Good fortune and misfortune

Feng Luan was in a hurry. He was angry on the one hand because Zhenrui drove him crazy, and on the other hand because he thought he was too shameful, and he lost all the face of the immortal family by himself.Just how stupid I was to say such shameless things.Stumbled and stumbled, Feng Luan didn't know where he was flying to. When he came back to his senses, he had already flown into the wilderness, surrounded by ghosts and fires, and there seemed to be female ghosts crying in the distance. Want to slip away quickly.

He is using a primordial spirit now, and wherever he goes, he looks like those monstrous mobile drumsticks.He knew that he had to either go back to heaven, or go to find Mo Yan, or quickly find a mortal womb, and temporarily put the primordial spirit.But now he really doesn't want to see anyone he knows, he just wants to be alone.

Where can I find a mortal?Digging a grave?It's unrealistic, human beings are buried in thick burials, and it takes seven or seven days for them to be buried safely. In this season, mortal wombs are already smelly, let alone a god digging people's cemeteries?It would be more troublesome for a ready-made dead person to pass by himself. It would be more troublesome to be treated as a fraudulent corpse.When Feng Luan was worrying, he suddenly heard the sobbing of the female ghost, which got closer.Frightened, Fengluan was all soldiers, looking around.Goosebumps rose all over the ground, and I was so scared that a gust of cool wind blew by.Sure enough, it was very good to be alive, seeing that female ghost lying on his shoulder, smiling at himself.

Feng Luan screamed subconsciously, and the female ghost also howled like Feng Luan.The eyeballs have fallen out, the dead skin on the face is mixed with a stench, the mouth seems to be able to swallow Feng Luan's head, and the worms on the face are still falling on Feng Luan's shoulders, with that look, smiling Learn to call Feng Luan, don't mention how frightened it is.

He yelled for about a quarter of an hour, but thanks to his soul, if he was really a mortal, he would have been exhausted a long time ago.Feng Luan also learned that he was frightened by the appearance of the female ghost and was mentally exhausted.Feng Luan looked at the female ghost, and the female ghost closed her dislocated mouth with her hands, and the corner of her mouth raised a strange ninety degrees, squinting at Feng Luan.

"Fairy, what do you want to do!" Feng Luan's head hurts a little, probably because he has been screaming for too long, and Yuanshen is also tired.

"Guess?" The female ghost still looked at Feng Luan with a smile, and a white flesh worm wriggled out from the corner of her mouth.

"Let me tell you in advance, I'm a god, it's not so easy for you to eat me." Feng Luan is telling the truth, although it is a big moving chicken leg, but after all, it has a godhead, these ghosts, if you want to swallow it, there is a certain risk What's more, Feng Luan is also a god who knows a little bit of magic.

"I won't eat you, I'm a grieving ghost, and I'm going to ascend to heaven in a few days." The female ghost still smiled strangely, but her words didn't feel illusory, Feng Luan gradually relaxed, with kind thoughts in her heart Ghosts can ascend to heaven.

Only at this time did he have the heart to observe the female ghost.The female ghost's clothes are so worn out that it can almost be said that she is not covered with clothes, but the body is so torn, no one has such a gorgeous mind, let alone Feng Luan doesn't like women.

But at any rate, considering that the opposite is a woman, he is a fairy.In the future, you may still look down and see you, but you still have to be decent.Feng Luan reached out and squeezed out a white neon dress. He had seen the style worn by Xian'e in Tiangong before, so he pinched one for comparison.

The female ghost was still lying on his shoulder, squinting at him, maintaining a weird smile.

Feng Luan was very disturbed, the two stalemate for a moment, the female ghost took the clothes and put them on her body.In fact, it’s okay not to wear it, but once you wear it, the sense of incongruity is stronger. The black and green face is paired with spotless white, and there is the half-dangling eyeball with bloodshot eyes.It's not the usual hot eyes, but the female ghost seems to be very happy, the kind of happiness that comes from the heart.The corners of the mouth were raised from 120 degrees to [-] degrees, and the mouth became a V-shape, which made Feng Luan feel uncomfortable in his stomach.

"Fairy, do you have anything else to do with me?" Feng Luan asked, he regretted it now, he just wanted to go home now, whether it was Mo Yan or Chen Xia, even if it was to go to Zhenrui's side, hurry up Let me stay away from this grieving ghost.

