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Zak's Japanese is not good, so it's not necessary to speak, read, write, or speak at all.Hearing is limited to some simple common vocabulary, and... swear words.

Osamu Dazai is the type who can swear at people without swearing but can mock the other person's face. There are seven out of ten words that Zach can't understand, but this does not prevent Zach from understanding what he means.

——Although I don’t understand it, it’s definitely not a good thing!

So Zack cursed back in English, f beep-k, sonofb beep-h, d beep-k...all the dirty words jumped out.As for Osamu Dazai, in the process of being taught by Mori Ogai, contact with foreign languages, especially English, is inevitable.Coupled with his clever mind, it is not difficult to learn daily communication.

However, there must be no comparison with the sneaky natives who grew up in the United States and spoke slang. Osamu Dazai also knew that he could not scold him in English. Besides, he was originally Japanese, so why couldn't he think of using English to hedge against the Americans.

So, at the dinner table, Osamu Dazai speaks Japanese and Zach speaks English, and the two of them guessed by their tone of voice without understanding each other's meaning.

Osamu Dazai: "The rotten onion has been bandaged for so long, don't you know how to wash yourself? Your body stinks."

He raised his hand and slapped the front of his nose, his eyes hung down, making a look of disgust.

Zach: "Where did the salty and sour smell of the sea come from? You're soaked in the water again, and the sticky smell is mixed with the sweat on your body, huh."

Not to be outdone, he turned back, the only eyes on his face gleaming with contempt.

Dazai Osamu: "Oh, it's better to put a disobedient dog in a rope, and let it out to frighten others by barking."

Zach: "What's the use of a wilted eggplant? Just be buried in the soil and rot into crumbs, and it will be annoying for others to run out to be a demon."

The kite-colored pupils and the different-colored pupils met, and the bottoms of both eyes were ignited with raging fire.

Dazai Osamu: "Shouldn't the onion be the purple coat? What's the matter with the obasan-like red pants? They are so thick in summer, and the skin feels dull."

Hearing this, Zach puffed up his chest involuntarily, and his low voice, which had been exasperated just now, suddenly returned to normal, with a hint of pride, "Xiang bought it for me!"

Hong Xiang, who was off topic: "..." Boy, those are the long johns I bought for you.long johns!Wear it in autumn and winter! !

The boy in black was obviously taken aback, turned his head to look at Hong Xiang who was watching a play on the sofa, and suddenly felt aggrieved, "He Hui didn't even buy me clothes—"

The corners of the blond young man's eyes twitched, and he looked at Osamu Dazai's well-made fabric and obviously expensive suit jacket, and that night, he jumped into the sea in a suit similar to this one, what if he was wrinkled by the sea water? manage?

"Where are you short of clothes? You're not a brat anymore." Chuya Nakahara spoke beside him.

The ocher-haired boy pressed his hat, and his blue eyes glanced at Dazai Osamu and Zack, two black-haired bandage boys. It has to be said that his sense of Zack is more than a little bit better than Dazai Osamu.

He also communicated with Zack, and was... forced to learn English by Sister Hongye.

"Are you still chatting there? Dinner has already started." Thor poked his head out of the kitchen, signaling that everyone could sit down and eat.

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw a maid with sea-colored long hair behind Thor, and subconsciously turned to look at Hong Xiang, waiting for his explanation.

Hong Xiang: "..."

Hong Xiang looked away: "Well, that's the one... The family is relatively big. Thor worked hard by himself, so he found another girl... No, it's a helper."

Chuya Zhongyuan: "..." Will the dragon get tired?

And you just wanted to say girl, right?

Stared at by the other party's suspicious blue eyes, she felt guilty, and coughed to cover up her embarrassment, "It's just an ordinary maid, um."

"That's how you introduced me when I first met Thor." It turned out that he was a dragon.

"Ahaha, so it's good that you understand." Crazy hilarious to cover up.

Zac didn't ask much, and after being stopped from arguing with Osamu Dazai, he sat in the seat furthest away from Osamu Dazai and ate obediently.Two years of living in Japan made Zac master chopsticks proficiently, and he was very quiet at the beginning when eating, and then...

Hongxiang refuses to recall.

"Ah, everyone is very happy." Thor cleaned up the mess on the table, humming and wagging his tail.

Bi Shuiliu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, looking down at a few people who had lost their [life].

The siren knelt down and poked a few people who fell on the ground to see if they were alive or dead.

…………

Originally, the atmosphere was still very good.

In the beginning, it was Osamu Dazai who robbed NEKO of the crabs on his plate.

NEKO was naturally annoyed, baring his teeth threateningly at Osamu Dazai with his paws exposed.

Osamu Dazai snapped off the claws of the crab, exposing the white crab meat and biting it down. For some reason, he couldn't get through with a cat, chewing on purpose.

The white kitten exploded and used illusion on Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai couldn't notice it, so he wanted to touch NEKO to release the illusion.

NEKO naturally won't let him succeed, and if he is ruled by Dazai, let alone illusion, he won't even be able to maintain the form of a cat.

With a quick jump, she landed on Zack's head, and Zack almost stuck the chopsticks in his throat.

He squeezed his fist and missed the cat, and Zack changed his target to Osamu Dazai.

