If I can't move, I lose "Interstellar"
Chapter 8 Blind Date Conference
The nine people on board quickly became acquainted.An La, who is known as the Galaxy Elf, likes to ask questions, and Dill, who has green hair on his head, likes to boo. They are old lovers.There was also a woman and a woman on the boat who had fired Lily, and a man and a man who had fired CP...
[Unknown Netizen] The blind date conference is here
[Green hair blames my family] Husband wants to get back together with Grandma An?I don't believe it I don't believe it!
[Hot Hot Hot Hot] Those three backstage huge relationship households are all good-looking, so let's be together
[We hold hands] His Majesty Winnis must have come here for the little bitch E Si (laughs)
[Girlfriend of Film Emperor Yin] Hasn't Yin Yin been out of acting for a long time, what is your majesty...
[Cucumber Piece] The star who is so popular upstairs, everyone I know knows that he recently took over the filming of "The Great"
"Queen..."
Chu He subconsciously squeezed his throat and replied, "Your Majesty?"
He turned his head, and it happened that Yin Sut took off his sunglasses, revealing a handsome face with deep contours.
Yin Sute looked a little excited, he took a long leg, stepped onto Chu He's boat, and hugged him forcefully.
"So you didn't betray me, I misunderstood you..."
Everyone & Chu He: ...
Chu He coughed heavily, and then Yin Sute reluctantly let him go, apologizing for his gaffe.
"I'm a little deep into the drama."
Chu He couldn't help laughing out loud, Yin Sute reacted, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.
To be honest, Chu He felt that he was not suitable for participating in variety shows. First, he couldn't let go in front of outsiders.Second, he couldn't let go in front of the camera.
Fortunately, several partners are friendly and lovely, and there is no obvious camera, and they are all taken by the photographer Bee Quietly.
The sky began to snow continuously, and the snowflakes fell on the cabin boards and the canopy of the boat. Everyone huddled around the fire stove at the bow of the boat, warming up and telling jokes.
"The boat didn't move."
After listening to Lu Bai's words, Chu He looked over and saw that the river surface was forming thin ice at a speed that was already visible to the naked eye.
Others also noticed the abnormality, and Lu Mao was gearing up and said: "The plot is about to begin!"
Thick fog formed on the surface of the water, and crowds of people's shadows moved in the fog. The hustle and bustle of the city and the laughter of children were mixed together.
"Ghost!" Li Kui grabbed Chu He tightly and wouldn't let go.
Chu He was also terrified, clutching the corner of Lu Bai's clothes and refusing to let go.
Suddenly there was a "boom" sound of gongs and drums.
The child in the red bellyband ran barefoot across the ice and ran in front of the crowd.
"To be or not to be?" He held a gong and drum and asked crisply, tilting his head.
Everyone was taken aback.
"Survive." Li Kuishun regretted it after finishing his words, and the child suddenly appeared and stared at him sullenly.
"The teacher got the wrong answer, giggling... picking mushrooms!" The child smiled strangely, and the gong and drum in his hand turned into a pair of large scissors at some point, and cut Li Kui's neck.
"what!!!"
The headless corpse smashed through the ice and fell into the bottom of the river with a "plop".Warm blood splashed on Chu He's face, and the dead skull rolled to Chu He's feet.
Chu He closed his eyes to digest the shocking murder scene in front of him, and resisted the desire to vomit.
The child stared at Chu He and licked his lips, "To be or not to be?"
"Get out!" Chu He opened his eyes with a cold expression.
The child seemed to be taken aback, but he still asked stubbornly, "To be or not to be?"
"If you don't answer, you will die." The big scissors, dripping with blood, approached Chu He with a click.
Lu Bai stared at Chu He intently, seeing that his mouth was tightly shut and had no intention of speaking, he sighed lightly.
"This is a problem."
Those figures and voices disappeared with the thick fog, and the boat started moving again.
Lu Bai stroked Chu He's head, and said in a flat tone with a calming magic power, "It's okay, Ah He."
Chu He only felt an electric current that went all the way from his head to his spine, and his anxious mood was instantly calmed down.
Laughing came from the other two boats. They were counting the rewards they got and distributing supplies by the way.
Li Kui crawled back to the boat as if nothing had happened, and continued to hold Chu He and cry.
"Scared the baby to death!"
The bloodstains on his body and the head on the boat were all virtual, and they had disappeared long ago.
