spokesperson for heaven

Lin Jing had no idea what kind of outrageous ideas Han Duo had been indoctrinated into.

After he was shocked, he quickly thought: If things are really as he guessed, then the person opposite is probably Han Duo [-]% of the time.

After all, Tiandao insisted on giving out this sand sculpture benefit because he misunderstood that he "wanted Han Duo's [beep]".

He picked up the phone and planned to contact the other party directly.

But when organizing words, he was helpless, how could he ask people about such things?

Hello, did you pick up the bird I dropped?May I ask if you have been troubled by that problem recently?Excuse me, are you the idiot who competed with me for a long time just now? ?

Lin Jing thought for a long time, and finally, he put down the phone.

The other party seems to have realized that something is wrong, he thought, they should reach some kind of tacit understanding, try their best not to interfere with each other... I hope so.

Since tomorrow is Jia Yuanxun's birthday party, Lin Jing tried his best to clear his mind and go to bed early to recharge his batteries.

However, just when he was in a daze and was about to fall asleep...

That feeling came again...

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Xiang Yiming's great dream for many years-to torture Han Duo severely, make him collapse and go crazy, and he would die-has been easily fulfilled without his knowing.

Because of his words, Han Duo fell into the horror abyss of Morse Code, tossing and turning, unable to sleep all night.

Staring at the two pairs of red rabbit eyes, he was so panicked that he almost got Morse code phobia.

use?or not?To use or not to use?use or...

In the end, he slapped himself on the forehead, learned from the pain, and made up his mind.

Five minutes later, Lin Jing, who was about to fall asleep on the other side, was awakened by the disturbing feeling.

His face was expressionless, like a cripple who had been ravaged to the point of habit, lying there indifferently.

There is no movement inside.

Even want to laugh.

He rolled over, completely ignoring the movement below, and tried to fall asleep.

Han Duo couldn't get a response, and was so entangled that grass grew on his forehead.

Does the other party not understand Morse code?But no matter how much you don't understand, you should know a little bit, know three longs and one short, three shorts and one long?As long as the IQ is normal, can't you guess it?

He smashed his fist into the palm of his hand, convinced that he was not strong enough!

Just do it, he beat his chest and stomped his feet, and increased his strength without hesitation.

Lin Jing: ...

Lin Jing opened his eyes again.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he was used to that frequency just now, and even felt a little bit of comfort, and fell asleep peacefully in that comfortable frequency... Bah!

Regardless of whether the other party is Han Duo or not, one thing is certain now.

That means the person opposite is definitely sick!

Stay up most of the night and play with birds!playing with birds? ?

He tried desperately to ignore that feeling, and stubbornly believed that if the other party didn't get a response, he would give up in vain.

However, the senses are still tied together, all focused on that indescribable frequency...

……and many more?

frequency? ? ? ? ?

Lin Jing sat up abruptly.

……

After an unknown period of time, he calmly dragged across the computer, opened Baidu, and read "Morse Code Comparison Table".

Five minutes later, Lin Jing: ...

Lin Jing:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

In the txt in front of him, there are eight insane letters.

——hello, man.

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Han Duo is a person who starts and ends, once he starts something, he will never give up halfway.

He frantically called the other side, and he didn't know how long he called before finally getting a long-overdue and extremely vicious reply.

——shutup!

He breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it would be nice if there was a response...

... What a p!It's almost useless! ! !

He squatted in the corner to hold the mushrooms for a while, then stood up and walked around the room with his tail in his mouth.

Now that the connection is made, what should I do next?

Just give me a break?Aggressive boom boom boom?Find a solution with tacit cooperation?

Damn, then he would rather not change it back for the rest of his life.

Birds are also very pitiful!Doesn't a dysfunctional bird deserve dignity!

While Han Duo was worried, Lin Jing was also worried.

Facing a snowy and bright moon, he realized that that person was sharing joys and sorrows with him, and immediately beat up Tiandao again in his mind.

Fortunately, the solution is not difficult to think of, the difficulty is how to keep calm.The two stalemate until twelve o'clock, and finally a flash of light flashed in their brains. At the same time, they turned on the phone and registered a new WeChat account.