"Of course I have. I can smell your scent from a long distance. It smells so good." The grieving ghost wandered around Feng Luan, but no matter what, his eyes were fixed on Feng Luan, even if his back was turned to Feng Luan, Shaking his head to the back, he looked at Feng Luan as if he was afraid that he would run away.

"Thank you." Feng Luan can run away, but he seems to see that this female ghost has no malice towards him. Although the female ghost looks a little scary, Feng Luan, who has nowhere to go, wants to spend some time with her.

"You are so fragrant. Fortunately, I discovered it early and was close to you. If it takes a while, I don't know what will attract it." The female ghost chattered beside Fengluan.

Feng Luan was ashamed, and co-authored something to ask me: "You always talk when you have something to say, and if you beat around the bush, something will come later, and neither of us will end well."

"Hee hee understands people, I want to ascend to heaven to do good deeds, but I definitely can't do it like this. If you do according to my thoughts, it can be regarded as helping me to accumulate virtue." The female ghost floated around in a white dress.

"Say something first."

"Just help me kill those three people who raped and raped me." The female ghost suddenly approached Feng Luan, maintaining a standard ninety-degree smile at the corner of her mouth.

"Is this a good deed?" Feng Luan knew that he couldn't make a conclusion until he knew the truth of the matter.

"Of course. I was killed by them. If I don't kill them, they will kill other people next time. From now on, this hillside will be full of female ghosts like me."

"There is a free cycle of karma. If they kill you, there will naturally be karma to punish them. Your killing is naturally the result of the karma cycle. I follow the way of heaven, so I can't care about human affairs, let alone listen to you, a resentful ghost outside the six realms of reincarnation. If you still want to harm others, you won’t be able to ascend to the sky, letting go of hatred is letting go of cause and effect, and doing good deeds is not for you to punish others.” Feng Luan returned to the female ghost’s request seriously.

"There are so many rules, why didn't the errand who told me about this at the time didn't tell me this." The female ghost changed her expression this time, and the corners of her mouth were pressed down [-] degrees, Feng Luan regretted that he should not have stared at her to answer the question.

"Otherwise, do you think it's so easy to ascend to heaven?" Feng Luan said helplessly.

"However, even if you don't kill those three people, you still have to teach them some lessons so that they can change their bad habits in the future. Is this what you mean by letting go of cause and effect? ​​If they plant less cause, there will be less fruit?"

"Wait, how did you die?" Feng Luan suddenly felt very strange. She held grudges against those three people so much. If she was killed by them, it was the cause planted by those three people. the grieving ghost.

The female ghost finally had another expression that was not so weird. She stuffed her eyeballs in and answered Fengluan seriously: "I was ordered to commit adultery and then tortured to death. The reason why I hate those people is because they don't even I won't let it die."

"Who ordered you to commit adultery?" Feng Luan asked.

"My younger sister, she is usually jealous of my good looks, so she finally saw me being molested by those three people, so she took advantage of it?" The female ghost said indifferently, as if she didn't care about it.

"You don't hate these people?" Feng Luan asked.

"Why do you hate them? There are many stupid people, and life is easier. I have to thank her for being angry with those people who live on their stomachs. It's not her, I don't know that people can still become immortals after they die." The female ghost's eyeballs fell off again.

Seeing this female ghost, Feng Luan became more and more curious. How could a village girl in the world have such knowledge and thoughts?

"You don't look like someone from this wilderness?" Feng Luan asked.

"Why do you have so many questions? I don't have much time. I only have ten days, and I've been dead for two days. I finally settled on the task of doing good deeds. If you help me, we can chat casually on the way. Immediately It's only the third day, can you do it?" The female ghost seemed a little impatient.

Feng Luan has always acted according to his mood, but he should be more cautious at this time, that's right.

"I don't want to ask clearly. If you lie to me, if I help you, I will be miserable if you become a ghost." Feng Luan rolled his eyes at the ghost. He circled around and drew a circle without any dead ends, giving Feng Luan a blank look.

"How did you become an immortal? Do I have hostility in me? Tell me, do I have resentment in me? Whoever refuses to be a good immortal, go to the reincarnation beast. Let me ask you, can you help me?" Help, if you help, I will let you go. If you don't help, you leave, and I will bite off a piece of your soul to restore some strength."

"Chengchengcheng, can't you help me? Where is your body? I need a mortal body now. I really don't know what will attract us if we hang around here again." Feng Luan was also attracted by the female ghost. Very annoying.

After hearing this, the female ghost was very happy and led the way.