[I am a] Why is there a boat with such a different painting style?The split camera scared the pee just now
【Anonymous Netizen】It's too permeable and too bloody
[Sister of an unknown netizen] Fortunately, good friend Ah He answered the question, what the hell kind of question is this!
……
[The man with the green hairy monster] Hahaha, Mao Mao's quick answer just now was really great!
[Master of Chinese Studies Fighting the Dragon (Certified)] This should be one of the classic sentences of Huaxia Kingdom. It comes from the famous drama "The Palace of Eternal Life". The wronged concubine Yang Guifei was snowing in June before her death. She once sighed to the sky-to be or not to be ,This is a problem!
Here, Chu He was wrapped in a camouflage and tight cotton military uniform, the boat was full of smoke, and he was so smoked that he choked to tears.
Chu He dropped a big fish in the river just now, and now he is waiting for Lu Bai to cook it carefully.
Lu Bai boiled it directly with plain water and added some salt...but the delicious taste still made Chu He want to swallow it with his tongue!
Li Kui picked up a pack of roasted exotic animal meat from a pile of prizes, and Lu Bai fried another plate of fried meat with shredded bread, which made Chu He very satisfied.
The three boats were tied together with thick hemp ropes, and if nothing happened, they could visit each other.
After dinner, Yin Sute came over again and handed Chu He a red fruit.
"Look at your cold." Yin Sute pinched Chu He's red earlobes, put a peaked cap on his head, and told him, "Go to bed after eating, it's windy outside."
Lvmao Dill was still watching the play, while he was booing childishly, "Kiss one!" "Kiss one!"
"Shut up!" An Lai slapped the boat hard and said angrily.
Two people quarreled across the boat...
"It's too much trouble for you, thank you senior!" Chu He blushed.
Yin Sute was a little uncomfortable with this honorific title, his amber eyes reflected Chu He's figure, and his eyes were full of doting.
"I owe you."
"..." Chu He felt that the man in front of him was really hopeless.
After Yin Sute left, Lu Bai quietly took off Chu He's duck tongue and put on a fluffy military cap.
Chu He trembled all over.
...Here it is again, the pleasure/sensation like electric shock...
[Smiling face greets people] It's interesting
[He He He He He] The flushed face is so cute, I want to [beep——]
[Mimei No. [-]] I want to start a fanfiction "The Lingering Years of the Movie King and the Little Lover"
[Chuhe, my son smashed my baby] The actor is jealous and gives Ahe fruit, and Lu Bai is jealous to exchange Ahe's hat? ? ?Or am I thinking too much?
Chu He felt that the atmosphere was awkward. He sat cross-legged in the middle of the boat, and a plump and fragrant fruit was placed on the wooden box that served as the dining table.
And he always felt that Yin Sute and Lu Bai's eyes were looking over intentionally or unintentionally.
Chu He pushed the fruit away a little, and complained: "I really want to eat the red jade ecstasy cherry."
Li Kui asked curiously: "What is a red jade ecstasy cherry, and is it delicious?"
"Red jade ecstasy cherry is rich in calcium, phosphorus, iron and other minerals, vitamin c, vitamin e, vitamin p and carotenoids. Its nutritional value is 50 times that of red dongdong fruit and [-] times that of green oil fruit.
The cherries of Chuto Company are strictly hand-picked and advanced processing technology to retain the nutrients and active ingredients in the cherries to the greatest extent..."
Chu He turned his head, accurately found the buzzing camera bee in mid-air, and said with a smile: "My friend, do you feel more and more empty physically and mentally? Maybe you have symptoms such as palpitation, nausea, vomiting or even shock!
This is a symptom of weakened immunity.
There is no middleman to make the difference, factory direct sales, factory direct sales, please click your little finger and search for "Dragon Inn", the first [-] people can enjoy a [-]% discount! "
"..."
[Time is not forgiving] This ad is harder than the biscuits I ate just now.
【,,,】Wow, that ecstasy cherry sounds delicious, buy it and try it
【Xingwang Little Stubborn】?Advertisement time again? ?I just closed my eyes...
[I love Yin Yin Yin] Pu ha ha ha ha ha my husband is still in a daze, and smiled unkindly ha ha ha
[Different] Yin Yin×Hanhan, Wennis×Esi, Laobai×Ahe...the multi-angle relationship of these four people is quite messy.
……
[Chuchu little bitch] It's so embarrassing, I'm afraid of you, is a hundred boxes enough?