While registering, I couldn't help being embarrassed. After all, if this kind of thing is discussed face to face on WeChat...

There is a 90.00% possibility that if there is a disagreement, the chat will die, and they will have to talk to the end.

This is really a burst of imagery, embarrassing to heaven.

Lin Jing glanced at the computer absently while registering.

Suddenly, the inconspicuous icon in the corner of the desktop grabbed his attention.

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds · Large-scale online teasing and cheating platform for dating and making friends · Battle Royale.

Oh, why didn't he think of it earlier, what else can eliminate embarrassment better than playing games?

While shooting guns and firing cannons to show the masculinity of a man, don't you let the chat go on?

Many awkward chat videos on the popular station b show that in the game of eating chicken, the excitement of shooting guns can well neutralize the embarrassment of teasing.

The usually serious little brothers and sisters can shoot guns while being teased by the anchor so much that they can't stop.

WeChat counts as a p.

Han Duo was halfway through registering his account, and when he received a response, he had to put down his phone to decipher the password.

The information he got stunned him for a moment. It was a simple combination of numbers followed by four letters: PUBG.

English abbreviation for eating chicken.

He rubbed his chin, thinking that the person on the other side was quite clever, talking about things while playing games, was it really much better than chatting awkwardly on wechat?

Without hesitation, he immediately turned on the computer and added friends.

Han Duo seldom played games, fps games were an exception, and eating chicken was a special kind of fps. He would occasionally play a few games when he was free.

After the application was approved, he opened the chat window and thought about it for ten minutes.

After finally calming down the mixed feelings, I made up a message and sent it.

An explosive and embarrassing exchange opened the situation with three words.

themountain: start a round?

The other party replied in seconds and sent an invitation link directly.

Han Duo went in dully, wiping away bitter tears.

God is sorry to see, the bird (sense) was stolen.

Never thought.

He is playing a game with the bird thief.

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Seeing the other party enter the room, Lin Jing clicked to start the game without saying a word.

In order to eliminate the embarrassment, he played a four-person game.Han Duo is No. 1, he is No. 2, No. 3 and No. 4 in the team are all strangers.

Han Duo didn't say anything, just pretending to be a passerby without saying a word.

The two of them didn't talk about business, they just wanted to finish the game first and see who was on the other side.

At this time, No. 3 turned on the microphone, and the young lady's sweet voice came out: "Can you turn on the microphone? Are you all single row? Do you have double row?"

Solo queue refers to one person entering the game alone. Those who enter together like Lin Jing and Han Duo belong to double queue.But neither of them admitted it.

Number 4 said silently, "I can turn on the microphone."

Lin Jing used a false voice, and the voice came out of a soft young receiver, "I can do it too."

"Wow, my little brother has a nice voice, are you online dating?" No. 3 said.This is purely a joke, but in this game, it is very normal to be joked like this...

Lin Jing said: "I'm Jucai, I die as soon as I go out, can you take me with me? I think number 1 looks cool, I must play well."

Han Duo was silent for a long time, and said, "It's okay."

Lin Jing's heart moved slightly.

He originally thought that the person opposite was Han Duo, and this guess was [-]% likely to be true.

But now it seems that this eldest brother's personality is completely different from Han Duo's.

People are silent and indifferent, maybe the real person is a high-cold male god, completely different from Han Duo's peppy monster.

While pretending to be Xiaomengxin, he tentatively asked: "How old are you and what do you do? Oh, let me talk about me first, I'm nineteen, and I just started freshman year."

Han Duo was currently adjusting the voice changer, and he opened his mouth only after it was adjusted. His sexy smoky voice changed into a deep and domineering president's voice, rubbing the texture of velvet in Lin Jing's ears.

"I am a people's policeman," he said.

Lin Jing paused.

He was originally thinking that even if the other person said that he was a student, a white-collar worker, a TV station worker, or a film crew... it might be Han Duo.

Unexpectedly, when the man opened his mouth, he said that he was a policeman.

Lin Jing had acted in police and gangster movies in his previous life, so he knew the police profession quite well, and asked a lot of questions on the sidelines.

Han Duo answered fluently.

Neither of them noticed that the voice of No. 3 and No. 4 had disappeared from the voice channel, and the two dots on the map were getting farther and farther away from them.