Sure enough, in the nearby grass, a dead body exactly like the female ghost I saw for the first time lay quietly on the grass.Feng Luan looked at it and sighed a little, because looking at the traces near the corpse, it was indeed as unbearable as the female ghost just described.Feng Luan looked at the female ghost with some reluctance: "Then I will borrow your mortal fetus first."

The transformed ghost looked the same as the corpse, Feng Luan asked the female ghost to close her eyes.The female ghost obeyed obediently, and Feng Luan carefully groomed the female ghost, put on her clothes, and changed her posture.Only then did he start to make tricks to improve the mortal fetus.

Finally, with Feng Luan's unremitting efforts, the female ghost's original appearance is revealed, and she is definitely jealous.Feng Luan has never seen such a good-looking face in the world, even Mo Yan has more fireworks, the original appearance of this female ghost is really so untainted by lead dust.

Feng Luan said lightly that he was going in, the female ghost turned her back to Feng Luan and nodded.The appearance of the female ghost has also changed to the one that Feng Luan has transformed.But from the background, she must be a beauty.

Feng Luan got into the female ghost's body, opened his eyes again, and the sky was already a bit hazy.The female ghost's breath was a little weak, and she said: "It's dawn, I should find a place to hide, let's talk about it at night?" In this way, Feng Luan was stunned for a while by the weak panting of the delicate and beautiful person. It took seconds to react.She stretched out her hand and pinched it, the earrings next to her ears lit up, she stretched out her hand, motioning for her to hide it in the earrings.The female ghost hesitated for a moment, but did as she did.

Feng Luan got up and was about to leave, but the female ghost regained the momentum of last night: "You are quite a god~ Although your breath is quite weak, you must be a little fairy."

"You just died, you know quite a lot." Feng Luan said with a smile.

"I guessed it. When I was in the world, I thought that no matter how beautiful the sky is, there must be high and low. There is an emperor in the world, and the Jade Emperor in the sky; there are high-ranking officials in the world, and Wenqu Xingjun in the sky. Waiting for the untouchables, there will naturally be little gods like you. Gods also have to work, which is similar to the world, but there should be a little difference. Let me explore the difference in the future. Now you have to work hard to do good things , I also want to experience the feeling of being a fairy." The female ghost was a little talkative for a while, maybe because her voice recovered a little, the female ghost's voice became clear and melodious.

"Who the hell are you? I'm going to suspect that you are some immortal king who has gone down to earth." Feng Luan said.

"Haha, I think so too. But I'm just a mortal. If you want to say that I'm different, I guess it's because of my unusual life experience. My mother who has a bad brain and a good skin has read too many picture books. I was abducted by my poor scholar's father." The female ghost smiled and stopped talking.

Hearing this story, Feng Luan wanted to laugh a little: "Everyone in the world says that the right family is pedantic. In fact, if a husband and wife live for a long time, the right family is inevitable. Otherwise, after we get married, I will open my mouth for silk and brocade, and you will open your mouth for linen and cloth." , sooner or later it will lead to tragedy.”

After hearing Feng Luan's words, the female ghost smiled even happier: "I didn't live very happily after marriage. My mother committed suicide by jumping into the river. My father probably felt ashamed of my mother and went with her. At that time, I had already engaged Well, my sister is still young, so she married here with me. Who knew that that heartless little guy would still hurt me like this?" The female ghost was very angry, but her tone was not angry at all.For a moment, Feng Luan felt that the temperament of this female ghost was somewhat similar to his own.Although I don't want to admit it, I have lived for more than 800 years, and I have a common language with a girl who is [-] years old.

The female ghost seemed to be able to see what Feng Luan was thinking: "You say that we understand each other so well, are you considered a good match? It happens that you are also a fairy, and I will probably be a fairy when I go to heaven. There is such a thing as marriage in heaven?"

Feng Luan smiled slightly: "You better stop thinking about me, there are many people who are better than me in the sky. It will be too late for you to choose again when you get to the sky, and then I will go pimp you."

The female ghost giggled after hearing this, and suddenly seemed to think of something, and said in a serious voice: "My name is Lan Yu, what about you?"

Feng Luan was taken aback when he heard this, and his expression was slightly ferocious: "My name is Bai Mei."

You bastard, what are you deceiving yourself and others about!

The author has something to say:

Insomnia, got up at two o'clock to write this chapter

Probably I want to write something scary every night

Obviously I am not as courageous as a mouse

Well now it's dawn, I don't panic