……
[Chuchu Moving Support Team] Ah He just started her business this year, and she needs to promote her brand most at the beginning stage...for the sake of idols, Chu fans also help to sell products (cute laugh)
As night fell, the soft snow fell more and more densely.
The nine people took off their shoes early and went into the cabin to lie down, spending the first night in the narrow cabin.
Li Kui was already sound asleep, Lu Bai also closed his eyes and fell asleep, and Chu He was still holding on to his light brain that he hadn't touched all day.
After searching and watching "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Kill" and "The Pretender", he found that the leading actors were those faces on the boat...
The virtual screen of the optical computer glowed with fluorescent light, shining on Chu He's face in a dark and unclear way.He hesitated a little, but still posted an anonymous post.
#Seek help#I feel like my emotions are completely controlled by him
I'm male...xxxxxx (I heard that you need to get measurements first when asking for help)
Text below.
I don't know why every time I hold the hand of a same-sex friend, I feel like an electric shock.It would be even more terrible if he touched my head. How should I put it, I feel a tingling current in my head... As long as he touches my head, my mood will suddenly improve, and I will feel intoxicated and happy.
Sincerely ask for help! ! !Is it his problem or my problem? !Is there any feasible way to eliminate static electricity?thank you
[Who else] Oh, the young man has a good butt
[Where is my big knife] According to the rules, it has to be photographed, otherwise this question is hard to say.
[Don't Stop·Continue] Your measurements have successfully attracted my attention, let's make a friend (star network number 018~29728)
……
[Sleep for a while longer] What kind of evil ghosts are there?Didn't see someone has a man!
【. . . 】I did the same with several of my buddies, it’s quite a normal federal brotherhood
……
[No need to thank me] Push me up! ! !Everyone stop joking!If the poster's description does not contain metaphors and rhetoric, then it is very likely that his brain has been controlled by the other party! !
First of all, the landlord, you have to hold him steady!Don't call the police!Find evidence first to file a case! ! !It's late at night, you'd better take advantage of him sleeping... the other person's body, especially the one with metal on his wrist...
[fvddh] I am the only one who wonders why the upstairs talker stopped talking halfway, and no one was there?
[Heart-loving man] I've been targeted, after the appraisal
[Let the air go] Is the landlord still there?
[Boldly] Is the landlord still there?
……
[咚咚咚] (horrified) Should we call the police?
The author has something to say:
I'm stuck, I'm late
[Unknown Netizen] The blind date conference is here
[Green hair blames my family] Husband wants to get back together with Grandma An?I don't believe it I don't believe it!
[Hot Hot Hot Hot] Those three backstage huge relationship households are all good-looking, so let's be together
[We hold hands] His Majesty Winnis must have come here for the little bitch E Si (laughs)
[Girlfriend of Film Emperor Yin] Hasn't Yin Yin been out of acting for a long time, what is your majesty...
[Cucumber Piece] The star who is so popular upstairs, everyone I know knows that he recently took over the filming of "The Great"
"Queen..."
Chu He subconsciously squeezed his throat and replied, "Your Majesty?"
He turned his head, and it happened that Yin Sut took off his sunglasses, revealing a handsome face with deep contours.
Yin Sute looked a little excited, he took a long leg, stepped onto Chu He's boat, and hugged him forcefully.
"So you didn't betray me, I misunderstood you..."
Everyone & Chu He: ...
Chu He coughed heavily, and then Yin Sute reluctantly let him go, apologizing for his gaffe.
"I'm a little deep into the drama."
Chu He couldn't help laughing out loud, Yin Sute reacted, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.
To be honest, Chu He felt that he was not suitable for participating in variety shows. First, he couldn't let go in front of outsiders.Second, he couldn't let go in front of the camera.
Fortunately, several partners are friendly and lovely, and there is no obvious camera, and they are all taken by the photographer Bee Quietly.
The sky began to snow continuously, and the snowflakes fell on the cabin boards and the canopy of the boat. Everyone huddled around the fire stove at the bow of the boat, warming up and telling jokes.
"The boat didn't move."
After listening to Lu Bai's words, Chu He looked over and saw that the river surface was forming thin ice at a speed that was already visible to the naked eye.
Others also noticed the abnormality, and Lu Mao was gearing up and said: "The plot is about to begin!"
Thick fog formed on the surface of the water, and crowds of people's shadows moved in the fog. The hustle and bustle of the city and the laughter of children were mixed together.