It was clearly a team of four, but was divided into two factions by an invisible atmosphere.

Lin Jing was absent-minded about the material, and felt more and more that this person was not like Han Duo.

But he wasn't sure, because Han Duo was an actor with superb acting skills.Just like himself, isn't he pretending to be green and cute like a wolf with a big tail?

He followed No. 1 step by step, and he searched wherever No. 1 searched, and only picked up equipment that No. 1 didn't want.

Han Duo couldn't stand it, but because of the special connection between the two of them, he didn't know how to speak...

Finally, an enemy appeared in Lin Jing's line of sight. He poked his head out excitedly, accurately exposed his head to the enemy's gunpoint, and yelled like a real buddy: "Ahhh Ah, someone is going to beat me, Brother No. 1, help, help!"

It was Han Duo's fault.He is organizing his language, thinking about how to showdown with others, and speaking frankly.

Lin Jing said at this time: "Brother No. 1, you don't want to save yourself, you are still not a policeman! Thanks to our relationship..."

"Beep beep——" A string of guns responded to him, and a handful of green blood burst out in the distance, and the enemy fell to the ground.

Han Duo walked up to Lin Jing with a gun in his hand silently.

Lin Jing said calmly: "No. 1 is a bit powerful, you must be very fast? It feels like your wrist is very strong."

Han Duo's left wrist is injured, he can't overload it, he knows it.

Han Duo came back without saying a word, and gave Lin Jing a headshot with a gun.

Lin Jing: "..."

Lin Jing knelt down.To be precise, his character fell to the ground, and unless Han Duo helped him up, the game would be over.

Han Duo pointed at him with a gun in his hand, and said coolly, "Shut up. Shutup."

He finally returned the sentence, and he felt refreshed.

Lin Jing didn't panic at all, and said with a smile: "Hello, man?"

Han Duo: "..."

He ran away angrily, trying to maintain his personality as a tall and cold brother.

Lin Jing had a bottom line in his heart.The possibility that this person is Han Duo has risen to [-]%.

Even so, he had no intention of speaking.It's best to let this matter rot in the stomachs of the two of them for the rest of their lives. After it is resolved, everyone blocks each other and deletes each other, as if nothing happened.

Han Duo was so angry that he turned around outside, and ran back to save Lin Jing before his blood dropped to the bottom.

Lin Jing looked at the intimate pair of comrades-in-arms on the screen, and thought of Han Duo's claim to be a policeman, and his heart suddenly became infinitely curious.

He pretended to ask casually: "What kind of policeman are you? You seem to be very familiar with guns? I think you have a good sense of gunfighting, and you haven't trained? Are you an armed policeman? You can't be a special policeman!"

Han Duo: "...shutup. You are very noisy."

Lin Jing: "I didn't expect that I could have such a relationship with a special police brother..."

Before he finished speaking, Han Duo shouted, "I'm not, I don't have you, shut up!"

What happened! What happened!Who is this person on the opposite side? Why is he more foul than Lin Jing? ?Wouldn't it be embarrassing to say something like that casually?

Lin Jing smiled and said, "What kind of police is that? Pianer police? Criminal police? Hukou police..."

Han Duo said, "No!"

Then he fell silent, for a long time, as if he had made up his mind not to speak.

Just when Lin Jing felt sorry and gave up the routine, he spoke again.

"I'm a narcotics cop."

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Lin Jing was stunned.

The power that came from nowhere pulled his heart to skip a beat.

He clearly noticed that Han Duo's tone had changed.

Become unusually cold and serious.It was as if that sentence had poked something deep, something off limits that couldn't be touched, that had to be touched.

In an instant, Lin Jing was surrounded by those words, as if a fog closed in front of his eyes.

A laughing Han Duo barged in, wagging his tail and jumping up and down.When the fog dissipated, he stood quietly inside, carrying the evil as boundless as the abyss, and cast a cold glance with those drooping eyes.

Lin Jing smiled lightly and said, "You scared me, I was wondering if I should say hello and say hello to you seriously?"

Han Duo didn't speak.

Lin Jing said: "Hello, man, we officially met."

