country occupied the strait, and the white veins in the sea Bei cannot be salvaged and transported to the palace."

"I also discovered it by accident. It turns out that in the past 100 years, more and more half-demon children have been born by the royal family members. The imperial physicians found that only by making pregnant women eat more white-patterned shellfish from Hanlan Kingdom can they have a bigger baby." Chances of giving birth to pure blood offspring."

"However, the white-striped shellfish is extremely rare. It is a rare shellfish produced under the coral bushes in the shallow waters of the coast of Hanlan Country. The white-striped shellfish produced in Hanlan Country every year is only a few thousand catties, and I am not enough to eat it. Let alone selling it to other countries?"

"So, His Majesty sent you to attack the Hanlan Kingdom, in fact, to snatch the white-striped shells that help the royal family continue the bloodline?"

"No, my father only ordered me to assist the general in capturing the Hanlan country. He didn't tell me about Bai Wenbei. Probably, there must be some other trustworthy people to do it."

Bai Chunsheng was speechless immediately, what kind of father is this?Is it dear?Their master cat is not a wild cat picked up by the emperor from outside, right?

"Actually, that's fine. Anyway, we don't need to worry about the heirs. They want the white-patterned shell. The reason why I dare to take this tiger talisman is not because I am not afraid of death, but because I know Your Majesty will definitely win it this time. I am definitely not the only one leading the Eastern Expedition Army, so why not take a risk, if we win, we will have no worries for the rest of our lives, if we lose..."

"Don't fight desperately if you lose? Escape secretly, let's set up a meeting place, then I will take my sister-in-law and wet nurse to meet you secretly, and let's go to an overseas desert island to be wild cats!" Bai Chunsheng Hastily emphasized.

"Pfft~ I think so too, Chun Sheng, I don't want to die, and I don't want you to marry another demon. I took that tiger talisman because Dr. Mao once told me that the white-patterned shell can not only make pregnant women give birth The heirs with pure blood can also allow Ah Ji to recuperate his body and help Ah Ji to transform smoothly... Do you remember the time when Saburo transformed into a form? I was out on a business trip for a while, and I went to Hanlan Country to get a Some white-patterned shellfish came back for Sanlang to eat."

"Then why didn't you say it sooner?" Regarding the matter of Ah Ji's transformation, the risk is worth it!Bai Chunsheng couldn't care less about other things at the moment, and focused on helping his cat master with his advice.

"If it is like last year, white-patterned shells can still be smuggled from the people, but for some reason, this year Hanlan Kingdom listed white-patterned shells as royal tributes and strictly prohibited ordinary people from fishing in the sea. There is no way to break through the border between the two countries, if not, why would I take the risk of taking this tiger talisman?"

"So, what you said just now were all acting for His Majesty's people?" Bai Chunsheng suddenly realized.

"If that wasn't the case, how could he believe me?" Wang Kunfeng sneered, "Chun Sheng, don't look at the queen's aggressive appearance today, in fact, if you talk about it, your majesty is far more ruthless than the queen. You and Ah Xie stay in the imperial city, you must remember, don’t enter the palace at will, push if you can, if you really can’t, then ask the prince to accompany you into the palace, you know?"

"Can't I go with you?" Bai Chunsheng was a little bored. This kind of feeling of asking friends to go to the front to kill the enemy while hiding in the back to eat and drink is simply disgusting!

"Be obedient~ If you and Auntie don't stay here, His Majesty will definitely not let me lead the army to leave." Wang Kunfeng rested his forehead on the shoulder of his own family and apologized in a low voice, "I'm sorry, let You go deep into the dangerous situation, but, Auntie is about to reach the age where she can transform into form, I can't wait..."

"What are you talking about? Isn't Auntie my sister?" Bai Chunsheng lowered his head, bit his shoulder bitterly, and grinded his teeth there through his clothes, "It's better to get married earlier, so that you won't be caught by that Han Lan." Foreign girls from China have been hooked up!"

"I don't love girls, I only love my white, tender and easy-to-eat little mussels." After talking about the matter, Wang Kunfeng's mood improved a lot, and he hugged his mussels in his arms, a pair of big Zhang dishonestly began to crack the shells, ready to enjoy the fresh and delicious river mussels.

"Keep your voice down! Sanlang is right next door!" Bai Chunsheng's whole body became limp from being touched by those big hot palms, and she couldn't help begging softly, "Go to the couch!"

Uncle Mao picked up his husband in a good manner, walked to the bed in a few steps, put him down, and untied his clothes in two or three strokes.

The clam couldn't help but closed its eyes tightly.

But there was no movement anymore.

When he opened his eyes, he saw his cat master holding a small porcelain bowl with a serious face. The porcelain bowl contained more than half of the bowl of light green herbal puree, exuding a faint aroma of crushed green grass.

"Mr. Mao said that your symptoms cannot be cured, so we can only use this herbal medicine to get rid of the rash first. He has already tried to find a way, but this is a good excuse for us. From now on, the empress will call you into the palace. You said that you are very sensitive to the fragrance powder in the palace, you will get a rash when you touch it, think about it, after today's experience, she will not dare to invite you into the palace again."