"Ghost!" Li Kui grabbed Chu He tightly and wouldn't let go.
Chu He was also terrified, clutching the corner of Lu Bai's clothes and refusing to let go.
Suddenly there was a "boom" sound of gongs and drums.
The child in the red bellyband ran barefoot across the ice and ran in front of the crowd.
"To be or not to be?" He held a gong and drum and asked crisply, tilting his head.
Everyone was taken aback.
"Survive." Li Kuishun regretted it after finishing his words, and the child suddenly appeared and stared at him sullenly.
"The teacher got the wrong answer, giggling... picking mushrooms!" The child smiled strangely, and the gong and drum in his hand turned into a pair of large scissors at some point, and cut Li Kui's neck.
"what!!!"
The headless corpse smashed through the ice and fell into the bottom of the river with a "plop".Warm blood splashed on Chu He's face, and the dead skull rolled to Chu He's feet.
Chu He closed his eyes to digest the shocking murder scene in front of him, and resisted the desire to vomit.
The child stared at Chu He and licked his lips, "To be or not to be?"
"Get out!" Chu He opened his eyes with a cold expression.
The child seemed to be taken aback, but he still asked stubbornly, "To be or not to be?"
"If you don't answer, you will die." The big scissors, dripping with blood, approached Chu He with a click.
Lu Bai stared at Chu He intently, seeing that his mouth was tightly shut and had no intention of speaking, he sighed lightly.
"This is a problem."
Those figures and voices disappeared with the thick fog, and the boat started moving again.
Lu Bai stroked Chu He's head, and said in a flat tone with a calming magic power, "It's okay, Ah He."
Chu He only felt an electric current that went all the way from his head to his spine, and his anxious mood was instantly calmed down.
Laughing came from the other two boats. They were counting the rewards they got and distributing supplies by the way.
Li Kui crawled back to the boat as if nothing had happened, and continued to hold Chu He and cry.
"Scared the baby to death!"
The bloodstains on his body and the head on the boat were all virtual, and they had disappeared long ago.
[I am a] Why is there a boat with such a different painting style?The split camera scared the pee just now
【Anonymous Netizen】It's too permeable and too bloody
[Sister of an unknown netizen] Fortunately, good friend Ah He answered the question, what the hell kind of question is this!
……
[The man with the green hairy monster] Hahaha, Mao Mao's quick answer just now was really great!
[Master of Chinese Studies Fighting the Dragon (Certified)] This should be one of the classic sentences of Huaxia Kingdom. It comes from the famous drama "The Palace of Eternal Life". The wronged concubine Yang Guifei was snowing in June before her death. She once sighed to the sky-to be or not to be ,This is a problem!
Here, Chu He was wrapped in a camouflage and tight cotton military uniform, the boat was full of smoke, and he was so smoked that he choked to tears.
Chu He dropped a big fish in the river just now, and now he is waiting for Lu Bai to cook it carefully.
Lu Bai boiled it directly with plain water and added some salt...but the delicious taste still made Chu He want to swallow it with his tongue!
Li Kui picked up a pack of roasted exotic animal meat from a pile of prizes, and Lu Bai fried another plate of fried meat with shredded bread, which made Chu He very satisfied.
The three boats were tied together with thick hemp ropes, and if nothing happened, they could visit each other.
After dinner, Yin Sute came over again and handed Chu He a red fruit.
"Look at your cold." Yin Sute pinched Chu He's red earlobes, put a peaked cap on his head, and told him, "Go to bed after eating, it's windy outside."
Lvmao Dill was still watching the play, while he was booing childishly, "Kiss one!" "Kiss one!"
"Shut up!" An Lai slapped the boat hard and said angrily.
Two people quarreled across the boat...
"It's too much trouble for you, thank you senior!" Chu He blushed.
Yin Sute was a little uncomfortable with this honorific title, his amber eyes reflected Chu He's figure, and his eyes were full of doting.
"I owe you."
"..." Chu He felt that the man in front of him was really hopeless.
After Yin Sute left, Lu Bai quietly took off Chu He's duck tongue and put on a fluffy military cap.
Chu He trembled all over.
...Here it is again, the pleasure/sensation like electric shock...
[Smiling face greets people] It's interesting
[He He He He He] The flushed face is so cute, I want to [beep——]
[Mimei No. [-]] I want to start a fanfiction "The Lingering Years of the Movie King and the Little Lover"
[Chuhe, my son smashed my baby] The actor is jealous and gives Ahe fruit, and Lu Bai is jealous to exchange Ahe's hat? ? ?Or am I thinking too much?
