[Comprehensive] I have countless super cute cubs

Today is a day of daily life for water.

Gintama dared to say these words openly.

It's night, the feasting lights are wrapped in the cold air, and when night falls, this is the real time for Kabukicho to appear.

The current time period has come after midnight.

"I'm back..." Yinshi staggered home as usual, and after weakly pushing the door open, a room was greeted with darkness, only the cold moonlight outside the window gave the room a little light.

Yinshi's eyes were blurred, his body smelled of alcohol, and he was in the same drunk state as before.

Unlike the one who came back alone before, today there is another figure beside him.

The two supported each other, leaning on each other.

"Hey, Kagula-chan, today I brought someone back for the night." Even when he was drunk, Gintoki subconsciously reported to Kagura.

"Yinjiang, Sataharu, excuse me..." Unsteady, the figure beside Yinshi vomited out on the spot, and in an instant, the whole room was filled with an indescribable smell of vomiting.

Seeing this, Yinshi also spat it out.

"It's so uncomfortable... It's so happy when I drink it."

Yinshi staggered, his feet slipped, and he fell down instantly. In an emergency, Yinshi pulled Hasegawa who was beside him as his back.

Inevitably, the two end up in each other's vomit.

In a sober state, the two of them will definitely go to take a bath, aren't they drunk now?

The door was pushed open, and two figures wearing masks appeared outside the door of Master House.

"It really is like this, Alu." The figure in the red clothes said disgustedly.

"Then let's start now." The unremarkable boy in kimono said.

"No, the two of them are too dirty, Aru."

"Then go wash them? But I can't lift them."

"Do you want me to be a young girl to watch the dirty things of two stinky men? I really misunderstood you, Alu." The girl in red said contemptuously.

"It's just sent to the bathroom. I'll undress them. That's fine."

"...Having known you for so many years, I really didn't expect you to be so fond of Aru."

"What's your tone?! If you don't want to work, just say it." The boy in kimono said angrily.

Then he resigned to his fate and rolled up his sleeves, and began to help the two of them wash up.

"Just like that, a man who can still move does whatever he wants to two men who sleep like dead pigs for the whole night... Woooo..."

The boy in kimono stuffed a peeled half cucumber into the mouth of the girl in red.

"Shut up, don't give me such a disgusting narration!"

"Crack..." The girl began to move her cheeks and chew.

"Hmph, you will be very happy to replace these two men with two girls."

"...for this kind of night, I only need one." The tone suddenly became a little shy〃〃.

"You think too much, your virginity - male label will never be taken off in this life."

"Stop talking, eat your cucumber!!!"

One night passed, the two people who were hungover woke up from the bed with splitting headaches.

"Yin Sang, your bed doesn't seem to be as comfortable as cardboard." Hasegawa complained.

"Shut up, I kindly took you in for one night. If it weren't for me, you would have gone to drink the northwest wind yesterday." Yinshi said lazily, then rubbed the corners of his eyes, and two large eyeballs came out Come.

It's just that those dead fish eyes are still lifeless.

"Yin Sang, if you hadn't dragged me to drink yesterday, my house wouldn't have been taken away as garbage."

Hearing Hasegawa's complaint, Gintoki yawned and got up and said, "Hey, don't use my toothbrush to brush your teeth, use Kagura's instead."

Squeeze toothpaste, Yinshi mechanically brushed it in his mouth, his figure was reflected in the mirror at this time, Yinshi lowered his head, looked up again, stretched out his hand to wipe the mirror, "Who is this? Hasegawa or Silver hour?"

Hasegawa: "These dead fish eyes are you in silver, and your silver curly hair."

"But these sunglasses and this useless face are obviously you."

"What the hell is going on here?"

Gintoki looked around, but didn't find Hasegawa's figure, and then he saw that strange and unfamiliar face in the mirror complaining to him.

"Yin Sang, do you feel that this face has suddenly become so ugly?"

"Who are you talking about that is ugly?" Yin Shi sneered, who had already reacted, "Is it you or me?"

"No, it's the face in the mirror, but why are you talking with my mouth?"

"I also want to know about what you said." Yin Shi said, quickly recalling yesterday, nothing unusual happened.

Gintoki and Hasegawa's bodies merged.

"Exchanging souls is more exciting than this meme." Gintoki shouted.

"Yin-sang, you have already played soul-swapping tricks with someone else, the vice-leader of the Shinsengumi." Hasegawa lamented.

"What?! Are you disliking Yinsang for being a second-hand product?"