A scythe appeared out of nowhere and smashed into a place in front of Osamu Dazai's chair. Fortunately, Osamu Dazai separated his legs quickly, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

Osamu Dazai yelled and threw the finished crab shell towards Zack.

Zac flicked the scythe, and the crab's shell might have a color-sensing device, and it landed on the head of someone with the same hair color as him.

Nakahara Chuya took off his hat while eating, and now he put on a crab hat again.

Osamu Dazai had gnawed on this crab shell, and a few drops of soup soaked his scalp.

Nakahara Chuya ran away in a second and punched Dazai Osamu.

Just at this time, Zac swung his sickle again and threw it at Osamu Dazai.

Zai Goudan is as flexible as a loach, with MAX dodge ability.

Zac's sickle collided with Nakahara Chuya's fist.

Fortunately, the two of them restrained their strength in time after realizing something was wrong, and they were not injured.

Looking at each other, the two reached an alliance, planning to kill Osamu Dazai tonight.

But Osamu Dazai left his seat quickly, ran behind the siren and began to cry.

"Miss Siren and the others teamed up to bully me (╥╯^╰╥)"

People are shameless and invincible in the world, but it is only right and proper for slaughter to be shameless.

"Damn Dazai, actually hiding behind a woman..." Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth, looking down on Dazai even more.

"Miss Siren, hurry up and knock down the stinky slugs and rotten onions, they are ruining He Hui's house." The words are true and sincere.

It was Zac's sickle that smashed the dining room chairs, and Nakahara also knocked over a few plates in the fight just now.

After the Siren judged, seeing Hongxiang's distressed (confused) look, the tracking missile aimed at Zack and Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Hong Xiang heard the sound of the beeps being ready to launch, and he hurriedly stopped, "Don't bomb your home, Siren!"

Sensing that the siren was about to attack, Zhong Yuan also snorted coldly, "Dazai, don't think you can escape."

After all, he put on the hat he didn't know where he had just placed it, and a dark red light spread from the surface of his body.

Come on, no matter what kind of attack it is, he will defuse it for you to see, and then kill it openly!

Over there, an equation flashed in the mind of the siren who heard the booming sound:

Missile launch = bomber = fire = fire to be extinguished = water needed = water weapon = artificial rainfall?

In other words, as long as artificial rainfall is launched, the attack of "demolition" can be carried out.

The siren immediately switched weapon types, with a bang——

The restaurant seemed to have lost its roof in a typhoon. After the water vapor gathered from all over the place, it turned into a dark cloud and floated over the restaurant, and it started to rain.

Rain, this is the only weather she can control as an underwater battle angel.

clap la la la-

There was a torrential rain in the restaurant. I wonder if it was Siren's buy one get one free service, but there was still wind blowing through this sealed restaurant.

Thor remained unmoved.That's right, it's customary for Long to eat in the wind and sleep in the open.

Most of the dishes on the table entered the dragon's stomach.

The rain poured on Hong Xiang's head, soaked his clothes, and drenched his brain.

After all, everything happened too suddenly and too smoothly, he was distracted for a few seconds, and the restaurant was in a mess.

"Do you want to stop them?" Bishui Liu said, looking at the blond young man with dark green eyes.

"If possible, please." Hong Xiang said in a daze.

The battle of three people and one cat is still going on.

NEKO did not forget Osamu Dazai who snatched his crab, and Osamu Dazai was pretending to hide behind the siren at this time.

The white kitten jumped up and stretched out its paws to scratch Osamu Dazai's face violently.

I don't know whether it is the world consciousness or the choice of the gods, but NEKO has met Osamu Dazai, but he has not changed back to his original form.

Swish Swish Swish.The bandage on Osamu Dazai's left eye was torn off, and there were a few scratches on his face, making him scream in pain.

The rain did not stop Nakahara Chuya and Zack's attacking footsteps. Nakahara Chuya reminded him one last time and told the Siren to move out of the way.

The siren blinked, and the sea-colored pupils caught the dissatisfied (confused) expression of the drowned Hong Xiang at the table, and moved away from his body.

"Miss Siren, are you going to abandon me!" Osamu Dazai held out Erkang's hand.

Gravity wrapped around his hands, the sickle was already swung, Osamu Dazai stuffed his arms into his pockets, and took out his pistol.

Crackling.

A green lightning flashed, and all three fell to the ground.

In the blink of an eye in Hongxiang, Bishuiliu's dark green hair suddenly turned white, the color of his pupils also changed, and green electric sparks wrapped around his body, and in the center of the battlefield, there were only three (pseudo) corpses left .

The Green King left the wet dining room and sat on the sofa in the living room.

"Meow~" NEKO jumped twice, snorted at the fallen people, put his paw on Osamu Dazai's head and stomped on it, and left with graceful steps.

……

After this dinner, Hongxiang was in a daze throughout the whole process. NEKO was robbed and began to retaliate. Osamu Dazai deserved to be beaten to find his back. Chuya Nakahara and Zac were innocently implicated in revenge and were beaten. Continue to eat, than water...

In the end, it was the green king who showed his power and stopped a group of cubs who were fighting.

So the MVP of the audience is actually the most innocuous stream?