Chu He felt that the atmosphere was awkward. He sat cross-legged in the middle of the boat, and a plump and fragrant fruit was placed on the wooden box that served as the dining table.
And he always felt that Yin Sute and Lu Bai's eyes were looking over intentionally or unintentionally.
Chu He pushed the fruit away a little, and complained: "I really want to eat the red jade ecstasy cherry."
Li Kui asked curiously: "What is a red jade ecstasy cherry, and is it delicious?"
"Red jade ecstasy cherry is rich in calcium, phosphorus, iron and other minerals, vitamin c, vitamin e, vitamin p and carotenoids. Its nutritional value is 50 times that of red dongdong fruit and [-] times that of green oil fruit.
The cherries of Chuto Company are strictly hand-picked and advanced processing technology to retain the nutrients and active ingredients in the cherries to the greatest extent..."
Chu He turned his head, accurately found the buzzing camera bee in mid-air, and said with a smile: "My friend, do you feel more and more empty physically and mentally? Maybe you have symptoms such as palpitation, nausea, vomiting or even shock!
This is a symptom of weakened immunity.
There is no middleman to make the difference, factory direct sales, factory direct sales, please click your little finger and search for "Dragon Inn", the first [-] people can enjoy a [-]% discount! "
"..."
[Time is not forgiving] This ad is harder than the biscuits I ate just now.
【,,,】Wow, that ecstasy cherry sounds delicious, buy it and try it
【Xingwang Little Stubborn】?Advertisement time again? ?I just closed my eyes...
[I love Yin Yin Yin] Pu ha ha ha ha ha my husband is still in a daze, and smiled unkindly ha ha ha
[Different] Yin Yin×Hanhan, Wennis×Esi, Laobai×Ahe...the multi-angle relationship of these four people is quite messy.
……
[Chuchu little bitch] It's so embarrassing, I'm afraid of you, is a hundred boxes enough?
……
[Chuchu Moving Support Team] Ah He just started her business this year, and she needs to promote her brand most at the beginning stage...for the sake of idols, Chu fans also help to sell products (cute laugh)
As night fell, the soft snow fell more and more densely.
The nine people took off their shoes early and went into the cabin to lie down, spending the first night in the narrow cabin.
Li Kui was already sound asleep, Lu Bai also closed his eyes and fell asleep, and Chu He was still holding on to his light brain that he hadn't touched all day.
After searching and watching "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Kill" and "The Pretender", he found that the leading actors were those faces on the boat...
The virtual screen of the optical computer glowed with fluorescent light, shining on Chu He's face in a dark and unclear way.He hesitated a little, but still posted an anonymous post.
#Seek help#I feel like my emotions are completely controlled by him
I'm male...xxxxxx (I heard that you need to get measurements first when asking for help)
Text below.
I don't know why every time I hold the hand of a same-sex friend, I feel like an electric shock.It would be even more terrible if he touched my head. How should I put it, I feel a tingling current in my head... As long as he touches my head, my mood will suddenly improve, and I will feel intoxicated and happy.
Sincerely ask for help! ! !Is it his problem or my problem? !Is there any feasible way to eliminate static electricity?thank you
[Who else] Oh, the young man has a good butt
[Where is my big knife] According to the rules, it has to be photographed, otherwise this question is hard to say.
[Don't Stop·Continue] Your measurements have successfully attracted my attention, let's make a friend (star network number 018~29728)
……
[Sleep for a while longer] What kind of evil ghosts are there?Didn't see someone has a man!
【. . . 】I did the same with several of my buddies, it’s quite a normal federal brotherhood
……
[No need to thank me] Push me up! ! !Everyone stop joking!If the poster's description does not contain metaphors and rhetoric, then it is very likely that his brain has been controlled by the other party! !
First of all, the landlord, you have to hold him steady!Don't call the police!Find evidence first to file a case! ! !It's late at night, you'd better take advantage of him sleeping... the other person's body, especially the one with metal on his wrist...
[fvddh] I am the only one who wonders why the upstairs talker stopped talking halfway, and no one was there?
[Heart-loving man] I've been targeted, after the appraisal
[Let the air go] Is the landlord still there?
[Boldly] Is the landlord still there?
……
[咚咚咚] (horrified) Should we call the police?
The author has something to say:
I'm stuck, I'm late
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