"Mom——, Kagura-chan..." Yinshi's voice suddenly stopped, "In this case, it's obviously more likely that they will do it."

"Thinking about it carefully, this kind of plot can pass in a few minutes in Doraemon, and it is impossible for the author to use this old meme for several chapters..."

Therefore, he absolutely cannot throw himself into the trap.

It's a pity that his mind is like a silver mulberry, and his body no longer belongs to him alone.

The composite opened the refrigerator, which was empty.

Therefore, Hasegawa chose to go downstairs to find food.

"No, no. Are you going to use this weird appearance to face the world? Yinsang will be ridiculed as the protagonist, especially those around her, they are even more hateful." Yinshi firmly disagreed to go out and shame now.

"No way, this is also to fill the stomach." Hasegawa said indifferently.

"Brother, have you given up on yourself? Don't, we are now the real version of 'Share blessings and share sorrows'."

"So I'm hungry, and Yinshi is hungry too."

"Damn it, those guys took all the food, no, they ate it all, and didn't leave any for me. They obviously decided to mock Yinsang!" Yinshi gritted his teeth, holding on to the door frame and not letting go.

"Yinshi, no matter how good-looking you are, it's not as real as having a full stomach."

"The experience I gained from wandering, no matter how disdainful the eyes of the world, but as long as my stomach is warm, I can still be fearless. Let's go downstairs to eat."

The fused bodies of the two began to pull continuously, and Yinchuan rolled down the stairs accidentally.

In Dengshi Tavern, Kagura was eating with a rice cooker in his arms. When he saw Yinchuan rolling to the door, Kagura greeted him, "Good morning, Yinchuan."

"Yinchuan? How did you come up with the name Kagura-chan?" Shimura Miaoqi asked.

"It's okay to be called Chuanyin."

"No, sister, this is the cp name of Silver Sauce and MADAO."

"That's right, Alu, it's against the law to call Chuanyin CP."

Hasegawa: "Although I have always defaulted to M, do you want to discuss the matter between me and Gintoki so confidently?"

Yinshi's forehead burst into blue veins and said: "We are brothers. By the way, did you do this to us? Hurry up and get rid of this state."

"It's inconvenient to go to the toilet, it's also inconvenient to eat, there are so many inconveniences." Yinshi said madly.

"How could it be?" Deng Shi sneered, "You two are good-for-nothings."

"After you fit together, you only need to go to the toilet and eat a meal, isn't it good? Just think of it as a decompression for the earth."

"There is no such way to decompress! As a man, how can I touch another man's ○○..."

"Yin Sang...I don't even like red bean rice."

"Red bean rice is the most delicious food, don't be picky."

"Kagura-chan, Xin Baji, what high-tech weapon did you use to turn the two of us into this?"

"Doraemon World, the 'Super Fusion Machine'."

"Just like last night, you only need to vomit one and take a bath, wouldn't it be great?"

"Xin Baji, why did you turn black? I knew you were the only conscience left in our Gintama."

"Hey, the food you eat is really enough for one person." Hasegawa said in surprise, of course, it would be better if he didn't eat red bean rice.

"Thinking about it this way, it's not bad after being fused with Yinsang. I have a house to live in, food to eat, and most importantly, a job to do."

"I'm going to call Ah Chu right away and say that I have found a new job."

"Stop, stop, food, housing and work all belong to Yinsang, and have nothing to do with you, a man with sunglasses."

"Kagura-chan, Xin Baji, you two don't want our big family of three to suddenly have a fourth person?"

"Silver sauce, what are you talking about? We Wanshiwu is a family of four."

"Uncle good-for-nothing glasses, you are welcome to join."

"Well, although the attributes of sunglasses and mine overlap somewhat, but as one of the protagonists, I also have a stomach."

"Hey, did you ask my boss's opinion when you accepted newcomers?" Yin Chuan held Kagura-chan's head and asked.

Yin Shi: "I absolutely disagree."

Hasegawa: "That... I agree."

Yin Shi: "..."

"Speaking of which, I just remembered that I seem to have taken over a wife who is separating. What's her name..."

"Achu Aru." Kagura said, "I didn't expect Yin-chan to leave the order in this way. It's really gratifying."

"Wait, wait, hurry up and separate Yinsang and me!"

"Ah Chu, I won't give it up to another man."

Yinchuan disappeared, replaced by Yinshi and Hasegawa, both of them were in a miserable state of mind, "Why are you making such a fuss about Yinsang?"

Shinpachi: "Let the props in Doraemon appear once, and then open a new chapter."

"So, what's the new chapter?"

Fourteen: "Dragon Ball."