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After playing a game, No. 1, No. 3, No. 4 see gods and gods kill gods, and Lin Jing acts cute all the way, lying flat and eating chicken.

At the end, No. 3 and No. 4 admitted the double row and invited them to form a team to play together in the future.

Lin Jing was very strange, "No. 1 is a master, you can group him, why not group me?"

No. 3 and No. 4: "...emmm, there is no reason, just to play together."

They glanced at the barrage with a guilty conscience, and the screen was rapidly swiping: "555, these two little brothers are really loving, Jelly must invite them!" "I don't know why they can be together! We want to see Follow-up!" "Seeing that yogurt jelly can knock out sugar on passers-by, there is no one..."

That's right, the little sister No. 3 and the little brother No. 4 are a pair of anchors who eat chicken, one is called yogurt, and the other is called jelly.

In the current chicken-eating anchor circle, there is a very strange trend, that is, the anchor pretends to be a wolf with a big tail to molest passers-by, and turns a shooting game into a passionate chat.

The yogurt jelly, despite its cute name, is actually a technical streamer, not flirtatious at all.As soon as the two of them got together, they simply broadcast live in two rows, which was topical.

I didn't expect to meet such a presence passerby for the first time in double row.

The two of them talked to each other throughout the whole process, as if the yogurt jelly didn't exist at all, and the latter was too happy to speak, willing to be a pair of big light bulbs, playing games, listening to the two flirting with each other, and watching fans explode.

Just flattered.

... Many years later, Duojinfufu cp fans picked up these live broadcasts, leaving tears of regret.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the most asshole in the circle turned out to be home-cooked!When their cp fans ate be fans with tears in their eyes, the steaming and cooking turned out to be sweet and sweet in the game, feeding sugar on the live broadcast!

That's another story.At that moment, Lin Jing neither refused nor agreed, left the game after a few polite words, and dragged Han Duo to start the next game.

This time it was a two-player game, and there were only the two of them in the team voice channel.

Lin Jing smiled and said, "Now, we can have a good talk."

Therefore, games are the best way to bring two men closer.Now, there is less awkwardness between them, and it is no longer difficult to be open and honest.

They first exchanged information about each other's current situation, and thoroughly understood the situation - except for the touch, the sensations of that part of the two were all exchanged!

Han Duo asked Lin Jing if he knew why, but of course Lin Jing couldn't admit it.

Han Duo believed it thoughtfully, he was clear about his own affairs, his body always went wrong, and the root cause might really be him.With such thoughts in mind, he couldn't help feeling a little guilty...

The two had their own ghosts and made a gentleman's agreement——

Don't touch it in any way other than peeing until things are resolved.

If there is a problem, communicate in time.

Communication methods are recommended but not limited to games...

Han Duo was shocked after hearing the last one: "What the hell do you mean? Do you still want to???"

Lin Jing said hurriedly: "Shut up! Who the hell came up with such a crazy idea? I mean we exchange WeChat."

Han Duo resentfully said, "Oh..."

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After turning off the computer, Lin Jing climbed into bed, recalled the messy things recently, and organized his mind.

It was past one o'clock in the morning, and he violated the principle of going to bed early, and he couldn't fall asleep anyway.

He closed his eyes and opened them again, staring blankly at the ceiling in the dark void.

The phrase "I am an anti-narcotics policeman" lingered in my ears for a long time, refusing to let go.

Is that person really Han Duo?Are you serious?

Is Han Duo the emperor back then? If so, why did he escape from that circle completely and choose to be a policeman?

If so, how did he grow from a betrayed eight-year-old child to a people's policeman, and finally abandon all honors to break into the entertainment circle, fighting for traffic with a crowd of celebrities who are hyped, rely on their appearance, and cheat each other?

Lin Jing fell asleep in a daze, he had a silent dream.

In the dream, there is an unattainable giant mountain dormant between the sky and the earth. The mountain top is high and stands proudly, like a dragon head that will never surrender.

In the dream, there was also a cute little boy named Yuxue, climbing up the mountain step by step.He stretched out an index finger to lightly touch the dragon's head, a quiet smile bloomed on his flushed face, and the hot breath he exhaled dissipated in the morning mist without a trace.