"Then my illness is worth it, come on! Apply the medicine earlier, I'm going to sleep!" He stretched his limbs and lay flat on the bed, asked his cat master to help, and painted himself into a mini version Hulk.

Wang Kunfeng was right. After today's farce, the empress might not call his family's mussel into the palace in a short time. Of course, this woman who seems to be mentally ill can't care about it at the moment. It's bad luck to find them online, and I can't even protect myself~

"I remember that I said that I must never wrong a few children. The empress swears, and the words are still in my ears, what? Now my words are no longer valid in this harem?" To appease the eldest son, the emperor went straight to Zhengyang with displeasure. Fortunately, he still remembered to save some face for his original wife, the queen, and only attacked her after the scene was cleared.

"Your Majesty, my concubine was almost poisoned today..." the queen retorted with a pale face.

"Is it poisoning? Didn't the imperial doctor have a conclusion after seeing it? Why stop Dalang from taking the children away? Do you know that the child almost died today?"

"My queen has always been kind, when did she become so vicious?"

The emperor's last words were like a thunderbolt, which struck the queen's head. The queen, who was still calm and pleading just now, fell to her knees in an instant.

How did she forget?This one in front of him is the emperor who would kill his own younger brother with his own hands in order to regain the throne!He was no longer the gentle man who would gently coax her when he saw her cry.He is the king of the world, what he needs is not an explanation, but absolute obedience!

"The concubine takes orders!" The queen was stunned for a while, then smiled wryly, and kowtowed respectfully.

"Empress must remember that you are the master of the harem, and you are the mother of the world. Naturally, you must set an example for all women in the world. You must not be jealous, and you must be fair to my children!" The emperor saw that she understood him. Then, he smiled with satisfaction, "I'm afraid Concubine Xian is still thinking about Sanlang's coming today. I'll sit in the past, and I won't be here at night. Empress, let's rest earlier!"

"Concubine, send off Your Majesty!"

In the early morning of the next day, as expected, the inner eunuch sent by the palace came with a team of guards, saying that it was His Majesty's order to welcome Luanjiang County King, Qinghe County King and Lingjiang County King to the Orange Garden for resettlement.

When the officials of the posthouse heard that His Majesty had given the Juyuan as a place for the three county kings, they were shocked and turned pale, and treated everyone with more respect.

Who in the imperial city doesn't know that the Orangery is His Majesty's favorite place. It is said that it used to be the dowry of His Majesty's biological mother. It's like a fairyland, no outsiders have ever entered it, only every year on the birthday and death day of His Majesty's biological mother, His Majesty will bring the Queen Empress to live there for a few days, I didn't expect to reward these three county kings today, although it is only a temporary stay, But it is also a great honor!

"Orange Garden? Are there any oranges in it?" Bai Chunsheng asked in a low voice.

"Pfft~ Yes, yes! My niece and daughter-in-law are really smart! The king of the orange grove has also been there. There is a large orange grove. At the end of autumn, the fragrance of golden fruits can be smelled all over the imperial city. In the orange grove Legend has it that it was a tribute from Fanbang, and this is the only place in the entire imperial city." Uncle Yulin joked, "Although it is not the season for oranges to ripen, I guess there must be a cellar for storing oranges in the orange orchard. , why don't we go steal some some other day..."

"Cough cough!" Uncle Cat coughed heavily twice, the inner prisoner is still in front, Uncle Emperor, be careful with what you say!This title finally came back, and if it is taken away again, there is nothing my nephew can do.

Uncle Yulin remained silent.

He Lianji pursed his lips and smiled, gently squeezed the little finger of the emperor's uncle with his fingers hidden under his sleeve, and whispered in his ear: "Let's go in first, if there is a cellar, I'll go and steal some tonight." You try it."

Unaware that I had inadvertently brought a nest of thieves into the Orangery, His Majesty the Emperor heard that they had moved into the garden early in the morning, and was very satisfied with the eldest son's obedience this time, and deeply felt that this was the white shopkeeper who sold fish balls As expected, the little demon has a lover and is much more mature than when he was a cub. He immediately rewarded a batch of gold, silver, silk and other things, and also specially rewarded Bai Chunsheng with a grilled fish plate that can be folded up. Very good, can also be used for grilling fish on the road.

"The craftsmanship of the royal craftsmen is really extraordinary!" Bai Chunsheng was very moved as he looked at the grill pan that was thrown several miles away from the barbecue grills of later generations. "Why don't you cook some grilled fish tonight?"

"Okay! This king is going to catch fish! There is a big lake behind this orangery, and the fish in the lake are the most plump!" Uncle Fishscale rolled up his sleeves.

The corner of the inner prisoner's mouth twitched a few times after he had just moved the things, hesitating whether he should tell Luanjiang County King that the fish were picked by His Majesty one by one and raised by himself. Do not kill yourself...